JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD # 6

[Missiontoconvict]

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine, Fanny, was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

'May I see the new baby?' I asked

'Not yet,' Fanny said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.'

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'

'No, not yet,' Fanny said.

After another few minutes had elapsed,

I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'

'No, not yet,' replied my friend Fanny.

Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'

'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.

'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'

'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!'

 

[CasuallyCool]

Anyone know how to keep bananas from turning brown too quickly?  And don't say make banana bread, which I love, cause I don;t know how.

[joesamas mama]

Anyone know how to keep bananas from turning brown too quickly?  And don't say make banana bread, which I love, cause I don;t know how.

Hang them on a banana hanger and don't put them in the fridge.

[no rose colored glasses]

Anyone know how to keep bananas from turning brown too quickly?  And don't say make banana bread, which I love, cause I don;t know how.

Also those green bags you can buy at the grocery store or Walmart, it will keep fruits and vegetables fresher much longer  Ask a clerk about them, I can't remember what the exact name of them are.

[CasuallyCool]

What's a banana hanger and why do the bags have to be green?  I've never put them in the fridge.

[joesamas mama]

What's a banana hanger and why do the bags have to be green?  I've never put them in the fridge.

Banana hanger is a hook on a stand and you hang your bananas over the hook. That way they don't turn brown as easy. I don't know why, probably the bananas think they are still on the tree? 

[trimmonthelake]

Anyone know how to keep bananas from turning brown too quickly?  And don't say make banana bread, which I love, cause I don;t know how.

To keep the flesh of a peeled banana from turning brown, mist it or dip it in the juice of an acidic fruit such as lemon, lime, orange, or pineapple. There are also commercial preparations such as Ever-Fresh and Fruit-Fresh, which have a similar effect.
Store bananas away from other fruits, as the ethylene gas given off affects ripening. Ripening can be halted by placing the banana in the refrigerator, but this will cause the skin to darken considerably.

Please see http://www.samcooks.com/relish/bananas.html for lots more banana information.

[trimmonthelake]

What's a banana hanger and why do the bags have to be green?  I've never put them in the fridge.

Banana hanger is a hook on a stand and you hang your bananas over the hook. That way they don't turn brown as easy. I don't know why, probably the bananas think they are still on the tree? 

 

[trimmonthelake]

NRCG,is Misty's mom being transferred today?

[ScareyCarrie]

  i am soooooooooooooooooo bored 

[CasuallyCool]

i am soooooooooooooooooo bored 

We've discussed that here before.  You need to have sex.

[ScareyCarrie]

i am soooooooooooooooooo bored 

We've discussed that here before.  You need to have sex.

I do.... but i am at work..... with my mom.....

[trimmonthelake]

i am soooooooooooooooooo bored 

We've discussed that here before.  You need to have sex.

I do.... but i am at work..... with my mom.....

 

[MunkeyMunk]

i am soooooooooooooooooo bored 

We've discussed that here before.  You need to have sex.

I do.... but i am at work..... with my mom.....

 

Possible for me I work w/ my dh but ....... scarey is it your lunchtime???   j/k DD...have you heard of credit card statements or filing???

[CasuallyCool]

i am soooooooooooooooooo bored 

We've discussed that here before.  You need to have sex.

I do.... but i am at work..... with my mom.....

Is your mom a cougar like Trimm?     

[MunkeyMunk]

or cleaning my messy office up for me???   I KNOW NOT HAPPENIN......can't blame a girl for wishin

[ScareyCarrie]

or cleaning my messy office up for me???   I KNOW NOT HAPPENIN......can't blame a girl for wishin

  is what i think of those stupid Credit Card statements, and me? file? 

  you can clean your office, and mean while i will  everything on my desk.

While those all sounds so intriguing..... i say we go home and 

[Missiontoconvict]

i am soooooooooooooooooo bored 

We've discussed that here before.  You need to have sex.

OMG LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

[Missiontoconvict]

i am soooooooooooooooooo bored 

We've discussed that here before.  You need to have sex.

I do.... but i am at work..... with my mom.....

 

[Fanny Mae]

I would have been here sooner, but I have been looking for my baby. I know I left that thing somewhere around here........