JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD # 6

[joesamas mama]

      

FANNYYYYYYYY I did what you said. The maintenance guy was outside when I got home so I asked him if anyone has complained about bees in the apartment. He said no, but then he had a puzzled look on his face. He asked which apartment I am in and he said that the guy underneath me asked him about bees. He said usually he doesn't understand what all the guy is saying, so he kind of ignored it. I told the guy about hearing critters in the ceiling, he looked up at my balcony and had this OMG look on his face. I looked up and from about two feet down from the point of the roof and about four feet across was a solid black moving mass.  He got on the phone right then, called the girl to get the exterminators out either tomorrow or Monday.

Then I asked if the exterminator would go into my closet, because if so, I need to make it presentable.  Too many boxes of books and Christmas lights. 

[joesamas mama]

Well, one of my sons talked the boy down the street to jump off the second floor roof of his house with a sheet for a parachute. He was forbidden by his mother to ever play with my son again after she saw him come streaking by her window while she was washing dishes......

No, he wasn't hurt. 

Your son or the other kid? 

Neither. That was some of his milder stunts. When he was about 14 He set a fire in the burn barrel one Sunday during one of the Masses at chuch next door. He decided to put a blower on it to make it burn faster.
Monsignor stopped mass to come outside to see as the flames could be seen through the stained glass. It looked like a jet engine and sounded like one too. Not only did he get a tongue lashing, but so did his father and I.   

  Boys will be boys. I can't believe the Father would stop Mass though. I hope CC will tell us his little bad boy antics tomorrow.  As long as they are G rated, but somehow I doubt they will be. 

[Fanny Mae]

     

FANNYYYYYYYY I did what you said. The maintenance guy was outside when I got home so I asked him if anyone has complained about bees in the apartment. He said no, but then he had a puzzled look on his face. He asked which apartment I am in and he said that the guy underneath me asked him about bees. He said usually he doesn't understand what all the guy is saying, so he kind of ignored it. I told the guy about hearing critters in the ceiling, he looked up at my balcony and had this OMG look on his face. I looked up and from about two feet down from the point of the roof and about four feet across was a solid black moving mass.  He got on the phone right then, called the girl to get the exterminators out either tomorrow or Monday.

Then I asked if the exterminator would go into my closet, because if so, I need to make it presentable.  Too many boxes of books and Christmas lights. 

I am so glad you said something about the bees! I hope they are not killer bees!!
I hope they are not related to Muffy Bee.

 Now, did you remember to tell him about your oven? I can't cook without an oven. And don't forget the spatula. And with bees flying around, you might pick up a fly swatter. 

[Fanny Mae]

Well, one of my sons talked the boy down the street to jump off the second floor roof of his house with a sheet for a parachute. He was forbidden by his mother to ever play with my son again after she saw him come streaking by her window while she was washing dishes......

No, he wasn't hurt. 

Your son or the other kid? 

Neither. That was some of his milder stunts. When he was about 14 He set a fire in the burn barrel one Sunday during one of the Masses at chuch next door. He decided to put a blower on it to make it burn faster.
Monsignor stopped mass to come outside to see as the flames could be seen through the stained glass. It looked like a jet engine and sounded like one too. Not only did he get a tongue lashing, but so did his father and I.   

  Boys will be boys. I can't believe the Father would stop Mass though. I hope CC will tell us his little bad boy antics tomorrow.  As long as they are G rated, but somehow I doubt they will be. 

Trust me, it was bad enough to stop Mass. He was thinking about telling the congregation to run! Or at least that was one of the things he was yelling at us! 

It is not a myth that  girls are much easier to raise than boys. 

[joesamas mama]

     

FANNYYYYYYYY I did what you said. The maintenance guy was outside when I got home so I asked him if anyone has complained about bees in the apartment. He said no, but then he had a puzzled look on his face. He asked which apartment I am in and he said that the guy underneath me asked him about bees. He said usually he doesn't understand what all the guy is saying, so he kind of ignored it. I told the guy about hearing critters in the ceiling, he looked up at my balcony and had this OMG look on his face. I looked up and from about two feet down from the point of the roof and about four feet across was a solid black moving mass.  He got on the phone right then, called the girl to get the exterminators out either tomorrow or Monday.

Then I asked if the exterminator would go into my closet, because if so, I need to make it presentable.  Too many boxes of books and Christmas lights. 

I am so glad you said something about the bees! I hope they are not killer bees!!
I hope they are not related to Muffy Bee.

 Now, did you remember to tell him about your oven? I can't cook without an oven. And don't forget the spatula. And with bees flying around, you might pick up a fly swatter. 

  After seeing the bees up there I forgot all about the oven. I have a spatula, I need to go put it in the dishwasher since I used it last night and just rinsed it but was lazy and didn't throw it in the dishwasher. I hope they aren't related to Muffy either. I wish I could find the cord to my camera and I would take a picture. I don't think my cell phone can get a good picture. I will see what I can do though. It is really creepy. 

[joesamas mama]

Well, one of my sons talked the boy down the street to jump off the second floor roof of his house with a sheet for a parachute. He was forbidden by his mother to ever play with my son again after she saw him come streaking by her window while she was washing dishes......

No, he wasn't hurt. 

Your son or the other kid? 

Neither. That was some of his milder stunts. When he was about 14 He set a fire in the burn barrel one Sunday during one of the Masses at chuch next door. He decided to put a blower on it to make it burn faster.
Monsignor stopped mass to come outside to see as the flames could be seen through the stained glass. It looked like a jet engine and sounded like one too. Not only did he get a tongue lashing, but so did his father and I.   

  Boys will be boys. I can't believe the Father would stop Mass though. I hope CC will tell us his little bad boy antics tomorrow.  As long as they are G rated, but somehow I doubt they will be. 

Trust me, it was bad enough to stop Mass. He was thinking about telling the congregation to run! Or at least that was one of the things he was yelling at us! 

It is not a myth that  girls are much easier to raise than boys. 

I'm sure it wasn't bad enough to stop Mass. If there were a fire outside at either of the three parishes I attend, we wouldn't know because they don't have any stained glass windows. Two have NO windows at all. I hate the way they build new churches down here now. I guess it has to do with reducing the A/C bills if there are no windows.

My brother and cousin took a can of WD40, sprayed the stuff lit it with a match just to pretend it was a dragon. 

That was back in the day you could use a wooden spoon on a kids butt. My aunt whooped them to high heaven. 

[Northern Rose]

WE just got a doc dump!!!!!!

[ScareyCarrie]

::monkeylaugh:: I dunno fanny bet my moms got some killer stories bout me...and her self for that matter, we are a rather entertaining bunch! Haha oh boy add my uncles in whewy!

U should hear about the time we fed my much hated cuzin some mineral oil, and laughed at him for 3 days ::monkeylaugh:: ohhhh good times


JSM glad ur getting ur bee and rodent problem solved... U might need to get a hokey stick for fanny too if it was a "big black mass" ::monkeyeek::

[Fanny Mae]

Well, one of my sons talked the boy down the street to jump off the second floor roof of his house with a sheet for a parachute. He was forbidden by his mother to ever play with my son again after she saw him come streaking by her window while she was washing dishes......

No, he wasn't hurt. 

Your son or the other kid? 

Neither. That was some of his milder stunts. When he was about 14 He set a fire in the burn barrel one Sunday during one of the Masses at chuch next door. He decided to put a blower on it to make it burn faster.
Monsignor stopped mass to come outside to see as the flames could be seen through the stained glass. It looked like a jet engine and sounded like one too. Not only did he get a tongue lashing, but so did his father and I.   

  Boys will be boys. I can't believe the Father would stop Mass though. I hope CC will tell us his little bad boy antics tomorrow.  As long as they are G rated, but somehow I doubt they will be. 

Trust me, it was bad enough to stop Mass. He was thinking about telling the congregation to run! Or at least that was one of the things he was yelling at us! 

It is not a myth that  girls are much easier to raise than boys. 

I'm sure it wasn't bad enough to stop Mass. If there were a fire outside at either of the three parishes I attend, we wouldn't know because they don't have any stained glass windows. Two have NO windows at all. I hate the way they build new churches down here now. I guess it has to do with reducing the A/C bills if there are no windows.

My brother and cousin took a can of WD40, sprayed the stuff lit it with a match just to pretend it was a dragon. 

That was back in the day you could use a wooden spoon on a kids butt. My aunt whooped them to high heaven. 

Trust me when I say it was bad enough to stop Mass. 

Go get the Docs!! We're gonna burn the midnight oil tonight!

[joesamas mama]

::monkeylaugh:: I dunno fanny bet my moms got some killer stories bout me...and her self for that matter, we are a rather entertaining bunch! Haha oh boy add my uncles in whewy!

U should hear about the time we fed my much hated cuzin some mineral oil, and laughed at him for 3 days ::monkeylaugh:: ohhhh good times


JSM glad ur getting ur bee and rodent problem solved... U might need to get a hokey stick for fanny too if it was a "big black mass" ::monkeyeek::

  Sounds like my mom's family back in the day.

No rodents  , just evil bees that have evidently have invaded my roof and dropping dead in my apartment. 

[joesamas mama]

Well, one of my sons talked the boy down the street to jump off the second floor roof of his house with a sheet for a parachute. He was forbidden by his mother to ever play with my son again after she saw him come streaking by her window while she was washing dishes......

No, he wasn't hurt. 

Your son or the other kid? 

Neither. That was some of his milder stunts. When he was about 14 He set a fire in the burn barrel one Sunday during one of the Masses at chuch next door. He decided to put a blower on it to make it burn faster.
Monsignor stopped mass to come outside to see as the flames could be seen through the stained glass. It looked like a jet engine and sounded like one too. Not only did he get a tongue lashing, but so did his father and I.   

  Boys will be boys. I can't believe the Father would stop Mass though. I hope CC will tell us his little bad boy antics tomorrow.  As long as they are G rated, but somehow I doubt they will be. 

Trust me, it was bad enough to stop Mass. He was thinking about telling the congregation to run! Or at least that was one of the things he was yelling at us! 

It is not a myth that  girls are much easier to raise than boys. 

I'm sure it wasn't bad enough to stop Mass. If there were a fire outside at either of the three parishes I attend, we wouldn't know because they don't have any stained glass windows. Two have NO windows at all. I hate the way they build new churches down here now. I guess it has to do with reducing the A/C bills if there are no windows.

My brother and cousin took a can of WD40, sprayed the stuff lit it with a match just to pretend it was a dragon. 

That was back in the day you could use a wooden spoon on a kids butt. My aunt whooped them to high heaven. 

Trust me when I say it was bad enough to stop Mass. 

Go get the Docs!! We're gonna burn the midnight oil tonight!

DANG Fanny it was that bad? Sounds like Detroit when they won the World Series.  No offense to Tevye or No Rose or any other Michigan monkey. 

[no rose colored glasses]

WOW CC called it, stupid kid. I hope someone is going to pay for LE, and not the taxpayers of that county. 

Anyway, glad he is okay.

I agree JSM, I'm glad he is okay, but the family should pay for their out of control children 

[no rose colored glasses]

Glad you will have your bee problem under control, we had a massive bee hive once, it was frightening 

[Bud's Girl]

Trust me, it was bad enough to stop Mass. He was thinking about telling the congregation to run! Or at least that was one of the things he was yelling at us! 

It is not a myth that  girls are much easier to raise than boys. 

    I love hearing boy stories.  I raised 3, plus part-time raised a stepson, no girls.  I was so out-numbered !

[Missiontoconvict]

  Wow I came in late and see docs have been released - holy cats it is going to be a late night - I am going to head over to read.

[trimmonthelake]

The Allman Brothers Band - Midnight Rider
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[trimmonthelake]

Creedence Clearwater Revival- Midnight Special
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/DksGi7B5BdM&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b&amp;border=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/DksGi7B5BdM&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b&amp;border=1</a>

[trimmonthelake]

Cotton Fields, Creedence Clearwater Revival
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/dS4OxoebcSQ&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b&amp;border=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/dS4OxoebcSQ&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b&amp;border=1</a>

[trimmonthelake]

Justin Timberlake - What Goes Around... Comes Around   
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2m8PchFpMfM&feature=related

[trimmonthelake]