Merry Christmas!!!

Subject: Seasons Greetings

For My Democrat Friends:

"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive,
gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within
the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or
secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular
persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice
religious or secular traditions at all. We also wish you a fiscally
successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of
the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the
calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have
helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater
than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. And
without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious
faith or sexual preference of the wishes. By accepting these greetings you
are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or
withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original
greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of
the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by
law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is
warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings
for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday
greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of
this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher."

For My Republican Friends:

Merry Christmas
and
Happy New Year