JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD #10

[no rose colored glasses]

Tevye's School Update:

Well, I got an A in my Biblical Perspectives class. Being a Catholic and biblically challenged, I'm pretty proud of that. My paper was based on "God is the ultimate salesman...He tailors his message to his audience". My teacher said he didn't quite know where I was going with it at the beginning of the paper, but then he  got it. I think there was a large dose of mercy in the grade, and I'm grateful for that! (Oh, and of course, there was music in it. Rehab's This Town! who else would start a bible paper with rap lyrics?  )

The paper that was due last week (class cancelled due to snowstorm) is now finished. I only had to do the conclusion and the reference page. But of course, in true Tevye fashion, once I learned class was canceled, I stopped working on it!!

And, maybe next week I'll go back to the jail and start my "Little Schoolroom in the Jailhouse" program!!

  That sounds like a cool paper, I bet the teacher was surprised about the Bible paper with rap lyrics.

[Tevye]

Good Morning Monkeys!  Good to see you and I hope you are all having a good day.

Good morning  I always notice you Cookie 

aw...gee thanks!

Cookie, I try not to notice your name. Because your name means "ahhh...cookies!" and that makes me hungry and then I go grazing. But I like what you post! 

[QuietMonkey]

Thanks Cookie!  I'm just being extra sensitive after having been so outspoken yesterday, generally out of character for me I guess? Anyhow, I know I shouldn't care, but I do. It's just I know I've never had any problems with any monkeys before, but things change sometimes.
I had stated that I am going to move forward, which I am, but I just want to know things are alright. 

[Missiontoconvict]

rosie, you always make my day!

I have done some very silly things over the years, believe me, I didn't want to hurt people's feelings and would say yes, I don't do that much anymore 

I am the same No Rose. I am a lifetime member to Jenny Craig (or at least that is what they told me when I signed up $600 later)

  And that food is not good, at least I don't think it is. Maybe it has improved over the years. They had some pancakes, that were okay, but then I poured a half of bottle of their syrup on them, and figured that is not what I'm suppose to do, and also added butter 

That is funny but it sounds like something I would do and then think I still ate a low cal breakfast because it came from Jenny Craig 

[Missiontoconvict]

Tevye's School Update:

Well, I got an A in my Biblical Perspectives class. Being a Catholic and biblically challenged, I'm pretty proud of that. My paper was based on "God is the ultimate salesman...He tailors his message to his audience". My teacher said he didn't quite know where I was going with it at the beginning of the paper, but then he  got it. I think there was a large dose of mercy in the grade, and I'm grateful for that! (Oh, and of course, there was music in it. Rehab's This Town! who else would start a bible paper with rap lyrics?  )

The paper that was due last week (class cancelled due to snowstorm) is now finished. I only had to do the conclusion and the reference page. But of course, in true Tevye fashion, once I learned class was canceled, I stopped working on it!!

And, maybe next week I'll go back to the jail and start my "Little Schoolroom in the Jailhouse" program!!

Way to go Tevye!

[Missiontoconvict]

Thanks Cookie!  I'm just being extra sensitive after having been so outspoken yesterday, generally out of character for me I guess? Anyhow, I know I shouldn't care, but I do. It's just I know I've never had any problems with any monkeys before, but things change sometimes.
I had stated that I am going to move forward, which I am, but I just want to know things are alright. 

All is good QM, no worries 

[QuietMonkey]

Thank You Tevye! 
Thank You Tevye! 
Thank You Tevye! 
Thank You Tevye! 
Thank You Tevye! 

[Tevye]

Thank You Tevye! 
Thank You Tevye! 
Thank You Tevye! 
Thank You Tevye! 
Thank You Tevye! 

Smart alek!

[ScareyCarrie]

Bud's Girl is  bringing you a breadmaker for Christmas?   

       I'm so lazy and it makes me mad at myself.   I'll have to get in the mood again.  I guess I could ask for one & would already have it when the mood strikes... hmmm

I would love to have a bread machine, but I would weigh 500 lbs in 6 months. I love bread.

And homemade bread, oh my.   I could live on it. 

Darla, I can't find a post of yours where I put that peeking in icon on it.  I looked way back.  Do you know how far back it was? 

Ok, whats the catch?? do i win a prize or something???? i see them on my posts..........

[joesamas mama]

Good Morning Monkeys!

Morning QM, trying to catch up from last night. 

Hey JSM! I think you're the only one who said good morning to me today. Ok, maybe I'm just being too sensitive, or paranoid? Probably both. 

Oh yeah, Boo did say hi to me in the Caylee thread.

Don't worry about QM sometimes I forget to say goodmorning monkeys.

[cookie]

Good Morning Monkeys!  Good to see you and I hope you are all having a good day.

Good morning  I always notice you Cookie 

aw...gee thanks!

Cookie, I try not to notice your name. Because your name means "ahhh...cookies!" and that makes me hungry and then I go grazing. But I like what you post! 

right back atcha!

[joesamas mama]

welcome JSM...it is nice to start the day off with a chuckle isn't it?
Rosie supplied the material, I just improvised...She is my straight man tee hee!

I swear, I could have a repair man over and before he is finished I would be buying whatever he was selling. The plumber also has to come out, and I told my husband you have to be home for that, before a brand new tub and shower will be installed. We have a leak in the tub, and it needs to be fixed, but I'm not going to be the one dealing with it. I won't even go into my story, about the light bulbs I bought over the phone by a sales person, my husband couldn't believe I spent so much money on light bulbs, and when they got here, he sent them back  I couldn't say no. And then there was the body soap that was suppose to take fat off your body when you washed with it.....that one comes up quite often, my husband and daughter still can't believe I bought that soap 

I am the same way No Rose, I can't say no either. That's why I like it when people come to my door selling stuff I just let Josef bark and they run off.

  We don't get people coming to the door, we may get kids that I know with Girl Scout cookies or something to sell to raise money for something at school, and that I always buy. I have to stay away from the Home Shopping Network and QVC because I buy stuff that looks good, and when I get it home, it is not so good.

My uncle had to put a block on QVC and HSN on my Grandma's cable because she was always buying crap she didn't need. 

[QuietMonkey]

Good Morning Monkeys!

Morning QM, trying to catch up from last night. 

Hey JSM! I think you're the only one who said good morning to me today. Ok, maybe I'm just being too sensitive, or paranoid? Probably both. 

Oh yeah, Boo did say hi to me in the Caylee thread.

Don't worry about QM sometimes I forget to say goodmorning monkeys.

I know JSM, that's why I said I'm being too sensitive/paranoid. And I know, I need to shut up! I'm trying!

[no rose colored glasses]

welcome JSM...it is nice to start the day off with a chuckle isn't it?
Rosie supplied the material, I just improvised...She is my straight man tee hee!

I swear, I could have a repair man over and before he is finished I would be buying whatever he was selling. The plumber also has to come out, and I told my husband you have to be home for that, before a brand new tub and shower will be installed. We have a leak in the tub, and it needs to be fixed, but I'm not going to be the one dealing with it. I won't even go into my story, about the light bulbs I bought over the phone by a sales person, my husband couldn't believe I spent so much money on light bulbs, and when they got here, he sent them back  I couldn't say no. And then there was the body soap that was suppose to take fat off your body when you washed with it.....that one comes up quite often, my husband and daughter still can't believe I bought that soap 

I am the same way No Rose, I can't say no either. That's why I like it when people come to my door selling stuff I just let Josef bark and they run off.

  We don't get people coming to the door, we may get kids that I know with Girl Scout cookies or something to sell to raise money for something at school, and that I always buy. I have to stay away from the Home Shopping Network and QVC because I buy stuff that looks good, and when I get it home, it is not so good.

My uncle had to put a block on QVC and HSN on my Grandma's cable because she was always buying crap she didn't need. 

Okay now that is funny, my mom use to buy from there all the time also.

[Tevye]

Way to go Tevye!

Thanks, Mission!

[joesamas mama]

rosie, you always make my day!

I have done some very silly things over the years, believe me, I didn't want to hurt people's feelings and would say yes, I don't do that much anymore 

I am the same No Rose. I am a lifetime member to Jenny Craig (or at least that is what they told me when I signed up $600 later)

  And that food is not good, at least I don't think it is. Maybe it has improved over the years. They had some pancakes, that were okay, but then I poured a half of bottle of their syrup on them, and figured that is not what I'm suppose to do, and also added butter 

French toast was the best. The rest yuck.

[joesamas mama]

Good Morning Monkeys!  Good to see you and I hope you are all having a good day.

Hey Mission. 

[Tevye]

welcome JSM...it is nice to start the day off with a chuckle isn't it?
Rosie supplied the material, I just improvised...She is my straight man tee hee!

I swear, I could have a repair man over and before he is finished I would be buying whatever he was selling. The plumber also has to come out, and I told my husband you have to be home for that, before a brand new tub and shower will be installed. We have a leak in the tub, and it needs to be fixed, but I'm not going to be the one dealing with it. I won't even go into my story, about the light bulbs I bought over the phone by a sales person, my husband couldn't believe I spent so much money on light bulbs, and when they got here, he sent them back  I couldn't say no. And then there was the body soap that was suppose to take fat off your body when you washed with it.....that one comes up quite often, my husband and daughter still can't believe I bought that soap 

I am the same way No Rose, I can't say no either. That's why I like it when people come to my door selling stuff I just let Josef bark and they run off.

  We don't get people coming to the door, we may get kids that I know with Girl Scout cookies or something to sell to raise money for something at school, and that I always buy. I have to stay away from the Home Shopping Network and QVC because I buy stuff that looks good, and when I get it home, it is not so good.

My uncle had to put a block on QVC and HSN on my Grandma's cable because she was always buying crap she didn't need. 

In one month, my dement MIL spent over $5,000 on QVC. I blocked the channel from her TV, the other kids packed up all that crap (I mean really, who needs 6 apple peelers??!!), and they finally put the POA in effect and took her cards and checkbook. (My part was fun, I just told her that her tv didn't get that channel anymore!)

[no rose colored glasses]

 Tevye  wow those channels can really be addicting.

[joesamas mama]

Tevye's School Update:

Well, I got an A in my Biblical Perspectives class. Being a Catholic and biblically challenged, I'm pretty proud of that. My paper was based on "God is the ultimate salesman...He tailors his message to his audience". My teacher said he didn't quite know where I was going with it at the beginning of the paper, but then he  got it. I think there was a large dose of mercy in the grade, and I'm grateful for that! (Oh, and of course, there was music in it. Rehab's This Town! who else would start a bible paper with rap lyrics?  )

The paper that was due last week (class cancelled due to snowstorm) is now finished. I only had to do the conclusion and the reference page. But of course, in true Tevye fashion, once I learned class was canceled, I stopped working on it!!

And, maybe next week I'll go back to the jail and start my "Little Schoolroom in the Jailhouse" program!!

  Way to go Tevye on your paper. I am really proud of you!