JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD # 6

[Fanny Mae]

CC- Love the pictures!     

Good morning, SASSY. 

   

Totally snagged!

[Sassycat]

             

[Sassycat]

CC- Love the pictures!     

Good morning, SASSY. 

   

Totally snagged!

I thought you'd like that.     

[Fanny Mae]

CC- Love the pictures!     

Good morning, SASSY. 

   

Totally snagged!

I thought you'd like that.     

I did! Both of them! 

[Missiontoconvict]

  Mornin Monks - I see we are off on a roll in here this morning.  Love the pics CC - Fanny  "Slore Dog" love it!!

JSM glad to hear you are feeling better this morning. 

[Sassycat]

Off to workout. 

[no rose colored glasses]

 Good Morning. JSM I'm glad you are feeling better    Thanks for all the funny pics 

[joesamas mama]

Morning Monkeys. Thanks for all your well wishes for me last night.

I hope everyone is having a wonderful day. I think I am doing much better today. Just took half of my happy pill. Let's see if it works. 

I want breakfast, but not baloney sammiches. That is worse than eating spam. 

Good Morning JSM. I'll share my Bacon and Egg sandwich with you.

I went to bed before your family emergency happened. I hope everything is OK now. 

Thanks for sharing. I may go to the cafeteria and get me one that sounds really good.

Everything is okay. Thanks for asking.

[CasuallyCool]

Backne (baack-knee)
This takes the pimple-popping to orgy levels, where numerous participants can "squeeze the crap out of" the gruesome bumps upon the backs of their friends. Usually, in such an exercise, the participants will all be familiar with each other. However, there are a few clubs where, one can perform the bubble-busting with strangers, heightening the excitement.

With the proliferation of these groups, also comes another, morally-deprived group, known as the acne prostitute. These low-life men and women will whore themselves on the street, offering their zits for popping for a nominal fee. If you are interested in a night with one of these people, you can find them in the seediest part of any major population center. Of course, protection is a must: gloves.


 

[joesamas mama]

CC- Love the pictures!     

  Me to CC, love your avatar too. I was confused.

[CasuallyCool]

I just noticed something. WTF is up with this football video?

[joesamas mama]

             

 

[Fanny Mae]

Off to workout. 

See you later, SASSY.

[CasuallyCool]

CC- Love the pictures!     

  Me to CC, love your avatar too. I was confused.

You, confused?  Banish the thought.

Hello mama, hello mama it's me
How you feeling mama?
Hm-hmm, that's alright
I've got something I want to talk to you about
If you don't mind
And I ain't mad, mama, no, no no no
Wait a minute, listen mama

Look what they done to my song, ma
Look what they done to my song, ma
The only thing I could do half right and now it's turning out all wrong, mama
Look what they done to my song
Now listen if you please

Wish I could find a good book, I'd like to live in the thing now
Wish I could find a good book, now, hey hey hey
If I could find a real good book, you know I,
I'd never have to come out and look
At what they done to my song

Look what they done to my brain, ma
Look what they done to my brain
Oh mama, it's a shame, you won't believe this, but it's true
They picked it like a chicken bone and I'm-ah, just about to go insane mama
Look what they done to my brain

Now girls, if you don't mind, I'd like to hear that some French

Ils ont change ma chanson, ma
(ooh, not bad)
Ils ont change ma chanson
(uh-huh. Let me see here {franglish gibberish})
Ils ont change ma chanson
(My French must be pretty bad, I better do this in English)

Look what they done to my song, ma
Look what they done to my song ma
Put it in a plastic bag and they turned the bag upside down ma
Look what they done to my song

(scat)
Maybe it's alright
Maybe it's OK, I don't know
But I tell ya
If my tears were money, I'd be a millionaire today
You know, the only thing I get to have right, now it's turning out all wrong, mama
You can't believe what they've done to my song ma, that I wrote myself
They put it in a plastic bag and they turned the bag upside down, mama


Lord, if I could find a good book,
I'd never have to come out and look at, uh
What they trying to do to my brain
It's a shame mama, you see they
They done pick it like a chicken bone
And I'm-ah just about to go insane
I'm insane, insane, mama
I'm going crazy, mama, that's what it is

Lord knows I don't care what they done to my song
No, I don't care about that, but see
The main thing, mama
What they trying to do to me.

You see, well they stole everything I had, mama
And they made a million with it, and you know that hurts
But oh, I'm gonna keep on working on the building,
Just like you taught me, mama
Whoah, yes I will, yes I will, yeah

[Fanny Mae]

Backne (baack-knee)
This takes the pimple-popping to orgy levels, where numerous participants can "squeeze the crap out of" the gruesome bumps upon the backs of their friends. Usually, in such an exercise, the participants will all be familiar with each other. However, there are a few clubs where, one can perform the bubble-busting with strangers, heightening the excitement.

With the proliferation of these groups, also comes another, morally-deprived group, known as the acne prostitute. These low-life men and women will whore themselves on the street, offering their zits for popping for a nominal fee. If you are interested in a night with one of these people, you can find them in the seediest part of any major population center. Of course, protection is a must: gloves.


 

I saw a comment the other day that it was FAT-BAC-NE!!

[Fanny Mae]

CC- Love the pictures!     

  Me to CC, love your avatar too. I was confused.

You, confused?  Banish the thought.

Hello mama, hello mama it's me
How you feeling mama?
Hm-hmm, that's alright
I've got something I want to talk to you about
If you don't mind
And I ain't mad, mama, no, no no no
Wait a minute, listen mama

Look what they done to my song, ma
Look what they done to my song, ma
The only thing I could do half right and now it's turning out all wrong, mama
Look what they done to my song
Now listen if you please

Wish I could find a good book, I'd like to live in the thing now
Wish I could find a good book, now, hey hey hey
If I could find a real good book, you know I,
I'd never have to come out and look
At what they done to my song

Look what they done to my brain, ma
Look what they done to my brain
Oh mama, it's a shame, you won't believe this, but it's true
They picked it like a chicken bone and I'm-ah, just about to go insane mama
Look what they done to my brain

Now girls, if you don't mind, I'd like to hear that some French

Ils ont change ma chanson, ma
(ooh, not bad)
Ils ont change ma chanson
(uh-huh. Let me see here {franglish gibberish})
Ils ont change ma chanson
(My French must be pretty bad, I better do this in English)

Look what they done to my song, ma
Look what they done to my song ma
Put it in a plastic bag and they turned the bag upside down ma
Look what they done to my song

(scat)
Maybe it's alright
Maybe it's OK, I don't know
But I tell ya
If my tears were money, I'd be a millionaire today
You know, the only thing I get to have right, now it's turning out all wrong, mama
You can't believe what they've done to my song ma, that I wrote myself
They put it in a plastic bag and they turned the bag upside down, mama


Lord, if I could find a good book,
I'd never have to come out and look at, uh
What they trying to do to my brain
It's a shame mama, you see they
They done pick it like a chicken bone
And I'm-ah just about to go insane
I'm insane, insane, mama
I'm going crazy, mama, that's what it is

Lord knows I don't care what they done to my song
No, I don't care about that, but see
The main thing, mama
What they trying to do to me.

You see, well they stole everything I had, mama
And they made a million with it, and you know that hurts
But oh, I'm gonna keep on working on the building,
Just like you taught me, mama
Whoah, yes I will, yes I will, yeah

Is that a song from PETER PAN??? 

[trimmonthelake]

CC- Love the pictures!     

  Me to CC, love your avatar too. I was confused.

He is cracking me up.   

[CasuallyCool]

“Come fly with me, let's fly, let's fly awaaay.”

[trimmonthelake]

[joesamas mama]

Mornin Monks - I see we are off on a roll in here this morning.  Love the pics CC - Fanny  "Slore Dog" love it!!

JSM glad to hear you are feeling better this morning. 

Thank you Mission.