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« Reply #20 on: October 22, 2009, 10:37:58 AM »

The pup looks like Zoe's long lost brother 
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« Reply #21 on: October 22, 2009, 10:38:30 AM »

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« Reply #22 on: October 22, 2009, 10:38:43 AM »

Good Morning Northern and Carrie  an angelic monkey
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« Reply #23 on: October 22, 2009, 10:39:21 AM »

 
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« Reply #24 on: October 22, 2009, 10:40:01 AM »

Good Morning Northern and Carrie  an angelic monkey

Good morning No Rose and Carrie hope today is better for all.
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« Reply #25 on: October 22, 2009, 10:41:46 AM »

http://gmy.news.yahoo.com/vid/16211406     I hope this works.

That dog wanted out of the hospital worse that TEVYE!!!   Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #26 on: October 22, 2009, 10:42:31 AM »

Good Morning everyone.  Praying for a better day for all the Monkeys
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Good Mornign Fanny.  Hope today is a happy day for you as well.

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« Reply #27 on: October 22, 2009, 10:43:47 AM »

http://gmy.news.yahoo.com/vid/16211406     I hope this works.

That dog wanted out of the hospital worse that TEVYE!!!   Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil!
I thought that was so cute, poor baby he was just not going to stay any longer. I was shocked his markings are just like Zoe's markings 
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« Reply #28 on: October 22, 2009, 10:44:03 AM »

A mature lady gets pulled over for speeding.

Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Older Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Older Woman: Lost it, four years ago for drunk driving.

Officer: I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Older Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Older Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.

The officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes five police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Older woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Older Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.

The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Older Woman: I bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.
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« Reply #29 on: October 22, 2009, 10:44:06 AM »

Good Morning Northern and Carrie  an angelic monkey

Morning No Rose how are you this morning??

And hello to you Northern rose!
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« Reply #30 on: October 22, 2009, 10:45:04 AM »

http://gmy.news.yahoo.com/vid/16211406     I hope this works.

That dog wanted out of the hospital worse that TEVYE!!!   Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil!

I brought you your Cranberry Orange muffin this morning.....
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« Reply #31 on: October 22, 2009, 10:45:18 AM »

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« Reply #32 on: October 22, 2009, 10:46:27 AM »

Dear Madam:

Thank you for your recent order from our sex toys shop.

You asked for the large red vibrator as featured on our wall display.

Please select another item because that is our fire extinguisher.
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« Reply #33 on: October 22, 2009, 10:47:07 AM »

Good Morning everyone.  Praying for a better day for all the Monkeys
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Good Mornign Fanny.  Hope today is a happy day for you as well.



You too, NORTHERN.  an angelic monkey

Just got off to a bumpy start. 
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« Reply #34 on: October 22, 2009, 10:47:39 AM »

Did I get banned? I got locked out of the cage. TIA JSM

    Had hoped for a pretty smooth move....sorry if it wasn't.
Thanks for changing it NJ mom, I didn't see that there was a thread change because I was behind.  an angelic monkey
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« Reply #35 on: October 22, 2009, 10:49:08 AM »

Good Morning everyone.  Praying for a better day for all the Monkeys
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Good Mornign Fanny.  Hope today is a happy day for you as well.



You too, NORTHERN.  an angelic monkey

Just got off to a bumpy start. 

The light will shine through.
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« Reply #36 on: October 22, 2009, 10:49:51 AM »

http://gmy.news.yahoo.com/vid/16211406     I hope this works.

That dog wanted out of the hospital worse that TEVYE!!!   Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil!

I brought you your Cranberry Orange muffin this morning.....


Thanks!!!  YUUUMMM!
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« Reply #37 on: October 22, 2009, 10:50:34 AM »

Good Morning Monkeys - I was in the old thread and poof everyone was gone  couldn't post until I discovered we have a new cage - Wooo Hooo.

I hope everyone has a better day than yesterday although the sadness will always loom at least we have each other.  JSM I hope you get caught up at work today.   an angelic monkey
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On July 5th, 2011 Caylee Anthony was denied Justice, her murderer was set free.
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« Reply #38 on: October 22, 2009, 10:51:34 AM »

Good Morning everyone.  Praying for a better day for all the Monkeys
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Good Mornign Fanny.  Hope today is a happy day for you as well.



You too, NORTHERN.  an angelic monkey

Just got off to a bumpy start. 

The light will shine through.

Wow!!! What a beautiful picture.  an angelic monkey
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« Reply #39 on: October 22, 2009, 10:51:51 AM »

Good Morning Monkeys - I was in the old thread and poof everyone was gone  couldn't post until I discovered we have a new cage - Wooo Hooo.

I hope everyone has a better day than yesterday although the sadness will always loom at least we have each other.  JSM I hope you get caught up at work today.   an angelic monkey

Good morning Mission!
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