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« Reply #1960 on: October 31, 2009, 08:59:09 PM »

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« Reply #1961 on: October 31, 2009, 09:01:26 PM »

Was just walking Josef and we have a 3 garage carport that when you come in, anyways, I saw the apartment manager and looked and the whole carport had fallen flat down. The manager guy asked did I see what happened, I said no not until now. Then he said to Josef "nice hat"  Monkey Devil!.

There is no way you could hit it unless you hit the curb and you are speeding. I think if someone had hit it, their car would be underneath.  Just glad no one got hurt. Of course Josef had to bark at it. 

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I have loads of candy and no trick or treaters. My mom just called and she has had one. My little nephew. He was Batman.
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« Reply #1962 on: October 31, 2009, 09:02:22 PM »

     

No Offense to any Ohio and/or Detroit Monkeys. These just made me laugh my azz off. FYI there is a bad word in the second video. I wish I was so clever to do be able to do a youtube.

Please no offense to anyone that lives in Cleveland. TIA JSM  

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« Reply #1963 on: October 31, 2009, 09:04:00 PM »

Was just walking Josef and we have a 3 garage carport that when you come in, anyways, I saw the apartment manager and looked and the whole carport had fallen flat down. The manager guy asked did I see what happened, I said no not until now. Then he said to Josef "nice hat"  Monkey Devil!.

There is no way you could hit it unless you hit the curb and you are speeding. I think if someone had hit it, their car would be underneath.  Just glad no one got hurt. Of course Josef had to bark at it. 

Trick or treat!   
Trick or treat to you too!!!

I have loads of candy and no trick or treaters. My mom just called and she has had one. My little nephew. He was Batman.

None here either. Darn, we'e going to have to eat all the Hershey Miniatures and Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.  Bummer.....
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« Reply #1964 on: October 31, 2009, 09:07:28 PM »

Was just walking Josef and we have a 3 garage carport that when you come in, anyways, I saw the apartment manager and looked and the whole carport had fallen flat down. The manager guy asked did I see what happened, I said no not until now. Then he said to Josef "nice hat"  Monkey Devil!.

There is no way you could hit it unless you hit the curb and you are speeding. I think if someone had hit it, their car would be underneath.  Just glad no one got hurt. Of course Josef had to bark at it. 

Trick or treat!   
Trick or treat to you too!!!

I have loads of candy and no trick or treaters. My mom just called and she has had one. My little nephew. He was Batman.

None here either. Darn, we'e going to have to eat all the Hershey Miniatures and Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.  Bummer.....
Kit Kats and Snickers, Tootsie Roll Pops, Nerds and Laffy Taffy. Oh and White Chocolate Cookies and Cream Hershey bars.

Guess I will be having candy for dinner tonight. 
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« Reply #1965 on: October 31, 2009, 09:10:35 PM »

     

No Offense to any Ohio and/or Detroit Monkeys. These just made me laugh my azz off. FYI there is a bad word in the second video. I wish I was so clever to do be able to do a youtube.

Please no offense to anyone that lives in Cleveland. TIA JSM  

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I missed the bad word, unless it was d***** bag.   

Bingo, I think there may have been an F bomb in one of them too. I just thought that was the funniest thing I have ever seen.

"You can buy a house for the price of a VCR" really cracked me up.  Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #1966 on: October 31, 2009, 10:19:04 PM »

White Chocolate Cookies and Cream Hershey bars, and peanut butter cups, and milky ways have been calling me, and I guess that I will just have to eat some, since we have only had about 10 kids so far 
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« Reply #1967 on: October 31, 2009, 10:44:10 PM »

I'm handy out handfuls of candy just to get rid of it. I just had a little guy dressed as spiderman, about two years old, and I gave him a handful, and he pointed to the bowl and said, "can I have that one to?"  I started to laugh and said of course, but the mom said don't he shouldn't have asked like that and he has plenty of candy  Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #1968 on: October 31, 2009, 10:52:45 PM »

I'm handy out handfuls of candy just to get rid of it. I just had a little guy dressed as spiderman, about two years old, and I gave him a handful, and he pointed to the bowl and said, "can I have that one to?"  I started to laugh and said of course, but the mom said don't he shouldn't have asked like that and he has plenty of candy  Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #1969 on: October 31, 2009, 11:35:52 PM »

Nite Monkeys. I am going to bed. Just watched that movie House on Haunted Hill. Old movie with Vincent Price. Never seen it before.

Hope you have a great Halloween. I have loads of candy to last me a year.

Sleep well and don't forget to turn your clocks back. (I think, spring forward Fall back) Yep turn em back.

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« Reply #1970 on: October 31, 2009, 11:45:30 PM »

Night JSM . We had 28 kids which is huge.  No boots, parkas or mitts required as it was such nice night.  I just finished going through candy and youngest got 5 cans of pop and 3 bags of microwave popcorn.  I think some people ran out of candy.  Daughter went with her friends to a different area and she is not happy that her younger brother got all the pop.  LOL

We hand out the big chocolate bars and I was shocked when I  got back with the youngest and his friends how few we had left.  Riley is beat, he is not used to the big walk we had that late at night.  Started at 6 and got back at 8:20.  OMG at one house there was a tiny white dog that looked like a rat with a bad hair day that came out the door and was sniffing the kids as they were getting their candy.  I was standing on the road and he went into hunting mode, layed down, ears down, ninja mode.  I thought to myself he thinks it is a mouse and wants to kill it. 
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« Reply #1971 on: November 01, 2009, 08:57:03 AM »

Night JSM . We had 28 kids which is huge.  No boots, parkas or mitts required as it was such nice night.  I just finished going through candy and youngest got 5 cans of pop and 3 bags of microwave popcorn.  I think some people ran out of candy.  Daughter went with her friends to a different area and she is not happy that her younger brother got all the pop.  LOL

We hand out the big chocolate bars and I was shocked when I  got back with the youngest and his friends how few we had left.  Riley is beat, he is not used to the big walk we had that late at night.  Started at 6 and got back at 8:20.  OMG at one house there was a tiny white dog that looked like a rat with a bad hair day that came out the door and was sniffing the kids as they were getting their candy.  I was standing on the road and he went into hunting mode, layed down, ears down, ninja mode.  I thought to myself he thinks it is a mouse and wants to kill it. 
Cans of pop and microwave popcorn  I'm glad you had a nice Halloween. If Josef would have seen the rat dog he would have done the same a Ryley. 
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« Reply #1972 on: November 01, 2009, 08:59:02 AM »

I'm handy out handfuls of candy just to get rid of it. I just had a little guy dressed as spiderman, about two years old, and I gave him a handful, and he pointed to the bowl and said, "can I have that one to?"  I started to laugh and said of course, but the mom said don't he shouldn't have asked like that and he has plenty of candy  Monkey Devil!
Oh, poor kid. If I had any trick or treaters I would have given them my whole bowl full of candy.
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« Reply #1973 on: November 01, 2009, 09:18:08 AM »

 Of all the years of trick or treating never did my kids or myself get pop or microwave popcorn  I remember getting upset when an apple would be thrown in my bag, it was like who wants fruit at a time like this  I only got 10 kids, very disappointing 
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« Reply #1974 on: November 01, 2009, 10:00:24 AM »

   Hey Monkeys.Hope everyone had fun last night.We didn't eat much candy,and I am so glad.This morning whileI was cutting sidekicks hair,he got that look,went pale and puked everywhere.I barely got his hair finished.    I guess his congestion got the best of him.I can handle anything but a stomach virus.I am crossing my fingers it is not a virus coming on Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #1975 on: November 01, 2009, 10:05:49 AM »

 Trimm, I'm sorry, I sure hope he feels better, maybe the one time vomiting and then that's all. I know what you mean about stomach viruses, would rather have just about anything then vomiting     an angelic monkey
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« Reply #1976 on: November 01, 2009, 10:10:37 AM »

Of all the years of trick or treating never did my kids or myself get pop or microwave popcorn  I remember getting upset when an apple would be thrown in my bag, it was like who wants fruit at a time like this  I only got 10 kids, very disappointing 
Last year I got one trick or treater, of course had no candy. Broke open a pack of gum to give to the kid. This year, loads of candy, not one trick or treater. Now I have all this candy let for myself. Kit Kats for dinner and now for breakfast.  I agree, who wants fruit on Halloween.
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« Reply #1977 on: November 01, 2009, 10:12:12 AM »

  Hey Monkeys.Hope everyone had fun last night.We didn't eat much candy,and I am so glad.This morning whileI was cutting sidekicks hair,he got that look,went pale and puked everywhere.I barely got his hair finished.    I guess his congestion got the best of him.I can handle anything but a stomach virus.I am crossing my fingers it is not a virus coming on Monkey Devil!
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Poor little guy. I hope he feels better and it isn't a stomach virus.  an angelic monkey
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« Reply #1978 on: November 01, 2009, 10:17:24 AM »

Of all the years of trick or treating never did my kids or myself get pop or microwave popcorn  I remember getting upset when an apple would be thrown in my bag, it was like who wants fruit at a time like this  I only got 10 kids, very disappointing 
Last year I got one trick or treater, of course had no candy. Broke open a pack of gum to give to the kid. This year, loads of candy, not one trick or treater. Now I have all this candy let for myself. Kit Kats for dinner and now for breakfast.  I agree, who wants fruit on Halloween.
We have tons of candy, my husband is going to take it to work tomorrow to get rid of it. Now my grandma would give me caramel apples, and that was great, I would just eat all the caramel off and throw the apple away 
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« Reply #1979 on: November 01, 2009, 10:34:13 AM »

Of all the years of trick or treating never did my kids or myself get pop or microwave popcorn  I remember getting upset when an apple would be thrown in my bag, it was like who wants fruit at a time like this  I only got 10 kids, very disappointing 
Last year I got one trick or treater, of course had no candy. Broke open a pack of gum to give to the kid. This year, loads of candy, not one trick or treater. Now I have all this candy let for myself. Kit Kats for dinner and now for breakfast.  I agree, who wants fruit on Halloween.
We have tons of candy, my husband is going to take it to work tomorrow to get rid of it. Now my grandma would give me caramel apples, and that was great, I would just eat all the caramel off and throw the apple away 
  I would do the same thing with caramel apples.
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