JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD # 7

[Fanny Mae]

Big Mac 

The Big Mac is a piece of dog, placed between two buns, produced by the specialty bread company McDonalds. The Big Mac is the likely culprit of morbid obesity a sesame-seed-topped, white-bread characterized by the bits of two questionable patties, special sauce, special "sauce," lettuce, cheese, pickles, and onions added to the dough before baking. The "two all-beef patties" are in actuality a combination of shredded school textbook pages and dryer lint. The company that distributes the "all beef patties" is actually called the All Beef Company, which sometimes may cause confusion among most people who believe the patties are made of 100 percent beef. Rumours have also been made that the "Special Sauce" is a mixture of fat and year-old mayonnaise.

You forgot to mention the "super special secret ingrediant" (rumoured to be heroin) which makes Big Macs highly addictive. Some folks have been known to eat 2 at one sitting! These folks are usually featured on the "PeopleOfWalmart" website.

I am trying to think.....have I ever eaten 2 Big Macs in one sitting?   

Not Big Macs, but those little cheeseburgers. I eat two of those in one sitting. 

I love those cheeseburgers - I need to have 2 of them too JSM both with extra pickles. 

White Castle Sliders?

  What is that?

Have you ever had little Krystal burgers? Same thing.

[joesamas mama]

Big Mac 

The Big Mac is a piece of dog, placed between two buns, produced by the specialty bread company McDonalds. The Big Mac is the likely culprit of morbid obesity a sesame-seed-topped, white-bread characterized by the bits of two questionable patties, special sauce, special "sauce," lettuce, cheese, pickles, and onions added to the dough before baking. The "two all-beef patties" are in actuality a combination of shredded school textbook pages and dryer lint. The company that distributes the "all beef patties" is actually called the All Beef Company, which sometimes may cause confusion among most people who believe the patties are made of 100 percent beef. Rumours have also been made that the "Special Sauce" is a mixture of fat and year-old mayonnaise.

You forgot to mention the "super special secret ingrediant" (rumoured to be heroin) which makes Big Macs highly addictive. Some folks have been known to eat 2 at one sitting! These folks are usually featured on the "PeopleOfWalmart" website.

I am trying to think.....have I ever eaten 2 Big Macs in one sitting?   

Not Big Macs, but those little cheeseburgers. I eat two of those in one sitting. 

I love those cheeseburgers - I need to have 2 of them too JSM both with extra pickles. 

White Castle Sliders?

  What is that?

Have you ever had little Krystal burgers? Same thing.

I think so, when I was really little.

[CasuallyCool]

7 people killed and 12 shot at a Texas military base?

[Missiontoconvict]

Big Mac 

The Big Mac is a piece of dog, placed between two buns, produced by the specialty bread company McDonalds. The Big Mac is the likely culprit of morbid obesity a sesame-seed-topped, white-bread characterized by the bits of two questionable patties, special sauce, special "sauce," lettuce, cheese, pickles, and onions added to the dough before baking. The "two all-beef patties" are in actuality a combination of shredded school textbook pages and dryer lint. The company that distributes the "all beef patties" is actually called the All Beef Company, which sometimes may cause confusion among most people who believe the patties are made of 100 percent beef. Rumours have also been made that the "Special Sauce" is a mixture of fat and year-old mayonnaise.

You forgot to mention the "super special secret ingrediant" (rumoured to be heroin) which makes Big Macs highly addictive. Some folks have been known to eat 2 at one sitting! These folks are usually featured on the "PeopleOfWalmart" website.

I am trying to think.....have I ever eaten 2 Big Macs in one sitting?   

Not Big Macs, but those little cheeseburgers. I eat two of those in one sitting. 

I love those cheeseburgers - I need to have 2 of them too JSM both with extra pickles. 

White Castle Sliders?

Hate to admit it but I love those things 

[ScareyCarrie]

NBC:  7 dead, 12 injured in Fort Hood shooting
No word from the military base whether the victims are military or civilians

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33678801/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/

[Fanny Mae]

Seven people dead, 12 people injured on the base at Ft Hood Tx, per Fox news. 

Shep is just reporting it as just happened, and says there is one in custody. 

[ScareyCarrie]

Seven people dead, 12 people injured on the base at Ft Hood Tx, per Fox news. 

Shep is just reporting it as just happened, and says there is one in custody. 

read there is still one running around too

[Fanny Mae]

NBC:  7 dead, 12 injured in Fort Hood shooting
No word from the military base whether the victims are military or civilians

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33678801/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/

MSNBC saying one in custody, one on the loose. 

[CasuallyCool]

[Fanny Mae]

NBC:  7 dead, 12 injured in Fort Hood shooting
No word from the military base whether the victims are military or civilians

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33678801/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/

MSNBC saying one in custody, one on the loose. 

NOw both Fox and MSNBC are saying two on the loose.   

[Missiontoconvict]

NBC:  7 dead, 12 injured in Fort Hood shooting
No word from the military base whether the victims are military or civilians

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33678801/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/

[joesamas mama]

OMG, I just got back from downstairs. Please keep updating me on what's going on in Ft Hood. TIA JSm

[Fanny Mae]

OMG, I just got back from downstairs. Please keep updating me on what's going on in Ft Hood. TIA JSm

seven people dead, twenty people wounded, there may have been three shooters, two on loose, and three shooting scenes. Per fox

[joesamas mama]

     

[Fanny Mae]

OMG, I just got back from downstairs. Please keep updating me on what's going on in Ft Hood. TIA JSm

seven people dead, twenty people wounded, there may have been three shooters, two on loose, and three shooting scenes. Per fox

Spokesman from Killeen said the shooters were in "Civies."

[Fanny Mae]

GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS AND THEIR FAMILIES. 

[Northern Rose]

Hi All.  Prayers go out to the families and community.  How horrific.

Just a update on me.  I have my son with the collapsed lung staying with me and they confirmed today that he has H1N1 which he more than likely picked up at the hospital while he was waiting for his xrays on Saturday night.  I am not on line a lot as I have my hands full.

[Fanny Mae]

FBI are enroute.  I can't stop crying. 

[Fanny Mae]

Hi All.  Prayers go out to the families and community.  How horrific.

Just a update on me.  I have my son with the collapsed lung staying with me and they confirmed today that he has H1N1 which he more than likely picked up at the hospital while he was waiting for his xrays on Saturday night.  I am not on line a lot as I have my hands full.

I am praying too, NORTHERN ROSE. 

And I have been praying for your son and your family too. 

[Fanny Mae]

CAVUTO was just talking to an Army Colonel and he was crying trying to talk.....