JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD # 6

[no rose colored glasses]

Thank-you so much, and I want you to know not a day goes by that I'm not thinking about you, and your operation that is coming up. I know it will be very difficult, but I can just feel you are going to be fine. You not only have a great way of looking at life and a sense of humor, but you sure seem to have a big, wonderful family to help, and you have all of us 

Hey, these monkeys have seen me thru some pretty strained times. And I know ya'll are just dying to see what silliness I post after my operation (how to lose 4 lbs of icky fat...get yer bewb cut off!).

I remember the day after I got the bad news...I had said something not-so-nice (but not to anyone) and gotten a gentle (and deserved) smack from a mod. I was crushed! I didn't post here all day, then realized that it was only a big deal to me, and I needed my monkey fix. We laugh so much here, it is very healthy (and we don't need to wear masks...yet!)

I agree, Tevye.   And thank you for being an inspiration to all of us.     

Yes, Tevye is an inspiration to all of us    Thanks for the utube Sassy 

[Sassycat]

Fanny - you're not out of it.    You're cool!   
   

[Tevye]

Thank-you so much, and I want you to know not a day goes by that I'm not thinking about you, and your operation that is coming up. I know it will be very difficult, but I can just feel you are going to be fine. You not only have a great way of looking at life and a sense of humor, but you sure seem to have a big, wonderful family to help, and you have all of us 

Hey, these monkeys have seen me thru some pretty strained times. And I know ya'll are just dying to see what silliness I post after my operation (how to lose 4 lbs of icky fat...get yer bewb cut off!).

I remember the day after I got the bad news...I had said something not-so-nice (but not to anyone) and gotten a gentle (and deserved) smack from a mod. I was crushed! I didn't post here all day, then realized that it was only a big deal to me, and I needed my monkey fix. We laugh so much here, it is very healthy (and we don't need to wear masks...yet!)

I agree, Tevye.   And thank you for being an inspiration to all of us.     

Aww, shucks, ma'am, tweren't nuthin. I'm just a silly person who would rather laugh than cry.

[Fanny Mae]

I realize I had my share of "salt water" last night, but I am still scratching my head over this last night. 

[Tevye]

Fanny - you're not out of it.    You're cool!   
   

Sassy, thanks for the beer pong video, now I finally get it! Cool! I'm a college student, maybe I should switch majors to "ponging 101"?

[Fanny Mae]

Fanny - you're not out of it.    You're cool!   
   

Whew! For a while there, I was beginning to wonder. Thanks! 

[Sassycat]

Thank-you so much, and I want you to know not a day goes by that I'm not thinking about you, and your operation that is coming up. I know it will be very difficult, but I can just feel you are going to be fine. You not only have a great way of looking at life and a sense of humor, but you sure seem to have a big, wonderful family to help, and you have all of us 

Hey, these monkeys have seen me thru some pretty strained times. And I know ya'll are just dying to see what silliness I post after my operation (how to lose 4 lbs of icky fat...get yer bewb cut off!).

I remember the day after I got the bad news...I had said something not-so-nice (but not to anyone) and gotten a gentle (and deserved) smack from a mod. I was crushed! I didn't post here all day, then realized that it was only a big deal to me, and I needed my monkey fix. We laugh so much here, it is very healthy (and we don't need to wear masks...yet!)

I agree, Tevye.   And thank you for being an inspiration to all of us.     

Yes, Tevye is an inspiration to all of us    Thanks for the utube Sassy 

Those kids are awesome, aren't they?   I love playing that game.   I get better with every beer I drink  (or at least I think I do). 

[Tevye]

I realize I had my share of "salt water" last night, but I am still scratching my head over this last night. 

And those aren't ruby slippers fat dude is wearing, they're wooden shoes!!!! Had to be a bet.

[Fanny Mae]

I realize I had my share of "salt water" last night, but I am still scratching my head over this last night. 

The more I stare at this thing, the more confused I am. I am trying to come up with any situation that would call for this. And isn't he dragging a hockey stick? 

[Sassycat]

When we were on vacation last year, my kids bought a beer pong game for the pool and we had a blast playing.  Here's two of my girls with their boyfriends playing.

[Sassycat]

I realize I had my share of "salt water" last night, but I am still scratching my head over this last night. 

The more I stare at this thing, the more confused I am. I am trying to come up with any situation that would call for this. And isn't he dragging a hockey stick? 

     Are you sure that isn't something else that he's dragging?   

[Sassycat]

Fanny - you're not out of it.    You're cool!   
   

Sassy, thanks for the beer pong video, now I finally get it! Cool! I'm a college student, maybe I should switch majors to "ponging 101"?

Actually, that would be a fun class to take!    You'd probably whip those young 'em azzes in that game!     

[Fanny Mae]

I realize I had my share of "salt water" last night, but I am still scratching my head over this last night. 

The more I stare at this thing, the more confused I am. I am trying to come up with any situation that would call for this. And isn't he dragging a hockey stick? 

     Are you sure that isn't something else that he's dragging?   

Mary, Mother of God!!!

[joesamas mama]

I stayed up way too late last night and had more than my 3 allotted ML's. My head hurts and I gotta go to church. I think I will go to Mass at noon instead of 11. 

Thank-you JSM  Going to church at noon is just as good as going at 11, is it still cold out?

YVW No Rose.  I just have to drive a bit farther, but this Mass usually doesn't last a full hour.  I guess I could go at one, but I don't speak Spanish, so that it out. 

  But remember when Mass was in Latin, and I don't think anyone knew what was going on, I wonder if some Masses are still said in Latin, heck I took two years of Latin in high school    Fanny, thanks, next time I take Zoe for a walk I will take a spatula  I really try to hold back my comments to people, not with the family, that is fair game, but I try to watch what I say, and I have no idea why my friend started on Obama last night, I guess she figured I was a liberal kook like my husband. I'm afraid to run into her again, I think I scared her 

No Rose, I don't remember Latin masses, my Dad does and still spouts the stuff out. He says he remembers it from being an altar boy. I took two years of Latin, that was probably the best class I took in school. We got to watch Spartacus and all those other Roman movies from back in the day.

  That lady probably thought you were like your husband. I would carry a spatula next time too, but I don't think you will have to worry about the woman anymore. 

[joesamas mama]

Obama is awarded prize of Miss America
October 10 2009 at 2:43 PM
No score for this post   anonymous  (no login)
The Miss America organization has awarded President Barack Obama the coveted title of Miss America. The 50 state contestants, as well as one from Puerto Rico, unanimously voted to elect him as the 2010/2012 title holder. This is an unprecidented event, as no saint has ever been judged as Miss America.

  

  I also read that the NHL cancelled the 2009/2010 season and awarded BHO the Stanley Cup. 

 

Afternoon Sassy.

[Sassycat]

Obama is awarded prize of Miss America
October 10 2009 at 2:43 PM
No score for this post   anonymous  (no login)
The Miss America organization has awarded President Barack Obama the coveted title of Miss America. The 50 state contestants, as well as one from Puerto Rico, unanimously voted to elect him as the 2010/2012 title holder. This is an unprecidented event, as no saint has ever been judged as Miss America.

  

  I also read that the NHL cancelled the 2009/2010 season and awarded BHO the Stanley Cup. 

 

Afternoon Sassy.

   

[joesamas mama]

I stayed up way too late last night and had more than my 3 allotted ML's. My head hurts and I gotta go to church. I think I will go to Mass at noon instead of 11. 

I'm not going at all today. Hubby and son have already gone, and they are going to stop by the store on the way home.  My throat is still sore. I will call doctor if not better tomorrow. I have a feeling I may have picked up a bug at his waiting room, because I haven't been out lately, and that was the only place I went. Incubation time is about right.

Fanny, I'm sorry you aren't feeling well. Call the doctor tomorrow. When did you get your flu shot, it could just be from that. 

About a week ago.

That's what happened to my husband four years ago, he got a flu shot the first one he ever got, and about a week later he became so ill. WTH, I wonder if there something in the flu shot that makes some people ill. I have never gotten one, and after what I saw my husband go through I will not, never. Speaking of my husband and his politics, he has me so riled up right now with his liberal talk, and some of the things he is saying to me because my views are different, he just called me a facist, my dad is just sitting there, like WTH. I don't even really know what a facist is  I could wring his neck right now, I'm staying clear of him for the rest of the day, before I go nuts on him. And tomorrow my dad and husband are taking me to the doctor, I told my husband take my dad over and the two of you have a burger while I'm sitting there and seeing the doctor 

No Rose, I think your husband needs a spatula upside his head. You are not a fascist if anyone is a fascist it is BHO and his Czars...

Fascism, pronounced /ˈfæʃɪzəm/, comprises a radical and authoritarian nationalist political ideology[1][2][3][4] and a corporatist economic ideology developed in Italy.[5] Fascists believe that nations and/or races are in perpetual conflict whereby only the strong can survive by being healthy, vital, and by asserting themselves in conflict against the weak

Fascists advocate the creation of a single-party state.[7] Fascist governments forbid and suppress openness and opposition to the government and the fascist movement.[8] Fascism opposes class conflict, blames capitalist liberal democracies for its creation and communists for exploiting the concept From Wikipedia, for whatever its worth.

You are not a fascist. 

[Sassycat]

   Are you sure that isn't something else that he's dragging?   

Mary, Mother of God!!!

 

[joesamas mama]

It looks like you all had a lot of fun last night.    I'm sorry I missed the party!

I loved the funny pictures and jokes.   

I'm sorry you missed it too. We had fun.

[no rose colored glasses]

I realize I had my share of "salt water" last night, but I am still scratching my head over this last night. 

     I'm afraid to ask, maybe he has had enough of life, and he has said WTF, frankly I think I'm going to put that outfit on and go to Walmart. My dad clogged the toilet again, yes, again, and I'm going to do a couple things in the yard, take a xanax and go to Walmart. I would rather walk aimlessly through Walmart then sit here