JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD # 7

[Fanny Mae]

Good morning everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Good Morning SCAREY! I hope your trip to the doctor helped. 

[Missiontoconvict]

This fine specimen named Angelo comes home after a hard-day's work. Only to find his wife in bed with his neighbor.  Angelo's first primitive reaction is rage, but after few critical seconds of careful re-consideration Angelo senses romantic urges raging within. He can't deny his instincs and decides to join in for a "hot monkey love"

I was right. CC should have gotten laid last weekend. 

 

[Missiontoconvict]

Good morning everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Good morning!

[ScareyCarrie]

Good morning everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Good Morning SCAREY! I hope your trip to the doctor helped. 

Well i think i feel better about things, had a lump checked, good there, got 7 weeks of happy pills to try (munkeymunk and i are taking them together to see if it helps) got soome stronger meds for my migraine but not anything i can take on a reg basis  forgot about that! Soooo i am hoping this new med will work!

How are you???

[ScareyCarrie]

Good morning everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Good morning!

Hey there mission!!!

How are ya?????

[QuietMonkey]

Hi Fanny!  Hi Mission!

Your pineapple reminds me of the centerpiece I make for Thanksgiving with a pineapple for the body, a crook neck squash for the head and neck, and the green top for the tail section. I might just make one again this year.

That sounds cool Fanny!

[joesamas mama]

Hi TRIM. JSM et al.  Why is it when a dog has to pass gas he lines himself up so that his rear is pointing in your direction?  I've just about been anesthetized tonight with Charlie doing that.  But I love him anyway.  He was thrown out by the side of the road when he was a pup and I got him from a shelter.  He's a great dog. Alright, a little smelly, but still a great dog.

I live just 30 miles or so from Knoxville where that trial is taking place.  I have a friend whose husband is a homicide detective in Knoxville and she keeps trying to tell me what those barbarians did to that young couple and I keep stopping her.  I did read in the Knoxville paper that the autopsy pics were so terrible that an assistant DA fainted when she saw them.  The first defendant tried got a guilty verdict but life in prison because he had a bad childhood.  Nuts.  This scum defense attorney tried to convince the jury that these young people were broke and begging for money to buy gas when they both worked two jobs and had money as well as bank accounts.  Apparently there were several attempts to trash the victims and the parents of one of the victims approached the defense atty. in the hall and spoke harshly to him, and actually I would probably have my hands around his throat.  The judge admonished the parents (of course, although he allowed the trashing) and told them that he would bar them from the courtroom if there were a repeat. As far as I know the jury is out now, but I don't usually watch the local news. I hope that this animal gets the death penalty.  He doesn't deserve to live one minute longer.  Don't mean to insult animals.  They don't actually do things like this.

My friend's husband who is a homocide detective found the body of a man we went to grammar school with.  He had been dead in his the car several days.  I wouldn't let her tell me about him either.  I was in love with his brother when I was about eight.  I left the area many years ago and returned from PA when my husband retired.  It's so funny to know people for 60 years or so.  Just yesterday I got a note in Classmates from a woman who was my best friend in third grade.

Why am I rambling?  Just wanted to say hi to all and to tell all of you who are sick or have other problems that things always get better.  Agoraphobia is as terrible thing.  My mother had it for years and it really affected my childhood.  Of course it wasn't even recognized as an illness then and there was no treatment for it.  But even without treatment, she overcame it and was fine until her death some years ago at 85.  So there is hope and there is now treatment and medicine to help.  It actually translates as "Fear of the marketplace."  I think my mom felt safe at home and just couldn't bring herself to go outside our back yard except with my dad to the grocery store and places that she absolutely had to go.  I never remember her even going to my school.  My older sister stood in for her when it was necessary that a family member be at school with or for me.  So I know how bad it is and I understand.  It can and will get better.

Prayers and hopes for all sick monkeys. 

'Night.   

Hi Baby, sorry about your gassy Charlie. Thanks for the info about the trial in Knoxville. I haven't had time to read up on it. I hope you are doing well today. Unfortunately I have to work. 

[no rose colored glasses]

Good morning everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Good Morning SCAREY! I hope your trip to the doctor helped. 

Well i think i feel better about things, had a lump checked, good there, got 7 weeks of happy pills to try (munkeymunk and i are taking them together to see if it helps) got soome stronger meds for my migraine but not anything i can take on a reg basis  forgot about that! Soooo i am hoping this new med will work!

How are you???

Hope the new happy pills work, if they do send me some 

[trimmonthelake]

Good morning everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

[trimmonthelake]

Good morning everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Good Morning SCAREY! I hope your trip to the doctor helped. 

Well i think i feel better about things, had a lump checked, good there, got 7 weeks of happy pills to try (munkeymunk and i are taking them together to see if it helps) got soome stronger meds for my migraine but not anything i can take on a reg basis  forgot about that! Soooo i am hoping this new med will work!

How are you???

Hope the new happy pills work, if they do send me some 

Me too.   

[ScareyCarrie]

Good morning everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Good Morning SCAREY! I hope your trip to the doctor helped. 

Well i think i feel better about things, had a lump checked, good there, got 7 weeks of happy pills to try (munkeymunk and i are taking them together to see if it helps) got soome stronger meds for my migraine but not anything i can take on a reg basis  forgot about that! Soooo i am hoping this new med will work!

How are you???

Hope the new happy pills work, if they do send me some 

I hope so too, she says (my dr) that its not just an overnite miracle, they take a lil time and may cause nausea and headaches..... so maybe nausea will help me lose weight ive gained recently and pills will work!!    if so ill send ya some!

[joesamas mama]

     I have a rat in my yard, it comes from my neighbors yard, and walks my fence. I put in a report to the association, the man with the rat hotel is here now. He is insisting that he puts the rat hotel, which is rather big, on my fence tied to my neighbors tree. I told him the rats are in their yard, put the traps there, we argued back and forth, with me explaining I will not take a chance of it falling and my dog eating the poison. This went on for awhile, I finally stuck my head in the door, and told my husband to talk to this dumb f@ck and explain that it isn't going on my fence. My husband told him we will take the bird feeder down, and that was the only way we could get him out of our yard. I am just speechless, I really don't know how much more of this stress I can take, I really don't, I had to take another xanax, and now I'm going to eat, and hope I fall asleep at the table. And that doesn't even include waiting to hear if my dad landed safely, and my son in law ruining the car because of Road Rage. A big truck rammed into the car three times  Sure hope everyone has a good night.

  I'm so sorry No Rose, you day has been awful. I hope you get some rest, your dad lands safely and if the HOA isn't going to do something about the rats, I'm sure Trimm will loan you a .22 to take care of them. (the rats not the HOA).

Please, just don't do like that guy I saw on cops and ride around on a bicycle in front of the HOA guy's house drunk. I haven't received my Christmas bonus yet, so I can't bail you out of jail. 

No Rose I am so sorry your day is going bad.  You could always tell him that he can not feed poison to the rats as they are from planet cheese and you can not feed them poison or water during daylight hours or the spaceship will come get him.     Oh man I think I need better drugs rightnow.

     I sure hope you and your daughter feel better tomorrow, maybe you will have to go to the doctor for better drugs. I'm almost afraid to go to the doctor, you have to be afraid what you will get from being in the waiting room.    Maybe a good night's sleep will help also    JSM, I have had to break up two fights with Zoe and dogs that have gotten off their leashes, not fun, because no matter what you do you just know you are going to get bit trying to break up the fight  And once they start it gets serious 

No Rose, I tried to break up a fight between Josef and my old dog Buddy, I ended up with cellulite hanging out of my leg, going to the ER, them stitching up my leg. Then it never healed and I had to have surgery to fix it. The surgeon was pizzed that they even thought about sewing up a dog bite because it just closes up the bacteria in the leg.  I guess that is why I am so deathly afraid of Josef being around other dogs.  Plus he is Satan.   

[no rose colored glasses]

 What the heck happened on Elizabeth's thread last night? 

[ScareyCarrie]

Good morning everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

Hey hey hey!!! How ya doin today trimm?? is it cold there??

[ScareyCarrie]

What the heck happened on Elizabeth's thread last night? 

I know! i left for Dr was all caught up on page 57 now its like 70 something!! jeesh!

[no rose colored glasses]

 JSM  can't say I blame you. I had a chow attach himself to my arm trying to break up a fight, and I was scared to death. I'm sure you were also.    Carrie, almost every happy pill they give you they tell you it takes 4-6 weeks to work  but I've never had one that causes nausea or headaches  please be careful.

[ScareyCarrie]

JSM  can't say I blame you. I had a chow attach himself to my arm trying to break up a fight, and I was scared to death. I'm sure you were also.    Carrie, almost every happy pill they give you they tell you it takes 4-6 weeks to work  but I've never had one that causes nausea or headaches  please be careful.

Its called lexapro, i think she called it lorazapam tho 

Anyway i just hope it works!

[CasuallyCool]

Anyone missing their dog?

((Edit - CC, why do you always have to push the envelope?  Do you want to be banned? ))

[Fanny Mae]

What the heck happened on Elizabeth's thread last night? 

You should have stayed up. We had a new disgrutled poster. 

I am now officially a jabber. So is Muffy Bee. We should be reported.

[luvmyboys]

ys that h1n1 is getting out of hand..my 6 year old little boy just got over it..thank god..it was terrible