JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD # 7

[Tevye]

Teyve is a warrior!     

OH Yeah, Baby!

[CasuallyCool]

Big Mac 

The Big Mac is a piece of dog, placed between two buns, produced by the specialty bread company McDonalds. The Big Mac is the likely culprit of morbid obesity a sesame-seed-topped, white-bread characterized by the bits of two questionable patties, special sauce, special "sauce," lettuce, cheese, pickles, and onions added to the dough before baking. The "two all-beef patties" are in actuality a combination of shredded school textbook pages and dryer lint. The company that distributes the "all beef patties" is actually called the All Beef Company, which sometimes may cause confusion among most people who believe the patties are made of 100 percent beef. Rumours have also been made that the "Special Sauce" is a mixture of fat and year-old mayonnaise.

[Fanny Mae]

Big Mac 

The Big Mac is a piece of dog, placed between two buns, produced by the specialty bread company McDonalds. The Big Mac is the likely culprit of morbid obesity a sesame-seed-topped, white-bread characterized by the bits of two questionable patties, special sauce, special "sauce," lettuce, cheese, pickles, and onions added to the dough before baking. The "two all-beef patties" are in actuality a combination of shredded school textbook pages and dryer lint. The company that distributes the "all beef patties" is actually called the All Beef Company, which sometimes may cause confusion among most people who believe the patties are made of 100 percent beef. Rumours have also been made that the "Special Sauce" is a mixture of fat and year-old mayonnaise.

Use your napkin. You have something on your chin, and I think you dripped katsup on your shirt again. JSYK   

[joesamas mama]

Okay going slummin for lunch - Big Mac attack

Don't forget to take the keys out of your car, this time. 

Drive thru, smart asssssssssssss

   

[Tevye]

Big Mac 

The Big Mac is a piece of dog, placed between two buns, produced by the specialty bread company McDonalds. The Big Mac is the likely culprit of morbid obesity a sesame-seed-topped, white-bread characterized by the bits of two questionable patties, special sauce, special "sauce," lettuce, cheese, pickles, and onions added to the dough before baking. The "two all-beef patties" are in actuality a combination of shredded school textbook pages and dryer lint. The company that distributes the "all beef patties" is actually called the All Beef Company, which sometimes may cause confusion among most people who believe the patties are made of 100 percent beef. Rumours have also been made that the "Special Sauce" is a mixture of fat and year-old mayonnaise.

You forgot to mention the "super special secret ingrediant" (rumoured to be heroin) which makes Big Macs highly addictive. Some folks have been known to eat 2 at one sitting! These folks are usually featured on the "PeopleOfWalmart" website.

[CasuallyCool]

Big Mac 

The Big Mac is a piece of dog, placed between two buns, produced by the specialty bread company McDonalds. The Big Mac is the likely culprit of morbid obesity a sesame-seed-topped, white-bread characterized by the bits of two questionable patties, special sauce, special "sauce," lettuce, cheese, pickles, and onions added to the dough before baking. The "two all-beef patties" are in actuality a combination of shredded school textbook pages and dryer lint. The company that distributes the "all beef patties" is actually called the All Beef Company, which sometimes may cause confusion among most people who believe the patties are made of 100 percent beef. Rumours have also been made that the "Special Sauce" is a mixture of fat and year-old mayonnaise.

You forgot to mention the "super special secret ingrediant" (rumoured to be heroin) which makes Big Macs highly addictive. Some folks have been known to eat 2 at one sitting! These folks are usually featured on the "PeopleOfWalmart" website.

I use to be able to eat two, back in high school, after indulging in some Chia.

[joesamas mama]

HE'S BACK!!!!! AARP AND AMA ARE ENDORSING THE HEALTH CARE BILL!!!!!

And that my dear friend is why my docs have cancelled their memberships to the AMA. 

[Missiontoconvict]

Fanny,just showed a crowd on FOX saying the Pledge of Allegiance.     

I saw it! I saw it!!

[joesamas mama]

    Tevye the way those leaves are blowing around your ciggie, I hope a fire doesn't start 

No worry, all our leaves are GONE! Blown across the street to the woods. Now the snow can come and stay! I have a Christmas tree up in the living room (artificial, but this year I'm doing everything early, just in case...) which I will decorate on Sunday. I'm skipping the Thanksging decorations this year and going right to Christmas!

There'll be none of this "just in case" talk around here.   

Dear Sir:
Please be advised that the use of the term "just in case", when used by Ms. Tevye, specifically means "just in case I'm too lazy, or too chemo-out to Griswald my house properly". She wants to assure you that she has no intention of not being here for any holidays for at least the next 20 years.

We are sorry for any consternation this may have caused you.

Sincerely,
DoWeCheatEm & How, Tevye's personal clarification team. 

  Thanks for the clarification DWCE&H 

[joesamas mama]

Big Mac 

The Big Mac is a piece of dog, placed between two buns, produced by the specialty bread company McDonalds. The Big Mac is the likely culprit of morbid obesity a sesame-seed-topped, white-bread characterized by the bits of two questionable patties, special sauce, special "sauce," lettuce, cheese, pickles, and onions added to the dough before baking. The "two all-beef patties" are in actuality a combination of shredded school textbook pages and dryer lint. The company that distributes the "all beef patties" is actually called the All Beef Company, which sometimes may cause confusion among most people who believe the patties are made of 100 percent beef. Rumours have also been made that the "Special Sauce" is a mixture of fat and year-old mayonnaise.

     

[Missiontoconvict]

    Tevye the way those leaves are blowing around your ciggie, I hope a fire doesn't start 

No worry, all our leaves are GONE! Blown across the street to the woods. Now the snow can come and stay! I have a Christmas tree up in the living room (artificial, but this year I'm doing everything early, just in case...) which I will decorate on Sunday. I'm skipping the Thanksging decorations this year and going right to Christmas!

There'll be none of this "just in case" talk around here.   

Dear Sir:
Please be advised that the use of the term "just in case", when used by Ms. Tevye, specifically means "just in case I'm too lazy, or too chemo-out to Griswald my house properly". She wants to assure you that she has no intention of not being here for any holidays for at least the next 20 years.

We are sorry for any consternation this may have caused you.

Sincerely,
DoWeCheatEm & How, Tevye's personal clarification team. 

  LMAO!!!!  That a girl - thank you for the clarification.

[Missiontoconvict]

NOROSE, are you running your virus scanners and spy ware software?

We are up to date on that, and we do run for viruses, but other than that, I'm just  I'm going to walk Zoe, and am afraid what will be on the computer when I get back 

Run a Malware scan maybe that will help.

Thanks, I would if I even know what that was    CC's avi is just killing me this morning, there is a lady that works over here at Walmart, that sort of has eyes like that, and when I talk to someone I like to look them in the eyes and it is hard with her.....

Are you doing ok Tevye?

Mission, yeah, I'm ok. Just tired and stressed, but ultimately ok. Thanks for asking!

  I know it is easy for me to say not to stress BUT try not to stress all it does is cause wrinkles.

[Missiontoconvict]

Big Mac 

The Big Mac is a piece of dog, placed between two buns, produced by the specialty bread company McDonalds. The Big Mac is the likely culprit of morbid obesity a sesame-seed-topped, white-bread characterized by the bits of two questionable patties, special sauce, special "sauce," lettuce, cheese, pickles, and onions added to the dough before baking. The "two all-beef patties" are in actuality a combination of shredded school textbook pages and dryer lint. The company that distributes the "all beef patties" is actually called the All Beef Company, which sometimes may cause confusion among most people who believe the patties are made of 100 percent beef. Rumours have also been made that the "Special Sauce" is a mixture of fat and year-old mayonnaise.

Use your napkin. You have something on your chin, and I think you dripped katsup on your shirt again. JSYK   

And I bet the shirt is white.

[Missiontoconvict]

Big Mac 

The Big Mac is a piece of dog, placed between two buns, produced by the specialty bread company McDonalds. The Big Mac is the likely culprit of morbid obesity a sesame-seed-topped, white-bread characterized by the bits of two questionable patties, special sauce, special "sauce," lettuce, cheese, pickles, and onions added to the dough before baking. The "two all-beef patties" are in actuality a combination of shredded school textbook pages and dryer lint. The company that distributes the "all beef patties" is actually called the All Beef Company, which sometimes may cause confusion among most people who believe the patties are made of 100 percent beef. Rumours have also been made that the "Special Sauce" is a mixture of fat and year-old mayonnaise.

You forgot to mention the "super special secret ingrediant" (rumoured to be heroin) which makes Big Macs highly addictive. Some folks have been known to eat 2 at one sitting! These folks are usually featured on the "PeopleOfWalmart" website.

I am trying to think.....have I ever eaten 2 Big Macs in one sitting?   

[joesamas mama]

Big Mac 

The Big Mac is a piece of dog, placed between two buns, produced by the specialty bread company McDonalds. The Big Mac is the likely culprit of morbid obesity a sesame-seed-topped, white-bread characterized by the bits of two questionable patties, special sauce, special "sauce," lettuce, cheese, pickles, and onions added to the dough before baking. The "two all-beef patties" are in actuality a combination of shredded school textbook pages and dryer lint. The company that distributes the "all beef patties" is actually called the All Beef Company, which sometimes may cause confusion among most people who believe the patties are made of 100 percent beef. Rumours have also been made that the "Special Sauce" is a mixture of fat and year-old mayonnaise.

You forgot to mention the "super special secret ingrediant" (rumoured to be heroin) which makes Big Macs highly addictive. Some folks have been known to eat 2 at one sitting! These folks are usually featured on the "PeopleOfWalmart" website.

I am trying to think.....have I ever eaten 2 Big Macs in one sitting?   

Not Big Macs, but those little cheeseburgers. I eat two of those in one sitting. 

[Missiontoconvict]

Big Mac 

The Big Mac is a piece of dog, placed between two buns, produced by the specialty bread company McDonalds. The Big Mac is the likely culprit of morbid obesity a sesame-seed-topped, white-bread characterized by the bits of two questionable patties, special sauce, special "sauce," lettuce, cheese, pickles, and onions added to the dough before baking. The "two all-beef patties" are in actuality a combination of shredded school textbook pages and dryer lint. The company that distributes the "all beef patties" is actually called the All Beef Company, which sometimes may cause confusion among most people who believe the patties are made of 100 percent beef. Rumours have also been made that the "Special Sauce" is a mixture of fat and year-old mayonnaise.

You forgot to mention the "super special secret ingrediant" (rumoured to be heroin) which makes Big Macs highly addictive. Some folks have been known to eat 2 at one sitting! These folks are usually featured on the "PeopleOfWalmart" website.

I am trying to think.....have I ever eaten 2 Big Macs in one sitting?   

Not Big Macs, but those little cheeseburgers. I eat two of those in one sitting. 

I love those cheeseburgers - I need to have 2 of them too JSM both with extra pickles. 

[CasuallyCool]

Big Mac 

The Big Mac is a piece of dog, placed between two buns, produced by the specialty bread company McDonalds. The Big Mac is the likely culprit of morbid obesity a sesame-seed-topped, white-bread characterized by the bits of two questionable patties, special sauce, special "sauce," lettuce, cheese, pickles, and onions added to the dough before baking. The "two all-beef patties" are in actuality a combination of shredded school textbook pages and dryer lint. The company that distributes the "all beef patties" is actually called the All Beef Company, which sometimes may cause confusion among most people who believe the patties are made of 100 percent beef. Rumours have also been made that the "Special Sauce" is a mixture of fat and year-old mayonnaise.

You forgot to mention the "super special secret ingrediant" (rumoured to be heroin) which makes Big Macs highly addictive. Some folks have been known to eat 2 at one sitting! These folks are usually featured on the "PeopleOfWalmart" website.

I am trying to think.....have I ever eaten 2 Big Macs in one sitting?   

Not Big Macs, but those little cheeseburgers. I eat two of those in one sitting. 

I love those cheeseburgers - I need to have 2 of them too JSM both with extra pickles. 

White Castle Sliders?

[joesamas mama]

Big Mac 

The Big Mac is a piece of dog, placed between two buns, produced by the specialty bread company McDonalds. The Big Mac is the likely culprit of morbid obesity a sesame-seed-topped, white-bread characterized by the bits of two questionable patties, special sauce, special "sauce," lettuce, cheese, pickles, and onions added to the dough before baking. The "two all-beef patties" are in actuality a combination of shredded school textbook pages and dryer lint. The company that distributes the "all beef patties" is actually called the All Beef Company, which sometimes may cause confusion among most people who believe the patties are made of 100 percent beef. Rumours have also been made that the "Special Sauce" is a mixture of fat and year-old mayonnaise.

You forgot to mention the "super special secret ingrediant" (rumoured to be heroin) which makes Big Macs highly addictive. Some folks have been known to eat 2 at one sitting! These folks are usually featured on the "PeopleOfWalmart" website.

I am trying to think.....have I ever eaten 2 Big Macs in one sitting?   

Not Big Macs, but those little cheeseburgers. I eat two of those in one sitting. 

I love those cheeseburgers - I need to have 2 of them too JSM both with extra pickles. 

Yeah, I used to get them all the time. Two for me extra pickles and no onions, two for Josef dry no onions. That is how he ended up weighing 80 lbs. 

[joesamas mama]

Big Mac 

The Big Mac is a piece of dog, placed between two buns, produced by the specialty bread company McDonalds. The Big Mac is the likely culprit of morbid obesity a sesame-seed-topped, white-bread characterized by the bits of two questionable patties, special sauce, special "sauce," lettuce, cheese, pickles, and onions added to the dough before baking. The "two all-beef patties" are in actuality a combination of shredded school textbook pages and dryer lint. The company that distributes the "all beef patties" is actually called the All Beef Company, which sometimes may cause confusion among most people who believe the patties are made of 100 percent beef. Rumours have also been made that the "Special Sauce" is a mixture of fat and year-old mayonnaise.

You forgot to mention the "super special secret ingrediant" (rumoured to be heroin) which makes Big Macs highly addictive. Some folks have been known to eat 2 at one sitting! These folks are usually featured on the "PeopleOfWalmart" website.

I am trying to think.....have I ever eaten 2 Big Macs in one sitting?   

Not Big Macs, but those little cheeseburgers. I eat two of those in one sitting. 

I love those cheeseburgers - I need to have 2 of them too JSM both with extra pickles. 

White Castle Sliders?

  What is that?

[Fanny Mae]

TRIMM! They found her body!!! 

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