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« Reply #740 on: October 10, 2009, 10:59:09 PM »

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« Reply #741 on: October 10, 2009, 11:00:32 PM »

I just heard on the news we are having an "Arctic Cold Front" WTH a cold front is a cold front. Why say Arctic? 

That means Josef is going to want to go outside more because he loves the cold and I hate it. I need ear mufflers. 
I love Christmas music. I usually start playing it in October. And then, when we get an early snow, everyone calls me and asks if I was playing Christmas music.

Today, I put C music in the car and drove to town. Less than an hour later, IT SNOWED!!! It was fabulous...I still have my mojo!
  I like some Christmas music, but I always get depressed during Christmas. I don't know why. I have been that way my whole life. BUT, I have found my skating music for my Christmas performance.  Brave Combo "Oh Holy Night, Cha Cha Cha". 

Oh Holy Night is my favorite Christmas Song.  Celine Dion and Martina McBride each sing a mean O Holy Night.
Mine too. I will try and figure out a way to put the music up here that I want to skate to. It is great. 

That would be great JSM 
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« Reply #742 on: October 10, 2009, 11:01:32 PM »

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« Reply #743 on: October 10, 2009, 11:02:45 PM »

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Although their grammar is considerably better than that of the dog, most cats are considered to be "uppity". Therefore, most people don't hear them, they tune them out. Cats seem to yammer on and on, while dogs keep their communications short and to the point.

"I gotta pee" is dog language. A cat would say "Excuse me, person who is able to use the can opener. I realize that you think you are busy fixing food for these other humans, but at this moment I need your ATTENTION! STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND TAKE CARE OF MY NEEDS! IF YOU DO NOT STOP IMMEDIATELY, I WILL ACT LIKE A MONKEY IS PULLING MY TAIL AND PULL ALL YOUR CURTAINS DOWN! I will then pee in a plant, and scratch your grandmothers Chippendale  desk, which you know you'll never be able to afford to have fixed because your husband is a drunk bum!"
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« Reply #744 on: October 10, 2009, 11:03:03 PM »


I must be going through picture posting withdrawl and my job got in the way this week.


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If this is what happens when you do I hope it happens more often - I am LMAO!!!!!!
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« Reply #745 on: October 10, 2009, 11:03:59 PM »

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« Reply #746 on: October 10, 2009, 11:05:05 PM »

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Although their grammar is considerably better than that of the dog, most cats are considered to be "uppity". Therefore, most people don't hear them, they tune them out. Cats seem to yammer on and on, while dogs keep their communications short and to the point.

"I gotta pee" is dog language. A cat would say "Excuse me, person who is able to use the can opener. I realize that you think you are busy fixing food for these other humans, but at this moment I need your ATTENTION! STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND TAKE CARE OF MY NEEDS! IF YOU DO NOT STOP IMMEDIATELY, I WILL ACT LIKE A MONKEY IS PULLING MY TAIL AND PULL ALL YOUR CURTAINS DOWN! I will then pee in a plant, and scratch your grandmothers Chippendale  desk, which you know you'll never be able to afford to have fixed because your husband is a drunk bum!"

 
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« Reply #747 on: October 10, 2009, 11:05:20 PM »

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Although their grammar is considerably better than that of the dog, most cats are considered to be "uppity". Therefore, most people don't hear them, they tune them out. Cats seem to yammer on and on, while dogs keep their communications short and to the point.

"I gotta pee" is dog language. A cat would say "Excuse me, person who is able to use the can opener. I realize that you think you are busy fixing food for these other humans, but at this moment I need your ATTENTION! STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND TAKE CARE OF MY NEEDS! IF YOU DO NOT STOP IMMEDIATELY, I WILL ACT LIKE A MONKEY IS PULLING MY TAIL AND PULL ALL YOUR CURTAINS DOWN! I will then pee in a plant, and scratch your grandmothers Chippendale  desk, which you know you'll never be able to afford to have fixed because your husband is a drunk bum!"


       
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« Reply #748 on: October 10, 2009, 11:06:36 PM »

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« Reply #749 on: October 10, 2009, 11:06:50 PM »

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« Reply #750 on: October 10, 2009, 11:07:07 PM »

I just heard on the news we are having an "Arctic Cold Front" WTH a cold front is a cold front. Why say Arctic? 

That means Josef is going to want to go outside more because he loves the cold and I hate it. I need ear mufflers. 
I love Christmas music. I usually start playing it in October. And then, when we get an early snow, everyone calls me and asks if I was playing Christmas music.

Today, I put C music in the car and drove to town. Less than an hour later, IT SNOWED!!! It was fabulous...I still have my mojo!

OMG!!!  Are you in my head?  I did the same exact thing Tevye - I cant believe it!!!  I put Manheim Steamroller in and went to the store - I always start playing it in Oct too my friends and family think I am nuts but I don't care.  This is to uncanny. 
MIssion, do you live in a Great Lakes state? Maybe you're picking up my radio waves.....
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« Reply #751 on: October 10, 2009, 11:07:42 PM »

I just heard on the news we are having an "Arctic Cold Front" WTH a cold front is a cold front. Why say Arctic? 

That means Josef is going to want to go outside more because he loves the cold and I hate it. I need ear mufflers. 
I love Christmas music. I usually start playing it in October. And then, when we get an early snow, everyone calls me and asks if I was playing Christmas music.

Today, I put C music in the car and drove to town. Less than an hour later, IT SNOWED!!! It was fabulous...I still have my mojo!
  I like some Christmas music, but I always get depressed during Christmas. I don't know why. I have been that way my whole life. BUT, I have found my skating music for my Christmas performance.  Brave Combo "Oh Holy Night, Cha Cha Cha". 

Ok, I don't usually like Christmas music till after Thanksgiving, but since Northern Rose's Thanksgiving is tomorrow, there is no way this can possibly be depressing.



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  I like that Fanny.
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« Reply #752 on: October 10, 2009, 11:07:43 PM »

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« Reply #753 on: October 10, 2009, 11:09:45 PM »

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« Reply #754 on: October 10, 2009, 11:10:40 PM »

Walmart is on fire?
Now, is that guy hot? or just fried?
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« Reply #755 on: October 10, 2009, 11:11:19 PM »

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« Reply #756 on: October 10, 2009, 11:11:59 PM »

I just heard on the news we are having an "Arctic Cold Front" WTH a cold front is a cold front. Why say Arctic? 

That means Josef is going to want to go outside more because he loves the cold and I hate it. I need ear mufflers. 
I love Christmas music. I usually start playing it in October. And then, when we get an early snow, everyone calls me and asks if I was playing Christmas music.

Today, I put C music in the car and drove to town. Less than an hour later, IT SNOWED!!! It was fabulous...I still have my mojo!

OMG!!!  Are you in my head?  I did the same exact thing Tevye - I cant believe it!!!  I put Manheim Steamroller in and went to the store - I always start playing it in Oct too my friends and family think I am nuts but I don't care.  This is to uncanny. 
MIssion, do you live in a Great Lakes state? Maybe you're picking up my radio waves.....

Ahhhh as a matter of fact I do..........Minnesnowta. I still cant get over the irony.
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« Reply #757 on: October 10, 2009, 11:12:28 PM »

Walmart is on fire?
Now, is that guy hot? or just fried?


I think he got tired waiting at the checkout and decided to get comfy.
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« Reply #758 on: October 10, 2009, 11:14:31 PM »

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Although their grammar is considerably better than that of the dog, most cats are considered to be "uppity". Therefore, most people don't hear them, they tune them out. Cats seem to yammer on and on, while dogs keep their communications short and to the point.

"I gotta pee" is dog language. A cat would say "Excuse me, person who is able to use the can opener. I realize that you think you are busy fixing food for these other humans, but at this moment I need your ATTENTION! STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND TAKE CARE OF MY NEEDS! IF YOU DO NOT STOP IMMEDIATELY, I WILL ACT LIKE A MONKEY IS PULLING MY TAIL AND PULL ALL YOUR CURTAINS DOWN! I will then pee in a plant, and scratch your grandmothers Chippendale  desk, which you know you'll never be able to afford to have fixed because your husband is a drunk bum!"

So true! My cats are nagging me the minute my feet hit the floor in the morning, even if I was just going to go to the bathroom! It never stops until I feed them, even if I try to just go back to bed.
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« Reply #759 on: October 10, 2009, 11:14:36 PM »

    

Northern I have been laughing my arse off at your pictures, I am bending over I am laughing so hard. 
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