JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD # 8

[joesamas mama]

   

I started to put out my Christmas lights and my blue net lights are half dead, I got the roof of my balcony icicle lights up. The bottom ones were half dead so I chucked those out. Now I have to go out and buy more. I knew I should have bought some icicle lights at Walgreens today. They were 50% off. 

Awww.  be careful going out tonight - always a lot of drunk drivers on holidays.

Oh, I'm not going anywhere tonight. Cowboy game should be about over, that brings out all the drunks and rednecks. Plus I am already in my jammies just waiting on Josef to go on his last walk so I can take of my bra!! Once that dang this is off, it doesn't come back on til morning. 

Good - then we don't have to worry about you.     
Dallas is winning - so I'm sure they're all partying hard.     
I'm off to watch the rest of the game.  Night everyone. 

Shoot!! I got logged out before I got to tell you Good Night and I love your Christmas Avi, in fact, I love all of them.   

Are you leaving as well Fanny. I wanted to tell you I baked a pie today.  You would be so proud.

[Fanny Mae]

   

I started to put out my Christmas lights and my blue net lights are half dead, I got the roof of my balcony icicle lights up. The bottom ones were half dead so I chucked those out. Now I have to go out and buy more. I knew I should have bought some icicle lights at Walgreens today. They were 50% off. 

Awww.  be careful going out tonight - always a lot of drunk drivers on holidays.

Oh, I'm not going anywhere tonight. Cowboy game should be about over, that brings out all the drunks and rednecks. Plus I am already in my jammies just waiting on Josef to go on his last walk so I can take of my bra!! Once that dang this is off, it doesn't come back on til morning. 

Good - then we don't have to worry about you.     
Dallas is winning - so I'm sure they're all partying hard.     
I'm off to watch the rest of the game.  Night everyone. 

Shoot!! I got logged out before I got to tell you Good Night and I love your Christmas Avi, in fact, I love all of them.   

Are you leaving as well Fanny. I wanted to tell you I baked a pie today.  You would be so proud.

No, I was tell Sassy goodnight.

You did?  Was it a Sara Lee? 

[joesamas mama]

   

I started to put out my Christmas lights and my blue net lights are half dead, I got the roof of my balcony icicle lights up. The bottom ones were half dead so I chucked those out. Now I have to go out and buy more. I knew I should have bought some icicle lights at Walgreens today. They were 50% off. 

Awww.  be careful going out tonight - always a lot of drunk drivers on holidays.

Oh, I'm not going anywhere tonight. Cowboy game should be about over, that brings out all the drunks and rednecks. Plus I am already in my jammies just waiting on Josef to go on his last walk so I can take of my bra!! Once that dang this is off, it doesn't come back on til morning. 

Good - then we don't have to worry about you.     
Dallas is winning - so I'm sure they're all partying hard.     
I'm off to watch the rest of the game.  Night everyone. 

Shoot!! I got logged out before I got to tell you Good Night and I love your Christmas Avi, in fact, I love all of them.   

Are you leaving as well Fanny. I wanted to tell you I baked a pie today.  You would be so proud.

No, I was tell Sassy goodnight.

You did?  Was it a Sara Lee? 

Yes I did.  No it was Marie Callenders. I thought it was the kind you just pop out and let thaw. Heck no, I actually had to put it in the over and make sure it didn't burn. It turned out pretty well. I have half a pie with a full can of whipped cream.  Plus a huge butter tub of banana pudding with meringue!!! Screw the diet to get into to my ski pants, I will go buy bigger ones. 

[joesamas mama]

I haven't been at Haliegh's in a while. Wonder what their Thanksgiving dinner was like? WONDER who is going to jail today, they seem to have someone in and out of the jailhouse every other day. 

[Fanny Mae]

I haven't been at Haliegh's in a while. Wonder what their Thanksgiving dinner was like? WONDER who is going to jail today, they seem to have someone in and out of the jailhouse every other day. 

Last time I looked, Papa Croslin got out, and nobody else in for the time being.   

[Fanny Mae]

I think the stuff in the turkey that makes you sleepy has just kicked in. I am having a hard time keeping my eyes open.

Good Night, Monkeys, and JSM & JOSEF. He looks adorable with antlers. 

[joesamas mama]

I haven't been at Haliegh's in a while. Wonder what their Thanksgiving dinner was like? WONDER who is going to jail today, they seem to have someone in and out of the jailhouse every other day. 

Last time I looked, Papa Croslin got out, and nobody else in for the time being.   

Well, I'm sure it is only a matter of time. 

[joesamas mama]

I think the stuff in the turkey that makes you sleepy has just kicked in. I am having a hard time keeping my eyes open.

Good Night, Monkeys, and JSM & JOSEF. He looks adorable with antlers. 

Good Night Fanny. Sleep well tonight. My hands are so cold I can barely type. I will be going to bed pretty soon. Josef got into the trash while I was gone, I don't know how he gets the pantry door opened. I don't know what he ate, but he has lets just say poopy pants tonight and now he won't eat. Arrrggh.... I just hope this doesn't keep up all night. I really want to eat my pie, squirt my whipped cream out of the can straight into my mouth, and go to sleep soon. 

[no rose colored glasses]

Josef is smart, you are going to have to buy a child proof thing to put on your pantry. I sure hope he doesn't get sick. Zoe had her head in the trash while I was cleaning the kitchen, but I was able to get her mouth out of it before she ate something. She must have been looking for some turkey.     Have a good night.   Sassy that was great a video of the baby laughing, how adorable 

[theboyzmom]

Hey Monkeys!Hope everyone is having a good evening.
I had a great afternoon...my sister and I didn't even try to beat the he!! out of each other.   
We are going shopping tomorrow.I don't think we'll make it two days in a row.   
 

  No throw downs today at my mom's only because she is still in a back brace and wanted to kick my aunt's (no blood relation) azz.

   Nothing says family like a good smack down.   
I hope you are having a great evening.We thank for sharing this thread with us.   

Every Holiday it is the same d*mn thing, my mom makes the turkey and gets pizzed because this "aunt" takes leftovers for her cats. This year, my mom and stepdad bought the bird (19 lbs) and the "aunt" cooked it, carved it at her house. She called to ask how many people like dark meat, she brought a serving for my step dad and carved probably a third of the breast. Kept the rest for her cats. I am glad my mom held her tongue until after she left. 

OMG - I can SO see my one sister in law doing that! She sat the entire time, except when eating, holding my one cat no matter how hard it tried to escape!  But it was still good seeing all of them. Really missed my SIL that is still in the hospital - truth be known she is my favorite. Her hubby and son stopped over and they looked so sad.  Why is it that nice people have such bad things happen to them? I know of several people I could wish her situation on and not even feel bad about it.

[no rose colored glasses]

theboyzmom my continues thoughts and prayers for your SIL and your entire family. I do hope you had a good Thanksgiving 

[joesamas mama]

Josef is smart, you are going to have to buy a child proof thing to put on your pantry. I sure hope he doesn't get sick. Zoe had her head in the trash while I was cleaning the kitchen, but I was able to get her mouth out of it before she ate something. She must have been looking for some turkey.     Have a good night.   Sassy that was great a video of the baby laughing, how adorable 

No Rose, I am glad Zoe got her head out of the trash in the nick of time. Josef is rolled up in a ball in the living room floor.  Serves him right. I think I am going to get one of those rubber door stops for the pantry door so he can't get into it. He has some way of opening it, but if he can't get it opened all the way, then all is well. I hope you had a great Thanksgiving No Rose. But did I miss something, did Sassy post the baby's video? I didn't see it. 

[no rose colored glasses]

Josef is smart, you are going to have to buy a child proof thing to put on your pantry. I sure hope he doesn't get sick. Zoe had her head in the trash while I was cleaning the kitchen, but I was able to get her mouth out of it before she ate something. She must have been looking for some turkey.     Have a good night.   Sassy that was great a video of the baby laughing, how adorable 

No Rose, I am glad Zoe got her head out of the trash in the nick of time. Josef is rolled up in a ball in the living room floor.  Serves him right. I think I am going to get one of those rubber door stops for the pantry door so he can't get into it. He has some way of opening it, but if he can't get it opened all the way, then all is well. I hope you had a great Thanksgiving No Rose. But did I miss something, did Sassy post the baby's video? I didn't see it. 

No she didn't show it, she just said her daughter sent a video of Anna laughing.    theboyzmom,  I meant my continued thoughts, not continues thoughts. I must be tired, I'm sorry. Actually I think it is the heat, something wrong about cooking Thanksgiving in 85 degree heat, but tomorrow it will start getting cooler with a chance of rain 

[joesamas mama]

Hey Monkeys!Hope everyone is having a good evening.
I had a great afternoon...my sister and I didn't even try to beat the he!! out of each other.   
We are going shopping tomorrow.I don't think we'll make it two days in a row.   
 

  No throw downs today at my mom's only because she is still in a back brace and wanted to kick my aunt's (no blood relation) azz.

   Nothing says family like a good smack down.   
I hope you are having a great evening.We thank for sharing this thread with us.   

Every Holiday it is the same d*mn thing, my mom makes the turkey and gets pizzed because this "aunt" takes leftovers for her cats. This year, my mom and stepdad bought the bird (19 lbs) and the "aunt" cooked it, carved it at her house. She called to ask how many people like dark meat, she brought a serving for my step dad and carved probably a third of the breast. Kept the rest for her cats. I am glad my mom held her tongue until after she left. 

OMG - I can SO see my one sister in law doing that! She sat the entire time, except when eating, holding my one cat no matter how hard it tried to escape!  But it was still good seeing all of them. Really missed my SIL that is still in the hospital - truth be known she is my favorite. Her hubby and son stopped over and they looked so sad.  Why is it that nice people have such bad things happen to them? I know of several people I could wish her situation on and not even feel bad about it.

TBM, I am sorry about your SIL and pray for her and the family. I don't understand how bad things happen to good people. I will pray for her and your family even the SIL that terrified the cat today. 

[joesamas mama]

Josef is smart, you are going to have to buy a child proof thing to put on your pantry. I sure hope he doesn't get sick. Zoe had her head in the trash while I was cleaning the kitchen, but I was able to get her mouth out of it before she ate something. She must have been looking for some turkey.     Have a good night.   Sassy that was great a video of the baby laughing, how adorable 

No Rose, I am glad Zoe got her head out of the trash in the nick of time. Josef is rolled up in a ball in the living room floor.  Serves him right. I think I am going to get one of those rubber door stops for the pantry door so he can't get into it. He has some way of opening it, but if he can't get it opened all the way, then all is well. I hope you had a great Thanksgiving No Rose. But did I miss something, did Sassy post the baby's video? I didn't see it. 

No she didn't show it, she just said her daughter sent a video of Anna laughing.    theboyzmom,  I meant my continued thoughts, not continues thoughts. I must be tired, I'm sorry. Actually I think it is the heat, something wrong about cooking Thanksgiving in 85 degree heat, but tomorrow it will start getting cooler with a chance of rain 

Thanks No Rose, I thought I was losing my mind. I knew Sassy said she got video of Anna today. That was so thougthful of her daughter. I am sorry it is hot on Thanksgiving. Tell you what, I will trade my Christmas and you can go with my family and I will go with yours. That way I will be toasty warm and you will be freezing cold. How 'bout it? 

[joesamas mama]

Island Monkey If you are reading here, I wish you a Happy Thanksgiving and hope you are doing well. And I pray for you and your daughter always. 

Tell your son JSM and Josef are rooting for the Aggies. We can't stand those dang T sippers. 

[no rose colored glasses]

JSM I will gladly take your cold Christmas    I'm laughing about your aunt and the turkey. Years ago we would always go to my husband's grandma's house in LA for holidays. His mother was always watching what people were eating, and would even get mad if people took second helpings, she wanted to take leftovers home for herself, and all her cats and dogs  I would get so nervous, that I would just eat a little, so she wouldn't give you a look, like you were taking food away from her animals. 

[joesamas mama]

  I just exercised. I used arm weights and did a few reps, then I stretched my hamstrings and quads. I will be hurting in the morning and will never exercise again.  Really, I need to get into shape because I have a proper competition in February and don't want to look like a beached whale on the ice.   

This will be the first competition that I will have to skate against someone in my age group, instead of skating against the book. Now I have to find someone that sews large ladies skating dresses. The off the rack dresses don't fit me, plus they are made for girls without bewbs. JSM has way too much up there so I really need one special made.

Sorry I am rambling, I am bored. I don't want to go pig out on my pumpkin pie and Josef is asleep. I will shut up now. 

[no rose colored glasses]

I just exercised. I used arm weights and did a few reps, then I stretched my hamstrings and quads. I will be hurting in the morning and will never exercise again.  Really, I need to get into shape because I have a proper competition in February and don't want to look like a beached whale on the ice.   

This will be the first competition that I will have to skate against someone in my age group, instead of skating against the book. Now I have to find someone that sews large ladies skating dresses. The off the rack dresses don't fit me, plus they are made for girls without bewbs. JSM has way too much up there so I really need one special made.

Sorry I am rambling, I am bored. I don't want to go pig out on my pumpkin pie and Josef is asleep. I will shut up now. 

You have more energy then me, my exercise for the night will be unmaking the bed, putting my pajamas on, and crawling into bed 

[joesamas mama]

JSM I will gladly take your cold Christmas    I'm laughing about your aunt and the turkey. Years ago we would always go to my husband's grandma's house in LA for holidays. His mother was always watching what people were eating, and would even get mad if people took second helpings, she wanted to take leftovers home for herself, and all her cats and dogs  I would get so nervous, that I would just eat a little, so she wouldn't give you a look, like you were taking food away from her animals. 

  You can have my cold Christmas, I will gladly give it to you. I have always gotten aggravated at my mom about getting pizzed about her taking leftovers home. This has been an ongoing thing for years.  It never really bothered me until this year when there was just enough turkey for a few people. I went to fix my plate and thought my nephew had taken half a breast of turkey. I looked at my brother and said "is that all the turkey?" I didn't realize what happened until my mom said something later. I also felt sorry for my uncle because we won't be here for Christmas and the "aunt" won't cook Christmas dinner for him. He even said so today. So I think my mom is going to have brunch before we leave for the trip so he can be with some family. This is why I have always hated Holidays. Too much drama. I hope to catch H1N1 just in time and won't be able to make the trip.