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Topic: JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD # 7 (Read 403408 times)
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Re: JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD # 7
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Quote from: CasuallyCool on November 05, 2009, 12:26:31 PM
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Re: JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD # 7
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Quote from: no rose colored glasses on November 05, 2009, 12:58:28 PM
Big Mac
The Big Mac is a piece of dog, placed between two buns, produced by the specialty bread company McDonalds. The Big Mac is
the likely culprit of morbid obesity
a sesame-seed-topped, white-bread characterized by the bits of two questionable patties, special sauce, special "sauce," lettuce, cheese, pickles, and onions added to the dough before baking. The "two all-beef patties" are in actuality a combination of shredded school textbook pages and dryer lint. The company that distributes the "all beef patties" is actually called the All Beef Company, which sometimes may cause confusion among most people who believe the patties are made of 100 percent beef. Rumours have also been made that the "Special Sauce" is a mixture of fat and year-old mayonnaise.
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Re: JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD # 7
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November 05, 2009, 01:53:02 PM »
Quote from: CasuallyCool on November 05, 2009, 01:47:45 PM
Quote from: no rose colored glasses on November 05, 2009, 12:58:28 PM
Big Mac
The Big Mac is a piece of dog, placed between two buns, produced by the specialty bread company McDonalds. The Big Mac is
the likely culprit of morbid obesity
a sesame-seed-topped, white-bread characterized by the bits of two questionable patties, special sauce, special "sauce," lettuce, cheese, pickles, and onions added to the dough before baking. The "two all-beef patties" are in actuality a combination of shredded school textbook pages and dryer lint. The company that distributes the "all beef patties" is actually called the All Beef Company, which sometimes may cause confusion among most people who believe the patties are made of 100 percent beef. Rumours have also been made that the "Special Sauce" is a mixture of fat and year-old mayonnaise.
Use your napkin. You have something on your chin, and I think you dripped katsup on your shirt again. JSYK
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Re: JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD # 7
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Quote from: CasuallyCool on November 05, 2009, 12:52:55 PM
Quote from: Fanny Mae on November 05, 2009, 12:49:17 PM
Quote from: CasuallyCool on November 05, 2009, 12:34:22 PM
Okay going slummin for lunch - Big Mac attack
Don't forget to take the keys out of your car, this time.
Drive thru, smart asssssssssssss
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Re: JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD # 7
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November 05, 2009, 01:54:09 PM »
Quote from: CasuallyCool on November 05, 2009, 01:47:45 PM
Quote from: no rose colored glasses on November 05, 2009, 12:58:28 PM
Big Mac
The Big Mac is a piece of dog, placed between two buns, produced by the specialty bread company McDonalds. The Big Mac is
the likely culprit of morbid obesity
a sesame-seed-topped, white-bread characterized by the bits of two questionable patties, special sauce, special "sauce," lettuce, cheese, pickles, and onions added to the dough before baking. The "two all-beef patties" are in actuality a combination of shredded school textbook pages and dryer lint. The company that distributes the "all beef patties" is actually called the All Beef Company, which sometimes may cause confusion among most people who believe the patties are made of 100 percent beef. Rumours have also been made that the "Special Sauce" is a mixture of fat and year-old mayonnaise.
You forgot to mention the "super special secret ingrediant" (rumoured to be heroin) which makes Big Macs highly addictive. Some folks have been known to eat 2 at one sitting! These folks are usually featured on the "PeopleOfWalmart" website.
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Re: JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD # 7
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Reply #2605 on:
November 05, 2009, 01:57:31 PM »
Quote from: Tevye on November 05, 2009, 01:54:09 PM
Quote from: CasuallyCool on November 05, 2009, 01:47:45 PM
Quote from: no rose colored glasses on November 05, 2009, 12:58:28 PM
Big Mac
The Big Mac is a piece of dog, placed between two buns, produced by the specialty bread company McDonalds. The Big Mac is
the likely culprit of morbid obesity
a sesame-seed-topped, white-bread characterized by the bits of two questionable patties, special sauce, special "sauce," lettuce, cheese, pickles, and onions added to the dough before baking. The "two all-beef patties" are in actuality a combination of shredded school textbook pages and dryer lint. The company that distributes the "all beef patties" is actually called the All Beef Company, which sometimes may cause confusion among most people who believe the patties are made of 100 percent beef. Rumours have also been made that the "Special Sauce" is a mixture of fat and year-old mayonnaise.
You forgot to mention the "super special secret ingrediant" (rumoured to be heroin) which makes Big Macs highly addictive. Some folks have been known to eat 2 at one sitting! These folks are usually featured on the "PeopleOfWalmart" website.
I use to be able to eat two, back in high school, after indulging in some Chia.
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Re: JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD # 7
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November 05, 2009, 01:59:16 PM »
Quote from: Fanny Mae on November 05, 2009, 01:22:54 PM
HE'S BACK!!!!! AARP AND AMA ARE ENDORSING THE HEALTH CARE BILL!!!!!
And that my dear friend is why my docs have cancelled their memberships to the AMA.
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Re: JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD # 7
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November 05, 2009, 02:01:36 PM »
Quote from: Fanny Mae on November 05, 2009, 12:42:46 PM
Quote from: trimmonthelake on November 05, 2009, 12:21:51 PM
Fanny,just showed a crowd on FOX saying the Pledge of Allegiance.
I saw it! I saw it!!
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Re: JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD # 7
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Quote from: Tevye on November 05, 2009, 01:38:43 PM
Quote from: CasuallyCool on November 05, 2009, 12:15:51 PM
Quote from: Tevye on November 05, 2009, 12:00:48 PM
Quote from: no rose colored glasses on November 05, 2009, 11:52:30 AM
Tevye the way those leaves are blowing around your ciggie, I hope a fire doesn't start
No worry, all our leaves are GONE! Blown across the street to the woods. Now the snow can come and stay! I have a Christmas tree up in the living room (artificial, but this year I'm doing everything early, just in case...) which I will decorate on Sunday. I'm skipping the Thanksging decorations this year and going right to Christmas!
There'll be none of this "just in case" talk around here.
Dear Sir:
Please be advised that the use of the term "just in case", when used by Ms. Tevye, specifically means "just in case I'm too lazy, or too chemo-out to Griswald my house properly". She wants to assure you that she has no intention of not being here for any holidays for at least the next 20 years.
We are sorry for any consternation this may have caused you.
Sincerely,
DoWeCheatEm & How, Tevye's personal clarification team.
Thanks for the clarification DWCE&H
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Re: JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD # 7
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Reply #2609 on:
November 05, 2009, 02:03:24 PM »
Quote from: CasuallyCool on November 05, 2009, 01:47:45 PM
Quote from: no rose colored glasses on November 05, 2009, 12:58:28 PM
Big Mac
The Big Mac is a piece of dog, placed between two buns, produced by the specialty bread company McDonalds. The Big Mac is
the likely culprit of morbid obesity
a sesame-seed-topped, white-bread characterized by the bits of two questionable patties, special sauce, special "sauce," lettuce, cheese, pickles, and onions added to the dough before baking. The "two all-beef patties" are in actuality a combination of shredded school textbook pages and dryer lint. The company that distributes the "all beef patties" is actually called the All Beef Company, which sometimes may cause confusion among most people who believe the patties are made of 100 percent beef. Rumours have also been made that the "Special Sauce" is a mixture of fat and year-old mayonnaise.
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Re: JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD # 7
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Reply #2610 on:
November 05, 2009, 02:04:27 PM »
Quote from: Tevye on November 05, 2009, 01:38:43 PM
Quote from: CasuallyCool on November 05, 2009, 12:15:51 PM
Quote from: Tevye on November 05, 2009, 12:00:48 PM
Quote from: no rose colored glasses on November 05, 2009, 11:52:30 AM
Tevye the way those leaves are blowing around your ciggie, I hope a fire doesn't start
No worry, all our leaves are GONE! Blown across the street to the woods. Now the snow can come and stay! I have a Christmas tree up in the living room (artificial, but this year I'm doing everything early, just in case...) which I will decorate on Sunday. I'm skipping the Thanksging decorations this year and going right to Christmas!
There'll be none of this "just in case" talk around here.
Dear Sir:
Please be advised that the use of the term "just in case", when used by Ms. Tevye, specifically means "just in case I'm too lazy, or too chemo-out to
Griswald my house
properly". She wants to assure you that she has no intention of not being here for any holidays for at least the next 20 years.
We are sorry for any consternation this may have caused you.
Sincerely,
DoWeCheatEm & How, Tevye's personal clarification team.
LMAO!!!! That a girl - thank you for the clarification.
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Re: JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD # 7
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November 05, 2009, 02:08:13 PM »
Quote from: Tevye on November 05, 2009, 01:42:43 PM
Quote from: Missiontoconvict on November 05, 2009, 12:23:35 PM
Quote from: no rose colored glasses on November 05, 2009, 11:50:58 AM
Quote from: joesamas mama on November 05, 2009, 11:15:15 AM
Quote from: no rose colored glasses on November 05, 2009, 11:04:15 AM
Quote from: Fanny Mae on November 05, 2009, 10:54:43 AM
NOROSE,
are you running your virus scanners and spy ware software?
We are up to date on that, and we do run for viruses, but other than that, I'm just
I'm going to walk Zoe, and am afraid what will be on the computer when I get back
Run a Malware scan maybe that will help.
Thanks, I would if I even know what that was
CC's avi is just killing me this morning, there is a lady that works over here at Walmart, that sort of has eyes like that, and when I talk to someone I like to look them in the eyes and it is hard with her.....
Are you doing ok Tevye?
Mission, yeah, I'm ok. Just tired and stressed, but ultimately ok. Thanks for asking!
I know it is easy for me to say not to stress BUT try not to stress all it does is cause wrinkles.
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Re: JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD # 7
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Reply #2612 on:
November 05, 2009, 02:09:23 PM »
Quote from: Fanny Mae on November 05, 2009, 01:53:02 PM
Quote from: CasuallyCool on November 05, 2009, 01:47:45 PM
Quote from: no rose colored glasses on November 05, 2009, 12:58:28 PM
Big Mac
The Big Mac is a piece of dog, placed between two buns, produced by the specialty bread company McDonalds. The Big Mac is
the likely culprit of morbid obesity
a sesame-seed-topped, white-bread characterized by the bits of two questionable patties, special sauce, special "sauce," lettuce, cheese, pickles, and onions added to the dough before baking. The "two all-beef patties" are in actuality a combination of shredded school textbook pages and dryer lint. The company that distributes the "all beef patties" is actually called the All Beef Company, which sometimes may cause confusion among most people who believe the patties are made of 100 percent beef. Rumours have also been made that the "Special Sauce" is a mixture of fat and year-old mayonnaise.
Use your napkin. You have something on your chin, and I think you dripped katsup on your shirt again. JSYK
And I bet the shirt is white.
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Re: JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD # 7
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Reply #2613 on:
November 05, 2009, 02:11:40 PM »
Quote from: Tevye on November 05, 2009, 01:54:09 PM
Quote from: CasuallyCool on November 05, 2009, 01:47:45 PM
Quote from: no rose colored glasses on November 05, 2009, 12:58:28 PM
Big Mac
The Big Mac is a piece of dog, placed between two buns, produced by the specialty bread company McDonalds. The Big Mac is
the likely culprit of morbid obesity
a sesame-seed-topped, white-bread characterized by the bits of two questionable patties, special sauce, special "sauce," lettuce, cheese, pickles, and onions added to the dough before baking. The "two all-beef patties" are in actuality a combination of shredded school textbook pages and dryer lint. The company that distributes the "all beef patties" is actually called the All Beef Company, which sometimes may cause confusion among most people who believe the patties are made of 100 percent beef. Rumours have also been made that the "Special Sauce" is a mixture of fat and year-old mayonnaise.
You forgot to mention the "super special secret ingrediant" (rumoured to be heroin) which makes Big Macs highly addictive. Some folks have been known to eat 2 at one sitting! These folks are usually featured on the "PeopleOfWalmart" website.
I am trying to think.....have I ever eaten 2 Big Macs in one sitting?
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Re: JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD # 7
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Reply #2614 on:
November 05, 2009, 02:19:02 PM »
Quote from: Missiontoconvict on November 05, 2009, 02:11:40 PM
Quote from: Tevye on November 05, 2009, 01:54:09 PM
Quote from: CasuallyCool on November 05, 2009, 01:47:45 PM
Quote from: no rose colored glasses on November 05, 2009, 12:58:28 PM
Big Mac
The Big Mac is a piece of dog, placed between two buns, produced by the specialty bread company McDonalds. The Big Mac is
the likely culprit of morbid obesity
a sesame-seed-topped, white-bread characterized by the bits of two questionable patties, special sauce, special "sauce," lettuce, cheese, pickles, and onions added to the dough before baking. The "two all-beef patties" are in actuality a combination of shredded school textbook pages and dryer lint. The company that distributes the "all beef patties" is actually called the All Beef Company, which sometimes may cause confusion among most people who believe the patties are made of 100 percent beef. Rumours have also been made that the "Special Sauce" is a mixture of fat and year-old mayonnaise.
You forgot to mention the "super special secret ingrediant" (rumoured to be heroin) which makes Big Macs highly addictive. Some folks have been known to eat 2 at one sitting! These folks are usually featured on the "PeopleOfWalmart" website.
I am trying to think.....have I ever eaten 2 Big Macs in one sitting?
Not Big Macs, but those little cheeseburgers. I eat two of those in one sitting.
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Re: JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD # 7
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Reply #2615 on:
November 05, 2009, 02:27:24 PM »
Quote from: joesamas mama on November 05, 2009, 02:19:02 PM
Quote from: Missiontoconvict on November 05, 2009, 02:11:40 PM
Quote from: Tevye on November 05, 2009, 01:54:09 PM
Quote from: CasuallyCool on November 05, 2009, 01:47:45 PM
Quote from: no rose colored glasses on November 05, 2009, 12:58:28 PM
Big Mac
The Big Mac is a piece of dog, placed between two buns, produced by the specialty bread company McDonalds. The Big Mac is
the likely culprit of morbid obesity
a sesame-seed-topped, white-bread characterized by the bits of two questionable patties, special sauce, special "sauce," lettuce, cheese, pickles, and onions added to the dough before baking. The "two all-beef patties" are in actuality a combination of shredded school textbook pages and dryer lint. The company that distributes the "all beef patties" is actually called the All Beef Company, which sometimes may cause confusion among most people who believe the patties are made of 100 percent beef. Rumours have also been made that the "Special Sauce" is a mixture of fat and year-old mayonnaise.
You forgot to mention the "super special secret ingrediant" (rumoured to be heroin) which makes Big Macs highly addictive. Some folks have been known to eat 2 at one sitting! These folks are usually featured on the "PeopleOfWalmart" website.
I am trying to think.....have I ever eaten 2 Big Macs in one sitting?
Not Big Macs, but those little cheeseburgers. I eat two of those in one sitting.
I love those cheeseburgers - I need to have 2 of them too JSM both with extra pickles.
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Re: JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD # 7
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Reply #2616 on:
November 05, 2009, 02:31:17 PM »
Quote from: Missiontoconvict on November 05, 2009, 02:27:24 PM
Quote from: joesamas mama on November 05, 2009, 02:19:02 PM
Quote from: Missiontoconvict on November 05, 2009, 02:11:40 PM
Quote from: Tevye on November 05, 2009, 01:54:09 PM
Quote from: CasuallyCool on November 05, 2009, 01:47:45 PM
Quote from: no rose colored glasses on November 05, 2009, 12:58:28 PM
Big Mac
The Big Mac is a piece of dog, placed between two buns, produced by the specialty bread company McDonalds. The Big Mac is
the likely culprit of morbid obesity
a sesame-seed-topped, white-bread characterized by the bits of two questionable patties, special sauce, special "sauce," lettuce, cheese, pickles, and onions added to the dough before baking. The "two all-beef patties" are in actuality a combination of shredded school textbook pages and dryer lint. The company that distributes the "all beef patties" is actually called the All Beef Company, which sometimes may cause confusion among most people who believe the patties are made of 100 percent beef. Rumours have also been made that the "Special Sauce" is a mixture of fat and year-old mayonnaise.
You forgot to mention the "super special secret ingrediant" (rumoured to be heroin) which makes Big Macs highly addictive. Some folks have been known to eat 2 at one sitting! These folks are usually featured on the "PeopleOfWalmart" website.
I am trying to think.....have I ever eaten 2 Big Macs in one sitting?
Not Big Macs, but those little cheeseburgers. I eat two of those in one sitting.
I love those cheeseburgers - I need to have 2 of them too JSM both with extra pickles.
White Castle Sliders?
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Reply #2617 on:
November 05, 2009, 02:32:11 PM »
Quote from: Missiontoconvict on November 05, 2009, 02:27:24 PM
Quote from: joesamas mama on November 05, 2009, 02:19:02 PM
Quote from: Missiontoconvict on November 05, 2009, 02:11:40 PM
Quote from: Tevye on November 05, 2009, 01:54:09 PM
Quote from: CasuallyCool on November 05, 2009, 01:47:45 PM
Quote from: no rose colored glasses on November 05, 2009, 12:58:28 PM
Big Mac
The Big Mac is a piece of dog, placed between two buns, produced by the specialty bread company McDonalds. The Big Mac is
the likely culprit of morbid obesity
a sesame-seed-topped, white-bread characterized by the bits of two questionable patties, special sauce, special "sauce," lettuce, cheese, pickles, and onions added to the dough before baking. The "two all-beef patties" are in actuality a combination of shredded school textbook pages and dryer lint. The company that distributes the "all beef patties" is actually called the All Beef Company, which sometimes may cause confusion among most people who believe the patties are made of 100 percent beef. Rumours have also been made that the "Special Sauce" is a mixture of fat and year-old mayonnaise.
You forgot to mention the "super special secret ingrediant" (rumoured to be heroin) which makes Big Macs highly addictive. Some folks have been known to eat 2 at one sitting! These folks are usually featured on the "PeopleOfWalmart" website.
I am trying to think.....have I ever eaten 2 Big Macs in one sitting?
Not Big Macs, but those little cheeseburgers. I eat two of those in one sitting.
I love those cheeseburgers - I need to have 2 of them too JSM both with extra pickles.
Yeah, I used to get them all the time. Two for me extra pickles and no onions, two for Josef dry no onions. That is how he ended up weighing 80 lbs.
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Quote from: Missiontoconvict on November 05, 2009, 02:27:24 PM
Quote from: joesamas mama on November 05, 2009, 02:19:02 PM
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Quote from: no rose colored glasses on November 05, 2009, 12:58:28 PM
Big Mac
The Big Mac is a piece of dog, placed between two buns, produced by the specialty bread company McDonalds. The Big Mac is
the likely culprit of morbid obesity
a sesame-seed-topped, white-bread characterized by the bits of two questionable patties, special sauce, special "sauce," lettuce, cheese, pickles, and onions added to the dough before baking. The "two all-beef patties" are in actuality a combination of shredded school textbook pages and dryer lint. The company that distributes the "all beef patties" is actually called the All Beef Company, which sometimes may cause confusion among most people who believe the patties are made of 100 percent beef. Rumours have also been made that the "Special Sauce" is a mixture of fat and year-old mayonnaise.
You forgot to mention the "super special secret ingrediant" (rumoured to be heroin) which makes Big Macs highly addictive. Some folks have been known to eat 2 at one sitting! These folks are usually featured on the "PeopleOfWalmart" website.
I am trying to think.....have I ever eaten 2 Big Macs in one sitting?
Not Big Macs, but those little cheeseburgers. I eat two of those in one sitting.
I love those cheeseburgers - I need to have 2 of them too JSM both with extra pickles.
White Castle Sliders?
What is that?
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