JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD # 6

[Fanny Mae]

I am taking a break from getting ready.  I have my dining room cleaned top to bottom and all the furniture in the living room vacuum and am exhausted.  My daughter has asked if she can have a friend over and I just do not have it in me right now to have her here even though she is a good kid.  Just trying to get up the energy to hit the grocery store for the last pieces needed for dinner tomorrow.

I just hope you don't wear yourself out and end up not enjoy the holiday. I have done it myself, too. You are already super woman with your everyday activities. I can just imagine you are now Super Woman Octane Boost like they use in racecars.   

I remember one Thanksgiving where both side of the family were coming, and I was still up a 3am finishing my Thanksgiving dress. I never did go to bed, and I fell asleep in my chair after dinner was over.   

[joesamas mama]

Matchbox Twenty - Back 2 Good
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Love this song!

Good morning monks - it is a beautiful crisp sunny WINTER morning here we got 2 inches of snow and it is 17 degrees.  I think I will start my Christmas shopping today - Juuuuust kidding.    Although we are going to a huge Christmas Auction - they do it every year it is all outdoor decorations - I need all new stuff - I love the iron pieces wrapped in lights so that is what I am going to zero in on.  Furnace is now fixed and I am toasty warm.

Good morning Mission. OMG 17 degrees. I am glad your furnace is fixed. I love decorating outdoors for Christmas. My apartment balcony looks like Christmas Vacation. I won the prize for best balcony two years ago, but it was even better this year and I didn't win squat.   

   Christmas Vacation - I love that movie. That is way cool you won - I hope you win this year!

Thanks I hope I do too. 100 bucks off January rent. 

Wow that is a great deal especially in Jan after all the holiday spending - my fingers are crossed you will be the winner.

  Thanks.

[joesamas mama]

Good Morning! 

I'm just getting on. I wanted to catch JMS before she left. I want to see her before she left. 

I woke up with a bad sore throat. I sometimes wake up with a dry throat, ( as I up a Cpap machine to sleep) but this morning it is a sore, sore throat and I can barely speak.

It has effected my typing and spelling. I can barely do either too. 

I'm sorry you are feeling bad Fanny. Do you have a fever? I just read on FB that the ex husband isn't going to the class reunion. I should have colored my hair last night, now I don't have time to get ready to go. 

[Fanny Mae]

Hi, MuffyBee. I am sitting here talking to myself, I think. But I am definitely staying out of trouble. 

fANNY'S NOT FEELING WELL TODAY.   

[joesamas mama]

just got on now hubby needs computer go figure ......nite monkeys
remember to do something for yourself this weekend...mine will be kill my spouse

JSM, that is another good reason for being single.....You wouldn't have to share a computer with your hubby, it would be your computer alone. 

  I guess that is a good reason.

[joesamas mama]

I have it narrowed down to who's child was roaming the streets at midnight  The door bell ringing at midnight, just about scared me to death, I must have fallen asleep very early while watching tv, and when the doorbell rang, I couldn't find my glasses, they were dangling around my neck  I put my glasses on at night to watch tv, and never know where they end up in the morning, that was a first time they were around my neck. Glad your throat is feeling better Fanny 

That is so sad about that child. No Rose, I usually lay my glasses on the bed or the nightstand. I couldn't find them this morning so much I started to freak out. They were in the kitchen on the counter. 

[Fanny Mae]

Good Morning! 

I'm just getting on. I wanted to catch JMS before she left. I want to see her before she left. 

I woke up with a bad sore throat. I sometimes wake up with a dry throat, ( as I up a Cpap machine to sleep) but this morning it is a sore, sore throat and I can barely speak.

It has effected my typing and spelling. I can barely do either too. 

I'm sorry you are feeling bad Fanny. Do you have a fever? I just read on FB that the ex husband isn't going to the class reunion. I should have colored my hair last night, now I don't have time to get ready to go. 

But I thought we were havint a "I'm GLAD I'M NOT GOING TO THE CLASS REUNION" slumber party tonight. We have refreshments! 

[joesamas mama]

Farmer, buddy must be out of their gourds

HURLEY — John Gill tucks a gray pumpkin under his arm and climbs to the top of a rusty ladder. He opens a hatch on the side of a steel pipe, drops the pumpkin inside and sprays it with magenta paint.

"So we can find it later," he says.

The hum of an air compressor stops and, for a moment, the Ulster County hillside is silent.

"You guys ready?"

Gill pulls on a pair of yellow leather gloves, grabs a lever above his head and yanks it.

VAZEWWWWWW!

The pumpkin zips out of the pipe. It's a poppy seed in the sky before a second passes. Then it's gone.

"Ha-ha!" Gill is chuckling. "Isn't that awesome? That's why we built it!"

Forget your souped-up motorcycle. Never mind your heavy-construction equipment. Leave your muscle car at home.

This is a real big-boy toy: a pumpkin cannon with a 97-foot-long barrel that shoots gourds roughly 4,000 feet, at a speed of 600 miles per hour. Tilted at a 45-degree angle, the cannon shoots about 3,500 feet high. Gill, a corn and vegetable farmer, and his construction buddy Gary Arold, built the pumpkin cannon in 2006 after they saw a friend's smaller model.

The machine is simple. An air compressor fills two 1,000-gallon tanks to a pressure of 50-100 pounds per square inch. When Gill pulls open a butterfly valve, kapow! Pumpkin missiles.

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[Fanny Mae]

I only have a low-grade fever right now, but my throat is so dam sore...

[joesamas mama]

Hope everyone is having a good day, I will be leaving shortly to go shop 

M&M's and BEER please.   

Hope you are having a good time with the little one  I'm going to leave to do some shopping, ALONE. Since it is Saturday, I have my husband, daughter and dad here, and to say I'm on my last nerve would be an understatement  I'll be back, and then later in the afternoon the four of us are going out to eat. I just can't wait for the day to end, so I can lay in bed by myself and watch tv, and drift off to sleep. Hopefully the doctor will do something with my depression and anxiety meds so I don't always feel like I want to go to bed.  Though, I don't give into it and go to bed, which is a good thing. Hope everyone has a great afternoon 

No Rose, have a good afternoon. I am sorry about your depression. I know how it is, it isn't fun. 

[joesamas mama]

Sounds like many monkeys need some chicken soup.  I slept on and off for most of yesterday afternoon as was not feeling well.  Then I was up most of the night so did not win.  Now I am tired and not feeling well and have to get ready for 12 people coming over for Thanksgiving tomorrow. 

Northern. Take care of yourself and Happy Thanksgiving. 

[joesamas mama]

Hi Muffy!

[joesamas mama]

Good Morning! 

I'm just getting on. I wanted to catch JMS before she left. I want to see her before she left. 

I woke up with a bad sore throat. I sometimes wake up with a dry throat, ( as I up a Cpap machine to sleep) but this morning it is a sore, sore throat and I can barely speak.

It has effected my typing and spelling. I can barely do either too. 

I'm sorry you are feeling bad Fanny. Do you have a fever? I just read on FB that the ex husband isn't going to the class reunion. I should have colored my hair last night, now I don't have time to get ready to go. 

But I thought we were havint a "I'm GLAD I'M NOT GOING TO THE CLASS REUNION" slumber party tonight. We have refreshments! 

We are going to have the party tonight in the cage. I didn't realize til I read on facebook that the party is at a swanky hotel, but not inside the hotel, it is OUTSIDE on a patio facing the north. I'm not sure the tempeture outside right now, but I think it is going to be in the 40's tonight. I have been in a cold azz rink since 10:30 am and left at 3:00 pm. Plus if I wanted to freeze and drive to that side of town, I would go watch USFS  Regionals and see the up and coming skaters compete for a spot at Nationals. I may just do that tomorrow after church. So I will be here tonight.  I even went to the grocery store, bought hot pockets, frozen pizza and ML.

[joesamas mama]

I only have a low-grade fever right now, but my throat is so dam sore...

I am glad it is low grade fever. Gargle with salt water and drink hot tea. 

[joesamas mama]

  Just got an email that we are not doing a group Christmas program.  That means that I will be able to do a singles or a duo program with my friend.      Now I don't have to get up at 4:45 am to be at the rink by 5:30. 

[Fanny Mae]

Just got an email that we are not doing a group Christmas program.  That means that I will be able to do a singles or a duo program with my friend.      Now I don't have to get up at 4:45 am to be at the rink by 5:30. 

This is getting to be a better Saturday than you expected. Maybe you intimidated your ex last time and that is why he isn't going.   

So maybe for your next reunion, you can take a video of your Christmas Program this year, and give him his own DVD with you skating. Along with a nice note of why you think is is an azzhole. We will help you write it.   

I am gargling, and drinking tea. Is it ok if I drink a ML in between cups of tea? It make my throat feel oh-so-much better. 

[joesamas mama]

Just got an email that we are not doing a group Christmas program.  That means that I will be able to do a singles or a duo program with my friend.      Now I don't have to get up at 4:45 am to be at the rink by 5:30. 

This is getting to be a better Saturday than you expected. Maybe you intimidated your ex last time and that is why he isn't going.   

So maybe for your next reunion, you can take a video of your Christmas Program this year, and give him his own DVD with you skating. Along with a nice note of why you think is is an azzhole. We will help you write it.   

I am gargling, and drinking tea. Is it ok if I drink a ML in between cups of tea? It make my throat feel oh-so-much better. 

    I doubt I intimidated him at the last one. I just got off the phone with my sister (she called to ask if we were still going), I was like you told me you would call me back on Thursday to say if you were going or not.  She is a ditz. But she was ragging on the ahole and that made me feel better. I really do destest him.

Gargle the salt water, swig ML, sip your tea and you will be better in a jiffy. 

[Fanny Mae]

Just got an email that we are not doing a group Christmas program.  That means that I will be able to do a singles or a duo program with my friend.      Now I don't have to get up at 4:45 am to be at the rink by 5:30. 

This is getting to be a better Saturday than you expected. Maybe you intimidated your ex last time and that is why he isn't going.   

So maybe for your next reunion, you can take a video of your Christmas Program this year, and give him his own DVD with you skating. Along with a nice note of why you think is is an azzhole. We will help you write it.   

I am gargling, and drinking tea. Is it ok if I drink a ML in between cups of tea? It make my throat feel oh-so-much better. 

    I doubt I intimidated him at the last one. I just got off the phone with my sister (she called to ask if we were still going), I was like you told me you would call me back on Thursday to say if you were going or not.  She is a ditz. But she was ragging on the ahole and that made me feel better. I really do destest him.

Gargle the salt water, swig ML, sip your tea and you will be better in a jiffy. 

I hope I don't foget the sequence, and swallow the salt water instead of the ML! 

[joesamas mama]

Just got an email that we are not doing a group Christmas program.  That means that I will be able to do a singles or a duo program with my friend.      Now I don't have to get up at 4:45 am to be at the rink by 5:30. 

This is getting to be a better Saturday than you expected. Maybe you intimidated your ex last time and that is why he isn't going.   

So maybe for your next reunion, you can take a video of your Christmas Program this year, and give him his own DVD with you skating. Along with a nice note of why you think is is an azzhole. We will help you write it.   

I am gargling, and drinking tea. Is it ok if I drink a ML in between cups of tea? It make my throat feel oh-so-much better. 

    I doubt I intimidated him at the last one. I just got off the phone with my sister (she called to ask if we were still going), I was like you told me you would call me back on Thursday to say if you were going or not.  She is a ditz. But she was ragging on the ahole and that made me feel better. I really do destest him.

Gargle the salt water, swig ML, sip your tea and you will be better in a jiffy. 

I hope I don't foget the sequence, and swallow the salt water instead of the ML! 

Gargle, spit, slam ML, sip tea...Gargle, spit, slam ML, sip tea...
 

[Fanny Mae]

Just got an email that we are not doing a group Christmas program.  That means that I will be able to do a singles or a duo program with my friend.      Now I don't have to get up at 4:45 am to be at the rink by 5:30. 

This is getting to be a better Saturday than you expected. Maybe you intimidated your ex last time and that is why he isn't going.   

So maybe for your next reunion, you can take a video of your Christmas Program this year, and give him his own DVD with you skating. Along with a nice note of why you think is is an azzhole. We will help you write it.   

I am gargling, and drinking tea. Is it ok if I drink a ML in between cups of tea? It make my throat feel oh-so-much better. 

    I doubt I intimidated him at the last one. I just got off the phone with my sister (she called to ask if we were still going), I was like you told me you would call me back on Thursday to say if you were going or not.  She is a ditz. But she was ragging on the ahole and that made me feel better. I really do destest him.

Gargle the salt water, swig ML, sip your tea and you will be better in a jiffy. 

I hope I don't foget the sequence, and swallow the salt water instead of the ML! 

Gargle, spit, slam ML, sip tea...Gargle, spit, slam ML, sip tea...
 

I'm confused already..