JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD # 6

[Northern Rose]

I just heard on the news we are having an "Arctic Cold Front" WTH a cold front is a cold front. Why say Arctic? 

That means Josef is going to want to go outside more because he loves the cold and I hate it. I need ear mufflers. 

Cause it is coming from up here, welcome to my world!  Now If I could send my cabbage rolls with it we are set! 

[Tevye]

I just heard on the news we are having an "Arctic Cold Front" WTH a cold front is a cold front. Why say Arctic? 

That means Josef is going to want to go outside more because he loves the cold and I hate it. I need ear mufflers. 

I love Christmas music. I usually start playing it in October. And then, when we get an early snow, everyone calls me and asks if I was playing Christmas music.

Today, I put C music in the car and drove to town. Less than an hour later, IT SNOWED!!! It was fabulous...I still have my mojo!

[Missiontoconvict]

One day a man was walking along the beach and found a bottle. He looked around and didn't see anyone so he opened it. A genie appeared and thanked the man for letting him out.
The genie said, "For your kindness I will grant you a wish, but only one."
The man thought for a minute and said, "I have always wanted to visit Hawaii but have never been able to because I'm afraid of flying and ships make me seasick. So I wish for a road to be built from here to Hawaii."
The genie thought for a minute and said, "No, I don't think I can do that. Just think of all the work involved: the pilings needed to hold up the highway, how deep they would have to be to reach the bottom of the ocean. Think of all the pavement that would be needed. No, that is just too much to ask."
The man thought for a minute and then told the genie, "Well, there is one other thing that I have always wanted. I would like to be able to understand my girlfriend. What makes her laugh and cry, why is she temperamental, why is she so difficult to get along with? Basically, what makes her tick?"
The genie considered for a few minutes and said, "So, do you want two lanes or four?"

Smart Genie 

[Northern Rose]

So this is our pajama party. You know what that means...we gossip.

so I was at KMart today (scored a great pink/white/tan quilt and sheets on clearance) as I was leaving, I saw a LARGE woman in front of me. She was like 3 of me, and I'm not tiny (but am getting there!) Anyway, as I saw her attire, I wondered if NASCAR knows that people are ripping off their checkered flags and making clothes out of them.

She was wearing a long skirt, looked to be made out of T-shirt fabric. And for pockets, back pockets, mind you, she had two checkered flags stitched on her overly large, extra extra large behind!
I wish I would have taken a pic, but there's not a website for bad fashion at KMart.

This also reinforces my MIL advice...keep the back pockets to a minimum, they DO make your azz look big!

YAY Tevye so glad you made it.    The checkered flag analogy is hilarious and not only should you watch the back pocket thing you really need to stay away from Tshirt material on a big butt.

I just had a vision of cottage cheese in cheese clothe. I have been in the kitchen too much today!

I have a vision of my legs in skating tights now.   

Oh no you did not!  I saw that picture of you, you are one hot mama!

  Thanks Northern, but those pics were not close ups. 

Not buying it JSM.  Cameras are not near sighted.

[joesamas mama]

FYI this isn't Josef, I just thought it was cute.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/nJVr22RjjAA&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/nJVr22RjjAA&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1</a>

That is adorable - we have a Jack Russell she is a hoot - sad to say but there are times she is our entertainment  She loves to play like that with our German Shepherd but he still has alot of puppy in him and it gets a little rough.  Our other German Shepherd who died in April would play with her just like that video - to cute.

Oh Mission, I am sorry about your other Shepherd. I have a neighbor with two Jack Russells, Josef knows when they are outside. They yap at him and he barks like crazy. I wish Josef could get along with other dogs, little or big it doesn't matter. He is just a crazy dog.

[Northern Rose]

Bob works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Bob! How ya doin?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh no," says Bob. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,
"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"
"I recognize her; she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Bob, starts to rub herself all over him and says, "Hi Bobby. want your usual table dance, big boy?"
Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.
Bob tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book.
The cabby turns around and says, "Geez, Bob, you picked up a real b*tch this time!"

[joesamas mama]

I just heard on the news we are having an "Arctic Cold Front" WTH a cold front is a cold front. Why say Arctic? 

That means Josef is going to want to go outside more because he loves the cold and I hate it. I need ear mufflers. 

Cause it is coming from up here, welcome to my world!  Now If I could send my cabbage rolls with it we are set! 

Ohhhh I wish you could send the cabbage rolls instead of the cold.

[Missiontoconvict]

I just heard on the news we are having an "Arctic Cold Front" WTH a cold front is a cold front. Why say Arctic? 

That means Josef is going to want to go outside more because he loves the cold and I hate it. I need ear mufflers. 

I love Christmas music. I usually start playing it in October. And then, when we get an early snow, everyone calls me and asks if I was playing Christmas music.

Today, I put C music in the car and drove to town. Less than an hour later, IT SNOWED!!! It was fabulous...I still have my mojo!

OMG!!!  Are you in my head?  I did the same exact thing Tevye - I cant believe it!!!  I put Manheim Steamroller in and went to the store - I always start playing it in Oct too my friends and family think I am nuts but I don't care.  This is to uncanny. 

[joesamas mama]

I just heard on the news we are having an "Arctic Cold Front" WTH a cold front is a cold front. Why say Arctic? 

That means Josef is going to want to go outside more because he loves the cold and I hate it. I need ear mufflers. 

I love Christmas music. I usually start playing it in October. And then, when we get an early snow, everyone calls me and asks if I was playing Christmas music.

Today, I put C music in the car and drove to town. Less than an hour later, IT SNOWED!!! It was fabulous...I still have my mojo!

  I like some Christmas music, but I always get depressed during Christmas. I don't know why. I have been that way my whole life. BUT, I have found my skating music for my Christmas performance.  Brave Combo "Oh Holy Night, Cha Cha Cha". 

[Northern Rose]

We lost Fanny.  I hope she is resting.

[no rose colored glasses]

Hope everyone is having a good evening, my evening turned worse then my day, so I'm going to check on Sinsuma and go to bed. Good night everyone 

[Northern Rose]

Find the soldier

[Fanny Mae]

FYI this isn't Josef, I just thought it was cute.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/nJVr22RjjAA&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/nJVr22RjjAA&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1</a>

I want the little feller. I'll bet he could teach my kitties some manners as feisty as he is! 

[Missiontoconvict]

FYI this isn't Josef, I just thought it was cute.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/nJVr22RjjAA&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/nJVr22RjjAA&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1</a>

That is adorable - we have a Jack Russell she is a hoot - sad to say but there are times she is our entertainment  She loves to play like that with our German Shepherd but he still has alot of puppy in him and it gets a little rough.  Our other German Shepherd who died in April would play with her just like that video - to cute.

Oh Mission, I am sorry about your other Shepherd. I have a neighbor with two Jack Russells, Josef knows when they are outside. They yap at him and he barks like crazy. I wish Josef could get along with other dogs, little or big it doesn't matter. He is just a crazy dog.

He was a great dog - go loving and gentle.  I wouldnt blame Josef if he didnt want much to do with the Jack's they are wild childs - Josef is crazy........about you that is 

[Northern Rose]

Hope everyone is having a good evening, my evening turned worse then my day, so I'm going to check on Sinsuma and go to bed. Good night everyone 

Sorry to hear that No Rose.  I hope your day tomorrow goes better.   

[joesamas mama]

So this is our pajama party. You know what that means...we gossip.

so I was at KMart today (scored a great pink/white/tan quilt and sheets on clearance) as I was leaving, I saw a LARGE woman in front of me. She was like 3 of me, and I'm not tiny (but am getting there!) Anyway, as I saw her attire, I wondered if NASCAR knows that people are ripping off their checkered flags and making clothes out of them.

She was wearing a long skirt, looked to be made out of T-shirt fabric. And for pockets, back pockets, mind you, she had two checkered flags stitched on her overly large, extra extra large behind!
I wish I would have taken a pic, but there's not a website for bad fashion at KMart.

This also reinforces my MIL advice...keep the back pockets to a minimum, they DO make your azz look big!

YAY Tevye so glad you made it.    The checkered flag analogy is hilarious and not only should you watch the back pocket thing you really need to stay away from Tshirt material on a big butt.

I just had a vision of cottage cheese in cheese clothe. I have been in the kitchen too much today!

I have a vision of my legs in skating tights now.   

Oh no you did not!  I saw that picture of you, you are one hot mama!

  Thanks Northern, but those pics were not close ups. 

Not buying it JSM.  Cameras are not near sighted.

  Oh yes they are. 

[Fanny Mae]

We lost Fanny.  I hope she is resting.

Noooo. I'm still here. I was finding the soldier (it was hard) and watching the blue heeler and little dog JSM posted. 

[joesamas mama]

We lost Fanny.  I hope she is resting.

Me Too. 

[Missiontoconvict]

We lost Fanny.  I hope she is resting.

  Wonder if the hot toddy's, and ML nipped her in the butt?

[Fanny Mae]

Hope everyone is having a good evening, my evening turned worse then my day, so I'm going to check on Sinsuma and go to bed. Good night everyone 

Oh NOROSE, sit with us a while. We are keeping JSM company. (Remember the  reunion thingy?)