JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD # 6

[joesamas mama]

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/10/14/gop-lawmakers-accuse-muslim-advocacy-group-planting-spies-capitol-hill/
GOP Lawmakers Accuse Muslim Advocacy Group CAIR of Planting Spies on Capitol Hill
Four congressmen are asking for an investigation into the Council on American Islamic Relations after discovering an internal memo noting the group's strategy. 

  Imagine that. Nothing suprises me about CAIR.

[joesamas mama]

      BBL Monkeys. I am going to the store, picking up a sammich, chips and beer.

Oh yeah and Josef. Can't forget him. This has been one helluva a day.

 

Sounds like my kind of gal.     

CC, you are looking rather HAWT today!! 

[CasuallyCool]

Carrie, WTH is that? Not you, I hope!

Yes its me, 2 yrs ago in the ICU with first, second and third degree burns

    I'm glad you are okay. 

Thank you i am glad too!! my bf and i had only been together 2 mos i had to call and leave him a voice mail that said, uh i am in the hospital, its pretty bad but not THAT abd.... so i wasnt sure if hed freak and run or what!!! but he didnt, he stayed with me and took care of me. him, my sis an munkeymunk

Oh that's good that you had people that cared about you. If I got hurt or sick, I don't know what I would do or who would help me.   

Your family would     Trimm, hope the muscle relaxer helps 

  I doubt it No Rose. 

Your family would probably take care of you.But if they didn't, I will come and do it. 

I doubt that they would Fanny, maybe bring some food. I would let you come do it. Except, I just found out last night my oven is broken. YES I tried to cook!!! 

Tried to cook?  I have to call you on that, unless you tried to heat up your sammich.

[Fanny Mae]

Carrie, WTH is that? Not you, I hope!

Yes its me, 2 yrs ago in the ICU with first, second and third degree burns

    I'm glad you are okay. 

Thank you i am glad too!! my bf and i had only been together 2 mos i had to call and leave him a voice mail that said, uh i am in the hospital, its pretty bad but not THAT abd.... so i wasnt sure if hed freak and run or what!!! but he didnt, he stayed with me and took care of me. him, my sis an munkeymunk

Oh that's good that you had people that cared about you. If I got hurt or sick, I don't know what I would do or who would help me.   

Your family would     Trimm, hope the muscle relaxer helps 

  I doubt it No Rose. 

Your family would probably take care of you.But if they didn't, I will come and do it. 

I doubt that they would Fanny, maybe bring some food. I would let you come do it. Except, I just found out last night my oven is broken. YES I tried to cook!!! 

Well, call the management and tell them to fix it. You never know when there might be an emergency, and I need the oven to maintain my level of cooking!

[joesamas mama]

Now we know why........
 
A long time ago, the British and French were at war.
During one battle, the French captured an English major.
They took the major to their headquarters and a French general began to question him.
The French general asked: 'Why do you English officers all wear red coats?
Don't you know the red material makes you easy targets for us to shoot?'
In his debonair English way, the major informed the general that the reason English officers wear red coats is so that if they are shot, the blood won't show, and the men they are leading won't panic.
And that is why from that day to now, all French army officers wear brown pants.

No offense to the French.

[Missiontoconvict]

Dwight Yoakam - Fast As You - Live 1993
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Good one - love me some Dwight 

[Missiontoconvict]

Love your slippers Fanny 

[CasuallyCool]

Here you go Scary...

90th Birthday Party
As the saying goes, one doesn't get older, one becomes wiser.  This wisdom stems from years of experience.  After being alive almost a century, one has certainly experienced historic moments as well as tremendous personal achievements.  Honor these accomplishments with a party.

Don't assume that as one gets older, the need to celebrate one's birthday disappears.  On the contrary, now more than ever should one's life be celebrated.   

Depending on the birthday honoree's tastes, plan a gathering that reflects important aspects of him or her. Incorporate hobbies, songs, personalities and favorite things into the party.  Browse through mypartyplanner.com's party themes for inspiration.  A person turning 90 today must have been born in the late 1910s, so relive the era with a World War I themed party.  Or reminisce about one's favorite decade with a 50s, 60s, 70s, or even 80s party.  The number 90 in itself can be a theme as well.   

For a more formal affair, choose a dinner party.  Allow guests to share anecdotes about the person.  A photo slideshow of his or her life can acheive the same effect with no words at all.   

Decorate with old photos and mementos.  Inflate 90th birthday Mylars and order a photo cake.  Decorations for the 90th birthday are available online.

Ask partygoers to sign a memory book and read the memories out loud.  Ask family members and friends to dish on the funniest, sadest and proudest moments in one's life.  Commemorate the occassion with an announcement in the local paper.   

Entertain the crowd with a history trivia game.  After all, after experiencing so much change, one is bound to have racked up lots of memories to share.  For a different spin on the trivia game, compile a list of questions about the person's life and interests.  Award a prize to the person that knows him or her best. 

[Missiontoconvict]

      BBL Monkeys. I am going to the store, picking up a sammich, chips and beer.

Oh yeah and Josef. Can't forget him. This has been one helluva a day.

 

Sounds like my kind of gal.     

CC, you are looking rather HAWT today!! 

   I hope you have a better day today JSM.

[Fanny Mae]

Love your slippers Fanny 

I have some bunny ones too. 

[trimmonthelake]

I want to know why Casey's account is empty........   
What's going on?

[Missiontoconvict]

Good Morning Monkeys  We have had a strange appearance of Bees in our house over the past few weeks - it is driving us crazy we can't figure out where they are coming from - well last night one was in my slipper and stung me - I have to tell ya Monkeys it hurt like he!! and it is still stinging - I was miserable all night - little bastar*'s!! We are calling an exterminator today - it is the weirdest thing we have never had much in the way of bees around our house ever. 

I hope everyone is off to a good start today 

[no rose colored glasses]

 Good Morning, CC you are looking very good today 

[Sassycat]

                     

[joesamas mama]

Carrie, WTH is that? Not you, I hope!

Yes its me, 2 yrs ago in the ICU with first, second and third degree burns

    I'm glad you are okay. 

Thank you i am glad too!! my bf and i had only been together 2 mos i had to call and leave him a voice mail that said, uh i am in the hospital, its pretty bad but not THAT abd.... so i wasnt sure if hed freak and run or what!!! but he didnt, he stayed with me and took care of me. him, my sis an munkeymunk

Oh that's good that you had people that cared about you. If I got hurt or sick, I don't know what I would do or who would help me.   

Your family would     Trimm, hope the muscle relaxer helps 

  I doubt it No Rose. 

Your family would probably take care of you.But if they didn't, I will come and do it. 

I doubt that they would Fanny, maybe bring some food. I would let you come do it. Except, I just found out last night my oven is broken. YES I tried to cook!!! 

Tried to cook?  I have to call you on that, unless you tried to heat up your sammich.

Didn't get the sammich last night, so I cooked a frozen pizza but it didn't cook. Had a hot pocket instead. 

I'm getting the sammich today. 

[CasuallyCool]

Scary - Another 90th party idea

Shirts Off Party Requirements / Suggestions
 
Drunken hugs are a sure sign a shirts off party is in full effect.
Requirements
If one plans on throwing a shirts off party there are a few things to keep in mind: 1. A shirts off party must include at least three men. Women are optional, though highly welcomed. 2. For a successful shirts off party, a majority, if not all, of the people in attendance must have their shirts off (this includes undergarments). 3. Beer must be present, most notably, Bud Light or Natural Ice; any other form of cheap-ass beer is fine as well. 4. Excellent music must be blasting as loud as humanly possible, classic shirts of party tunes include but are not limited to: Footloose, Stroke Me, I'm Too Sexy, Jitterbug, Kill 'Em All, A Whole New World and You Give Love a Bad Name. 5. Shirts off parties DO NOT END, if a person who has willingly joined a shirts off party puts his/her shirt back on, any other person still shirtless has the right to attack, in any form necessary, the shirted person in attempts of removing his/her shirt.

Suggestions
There is also a simple list of things one may want to have handy in hopes of having a successful shirts of party, they are: a funnel, a keg, a camera, a video camera, peanut butter, a cow costume, a man-thong, tongs, a can of spaghetti sauce, two empty garbage bags, a full bucket of boiled water, a jack russel terrier, fourteen pounds of coagulated grape jelly, a syringe and two bottles of Jack Daniel's. Again, these are not necessary but rather suggestions for a better shirts off party.

Have fun!!!!     

[Sassycat]

Good Morning Monkeys  We have had a strange appearance of Bees in our house over the past few weeks - it is driving us crazy we can't figure out where they are coming from - well last night one was in my slipper and stung me - I have to tell ya Monkeys it hurt like he!! and it is still stinging - I was miserable all night - little bastar*'s!! We are calling an exterminator today - it is the weirdest thing we have never had much in the way of bees around our house ever. 

I hope everyone is off to a good start today 

Ouch.  I know that hurts.     

[joesamas mama]

Carrie, WTH is that? Not you, I hope!

Yes its me, 2 yrs ago in the ICU with first, second and third degree burns

    I'm glad you are okay. 

Thank you i am glad too!! my bf and i had only been together 2 mos i had to call and leave him a voice mail that said, uh i am in the hospital, its pretty bad but not THAT abd.... so i wasnt sure if hed freak and run or what!!! but he didnt, he stayed with me and took care of me. him, my sis an munkeymunk

Oh that's good that you had people that cared about you. If I got hurt or sick, I don't know what I would do or who would help me.   

Your family would     Trimm, hope the muscle relaxer helps 

  I doubt it No Rose. 

Your family would probably take care of you.But if they didn't, I will come and do it. 

I doubt that they would Fanny, maybe bring some food. I would let you come do it. Except, I just found out last night my oven is broken. YES I tried to cook!!! 

Well, call the management and tell them to fix it. You never know when there might be an emergency, and I need the oven to maintain my level of cooking!

I will call today!

[CasuallyCool]

Good Morning, CC you are looking very good today 

Why thank you NRCG - been working out.

[joesamas mama]

      BBL Monkeys. I am going to the store, picking up a sammich, chips and beer.

Oh yeah and Josef. Can't forget him. This has been one helluva a day.

 

Sounds like my kind of gal.     

CC, you are looking rather HAWT today!! 

   I hope you have a better day today JSM.

Thanks Mission. I really think it will be better today!!