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« Reply #1840 on: October 30, 2009, 03:20:35 PM »

AWWWWWAWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
Why are you screaming CC?

Was heading out to lunch and noticed that one of my tires was low so I went to this gas station to put air in it.  Was just beginning to sprinkle a bit and I got out of the car, put the air in and was getting ready to get back in the car and it was locked - while running.  Had to wait an hour for a tow truck to come and get in and by then it was pouring.  Well, $70 later, I'm back in the office, soaked, and had to use a plastic fork to comb my hair.
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Haven't you learned in CHICAGO not to leave your car running with the keys in it. You're lucky the door locked and it only cost you $70!!!!! You could have lost your whole car. 

Fix your hair in the front a little. 

Hairs all spiked out now - when I leave work tonight in my leather biker jacket everyones gonna think I'm going to a costume party dressed like Billy Idol.

What cha gonna do this weekend? It's another three day one, isn't it?
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« Reply #1841 on: October 30, 2009, 03:24:27 PM »

AWWWWWAWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
Why are you screaming CC?

Was heading out to lunch and noticed that one of my tires was low so I went to this gas station to put air in it.  Was just beginning to sprinkle a bit and I got out of the car, put the air in and was getting ready to get back in the car and it was locked - while running.  Had to wait an hour for a tow truck to come and get in and by then it was pouring.  Well, $70 later, I'm back in the office, soaked, and had to use a plastic fork to comb my hair.
CC,
Haven't you learned in CHICAGO not to leave your car running with the keys in it. You're lucky the door locked and it only cost you $70!!!!! You could have lost your whole car. 

Fix your hair in the front a little. 

Hairs all spiked out now - when I leave work tonight in my leather biker jacket everyones gonna think I'm going to a costume party dressed like Billy Idol.

What cha gonna do this weekend? It's another three day one, isn't it?

Golf tomorrow if it stops raining.  No 3 day this weekend, however off on Veterans Day the 11th.
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« Reply #1842 on: October 30, 2009, 03:26:41 PM »

AWWWWWAWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
Why are you screaming CC?

Was heading out to lunch and noticed that one of my tires was low so I went to this gas station to put air in it.  Was just beginning to sprinkle a bit and I got out of the car, put the air in and was getting ready to get back in the car and it was locked - while running.  Had to wait an hour for a tow truck to come and get in and by then it was pouring.  Well, $70 later, I'm back in the office, soaked, and had to use a plastic fork to comb my hair.
    Not a good way to start a weekend, sure hope it gets better  Have to say I never used a plastic fork to comb my hair, sounds interesting 
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« Reply #1843 on: October 30, 2009, 03:27:53 PM »

AWWWWWAWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
Why are you screaming CC?

Was heading out to lunch and noticed that one of my tires was low so I went to this gas station to put air in it.  Was just beginning to sprinkle a bit and I got out of the car, put the air in and was getting ready to get back in the car and it was locked - while running.  Had to wait an hour for a tow truck to come and get in and by then it was pouring.  Well, $70 later, I'm back in the office, soaked, and had to use a plastic fork to comb my hair.
CC,
Haven't you learned in CHICAGO not to leave your car running with the keys in it. You're lucky the door locked and it only cost you $70!!!!! You could have lost your whole car. 

Fix your hair in the front a little. 

Hairs all spiked out now - when I leave work tonight in my leather biker jacket everyones gonna think I'm going to a costume party dressed like Billy Idol.
  BILLY IDOL? He is so sexy. 
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« Reply #1844 on: October 30, 2009, 03:58:40 PM »

“There is nothing more life-giving, than sitting back and watching a figure skater fall on his or her ass over and over again. Sometimes I find myself cheering like a crazed football fan, just screaming 'FALL, FALL, FALL, YOU MOTHERFCKER, EAT THE FLOOR!'”

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« Reply #1845 on: October 30, 2009, 04:03:55 PM »

CC Wrote:
Was heading out to lunch and noticed that one of my tires was low so I went to this gas station to put air in it.  Was just beginning to sprinkle a bit and I got out of the car, put the air in and was getting ready to get back in the car and it was locked - while running.  Had to wait an hour for a tow truck to come and get in and by then it was pouring.  Well, $70 later, I'm back in the office, soaked, and had to use a plastic fork to comb my hair.
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CC   So sorry to hear about your bad day. Some days it pays to stay home. I have a very important question for you. Was the fork clean before you used it to comb your hair?
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« Reply #1846 on: October 30, 2009, 04:05:13 PM »

CC Wrote:
Was heading out to lunch and noticed that one of my tires was low so I went to this gas station to put air in it.  Was just beginning to sprinkle a bit and I got out of the car, put the air in and was getting ready to get back in the car and it was locked - while running.  Had to wait an hour for a tow truck to come and get in and by then it was pouring.  Well, $70 later, I'm back in the office, soaked, and had to use a plastic fork to comb my hair.
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CC   So sorry to hear about your bad day. Some days it pays to stay home. I have a very important question for you. Was the fork clean before you used it to comb your hair?


I think a piece of spaghetti just fell down the back of my shirt.
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« Reply #1847 on: October 30, 2009, 04:10:51 PM »

“There is nothing more life-giving, than sitting back and watching a figure skater fall on his or her ass over and over again. Sometimes I find myself cheering like a crazed football fan, just screaming 'FALL, FALL, FALL, YOU MOTHERFCKER, EAT THE FLOOR!'”

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  She didn't really say that did she CC? Well, knowing her she probably did. She is my hero!!  Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #1848 on: October 30, 2009, 04:11:33 PM »

CC Wrote:
Was heading out to lunch and noticed that one of my tires was low so I went to this gas station to put air in it.  Was just beginning to sprinkle a bit and I got out of the car, put the air in and was getting ready to get back in the car and it was locked - while running.  Had to wait an hour for a tow truck to come and get in and by then it was pouring.  Well, $70 later, I'm back in the office, soaked, and had to use a plastic fork to comb my hair.
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CC   So sorry to hear about your bad day. Some days it pays to stay home. I have a very important question for you. Was the fork clean before you used it to comb your hair?


I think a piece of spaghetti just fell down the back of my shirt.
  Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #1849 on: October 30, 2009, 04:11:59 PM »

AWWWWWAWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
Why are you screaming CC?

Was heading out to lunch and noticed that one of my tires was low so I went to this gas station to put air in it.  Was just beginning to sprinkle a bit and I got out of the car, put the air in and was getting ready to get back in the car and it was locked - while running.  Had to wait an hour for a tow truck to come and get in and by then it was pouring.  Well, $70 later, I'm back in the office, soaked, and had to use a plastic fork to comb my hair.
CC,
Haven't you learned in CHICAGO not to leave your car running with the keys in it. You're lucky the door locked and it only cost you $70!!!!! You could have lost your whole car. 

Fix your hair in the front a little. 

Hairs all spiked out now - when I leave work tonight in my leather biker jacket everyones gonna think I'm going to a costume party dressed like Billy Idol.

What cha gonna do this weekend? It's another three day one, isn't it?

Golf tomorrow if it stops raining.  No 3 day this weekend, however off on Veterans Day the 11th.

Looks like you may luck out, but all of it is coming our way. I guess I'll cancel our tee time for tomorrow......
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« Reply #1850 on: October 30, 2009, 04:16:59 PM »

CC Wrote:
Was heading out to lunch and noticed that one of my tires was low so I went to this gas station to put air in it.  Was just beginning to sprinkle a bit and I got out of the car, put the air in and was getting ready to get back in the car and it was locked - while running.  Had to wait an hour for a tow truck to come and get in and by then it was pouring.  Well, $70 later, I'm back in the office, soaked, and had to use a plastic fork to comb my hair.
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CC   So sorry to hear about your bad day. Some days it pays to stay home. I have a very important question for you. Was the fork clean before you used it to comb your hair?


I think a piece of spaghetti just fell down the back of my shirt.
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« Reply #1851 on: October 30, 2009, 04:17:41 PM »

AWWWWWAWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
Why are you screaming CC?

Was heading out to lunch and noticed that one of my tires was low so I went to this gas station to put air in it.  Was just beginning to sprinkle a bit and I got out of the car, put the air in and was getting ready to get back in the car and it was locked - while running.  Had to wait an hour for a tow truck to come and get in and by then it was pouring.  Well, $70 later, I'm back in the office, soaked, and had to use a plastic fork to comb my hair.
CC,
Haven't you learned in CHICAGO not to leave your car running with the keys in it. You're lucky the door locked and it only cost you $70!!!!! You could have lost your whole car. 

Fix your hair in the front a little. 

Hairs all spiked out now - when I leave work tonight in my leather biker jacket everyones gonna think I'm going to a costume party dressed like Billy Idol.
  BILLY IDOL? He is so sexy. 


 
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« Reply #1852 on: October 30, 2009, 04:18:31 PM »

  BBL, by monkeys, see you later. CC hope you get to golf in the morning. The rest of you I will see you in a bit!!!! 
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« Reply #1853 on: October 30, 2009, 04:21:58 PM »

That sounds great, and yes those fancy motorhomes like that are expensive  Should be fun     I have to put my Halloween bags of candy together, the special kids that come here look forward to my bags of candy, complete with a huge candy bar. I don't even feel like doing that, I have always loved Halloween and I usually decorate it outside scary and all, but this year I didn't bother, but I have to do the bags of candy, or there will be disappointed kids, the kids already asked me about it 
I understand No Rose, I am not in the mood either. I really don't get trick or treaters living in apartments. I will buy candy, just in case. 

We live on a dead end road.We don't have trick or treaters.Sidekick called to tell me he was coming.He wants to know what kind of Halloween candy we have.     Holy chit,I didn't buy any.I gotta have Reese cups stat! My azz is grass. 
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« Reply #1854 on: October 30, 2009, 04:22:49 PM »

BBL, by monkeys, see you later. CC hope you get to golf in the morning. The rest of you I will see you in a bit!!!! 

I'll be in and out.I gotta go get some junk.   
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« Reply #1855 on: October 30, 2009, 04:24:16 PM »

JSM,there is a dead squirrel on my front steps.    Monkey Devil!  Digger ate half it's face off.    Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #1856 on: October 30, 2009, 04:31:07 PM »

That sounds great, and yes those fancy motorhomes like that are expensive  Should be fun     I have to put my Halloween bags of candy together, the special kids that come here look forward to my bags of candy, complete with a huge candy bar. I don't even feel like doing that, I have always loved Halloween and I usually decorate it outside scary and all, but this year I didn't bother, but I have to do the bags of candy, or there will be disappointed kids, the kids already asked me about it 
I understand No Rose, I am not in the mood either. I really don't get trick or treaters living in apartments. I will buy candy, just in case. 

We live on a dead end road.We don't have trick or treaters.Sidekick called to tell me he was coming.He wants to know what kind of Halloween candy we have.     Holy chit,I didn't buy any.I gotta have Reese cups stat! My azz is grass. 
I have plenty Reese's cups here, he has great taste in candy 
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« Reply #1857 on: October 30, 2009, 04:31:07 PM »

BBL, by monkeys, see you later. CC hope you get to golf in the morning. The rest of you I will see you in a bit!!!! 

golf course or intercourse      Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #1858 on: October 30, 2009, 04:31:36 PM »

JSM,there is a dead squirrel on my front steps.    Monkey Devil!  Digger ate half it's face off.    Monkey Devil!
    
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« Reply #1859 on: October 30, 2009, 04:32:56 PM »

JSM,there is a dead squirrel on my front steps.    Monkey Devil!  Digger ate half it's face off.    Monkey Devil!

Now how did a dead squirrel climb up on your front steps?     
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