JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD # 8

[joesamas mama]

All this talk about exercise is making me hungry. 

Me too, I'm making sandwiches    Those balance balls are dangerous, I wasn't even using one, and my daughter had hers in the middle of her room, and I went flying over it and onto her bed 

  At least it was a balance ball and not a bowling ball. 

I've also tripped over some weights she lets randomly sit on the floor, and someother exercise contraption. My Walmart has quite a collection of people in it, weird thing is you don't see those people anywhere else, not Target the grocery store, no other store. It's like they come in the store and get sucked into some hole, because you don't see them anywhere else 

  I guess I just don't notice, but I don't go to Walmart except during Christmas or if I do go, it is just to the plant section.

Now I have seen some people at Petsmart that could be on People of Walmart.  Women wearing the same type of sweater as their dog.   

[Sassycat]

 I've also tripped over some weights she lets randomly sit on the floor, and someother exercise contraption. My Walmart has quite a collection of people in it, weird thing is you don't see those people anywhere else, not Target the grocery store, no other store. It's like they come in the store and get sucked into some hole, because you don't see them anywhere else 

   That's why I haven't been to Walmart in over a year.   The place freaks me out.   

[joesamas mama]

  I am outta here my monkey friends.You know what they say,1 dead squirrel on the porch means two dogs get a bath.
   

See you in the morning.   

  I guess they rolled in the dead squirrel. 

I can't figure out why dogs like to roll in stuff, Zoe if I let her loves to roll in bird droppings. The first time she did that I was shocked 

Ewww, Josef never rolled in stuff but he used to eat the trimmings of the horses hooves when we lived in the country. That was totally disgusting.

Now he licks the grass where other dogs I think have peed. So grosses me out. 

[joesamas mama]

 I've also tripped over some weights she lets randomly sit on the floor, and someother exercise contraption. My Walmart has quite a collection of people in it, weird thing is you don't see those people anywhere else, not Target the grocery store, no other store. It's like they come in the store and get sucked into some hole, because you don't see them anywhere else 

   That's why I haven't been to Walmart in over a year.   The place freaks me out.   

Same here Sassy.

[no rose colored glasses]

Zoe never licks the grass, but she can't get her nose away with her sniffing 

[joesamas mama]

Zoe never licks the grass, but she can't get her nose away with her sniffing 

Oh he is sniff, sniff, sniff, lick the grass and then a dribble of pee just for effect I think. I'm telling you guys Josef is crazy.

My mom called today to tell me she had a dream that I had an animal living with me and no one would visit, come over and I became a recluse. I told her to lay off the pain medicine and it was the monkeys, not Josef that keeps me at home. 

[joesamas mama]

Nite Monkeys. Josef is eating his ice and will want to go to bed soon. I let him play with the dang rawhide he brought in, but I threw it off the balcony about two seconds later. It smelled really bad.

Sleep well, I will see you all in the morning and if I don't HAPPY THANKSGIVING on Thursday.

Luv y'all bunches JSM 

[no rose colored glasses]

Have a good night JSM and Josef, and have a great Thanksgiving.

[theboyzmom]

SKATEBOARDING DOG PLAYING VIDEO GAME

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/FdgO3cEYYTw&amp;color1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/FdgO3cEYYTw&amp;color1</a>

Awesome!     
Any of you guys have a Wii balance board?   Its alot of fun.    I have a new game for Christmas - Wii skiing and snowboarding - using the balance board.   Should be fun.   Can't wait for Christmas so  I can play!   Maybe I can teach my cats to play.   

I have Wii fitness that never gets used BUT.....it WILL after the first of the year I may have to check into that balance board, but heck my balance has gone down hill with each year 

I just got the Biggest Loser Wii game and its so cool to use with the balance board.    You play as though you're an actual contestant.   I picked Bob as my trainer because I didn't want Jillian to yell at me.   

I just got the new Wii game Your Shape - it actually scans you in with a camara and has you work out and yells if you don't do it right  - I may have to go back to the Wii fit - at least the little board does not yell!

[Missiontoconvict]

  I see you up there Tevye! Sending you some monkey hugs.   

Gotta walk the Digger dog.He has a dead squirrel on the porch. 

Hey Trimm! I'm just about finished with the 10 page paper that is due at 11:59 tonight. It will be the first paper I've handed in on time since about July, when all this other carp started. I've been berry berry good about staying on task today, but I just HAD to come and see what the monkeys were up to. Loved the story about shopping on Black Friday, my sisters and I used to do it like that. Now, I pick one store and try and talk myself out ofit. This year, tho, I will have to go to Target, they have the Lego's my grandsons want. Darn little buggers, they get me to do the damndest things!

See yas later, when the paper is done!

[Missiontoconvict]

  I see you up there Tevye! Sending you some monkey hugs.   

Gotta walk the Digger dog.He has a dead squirrel on the porch. 

Digger is a real killer that boy - get him on the KC Anthony jury. 

[Missiontoconvict]

Hubby has a Wii.Bowling is pretty fun.He love to play video games.
I usually play the Playstation 2 with my sidekick or my DS lite.   

I like playing both those systems, too.   For the DS lite - buy the game  "Cradle for Rome".  Its my fav and it sells on Amazon for only about $15.00.   

Whatcha gonna do with Digger's squirrel?     

Hi from me too, Tevye.   Hope you're doing well.

Drive safe Mission.       You gotta get the Biggest Loser game.   You really don't even have to have a Wii balance board to play it - but it is more fun with it because it tells you how much you weigh and how much you've lost (or gained each week).   lol.   Its pretty cool.   I like working out with it because the time goes by quickly.

You have me convinced Sass - I just told the husband how much I need this game for Christmas - I did a good job selling it ............he went like this after I told him about all the benefits 

[Missiontoconvict]

The last time I played a video game was so long ago, one Christmas we bought the kids somekind of video game system with Mario Bros games. I have no clue, and when you are getting your azz beat everytime by a 6 and 8 year old, I figured and told them when you are my age, you are not to play video games  They believed me, so that ended that. Even my husband had no clue 

Can't remember what system my daughter had but it had the game Lion King - seriously she was 5 and kicked my butt - I never did get to the end of the game and I worked on it for a year and a half 

[Missiontoconvict]

Sassy how does it know how much you weigh? Does it have a scale with it?    It would make me cry because I would probably gain, not lose.

yes - it has a scale and it is always wrong.  It weighs me about 30 pounds lighter than I really am.       That's why I like it.     

SOLD!!!!!!

[Missiontoconvict]

OMG I will not play a game that tells me my weight, just what I want a game screaming out my weight, and then it will probably yell that my hair doesn't flatter my face 

 

[Missiontoconvict]

SKATEBOARDING DOG PLAYING VIDEO GAME

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/FdgO3cEYYTw&amp;color1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/FdgO3cEYYTw&amp;color1</a>

Awesome!     
Any of you guys have a Wii balance board?   Its alot of fun.    I have a new game for Christmas - Wii skiing and snowboarding - using the balance board.   Should be fun.   Can't wait for Christmas so  I can play!   Maybe I can teach my cats to play.   

I don't have a Wii because that is exercise and exercise kills. 

I probably should get one, my skating coach has one and loves it. She plays soccer and bowling. I can barely balance on two feet much less a balance board. Is that like one of those balance balls?

I think you would like it, JSM.   You must have good balance if you can skate!   I can't ice skate worth a crap!
The board is big - like 15 inches X 24 inches or so.   Its big enough to balance on while you exercise or play games. 

I tried one of those balance balls one time and rolled off it and my hair was caught underneath and I couldn't get up. I think balancing on skates is easier for me because I am moving not standing still. 

OUCH I bet you would be good at the balancing JSM

[Missiontoconvict]

Me too....I am having a Philly Steak n' Cheese Bomb w/ French Fries   and a big fat cream puff later.

Nummmm I love cream puffs  BLT's fries and baked beans here.

[Missiontoconvict]

A big beef and bean burrito with extra cheese on top for me. Lemon pound cake for dessert.

 

Lemon pound cake 

[Missiontoconvict]

OMG I will not play a game that tells me my weight, just what I want a game screaming out my weight, and then it will probably yell that my hair doesn't flatter my face 

 

did you read what Tupelo posted about Shaeffer?Check it out.

It outrages me - I can't believe this case it makes my blood boil. I had to come here to settle down and I have been laughing my rear off all by myself but I am having fun.

[Missiontoconvict]

All this talk about exercise is making me hungry. 

Me too, I'm making sandwiches    Those balance balls are dangerous, I wasn't even using one, and my daughter had hers in the middle of her room, and I went flying over it and onto her bed 

Just had BBQ chicken and a sweet potatoe.     

How does anyone lose weight with a balance ball?