JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD # 6

[Missiontoconvict]

Obama/Biden Song - hilarious

http://www.ktlkfm.com/cc-common/mediaplayer/player.html?redir=yes&mps=background.php&mid=http://a1135.g.akamai.net/f/1135/29783/1h/cchannel.download.akamai.com/29783/3359/richmedia/Black_and_White_%28Obama_and_Biden%29..mp3?CCOMRRMID=18502556&CPROG=RICHMEDIA&MARKET=MINNEAPOLIS-MN&NG_FORMAT=talk&NG_ID=KTLK1003FM&OR_NEWSFORMAT=&OWNER=3359&SERVER_NAME=www.ktlkfm.com&SITE_ID=3359&STATION_ID=KTLK-FM&TRACK=Obama-Biden_Spoof_Song#

That smiley cracked me up - I love it!!!!

[Missiontoconvict]

CC you are the best - you really need to quit your job and take it on the road - us monks will be your groupies and follow you everywhere 

[joesamas mama]

CC you are the best - you really need to quit your job and take it on the road - us monks will be your groupies and follow you everywhere 

  Yeah CC

[CasuallyCool]

CC you are the best - you really need to quit your job and take it on the road - us monks will be your groupies and follow you everywhere 

Like this...

Ever since I was a young boy,
I've played the silver ball.
From Soho down to Brighton
I must have played them all.
But I ain't seen nothing like him
In any amusement hall...
That deaf dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pin ball

He stands like a statue,
Becomes part of the machine.
Feeling all the bumpers
Always playing clean.
He plays by intuition,
The digit counters fall.
That deaf dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pin ball

He's a pinball wizard
There has got to be a twist.
A pinball wizard,
S'got such a supple wrist.

'How do you think he does it? (I don't know!)
What makes him so good?'

He ain't got no distractions
Can't hear those buzzers and bells,
Don't see no lights a flashin'
Plays by sense of smell.
Always has a replay,
'n' never tilts at all
That deaf dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pin ball.

I thought I was
The Bally table king.
But I just handed
My pinball crown to him.

Even my favorite table
He can beat my best.
His disciples lead him in
And he just does the rest.
He's got crazy flipper fingers
Never seen him fall...
That deaf dumb and blind kind
Sure plays a mean pin ball

[Fanny Mae]

HLN reporting a shooting at a Walmart and I think it was in Racine Wi. 

[Missiontoconvict]

CC you are the best - you really need to quit your job and take it on the road - us monks will be your groupies and follow you everywhere 

Like this...

Ever since I was a young boy,
I've played the silver ball.
From Soho down to Brighton
I must have played them all.
But I ain't seen nothing like him
In any amusement hall...
That deaf dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pin ball

He stands like a statue,
Becomes part of the machine.
Feeling all the bumpers
Always playing clean.
He plays by intuition,
The digit counters fall.
That deaf dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pin ball

He's a pinball wizard
There has got to be a twist.
A pinball wizard,
S'got such a supple wrist.

'How do you think he does it? (I don't know!)
What makes him so good?'

He ain't got no distractions
Can't hear those buzzers and bells,
Don't see no lights a flashin'
Plays by sense of smell.
Always has a replay,
'n' never tilts at all
That deaf dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pin ball.

I thought I was
The Bally table king.
But I just handed
My pinball crown to him.

Even my favorite table
He can beat my best.
His disciples lead him in
And he just does the rest.
He's got crazy flipper fingers
Never seen him fall...
That deaf dumb and blind kind
Sure plays a mean pin ball

That and a comedy routine 

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/CRR-WlLVj74&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/CRR-WlLVj74&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1</a>

[CasuallyCool]

I See Bones
The doctor was looking at the X-ray
And I asked him, "What do you see?"
And he kept on looking at the X-ray
As he said in French to me:
"I see bones.
I see gizzards and bones,
And a few kidney stones
Among the lovely bones.
I see hips
And fourteen paper clips,
Three asparagus tips
Among the lovely bones.
I see things in your peritoneum
That belong in the British Museum.
I see your spine,
And your spine looks divine.
It's exactly like mine.
Now doesn't that seem strange.
And in case you use pay telephones
There's two dollars in change,
Among your lovely bones.
Oh hello there, Nurse.
Come over here and look at this X-ray.
It's really remarkable.
Look at this.
Isn't the lumbar vertebrae supposed to be connected to the clavicle?
Well I know, but with Scotch tape?
Hey, look what's in there.
Look at that, it's a stamp.
It's a 1922 McKinley ultramarine blue with imperfect perforations.
I've gotta get that out and put in my collection.
Look in there, there's printing.
What does it say in there?
"U.S. Certified Grade A."
Look at this, fascinating.
See those little round things.
Know what those are?
Those are M & M's.
Those people are right.
They don't melt!
Among the lovely bones

[Missiontoconvict]

HLN reporting a shooting at a Walmart and I think it was in Racine Wi. 

WHAT?????  OMG

[Fanny Mae]

CC you are the best - you really need to quit your job and take it on the road - us monks will be your groupies and follow you everywhere 

Like this...

Ever since I was a young boy,
I've played the silver ball.
From Soho down to Brighton
I must have played them all.
But I ain't seen nothing like him
In any amusement hall...
That deaf dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pin ball

He stands like a statue,
Becomes part of the machine.
Feeling all the bumpers
Always playing clean.
He plays by intuition,
The digit counters fall.
That deaf dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pin ball

He's a pinball wizard
There has got to be a twist.
A pinball wizard,
S'got such a supple wrist.

'How do you think he does it? (I don't know!)
What makes him so good?'

He ain't got no distractions
Can't hear those buzzers and bells,
Don't see no lights a flashin'
Plays by sense of smell.
Always has a replay,
'n' never tilts at all
That deaf dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pin ball.

I thought I was
The Bally table king.
But I just handed
My pinball crown to him.

Even my favorite table
He can beat my best.
His disciples lead him in
And he just does the rest.
He's got crazy flipper fingers
Never seen him fall...
That deaf dumb and blind kind
Sure plays a mean pin ball

CC, do you play a MUSICAL instrument? 

[Fanny Mae]

HLN reporting a shooting at a Walmart and I think it was in Racine Wi. 

WHAT?????  OMG

i'm not positive on Racine, but I think that's what they said, and it just happened. 

[Fanny Mae]

I See Bones
The doctor was looking at the X-ray
And I asked him, "What do you see?"
And he kept on looking at the X-ray
As he said in French to me:
"I see bones.
I see gizzards and bones,
And a few kidney stones
Among the lovely bones.
I see hips
And fourteen paper clips,
Three asparagus tips
Among the lovely bones.
I see things in your peritoneum
That belong in the British Museum.
I see your spine,
And your spine looks divine.
It's exactly like mine.
Now doesn't that seem strange.
And in case you use pay telephones
There's two dollars in change,
Among your lovely bones.
Oh hello there, Nurse.
Come over here and look at this X-ray.
It's really remarkable.
Look at this.
Isn't the lumbar vertebrae supposed to be connected to the clavicle?
Well I know, but with Scotch tape?
Hey, look what's in there.
Look at that, it's a stamp.
It's a 1922 McKinley ultramarine blue with imperfect perforations.
I've gotta get that out and put in my collection.
Look in there, there's printing.
What does it say in there?
"U.S. Certified Grade A."
Look at this, fascinating.
See those little round things.
Know what those are?
Those are M & M's.
Those people are right.
They don't melt!
Among the lovely bones

I think CC has been working too hard at Hooters today. 

[Fanny Mae]

HLN reporting a shooting at a Walmart and I think it was in Racine Wi. 

WHAT?????  OMG

i'm not positive on Racine, but I think that's what they said, and it just happened. 

Just found a linkhttp://www.journaltimes.com/

[joesamas mama]

I See Bones
The doctor was looking at the X-ray
And I asked him, "What do you see?"
And he kept on looking at the X-ray
As he said in French to me:
"I see bones.
I see gizzards and bones,
And a few kidney stones
Among the lovely bones.
I see hips
And fourteen paper clips,
Three asparagus tips
Among the lovely bones.
I see things in your peritoneum
That belong in the British Museum.
I see your spine,
And your spine looks divine.
It's exactly like mine.
Now doesn't that seem strange.
And in case you use pay telephones
There's two dollars in change,
Among your lovely bones.
Oh hello there, Nurse.
Come over here and look at this X-ray.
It's really remarkable.
Look at this.
Isn't the lumbar vertebrae supposed to be connected to the clavicle?
Well I know, but with Scotch tape?
Hey, look what's in there.
Look at that, it's a stamp.
It's a 1922 McKinley ultramarine blue with imperfect perforations.
I've gotta get that out and put in my collection.
Look in there, there's printing.
What does it say in there?
"U.S. Certified Grade A."
Look at this, fascinating.
See those little round things.
Know what those are?
Those are M & M's.
Those people are right.
They don't melt!
Among the lovely bones

Is that a real song CC?

[CasuallyCool]

Bout time to pack it in for the day.  Have a great weekend all - and don't you worry about a thing.  See you all Monday, keep Teyve amused Monday night.

[Missiontoconvict]

TGIF!!!!!! Crank this one up.

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[Missiontoconvict]

Bout time to pack it in for the day.  Have a great weekend all - and don't you worry about a thing.  See you all Monday, keep Teyve amused Monday night.

Have a great weekend CC. 

[Missiontoconvict]

HLN reporting a shooting at a Walmart and I think it was in Racine Wi. 

WHAT?????  OMG

i'm not positive on Racine, but I think that's what they said, and it just happened. 

Just found a linkhttp://www.journaltimes.com/

That is Racine - what is happening in this world today - you can't even go to walmart and you might be shot.   

[Fanny Mae]

Bout time to pack it in for the day.  Have a great weekend all - and don't you worry about a thing.  See you all Monday, keep Teyve amused Monday night.

Bye CC. See you Monday. 

[joesamas mama]

Bout time to pack it in for the day.  Have a great weekend all - and don't you worry about a thing.  See you all Monday, keep Teyve amused Monday night.

By CC, hope you have a great weekend. 

[trimmonthelake]

HLN reporting a shooting at a Walmart and I think it was in Racine Wi. 

Any update yet?
I have had company for the past hour.I am about to pull my hair out.   
My friend's daughter and the whole dam family are fighting over insurance money.Why do people think what ever is yours is theirs too?
I lost it.I would give all the money in the world to to change my life back to what is used to be.Walk off and leave everything I have.People are crazy when it comes to money.   
Sorry for the rant.   
Clearly I need a beer.