JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD # 7

[trimmonthelake]

I'm bored.  Someone please tell me a story.

Costume 
   
   
A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween Party.  He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg, so he writes  to a costume company to explain his problem.

A few days later he received a  parcel with the following note:  Dear  Sir, Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit.  The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald  head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a pirate.

Very truly  yours,
Acme Costume Co.

The man thinks  this is terrible because they have emphasized  his Wooden Leg and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes by and he receives  another parcel and a note, which  says:

Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a monk's costume.. The long robe will cover your Wooden leg and, with your bald head, you  should really look the part.

Very truly  yours,
Acme Costume Co.

Now the man  is really upset since they have gone from emphasizing his Wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head, so again he writes the Company  another nasty letter of  complaint.. The next day he gets a small Parcel and a note, which reads:

Dear Sir,
We have TRIED  our very BEST! Please find enclosed a bottle  of molasses and a bag of crushed nuts.
Pour  the molasses over your bald head, pat on crushed nuts, stick your Wooden Leg up your ass and go as a caramel apple.

Very truly  yours,
Acme Costume  Co.

 

[Missiontoconvict]

I'm bored.  Someone please tell me a story.

    

Driving while intoxicated isn't funny - but this youtube is funny.
I could never say the alphabet backwards -  even if I was sober.   


<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/DyeowWloLTk&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/DyeowWloLTk&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;</a>

LMAO!!!!   I can't even do what he did drunk ........sober!

[trimmonthelake]

What should munkeymunk and i make for dinner for halloween?? we are going over to her house for halloween and we were thinking of doing like pot luck or just lots of snacks, i am totally having a brain fart! my new meds make me not hungry at all, so nothing sounds good, but i am going to the groc store soon so i need to think of something....

Right off the top of my head.......I am having M&M's and beer!   

Seriously ,if you can catch NorthernRose,she has great recipes.   

[Missiontoconvict]

Somer's thread   http://www.albanyherald.com/main.asp?SectionID=1&SubSectionID=1&ArticleID=8781

  Oh do I hope he is the one and the put the SOB/POS down - I will have to head over to Somer's thread - Thanks Trimm

[trimmonthelake]

ScarryCarrie,check here for some good recipes.   
http://scaredmonkeys.net/index.php?board=38.0

[trimmonthelake]

ScarryCarrie,check here for some good recipes.   
http://scaredmonkeys.net/index.php?board=38.0

Sorry,I mispelled your name Scarey.   

[joesamas mama]

I'm bored.  Someone please tell me a story.

Costume 
   
   
A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween Party.  He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg, so he writes  to a costume company to explain his problem.

A few days later he received a  parcel with the following note:  Dear  Sir, Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit.  The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald  head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a pirate.

Very truly  yours,
Acme Costume Co.

The man thinks  this is terrible because they have emphasized  his Wooden Leg and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes by and he receives  another parcel and a note, which  says:

Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a monk's costume.. The long robe will cover your Wooden leg and, with your bald head, you  should really look the part.

Very truly  yours,
Acme Costume Co.

Now the man  is really upset since they have gone from emphasizing his Wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head, so again he writes the Company  another nasty letter of  complaint.. The next day he gets a small Parcel and a note, which reads:

Dear Sir,
We have TRIED  our very BEST! Please find enclosed a bottle  of molasses and a bag of crushed nuts.
Pour  the molasses over your bald head, pat on crushed nuts, stick your Wooden Leg up your ass and go as a caramel apple.

Very truly  yours,
Acme Costume  Co.

     

[joesamas mama]

I'm bored.  Someone please tell me a story.

    

Driving while intoxicated isn't funny - but this youtube is funny.
I could never say the alphabet backwards -  even if I was sober.   


<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/DyeowWloLTk&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/DyeowWloLTk&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;</a>

  That is so funny Sassy

[CasuallyCool]

[ScareyCarrie]

ScarryCarrie,check here for some good recipes.   
http://scaredmonkeys.net/index.php?board=38.0

Sorry,I mispelled your name Scarey.   

 

J/K no biggy! thanks for the link, i am just not in the mood for food so cant think of anything! Thanks 

[joesamas mama]

  CC who is the last guy getting his head lopped off? TIA JSM

[joesamas mama]

  CC who is the last guy getting his head lopped off? TIA JSM

Never mind. I see now. JSM is a dumb dumb today. I need to get my eyes checked again.

[CasuallyCool]

  CC who is the last guy getting his head lopped off? TIA JSM

Let's see, Gates, Clinton, the Cat, and Carradine (not a Bill)

[Missiontoconvict]

What should munkeymunk and i make for dinner for halloween?? we are going over to her house for halloween and we were thinking of doing like pot luck or just lots of snacks, i am totally having a brain fart! my new meds make me not hungry at all, so nothing sounds good, but i am going to the groc store soon so i need to think of something....

I vote a bunch of snacks - hot and cold 

[Missiontoconvict]

ScarryCarrie,check here for some good recipes.   
http://scaredmonkeys.net/index.php?board=38.0

Sorry,I mispelled your name Scarey.   

 

J/K no biggy! thanks for the link, i am just not in the mood for food so cant think of anything! Thanks 

Hand over some of those pills I would love to lose about 10 pounds 

[Fanny Mae]

What should munkeymunk and i make for dinner for halloween?? we are going over to her house for halloween and we were thinking of doing like pot luck or just lots of snacks, i am totally having a brain fart! my new meds make me not hungry at all, so nothing sounds good, but i am going to the groc store soon so i need to think of something....

We always have chili for Halloween night, with all the fixings. Sour cream, chopped green onions, shredded cheese over rice. I like beans in my chili too. 

[joesamas mama]

  CC who is the last guy getting his head lopped off? TIA JSM

Let's see, Gates, Clinton, the Cat, and Carradine (not a Bill)

I figured it out after I posted. Thanks CC, isn't he a Kill Bill?

[joesamas mama]

ScarryCarrie,check here for some good recipes.   
http://scaredmonkeys.net/index.php?board=38.0

Sorry,I mispelled your name Scarey.   

 

J/K no biggy! thanks for the link, i am just not in the mood for food so cant think of anything! Thanks 

Hand over some of those pills I would love to lose about 10 pounds 

Same thought I had Mission. I would love to lose about 40 lbs. 

[ScareyCarrie]

What should munkeymunk and i make for dinner for halloween?? we are going over to her house for halloween and we were thinking of doing like pot luck or just lots of snacks, i am totally having a brain fart! my new meds make me not hungry at all, so nothing sounds good, but i am going to the groc store soon so i need to think of something....

I vote a bunch of snacks - hot and cold 

I was thinking that too, like potato skins, wiennies in bbq sauce, chips and salsa, seven layer dip, all kinds of stuff to just snack on not a real sit down dinner just whenever ur hungry snack

[ScareyCarrie]

What should munkeymunk and i make for dinner for halloween?? we are going over to her house for halloween and we were thinking of doing like pot luck or just lots of snacks, i am totally having a brain fart! my new meds make me not hungry at all, so nothing sounds good, but i am going to the groc store soon so i need to think of something....

We always have chili for Halloween night, with all the fixings. Sour cream, chopped green onions, shredded cheese over rice. I like beans in my chili too. 

That sounds good too, ppl actually have chili with no beans  WTF??