JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD #10

[Babybear]

Good morning Monkeys.

OK, I had biscuits and gravy for breakfast.  So shoot me.

[joesamas mama]

Thanks Cookie!  I'm just being extra sensitive after having been so outspoken yesterday, generally out of character for me I guess? Anyhow, I know I shouldn't care, but I do. It's just I know I've never had any problems with any monkeys before, but things change sometimes.
I had stated that I am going to move forward, which I am, but I just want to know things are alright. 

Everything is fine QM. 

[ScareyCarrie]

Good morning JSM, Mymonkey, Babybear, No rose, Mission, Mere, QM, Tevye, Northern, Cookie, Bud's Girl, And Brandi!!!!

If i missed anyone, good morning to you too!

How is everyones wednesday going???

[joesamas mama]

Good Morning Monkeys!

Morning QM, trying to catch up from last night. 

Hey JSM! I think you're the only one who said good morning to me today. Ok, maybe I'm just being too sensitive, or paranoid? Probably both. 

Oh yeah, Boo did say hi to me in the Caylee thread.

Don't worry about QM sometimes I forget to say goodmorning monkeys.

I know JSM, that's why I said I'm being too sensitive/paranoid. And I know, I need to shut up! I'm trying!

No shutting up.

[no rose colored glasses]

Good morning Monkeys.

OK, I had biscuits and gravy for breakfast.  So shoot me.

    Sounds good to me, I haven't had that for a long time.

[no rose colored glasses]

Good morning JSM, Mymonkey, Babybear, No rose, Mission, Mere, QM, Tevye, Northern, Cookie, Bud's Girl, And Brandi!!!!

If i missed anyone, good morning to you too!

How is everyones wednesday going???

Have a lot to do, and I'm going to go walk Zoe.  Hope your day is going well 

[joesamas mama]

welcome JSM...it is nice to start the day off with a chuckle isn't it?
Rosie supplied the material, I just improvised...She is my straight man tee hee!

I swear, I could have a repair man over and before he is finished I would be buying whatever he was selling. The plumber also has to come out, and I told my husband you have to be home for that, before a brand new tub and shower will be installed. We have a leak in the tub, and it needs to be fixed, but I'm not going to be the one dealing with it. I won't even go into my story, about the light bulbs I bought over the phone by a sales person, my husband couldn't believe I spent so much money on light bulbs, and when they got here, he sent them back  I couldn't say no. And then there was the body soap that was suppose to take fat off your body when you washed with it.....that one comes up quite often, my husband and daughter still can't believe I bought that soap 

I am the same way No Rose, I can't say no either. That's why I like it when people come to my door selling stuff I just let Josef bark and they run off.

  We don't get people coming to the door, we may get kids that I know with Girl Scout cookies or something to sell to raise money for something at school, and that I always buy. I have to stay away from the Home Shopping Network and QVC because I buy stuff that looks good, and when I get it home, it is not so good.

My uncle had to put a block on QVC and HSN on my Grandma's cable because she was always buying crap she didn't need. 

Okay now that is funny, my mom use to buy from there all the time also.

My Grandma would buy nonsense stuff and keep it all in a room just in case she needed to give it as a gift. 

[ScareyCarrie]

welcome JSM...it is nice to start the day off with a chuckle isn't it?
Rosie supplied the material, I just improvised...She is my straight man tee hee!

I swear, I could have a repair man over and before he is finished I would be buying whatever he was selling. The plumber also has to come out, and I told my husband you have to be home for that, before a brand new tub and shower will be installed. We have a leak in the tub, and it needs to be fixed, but I'm not going to be the one dealing with it. I won't even go into my story, about the light bulbs I bought over the phone by a sales person, my husband couldn't believe I spent so much money on light bulbs, and when they got here, he sent them back  I couldn't say no. And then there was the body soap that was suppose to take fat off your body when you washed with it.....that one comes up quite often, my husband and daughter still can't believe I bought that soap 

I am the same way No Rose, I can't say no either. That's why I like it when people come to my door selling stuff I just let Josef bark and they run off.

  We don't get people coming to the door, we may get kids that I know with Girl Scout cookies or something to sell to raise money for something at school, and that I always buy. I have to stay away from the Home Shopping Network and QVC because I buy stuff that looks good, and when I get it home, it is not so good.

My uncle had to put a block on QVC and HSN on my Grandma's cable because she was always buying crap she didn't need. 

In one month, my dement MIL spent over $5,000 on QVC. I blocked the channel from her TV, the other kids packed up all that crap (I mean really, who needs 6 apple peelers??!!), and they finally put the POA in effect and took her cards and checkbook. (My part was fun, I just told her that her tv didn't get that channel anymore!)

One of the "older" guys who used to work for us used to go home and drink beer and watch those channels order everything then not remember he did and all this stuff just kept showing up and he was like ohhh these r kewl!!! haha he was a crack up

[joesamas mama]

welcome JSM...it is nice to start the day off with a chuckle isn't it?
Rosie supplied the material, I just improvised...She is my straight man tee hee!

I swear, I could have a repair man over and before he is finished I would be buying whatever he was selling. The plumber also has to come out, and I told my husband you have to be home for that, before a brand new tub and shower will be installed. We have a leak in the tub, and it needs to be fixed, but I'm not going to be the one dealing with it. I won't even go into my story, about the light bulbs I bought over the phone by a sales person, my husband couldn't believe I spent so much money on light bulbs, and when they got here, he sent them back  I couldn't say no. And then there was the body soap that was suppose to take fat off your body when you washed with it.....that one comes up quite often, my husband and daughter still can't believe I bought that soap 

I am the same way No Rose, I can't say no either. That's why I like it when people come to my door selling stuff I just let Josef bark and they run off.

  We don't get people coming to the door, we may get kids that I know with Girl Scout cookies or something to sell to raise money for something at school, and that I always buy. I have to stay away from the Home Shopping Network and QVC because I buy stuff that looks good, and when I get it home, it is not so good.

My uncle had to put a block on QVC and HSN on my Grandma's cable because she was always buying crap she didn't need. 

In one month, my dement MIL spent over $5,000 on QVC. I blocked the channel from her TV, the other kids packed up all that crap (I mean really, who needs 6 apple peelers??!!), and they finally put the POA in effect and took her cards and checkbook. (My part was fun, I just told her that her tv didn't get that channel anymore!)

Wow that is a lot of money, I don't think my Grandma spent that much. My uncle told her the same thing, the cable company cancelled those channels.

[no rose colored glasses]

My husband ordered a bunch of coins during the middle of the night, and didn't realize it, I found the note in the kitchen with all the info. Ambien shopping 

[joesamas mama]

Good morning Monkeys.

OK, I had biscuits and gravy for breakfast.  So shoot me.

    I wish I had some breakfast.

[joesamas mama]

Good morning JSM, Mymonkey, Babybear, No rose, Mission, Mere, QM, Tevye, Northern, Cookie, Bud's Girl, And Brandi!!!!

If i missed anyone, good morning to you too!

How is everyones wednesday going???

Hey Scarey, I am starving

[cookie]

Good morning Monkeys.

OK, I had biscuits and gravy for breakfast.  So shoot me.

    I wish I had some breakfast.

gonna go have some frosted flakes...with bananas in it
biscuits and gravy sure does sound better though!

[Tevye]

Tevye's School Update:

Well, I got an A in my Biblical Perspectives class. Being a Catholic and biblically challenged, I'm pretty proud of that. My paper was based on "God is the ultimate salesman...He tailors his message to his audience". My teacher said he didn't quite know where I was going with it at the beginning of the paper, but then he  got it. I think there was a large dose of mercy in the grade, and I'm grateful for that! (Oh, and of course, there was music in it. Rehab's This Town! who else would start a bible paper with rap lyrics?  )

The paper that was due last week (class cancelled due to snowstorm) is now finished. I only had to do the conclusion and the reference page. But of course, in true Tevye fashion, once I learned class was canceled, I stopped working on it!!

And, maybe next week I'll go back to the jail and start my "Little Schoolroom in the Jailhouse" program!!

  Way to go Tevye on your paper. I am really proud of you!

Aww, shucks, ma'am, twarn't nothing! I didn't post the update for praise, just wanted ya'll to know that I'm still sluggin' away at college. Gotta get a better job with better health insurance! (Although, I suppose now no one will insure me except my current carrier....that whole cancer thing really mucks stuff up!)

[QuietMonkey]

Good morning JSM, Mymonkey, Babybear, No rose, Mission, Mere, QM, Tevye, Northern, Cookie, Bud's Girl, And Brandi!!!!

If i missed anyone, good morning to you too!

How is everyones wednesday going???

Hi Scarey, Good Morning to you! 

[mymonkey]

welcome JSM...it is nice to start the day off with a chuckle isn't it?
Rosie supplied the material, I just improvised...She is my straight man tee hee!

I swear, I could have a repair man over and before he is finished I would be buying whatever he was selling. The plumber also has to come out, and I told my husband you have to be home for that, before a brand new tub and shower will be installed. We have a leak in the tub, and it needs to be fixed, but I'm not going to be the one dealing with it. I won't even go into my story, about the light bulbs I bought over the phone by a sales person, my husband couldn't believe I spent so much money on light bulbs, and when they got here, he sent them back  I couldn't say no. And then there was the body soap that was suppose to take fat off your body when you washed with it.....that one comes up quite often, my husband and daughter still can't believe I bought that soap 

I am the same way No Rose, I can't say no either. That's why I like it when people come to my door selling stuff I just let Josef bark and they run off.

  We don't get people coming to the door, we may get kids that I know with Girl Scout cookies or something to sell to raise money for something at school, and that I always buy. I have to stay away from the Home Shopping Network and QVC because I buy stuff that looks good, and when I get it home, it is not so good.

My uncle had to put a block on QVC and HSN on my Grandma's cable because she was always buying crap she didn't need. 

In one month, my dement MIL spent over $5,000 on QVC. I blocked the channel from her TV, the other kids packed up all that crap (I mean really, who needs 6 apple peelers??!!), and they finally put the POA in effect and took her cards and checkbook. (My part was fun, I just told her that her tv didn't get that channel anymore!)

Wow that is a lot of money, I don't think my Grandma spent that much. My uncle told her the same thing, the cable company cancelled those channels.

GOOD MORNING MONKEY'S


My ex MIL cleaned out her closet and I took her clothes some with tags still on them to the thrift shop...and she loved going to thrift shops..anyway 2 weeks later we were in the thrift shop that I took the clothes to and she purchased some of the  clothes she donated.She would not listen to me when I told her that was the same clothes she donated.

[cookie]

Tevye's School Update:

Well, I got an A in my Biblical Perspectives class. Being a Catholic and biblically challenged, I'm pretty proud of that. My paper was based on "God is the ultimate salesman...He tailors his message to his audience". My teacher said he didn't quite know where I was going with it at the beginning of the paper, but then he  got it. I think there was a large dose of mercy in the grade, and I'm grateful for that! (Oh, and of course, there was music in it. Rehab's This Town! who else would start a bible paper with rap lyrics?  )

The paper that was due last week (class cancelled due to snowstorm) is now finished. I only had to do the conclusion and the reference page. But of course, in true Tevye fashion, once I learned class was canceled, I stopped working on it!!

And, maybe next week I'll go back to the jail and start my "Little Schoolroom in the Jailhouse" program!!

  Way to go Tevye on your paper. I am really proud of you!

Aww, shucks, ma'am, twarn't nothing! I didn't post the update for praise, just wanted ya'll to know that I'm still sluggin' away at college. Gotta get a better job with better health insurance! (Although, I suppose now no one will insure me except my current carrier....that whole cancer thing really mucks stuff up!)

good for you!

[Tevye]

My husband ordered a bunch of coins during the middle of the night, and didn't realize it, I found the note in the kitchen with all the info. Ambien shopping 

Before I got to the last line of your post, I was thinking "Ah, another Ambien incident!" do me a favor, ok? On Saturday, you must regale us again with your husbang/Ambien stories. Those are so funny!!

[mymonkey]

Good morning Monkeys.

OK, I had biscuits and gravy for breakfast.  So shoot me.

    I wish I had some breakfast.

gonna go have some frosted flakes...with bananas in it
biscuits and gravy sure does sound better though!

Special K for me this morning.....makes me the queen on the throne  later in the day.

[ScareyCarrie]

mmmmmmmm..... pomagranite martini....... sounds good