JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD # 7

[joesamas mama]

I am so tired of getting kicked out of the cage. I swear I am cursed. 

You're not the only one. I've been knocking on the door for a while. 

Glad it isn't just me. I was getting a complex. 

[joesamas mama]

Hey Monkeys, bye to Mission and Scarey.

I was worrying about Tevye last night as a matter of fact.

Trimm, stay out of the candy!!! 

I didn't eat any so far.   

Look at me!Brandi fixed me up.   

  You look beautiful. We have a drawer full of chocolate at work and there were rollos and mini heath bars. I think I had four mini heath bars. They were so good. 

[Brandi]

Taking off Monkeys - home to some dinner and R&R I will see you later this evening. 

See ya Mission.    I'll be cruising around.   

Hiya Trimm!

You should cruise on over to my thread sometime.

Hint, Hint.

Love it!   

Glad you like it, Trimm!

Personally, I like Tink's sassy blink!

[Brandi]

Speaking of Sassy, has Sassycat been around?

I have been in my dungeon for a while working on avatars, and I miss a lot.

 

[mizjay]

I really need a military "boyfriend" (pretend one), that when someone asks me out I can say, "no I don't think my boyfriend in Afghanistan, Iraq, etc, would want me going to dinner while he is fighting for our country".

I think I will ask that guy at the hospital that is in the Reserves, if he will be my pretend boyfriend.

That way when my stalker asks me to dinner I don't have to make up an excuse I can use the boyfriend excuse. It wouldn't be a "lie" because my friend at the hospital is a "boy" and a "friend".

What do you monkeys think? 

Works for me. You can buy one of the fake diamond rings and tell him you are "engaged." I did that when I was on the truck by myself, and I brought it out if someone started hitting on me. 

I never thought about wearing a ring, good thinking Fanny. Only think is this guy is always around and if I said I was engaged, he would wonder where is the fiancee.  So IF I had a pretend bf in Iraq/Afgahnistan, then that would be the reason he was never around. 

 JSM~ I'm liking the bf in the military. And also maybe you could casually mention that he should be back fairly soon. Whatever you do , don't do what I usually end up doing. To be nice I'll go and then have to really come up with some rambling nonsense why I can't meet again. Just bring out the big guns right away. wouldn't hurt to embelish it even more and say yall met at the shooting range!
                                                                  

[no rose colored glasses]

 You look pretty Trimm 

[joesamas mama]

Speaking of Sassy, has Sassycat been around?

I have been in my dungeon for a while working on avatars, and I miss a lot.

 

She's been here off and on, I know they had the flu and didn't want to give it to the new baby. Maybe she will be back soon. She logs in and posts when I am not around, the pfftt she is gone. 

[joesamas mama]

I really need a military "boyfriend" (pretend one), that when someone asks me out I can say, "no I don't think my boyfriend in Afghanistan, Iraq, etc, would want me going to dinner while he is fighting for our country".

I think I will ask that guy at the hospital that is in the Reserves, if he will be my pretend boyfriend.

That way when my stalker asks me to dinner I don't have to make up an excuse I can use the boyfriend excuse. It wouldn't be a "lie" because my friend at the hospital is a "boy" and a "friend".

What do you monkeys think? 

Works for me. You can buy one of the fake diamond rings and tell him you are "engaged." I did that when I was on the truck by myself, and I brought it out if someone started hitting on me. 

I never thought about wearing a ring, good thinking Fanny. Only think is this guy is always around and if I said I was engaged, he would wonder where is the fiancee.  So IF I had a pretend bf in Iraq/Afgahnistan, then that would be the reason he was never around. 

 JSM~ I'm liking the bf in the military. And also maybe you could casually mention that he should be back fairly soon. Whatever you do , don't do what I usually end up doing. To be nice I'll go and then have to really come up with some rambling nonsense why I can't meet again. Just bring out the big guns right away. wouldn't hurt to embelish it even more and say yall met at the shooting range!
                                                                  

  Mizjay, thanks for the advice. My excuses are usually rambling nonsense like "I am going to dinner with my parents" or "I think I am coming down with the flu" I used that one Sunday.  But that was by text. It is even harder for me to say NO in person. There are two different guys wanting me to go out with them. One would love to go to the gun range and I can't shoot a gun at a distance, so that is out of the question. So I guess I am gonna have my best friend stalk the guy at work before he leaves for active duty and hope he wants to be my "boyfriend". Either that or get a picture of General Petreaus and use him as my "boyfriend". 

[Fanny Mae]

Hey Monkeys, bye to Mission and Scarey.

I was worrying about Tevye last night as a matter of fact.

Trimm, stay out of the candy!!! 

I didn't eat any so far.   

Look at me!Brandi fixed me up.   

You look like your personality. Sweet and sassy!!!

[mizjay]

I really need a military "boyfriend" (pretend one), that when someone asks me out I can say, "no I don't think my boyfriend in Afghanistan, Iraq, etc, would want me going to dinner while he is fighting for our country".

I think I will ask that guy at the hospital that is in the Reserves, if he will be my pretend boyfriend.

That way when my stalker asks me to dinner I don't have to make up an excuse I can use the boyfriend excuse. It wouldn't be a "lie" because my friend at the hospital is a "boy" and a "friend".

What do you monkeys think? 

Works for me. You can buy one of the fake diamond rings and tell him you are "engaged." I did that when I was on the truck by myself, and I brought it out if someone started hitting on me. 

I never thought about wearing a ring, good thinking Fanny. Only think is this guy is always around and if I said I was engaged, he would wonder where is the fiancee.  So IF I had a pretend bf in Iraq/Afgahnistan, then that would be the reason he was never around. 

 JSM~ I'm liking the bf in the military. And also maybe you could casually mention that he should be back fairly soon. Whatever you do , don't do what I usually end up doing. To be nice I'll go and then have to really come up with some rambling nonsense why I can't meet again. Just bring out the big guns right away. wouldn't hurt to embelish it even more and say yall met at the shooting range!
                                                                  

  Mizjay, thanks for the advice. My excuses are usually rambling nonsense like "I am going to dinner with my parents" or "I think I am coming down with the flu" I used that one Sunday.  But that was by text. It is even harder for me to say NO in person. There are two different guys wanting me to go out with them. One would love to go to the gun range and I can't shoot a gun at a distance, so that is out of the question. So I guess I am gonna have my best friend stalk the guy at work before he leaves for active duty and hope he wants to be my "boyfriend". Either that or get a picture of General Petreaus and use him as my "boyfriend". 

 Yes, if you're gonna do it, make sure he's an officer, a high up guy. Pick a nice guy for your pretend bf, who knows maybe he'll end up being a real one. Ooh la la.
Good luck

[joesamas mama]

  JSM is still confused about those three girls in ND. I wish they would say more about why they were where they were found. I don't mean to speak ill of the dead, but I don't think they were star gazing. None of them were majoring in astronomy, so why go looking at stars? I don't think there was any foul play involved, I just want to know what kind of tracks they saw in the air that made LE realize these girls drove into a pond. I know ND is kind of flat, so not much big time four wheeling there, but where they "mudding"? I would really like to know because maybe this could be a wake up call to people that if you don't know where you are driving off road, it is best to stay away when it is dark. JMO JSM

[joesamas mama]

I really need a military "boyfriend" (pretend one), that when someone asks me out I can say, "no I don't think my boyfriend in Afghanistan, Iraq, etc, would want me going to dinner while he is fighting for our country".

I think I will ask that guy at the hospital that is in the Reserves, if he will be my pretend boyfriend.

That way when my stalker asks me to dinner I don't have to make up an excuse I can use the boyfriend excuse. It wouldn't be a "lie" because my friend at the hospital is a "boy" and a "friend".

What do you monkeys think? 

Works for me. You can buy one of the fake diamond rings and tell him you are "engaged." I did that when I was on the truck by myself, and I brought it out if someone started hitting on me. 

I never thought about wearing a ring, good thinking Fanny. Only think is this guy is always around and if I said I was engaged, he would wonder where is the fiancee.  So IF I had a pretend bf in Iraq/Afgahnistan, then that would be the reason he was never around. 

 JSM~ I'm liking the bf in the military. And also maybe you could casually mention that he should be back fairly soon. Whatever you do , don't do what I usually end up doing. To be nice I'll go and then have to really come up with some rambling nonsense why I can't meet again. Just bring out the big guns right away. wouldn't hurt to embelish it even more and say yall met at the shooting range!
                                                                  

  Mizjay, thanks for the advice. My excuses are usually rambling nonsense like "I am going to dinner with my parents" or "I think I am coming down with the flu" I used that one Sunday.  But that was by text. It is even harder for me to say NO in person. There are two different guys wanting me to go out with them. One would love to go to the gun range and I can't shoot a gun at a distance, so that is out of the question. So I guess I am gonna have my best friend stalk the guy at work before he leaves for active duty and hope he wants to be my "boyfriend". Either that or get a picture of General Petreaus and use him as my "boyfriend". 

 Yes, if you're gonna do it, make sure he's an officer, a high up guy. Pick a nice guy for your pretend bf, who knows maybe he'll end up being a real one. Ooh la la.
Good luck

Yes, definitely an officer with loads of medals and badges on his shirt. You are a genius Mizjay. 

[no rose colored glasses]

It is only 6 here, but I'm getting ready for bed, my head is all stuffed and full of pain, probably a good thing I'm going to the doctor tomorrow, I hope it isn't the flu, where my husband works so many are out sick with it, and he probably brought it home  I'll check some of the threads, then see you all in the morning.

[Brandi]

Speaking of Sassy, has Sassycat been around?

I have been in my dungeon for a while working on avatars, and I miss a lot.

 

She's been here off and on, I know they had the flu and didn't want to give it to the new baby. Maybe she will be back soon. She logs in and posts when I am not around, the pfftt she is gone. 

Ah .. thanks JSM.

BTW .. if you put a space after your colon in your sig line, I believe the http part would be a clickable link

[ScareyCarrie]

Good night No Rose sleep wellN hope u feel better and ur dr appt goes well.

[ScareyCarrie]

Good evening everyone!! How are you all doin???

[Brandi]

It is only 6 here, but I'm getting ready for bed, my head is all stuffed and full of pain, probably a good thing I'm going to the doctor tomorrow, I hope it isn't the flu, where my husband works so many are out sick with it, and he probably brought it home  I'll check some of the threads, then see you all in the morning.

Rest well, No Rose!

And don't be sick. I hope you feel better real soon!

[joesamas mama]

It is only 6 here, but I'm getting ready for bed, my head is all stuffed and full of pain, probably a good thing I'm going to the doctor tomorrow, I hope it isn't the flu, where my husband works so many are out sick with it, and he probably brought it home  I'll check some of the threads, then see you all in the morning.

  No Rose go to the doctors tomorrow if you are not feeling well. I hope you feel better. Zoe needs her mama to feel better. Luv to you all from JSM and Josef.  Take care of yourself and see you in the morning.

[joesamas mama]

Speaking of Sassy, has Sassycat been around?

I have been in my dungeon for a while working on avatars, and I miss a lot.

 

She's been here off and on, I know they had the flu and didn't want to give it to the new baby. Maybe she will be back soon. She logs in and posts when I am not around, the pfftt she is gone. 

Ah .. thanks JSM.

BTW .. if you put a space after your colon in your sig line, I believe the http part would be a clickable link

  Thanks Brandi, I didn't know that. I love all the avatars you are doing for the monkeys. Josef will need one at Christmas that looks like Klaas' because he will be in doggy jail Christmas through New Years. 

[Fanny Mae]

JSM is still confused about those three girls in ND. I wish they would say more about why they were where they were found. I don't mean to speak ill of the dead, but I don't think they were star gazing. None of them were majoring in astronomy, so why go looking at stars? I don't think there was any foul play involved, I just want to know what kind of tracks they saw in the air that made LE realize these girls drove into a pond. I know ND is kind of flat, so not much big time four wheeling there, but where they "mudding"? I would really like to know because maybe this could be a wake up call to people that if you don't know where you are driving off road, it is best to stay away when it is dark. JMO JSM

I heard it was a farm pond, and there was grass growing around it. They may not have seen it or if they did, they thought it wasn't as deep as it was.