JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD #9

[no rose colored glasses]

I love my new laptop, and last night was fine, I could sit on the couch, type, etc. No problem. I have now been booted off my couch by a 50+ pound dog. I am on the floor with the laptop on the doll coffin (coffee table). He is not liking this laptop at all. 

  I have never heard of a coffee table being referred to as a doll coffin, but I like it, and will now call my coffee table that 

[Northern Rose]

Autistic boy airlifted to Halifax hospital after he's found in woods

SOUTH BAR, N.S. - An autistic boy who survived two frigid nights lost in a densely wooded area of Cape Breton probably saved himself by seeking shelter under a thick carpet of underbrush and huddling next to his dog in the snow, searchers said Monday.

Seven-year-old James Delorey was unconscious and suffering from severe hypothermia when he was found around 12:15 p.m.

His dog, a mixed-breed named Chance, had emerged from the marshy forest north of Sydney about two hours earlier, spurring searchers to redouble their efforts to find the little boy.

James was in critical condition when he was picked up by helicopter and taken to the IWK Health Centre in Halifax, the largest children's hospital in the Maritimes.

"He had severe hypothermia and was unresponsive," said Paul Maynard, a spokesman for Nova Scotia's Emergency Health Services.

"He did have very weak vital signs. That's why we transported him and are trying to warm him up and get those vital signs back to a normal range. Our fingers are crossed. Hopefully a miracle will happen and he will pull through."

MORE...

http://www.am770chqr.com/News/National/Article.aspx?id=166416

[joesamas mama]

http://www.usmagazine.com/healthylifestyle/news/tiger-woods-didnt-wear-condoms-with-two-flings-2009712

Now do we want to take bets which one of Tigers...Lioness will be hollering Tiger is my baby's daddy

If I was Tigers wife I would be furious that he did not respect me enough as the mother of his children to use protection ::MonkeyMad::for STDS or reproduction.

Well, that's just great, and I just heard on the news, woman number 10 has come forward 

I'll be dang, imagine that No Rose, next we will be hearing that KC and Sock boy Lee worked a golf tournement parking cars in Florida and KC will be Number 11. 

Oh dear lord please let me be wrong, that could be a Baez defense. 

  I swear that wouldn't surprise me.  Elin should move out, but if I were her, I would make sure that I would not give up until I had millions and millions of his money, money may not buy happiness, but the revenge part is what would keep me going 

No Rose, the revenge would get me going too! I hope she takes those kids back to Sweden or whatever Nordic part of the world she is from and lets Tiger have his bimbos. But after she takes him to the cleaners!

[joesamas mama]

Nite monkeys, I am very tired. I didn't sleep well last night and need to go to bed early tonight. If I can't sleep I will be back. I can't wait til I have wireless and can sit on the bed and be on the computer. 

[Northern Rose]

http://www.usmagazine.com/healthylifestyle/news/tiger-woods-didnt-wear-condoms-with-two-flings-2009712

Now do we want to take bets which one of Tigers...Lioness will be hollering Tiger is my baby's daddy

If I was Tigers wife I would be furious that he did not respect me enough as the mother of his children to use protection ::MonkeyMad::for STDS or reproduction.

Well, that's just great, and I just heard on the news, woman number 10 has come forward 

I'll be dang, imagine that No Rose, next we will be hearing that KC and Sock boy Lee worked a golf tournement parking cars in Florida and KC will be Number 11. 

Oh dear lord please let me be wrong, that could be a Baez defense. 

I am betting Bobo's defense would be ugly poking   

[Northern Rose]

Tiger Woods' wife packs kids, Tupperware and moves out?
Mon Dec 07,2009 6:48 PM ET By Rick Chandler

Elin Nordegren has allegedly moved out of the Orlando home she shared with husband Tiger Woods, according to Radar Online. My guess is that Elin's mom talked some sense into the young lady.

    Elin Nordegren had enough and moved out of the $2.6 million Windermere home, neighbors and other sources close to Tiger, told RadarOnline.com exclusively. Sources say that Elin is living nearby in another house.

Please prepare for the Apple Daily Online computer simulation of Nordegren packing her car and leaving a note for the nanny.

    Tiger and his reps are keeping Elin's move top secret and hope she will come back to the house as soon as possible. They don't want any publicity about what is going on in the marriage since Tiger's cheating was revealed.

Meanwhile, TMZ is reporting that the Florida Highway patrol wanted to get blood alcohol test results from the hospital that treated Woods following the crash, because is wife had told them that he had consumed alcohol earlier that day. A subpoena for the results was ultimately denied by the state attorney's office due to lack of evidence, however.      Guess the marriage counseling was a big, expensive waste of time.

Marriage counselor may be #11...FORE!

[Northern Rose]

Nite monkeys, I am very tired. I didn't sleep well last night and need to go to bed early tonight. If I can't sleep I will be back. I can't wait til I have wireless and can sit on the bed and be on the computer. 

Night JSM and Josef.  -38 expected tonight.  I had to go out to plug in my car.  Sorry if I missed you.

[Northern Rose]

TIGER’S RUMORED WOMEN:

1.)    Rachel Uchitel. The club hostess was the first of the women to be linked to Woods after the National Enquirer reported that she traveled to Australia to be with Woods during a golf tournament there. So far, she has denied the affair.

2.)    Jamie Grubbs. The 24-year-old reality show contestant  and cocktail waitress claims she carried on a 31-month-long affair with Woods until his crash last month. She offered a Woods voicemail to prove it.

3.)    Kalika Moquin. The 27-year-old club manager from Las Vegas is reported to have had a brief sexual relationship with Woods. She would neither confirm nor deny the report.

4.)    Cori Rist. The 31-year-old swimsuit model reportedly met Woods at a Manhattan club last year before they began a sexual relationship that led to Woods flying her out to various secret locations for hook-ups, and her introducing the golfer to her 7-year-old son.

5.)    Jamie Jungers. The 26-year-old, who sold her story to a British newspaper, is a former employee of Trashy Girls Lingerie. She said she met Woods in Las Vegas.

6.)    Mindy Lawton. The 33-year-old pancake house waitress from Orlando claims she was dumped by Woods in 2007. According to the Post, it was her affair with Woods that was caught on camera by the National Enquirer, when he was snapped dropping her off at her trailer park. The threatening news later led to a Woods Men’s Fitness cover in exchange for the magazine’s silence about the alleged affair, the New York Post reports.

7.)    Holly Sampson. The 36-year-old from Los Angeles is a former porn star, who has starred in such films as “OMG, Stop Tickling Me” and “Flying Solo 2.” According to the Sun, she has neither confirmed nor denied her affair with Woods.

8.)    Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 8. A former cocktail waitress from Orlando, Fla. does want to reveal her identity yet, according to her attorney Michael O’Quinn. But this she has said: at the time the affair allegedly began, she was 20 years old and met Woods at the Roxy in Orlando, where she was a VIP server.

9.)    Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 9 is reported to be a “sexy” British TV presenter who was single at the time, but is now married.

10.) Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 10. is reported in a UK paper to be a “sex-addicted cougar.”

[Brandi]

Tiger Woods' wife packs kids, Tupperware and moves out?
Mon Dec 07,2009 6:48 PM ET By Rick Chandler

Elin Nordegren has allegedly moved out of the Orlando home she shared with husband Tiger Woods, according to Radar Online. My guess is that Elin's mom talked some sense into the young lady.

    Elin Nordegren had enough and moved out of the $2.6 million Windermere home, neighbors and other sources close to Tiger, told RadarOnline.com exclusively. Sources say that Elin is living nearby in another house.

Please prepare for the Apple Daily Online computer simulation of Nordegren packing her car and leaving a note for the nanny.

    Tiger and his reps are keeping Elin's move top secret and hope she will come back to the house as soon as possible. They don't want any publicity about what is going on in the marriage since Tiger's cheating was revealed.

Meanwhile, TMZ is reporting that the Florida Highway patrol wanted to get blood alcohol test results from the hospital that treated Woods following the crash, because is wife had told them that he had consumed alcohol earlier that day. A subpoena for the results was ultimately denied by the state attorney's office due to lack of evidence, however.      Guess the marriage counseling was a big, expensive waste of time.

Had just told my husband eariler this evening, if she had any sense, she would move out immediately and make a statement to the world loudly that she would not put up with this for herself or her family.

Seems her mother may have said the same thing. LOL

Now, go Elin ... take him for all you can get for yourself and your kids. He turned his back on you and the family long ago, it appears.

JMO

Applause monkey icon should go right here, I just don't know how to find one 

Let me lend you a hand, lending me a hand. LOL

[no rose colored glasses]

Good night JSM and Josef.  Wow, thanks for the list of Tiger's bimbos, he sure isn't picky 

[Brandi]

Nite monkeys, I am very tired. I didn't sleep well last night and need to go to bed early tonight. If I can't sleep I will be back. I can't wait til I have wireless and can sit on the bed and be on the computer. 

Good night you two!



That's as close to a good night monkey I have made. LOL

I need to make a good night monkey!

Anyway, good night, JSM and Josef!

[Babybear]

I'll bet Elin has known about Tiger's sexual forays for some time.  In my experience, the wife usually knows after a short time has passed. So long as she thinks nobody else knows, she doesn't have to acknowledge it or take any action about it.  But when other people know, her embarrassment demands she take some action, such as leaving or filing for divorce.

Many women stay with philandering husbands because it is too difficult to raise and support children alone.  And the truth is, sometimes that's the best thing to do.  But in this case, that's not an obstacle for Elin.  She has and will have as much money as she and the children will ever need.

What an idiot Tiger Wood is.  He had the world.  A beautiful wife, a couple of cute kids, the best career a golfer ever had, made the most money of any athlete, and he threw it all away for a bunch of(at least 10) bimbos.  Arrogant fool.  Believed his own publicity.

[Babybear]

'Night,JSM and Joe. Have you ever noticed that dogs are like kids in many ways?  For instance, if you're on the phone they get into something just like a kid.  In Joe's case tonight, he seems to be jealous of the new laptop and claimed the couch in retaliation.  They are all different and all so interesting to watch and live with.

'Night all other Monk-monks.

[Brandi]

I'll bet Elin has known about Tiger's sexual forays for some time.  In my experience, the wife usually knows after a short time has passed. So long as she thinks nobody else knows, she doesn't have to acknowledge it or take any action about it.  But when other people know, her embarrassment demands she take some action, such as leaving or filing for divorce.

Many women stay with philandering husbands because it is too difficult to raise and support children alone.  And the truth is, sometimes that's the best thing to do.  But in this case, that's not an obstacle for Elin.  She has and will have as much money as she and the children will ever need.

What an idiot Tiger Wood is.  He had the world.  A beautiful wife, a couple of cute kids, the best career a golfer ever had, made the most money of any athlete, and he threw it all away for a bunch of(at least 10) bimbos.  Arrogant fool.  Believed his own publicity.

Well put, Babybear!

[trimmonthelake]

Scared Monkeys 2009 Christmas Mug

http://www.cafepress.com/scaredmonkeys.419017322

[trimmonthelake]

RPT:BLonde woman taken out on stretcher......to hospital.   
Must be one of the girlfriends.


Tiger's wife has moved out.     I think they said she will be returning to where she came from.
She is gonna live in a mansion that you have to travel by ferry to get to. 

I'll try to find the article. 


Good Morning.   

[trimmonthelake]

Woman Taken to Hospital From Woods' Home

Tuesday, December 08, 2009
 There are reports of a rescue call in the Florida neighborhood where Tiger Woods crashed his SUV nearly two weeks ago.

According to WESH-TV, a woman was taken from Woods' multimillion-dollar home "on advanced life support" after firefighters received a call at 2:36 a.m. Tuesday.

The station said footage appeared to show a blonde woman on a stretcher.

Witnesses say an ambulance transported the female patient to Health Central Hospital.

A black SUV, similar to the one Woods crashed the Friday after Thanksgiving, showed up at the hospital minutes later.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,579698,00.html

[trimmonthelake]

http://www.wftv.com/news/21890426/detail.html
TMZ: Woods Admitted For Drug Overdose
Trooper Wanted BAC Test For Woods

Posted: 5:28 pm EST December 7, 2009

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WINDERMERE, Fla. -- The celebrity gossip Web site TMZ reported that Tiger Woods was admitted to a hospital and his medical charts were marked "OD."

The information came from sources connected to the hospital, according to TMZ. Doctors allegedly had to put Woods on a breathing tube because the golf star was having trouble breathing.

TMZ also reported that Woods was listed under an alias; which was changed to another alias during his stay at the hospital.

Elin Moves Out
Elin Nordegren has moved out of the Windermere, Fla., home she shared with husband Tiger Woods, RadarOnline.com reported.

The Web site said Nordegren has moved into a home in the same neighborhood.

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[trimmonthelake]

I'll bet Elin has known about Tiger's sexual forays for some time.  In my experience, the wife usually knows after a short time has passed. So long as she thinks nobody else knows, she doesn't have to acknowledge it or take any action about it.  But when other people know, her embarrassment demands she take some action, such as leaving or filing for divorce.

Many women stay with philandering husbands because it is too difficult to raise and support children alone.  And the truth is, sometimes that's the best thing to do.  But in this case, that's not an obstacle for Elin.  She has and will have as much money as she and the children will ever need.

What an idiot Tiger Wood is.  He had the world.  A beautiful wife, a couple of cute kids, the best career a golfer ever had, made the most money of any athlete, and he threw it all away for a bunch of(at least 10) bimbos.  Arrogant fool.  Believed his own publicity.

Well put, Babybear!

I agree!

[trimmonthelake]

Nite monkeys, I am very tired. I didn't sleep well last night and need to go to bed early tonight. If I can't sleep I will be back. I can't wait til I have wireless and can sit on the bed and be on the computer. 

Night JSM and Josef.  -38 expected tonight.  I had to go out to plug in my car.  Sorry if I missed you.

-38     We need a freezing my buns off monkeys.