JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD # 6

[joesamas mama]

This is what we in Chicago call a Post 'N Run...

OK, so you need to drive somewhere but you're a woman. First and foremost do not panic, it's one of the many problems facing American women today. The first thing you need to do is find your keys - or your husband's keys if you aren't allowed to have your own vehicle. Once you have found the keys you must now find the vehicle - perhaps it's in the garage or driveway? Once you find the vehicle, use the car keys to unlock the driver side door before attempting to enter. Do not hit your head on the roof of the car while entering. Please make sure that you aren't a woman under the age of 24 or over the age of 60. If this is the case, carefully step out of the vehicle and go back inside the house. There is the remote chance that your husband (you are older than 23 and you are married, right? If not, you clearly are a morally-challenged woman) bought a cool sports car from that other place that is not Canada. In said case, once seated, it is very likely that you'll see a phallic-looking thing sprouting up on your right-hand side, and that it looks that there are actually two brake pedals. The phallic thing is called a shift stick and the left-hand side "brake" pedal is called a clutch pedal: but nevermind, if this is the case, just carefully step out of the vehicle and go back inside the house.

  Are you saying women can't drive a stick shift CC? 

[Missiontoconvict]

This is so darn cute.....I didnt' know whether to laugh or cry.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/mRnBcbCIViI&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/mRnBcbCIViI&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1</a>

[Missiontoconvict]

This is what we in Chicago call a Post 'N Run...

OK, so you need to drive somewhere but you're a woman. First and foremost do not panic, it's one of the many problems facing American women today. The first thing you need to do is find your keys - or your husband's keys if you aren't allowed to have your own vehicle. Once you have found the keys you must now find the vehicle - perhaps it's in the garage or driveway? Once you find the vehicle, use the car keys to unlock the driver side door before attempting to enter. Do not hit your head on the roof of the car while entering. Please make sure that you aren't a woman under the age of 24 or over the age of 60. If this is the case, carefully step out of the vehicle and go back inside the house. There is the remote chance that your husband (you are older than 23 and you are married, right? If not, you clearly are a morally-challenged woman) bought a cool sports car from that other place that is not Canada. In said case, once seated, it is very likely that you'll see a phallic-looking thing sprouting up on your right-hand side, and that it looks that there are actually two brake pedals. The phallic thing is called a shift stick and the left-hand side "brake" pedal is called a clutch pedal: but nevermind, if this is the case, just carefully step out of the vehicle and go back inside the house.

  Are you saying women can't drive a stick shift CC? 

That is what I am getting out of it. 

[trimmonthelake]

TRIIIMMMMMMMM            

http://www.debbieschlussel.com/10276/tinkerbell-gone-butch-disney-revamps-glamorous-nymph-into-tomboy/#more-10276

Tinkerbell Gone Butch: Disney Revamps Glamorous Nymph Into Tomboy[/color
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WTF, why can't things just be left alone, why is this being tampered with 

IDK No Rose.

It all started with Neverland and that thing that lived there.I knew this was coming.Tink don't need a lot of clothes,no matter what her adventure is.She is a fairy.
And by damned she likes men!!!   
There is nothing sacred.What do you expect when you elect a celebrity president?I better shut up now.   

[joesamas mama]

This is so darn cute.....I didnt' know whether to laugh or cry.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/mRnBcbCIViI&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/mRnBcbCIViI&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1</a>

That is so sweet Mission. I cried.

[CasuallyCool]

This is what we in Chicago call a Post 'N Run...

OK, so you need to drive somewhere but you're a woman. First and foremost do not panic, it's one of the many problems facing American women today. The first thing you need to do is find your keys - or your husband's keys if you aren't allowed to have your own vehicle. Once you have found the keys you must now find the vehicle - perhaps it's in the garage or driveway? Once you find the vehicle, use the car keys to unlock the driver side door before attempting to enter. Do not hit your head on the roof of the car while entering. Please make sure that you aren't a woman under the age of 24 or over the age of 60. If this is the case, carefully step out of the vehicle and go back inside the house. There is the remote chance that your husband (you are older than 23 and you are married, right? If not, you clearly are a morally-challenged woman) bought a cool sports car from that other place that is not Canada. In said case, once seated, it is very likely that you'll see a phallic-looking thing sprouting up on your right-hand side, and that it looks that there are actually two brake pedals. The phallic thing is called a shift stick and the left-hand side "brake" pedal is called a clutch pedal: but nevermind, if this is the case, just carefully step out of the vehicle and go back inside the house.

  Are you saying women can't drive a stick shift CC? 

Moi?  I think someone has been posting under my alias, yep, that's what I believe happened, for sure.

[Sassycat]

This is so darn cute.....I didnt' know whether to laugh or cry.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/mRnBcbCIViI&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/mRnBcbCIViI&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1</a>

That's so cute.  Thanks.   

[trimmonthelake]

i am soooooooooooooooooo bored 

We've discussed that here before.  You need to have sex.

I do.... but i am at work..... with my mom.....

 

Possible for me I work w/ my dh but ....... scarey is it your lunchtime???   j/k DD...have you heard of credit card statements or filing???

 

[joesamas mama]

TRIIIMMMMMMMM            

http://www.debbieschlussel.com/10276/tinkerbell-gone-butch-disney-revamps-glamorous-nymph-into-tomboy/#more-10276

Tinkerbell Gone Butch: Disney Revamps Glamorous Nymph Into Tomboy[/color
]

WTF, why can't things just be left alone, why is this being tampered with 

IDK No Rose.

It all started with Neverland and that thing that lived there.I knew this was coming.Tink don't need a lot of clothes,no matter what her adventure is.She is a fairy.
And by damned she likes men!!!   
There is nothing sacred.What do you expect when you elect a celebrity president?I better shut up now.   

Neverland the ranch and the thing that lived there that liked little boys and just passed to the great beyond this summer by a drug od? 

[Sassycat]

This is what we in Chicago call a Post 'N Run...

OK, so you need to drive somewhere but you're a woman. First and foremost do not panic, it's one of the many problems facing American women today. The first thing you need to do is find your keys - or your husband's keys if you aren't allowed to have your own vehicle. Once you have found the keys you must now find the vehicle - perhaps it's in the garage or driveway? Once you find the vehicle, use the car keys to unlock the driver side door before attempting to enter. Do not hit your head on the roof of the car while entering. Please make sure that you aren't a woman under the age of 24 or over the age of 60. If this is the case, carefully step out of the vehicle and go back inside the house. There is the remote chance that your husband (you are older than 23 and you are married, right? If not, you clearly are a morally-challenged woman) bought a cool sports car from that other place that is not Canada. In said case, once seated, it is very likely that you'll see a phallic-looking thing sprouting up on your right-hand side, and that it looks that there are actually two brake pedals. The phallic thing is called a shift stick and the left-hand side "brake" pedal is called a clutch pedal: but nevermind, if this is the case, just carefully step out of the vehicle and go back inside the house.

  Are you saying women can't drive a stick shift CC? 

Moi?  I think someone has been posting under my alias, yep, that's what I believe happened, for sure.

 

[joesamas mama]

This is what we in Chicago call a Post 'N Run...

OK, so you need to drive somewhere but you're a woman. First and foremost do not panic, it's one of the many problems facing American women today. The first thing you need to do is find your keys - or your husband's keys if you aren't allowed to have your own vehicle. Once you have found the keys you must now find the vehicle - perhaps it's in the garage or driveway? Once you find the vehicle, use the car keys to unlock the driver side door before attempting to enter. Do not hit your head on the roof of the car while entering. Please make sure that you aren't a woman under the age of 24 or over the age of 60. If this is the case, carefully step out of the vehicle and go back inside the house. There is the remote chance that your husband (you are older than 23 and you are married, right? If not, you clearly are a morally-challenged woman) bought a cool sports car from that other place that is not Canada. In said case, once seated, it is very likely that you'll see a phallic-looking thing sprouting up on your right-hand side, and that it looks that there are actually two brake pedals. The phallic thing is called a shift stick and the left-hand side "brake" pedal is called a clutch pedal: but nevermind, if this is the case, just carefully step out of the vehicle and go back inside the house.

  Are you saying women can't drive a stick shift CC? 

Moi?  I think someone has been posting under my alias, yep, that's what I believe happened, for sure.

    RIGHT?

[trimmonthelake]

i am soooooooooooooooooo bored 

We've discussed that here before.  You need to have sex.

I do.... but i am at work..... with my mom.....

Is your mom a cougar like Trimm?     

 

[trimmonthelake]

I would have been here sooner, but I have been looking for my baby. I know I left that thing somewhere around here........

        

Have you checked the crack of your, well... pumpkin?

I was outside cleaning my deck and came back to this.      LMAO

[Fanny Mae]

This is so darn cute.....I didnt' know whether to laugh or cry.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/mRnBcbCIViI&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/mRnBcbCIViI&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1</a>

[Missiontoconvict]

This is what we in Chicago call a Post 'N Run...

OK, so you need to drive somewhere but you're a woman. First and foremost do not panic, it's one of the many problems facing American women today. The first thing you need to do is find your keys - or your husband's keys if you aren't allowed to have your own vehicle. Once you have found the keys you must now find the vehicle - perhaps it's in the garage or driveway? Once you find the vehicle, use the car keys to unlock the driver side door before attempting to enter. Do not hit your head on the roof of the car while entering. Please make sure that you aren't a woman under the age of 24 or over the age of 60. If this is the case, carefully step out of the vehicle and go back inside the house. There is the remote chance that your husband (you are older than 23 and you are married, right? If not, you clearly are a morally-challenged woman) bought a cool sports car from that other place that is not Canada. In said case, once seated, it is very likely that you'll see a phallic-looking thing sprouting up on your right-hand side, and that it looks that there are actually two brake pedals. The phallic thing is called a shift stick and the left-hand side "brake" pedal is called a clutch pedal: but nevermind, if this is the case, just carefully step out of the vehicle and go back inside the house.

  Are you saying women can't drive a stick shift CC? 

Moi?  I think someone has been posting under my alias, yep, that's what I believe happened, for sure.

 

[trimmonthelake]

BHO is ranked only the 15th Hottest Head of States

http://hottestheadsofstate.wordpress.com/list/

CC #1 is a pretty hot chick from the Ukraine

I have an overwhelming desire to paint a mustache on O's face. You know, a little short one like Hitlers.

that's my girl.   

[trimmonthelake]

TRIIIMMMMMMMM            

http://www.debbieschlussel.com/10276/tinkerbell-gone-butch-disney-revamps-glamorous-nymph-into-tomboy/#more-10276

Tinkerbell Gone Butch: Disney Revamps Glamorous Nymph Into Tomboy

NOw they have gone toooo Far!!!!!!   

I'm gonna get the vapors,I just know it.   

[trimmonthelake]

   

.: Judge rules -- Rifqa will complete Florida Virtual schooling until the end of the grading period.   DCF will directly turn over custody of the child to Franklin County Children Services.

 

[trimmonthelake]

NRCG,is Misty's mom being transferred today?

I don't know what they are doing with that woman  somebody said her name was not coming up at the jail in Tenn, but now I guess it is. I don't know why I keep following this case, all I get is super frustrated.

Then there is always the feeling of an impending argument.

[Fanny Mae]

TRIIIMMMMMMMM            

http://www.debbieschlussel.com/10276/tinkerbell-gone-butch-disney-revamps-glamorous-nymph-into-tomboy/#more-10276

Tinkerbell Gone Butch: Disney Revamps Glamorous Nymph Into Tomboy

NOw they have gone toooo Far!!!!!!   

I'm gonna get the vapors,I just know it.   

Here! Trimm! Use this!