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« Reply #360 on: December 09, 2009, 02:46:07 PM »

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 A little girl went to her bedroom and pulled   a glass jelly jar from its hiding place in the   closet.   
 
 She poured  the  change out on the floor and counted it  carefully. Three  times, even. The total had to be  exactly perfect. No  chance here for mistakes.  
 
 Carefully placing the  coins back in the jar  and twisting on the cap,  she  slipped out the back door and made her  way  6 blocks to Rexall's Drug Store with the big red  Indian  Chief sign above the door.  
 
 She waited  patiently for the  pharmacist to give her some attention,  but he was  too busy at this moment.
 Tess   twisted her feet to make a scuffing noise. Nothing..   She cleared her throat with the most disgusting   sound she could muster. No good Finally she took a   quarter from her jar and banged it on the glass   counter. That did it!
 
 'And  what do  you want?' the pharmacist asked in an  annoyed tone of  voice.. I'm talking to my brother  from Chicago whom I  haven't se en in ages,' he said  without waiting for a  reply to his  question.
 
 'Well, I want to   talk to you about my brother,' Tess answered back in   the same annoyed tone.. 'He's really, really sick   ... and I want to buy a miracle.'   
 
 'I beg your pardon?' said the   pharmacist.
 
 'His name is  Andrew and  he has something bad growing inside his  head and my  Daddy says only a miracle can save him  now. So how much  does a miracle cost?'  
 
 'We don't sell  miracles here, little  girl. I'm sorry but I can't help  you,' the  pharmacist said, softening a little.   
 
 'Listen, I have the money to pay for   it. If it isn't enough, I will get the rest. Just   tell me how much it costs..'  
 
 The  pharmacist's brother was a well  dressed man He stooped  down and asked the little  girl, 'What kind of a miracle  does your brother  need?'
 
 'I don't know,'  Tess  replied with her eyes welling up. I just know he's   really sick and Mommy says he needs an operation...   But my Daddy can't pay for it, so I want to use my   money.'
 
 'How much do you  have?'  asked the man from Chicago  
 
 'One dollar  and eleven cents,' Tess  answered barely audibly   
 
 'And it's all the money I have, but  I  can get some more if I need to.'  
 
 'Well,  what a coincidence,' smiled  the man. 'A dollar and  eleven cents---the exact  price of a miracle for little  brothers. '  
 
 He took her money in one hand  and  with the other hand he grasped her mitten and said   'Take me to where you live. I want to see your   brother and meet your parents. Let's see if I have   the miracle you need.'
 
 That  well  dressed man was Dr Carlton Armstrong, a  surgeon,  specializing in neuro-surgery. The  operation was  completed free of charge and it wasn't  long until Andrew  was home again and doing  well.
 
 Mom and  Dad were  happily talking about the chain of events that  had  led them to this place.  
 
 'That  surgery,' her Mom whispered.  'was a real miracle I  wonder how  much it would have cost?'   
 
 Tess  smiled. She knew exactly how much  a miracle  cost..one dollar and eleven cents....plus the  faith  of a little child.

 an angelic monkey

That made me cry   
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« Reply #361 on: December 09, 2009, 02:50:40 PM »

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California Rep. Joe Baca, an avid golfer who since 2000 has pushed legislation to award Tiger Woods a congressional gold medal, said Wednesday that he is abandoning the effort.

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« Reply #362 on: December 09, 2009, 02:55:20 PM »

Good luck getting through to the doctor ScareyCarrie  an angelic monkey
I hope she has better luck getting through to the doctor than she has had No Rose. Is it still cold or has it warmed up yet? I want a ciggy. 

We warmed up to 15! this chit is crazy for here we dont get this cold.... and it is even colder at bf's hometown where we are going for my bday/xmas!! i am going to have to wear snow clothes... over by bend, 45 mins away, prineville if ya know that town No Rose?
My husband had friends and relatives in Bend, nice area.
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« Reply #363 on: December 09, 2009, 02:55:58 PM »

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 A little girl went to her bedroom and pulled   a glass jelly jar from its hiding place in the   closet.   
 
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  Made me cry but a beautiful story.
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« Reply #364 on: December 09, 2009, 02:57:19 PM »

Good luck getting through to the doctor ScareyCarrie  an angelic monkey
I hope she has better luck getting through to the doctor than she has had No Rose. Is it still cold or has it warmed up yet? I want a ciggy. 

We warmed up to 15! this chit is crazy for here we dont get this cold.... and it is even colder at bf's hometown where we are going for my bday/xmas!! i am going to have to wear snow clothes... over by bend, 45 mins away, prineville if ya know that town No Rose?
My husband had friends and relatives in Bend, nice area.

Thats what i thought, Prineville is 30-45 mins NW of Bend, very small rural (sp?) town very quite and scenic, i love it!!!
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« Reply #365 on: December 09, 2009, 02:57:24 PM »

Congressman Drops Effort to Award Tiger Woods Congressional Gold Medal

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California Rep. Joe Baca, an avid golfer who since 2000 has pushed legislation to award Tiger Woods a congressional gold medal, said Wednesday that he is abandoning the effort.

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  Wow.  ScareyCarrie, what a great story  an angelic monkey
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« Reply #366 on: December 09, 2009, 02:59:07 PM »

Scarey that story made me cry, oh and I think Redneck Santa is my ex brother in law. 
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« Reply #367 on: December 09, 2009, 03:16:38 PM »

  Hi Monkity Monks! Just peeking in again. Snows finally stopped, now I'm ready for spring!  an angelic monkey

 
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« Reply #368 on: December 09, 2009, 03:22:41 PM »

  Hi Monkity Monks! Just peeking in again. Snows finally stopped, now I'm ready for spring!  an angelic monkey

 
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« Reply #369 on: December 09, 2009, 03:30:26 PM »

  Hi Monkity Monks! Just peeking in again. Snows finally stopped, now I'm ready for spring!  an angelic monkey

 

Can you shoot that my way?   
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« Reply #370 on: December 09, 2009, 03:31:28 PM »

  Hi Monkity Monks! Just peeking in again. Snows finally stopped, now I'm ready for spring!  an angelic monkey

 


You are magical!

Does this mean you are ready for your St Patrick's Day avatar already? (I made yours the other night. LOL)
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« Reply #371 on: December 09, 2009, 03:31:35 PM »

We just got busted by the hospital cops for smoking outside. Stupid azz walking around in the cold telling people not to smoke on property. I hope he gets frostbite and his teeth crack off. 
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« Reply #372 on: December 09, 2009, 03:33:57 PM »

We just got busted by the hospital cops for smoking outside. Stupid azz walking around in the cold telling people not to smoke on property. I hope he gets frostbite and his teeth crack off. 
   ::MonkeyEek::Do you have to go across the street to smoke?
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« Reply #373 on: December 09, 2009, 03:34:04 PM »

  CC, I see you up there. 

Okay back to work because I am swamped
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« Reply #374 on: December 09, 2009, 03:34:18 PM »

We just got busted by the hospital cops for smoking outside. Stupid azz walking around in the cold telling people not to smoke on property. I hope he gets frostbite and his teeth crack off. 

          
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« Reply #375 on: December 09, 2009, 03:34:59 PM »

Tiger Woods’ Mistress Angry at his other Women

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« Reply #376 on: December 09, 2009, 03:38:31 PM »

Ok I am almost caught up in here - I see there is alot of discussion about quitting smoking. I am with IslandMonkey I am up to giving it a whirl after the New Year - I don't smoke all day until I get off work then I do and especially over a few drinks but there are days I have said I really hate these damn things even though on the other hand I like them. 

Fanny glad to see you made it to the eye doctor and home again. I don't like driving in bad weather either esp if it is sleeting rain that is the worst.  Cold here today - I hope you miss any big snow dumps that may be brewing.

Teyve - Stay put and stay warm..........prolly best for the rest you stay off the roads today  Monkey Devil!

CC Get your envelope pushing butt back here!

I hope everyone is staying warm and safe it seems the weather is nasty all over the country

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« Reply #377 on: December 09, 2009, 03:44:40 PM »

We just got busted by the hospital cops for smoking outside. Stupid azz walking around in the cold telling people not to smoke on property. I hope he gets frostbite and his teeth crack off. 
   ::MonkeyEek::Do you have to go across the street to smoke?
No we just looked at him and walked away. He was such a jerk.
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« Reply #378 on: December 09, 2009, 03:46:09 PM »

Ok I am almost caught up in here - I see there is alot of discussion about quitting smoking. I am with IslandMonkey I am up to giving it a whirl after the New Year - I don't smoke all day until I get off work then I do and especially over a few drinks but there are days I have said I really hate these damn things even though on the other hand I like them. 

Fanny glad to see you made it to the eye doctor and home again. I don't like driving in bad weather either esp if it is sleeting rain that is the worst.  Cold here today - I hope you miss any big snow dumps that may be brewing.

Teyve - Stay put and stay warm..........prolly best for the rest you stay off the roads today  Monkey Devil!

CC Get your envelope pushing butt back here!

I hope everyone is staying warm and safe it seems the weather is nasty all over the country

Would you rather me push Chia pets or Pez?
  What's a pez? Isn't that one of those hats the Shriner's wear?
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« Reply #379 on: December 09, 2009, 03:50:00 PM »

Ok I am almost caught up in here - I see there is alot of discussion about quitting smoking. I am with IslandMonkey I am up to giving it a whirl after the New Year - I don't smoke all day until I get off work then I do and especially over a few drinks but there are days I have said I really hate these damn things even though on the other hand I like them. 

Fanny glad to see you made it to the eye doctor and home again. I don't like driving in bad weather either esp if it is sleeting rain that is the worst.  Cold here today - I hope you miss any big snow dumps that may be brewing.

Teyve - Stay put and stay warm..........prolly best for the rest you stay off the roads today  Monkey Devil!

CC Get your envelope pushing butt back here!

I hope everyone is staying warm and safe it seems the weather is nasty all over the country

Would you rather me push Chia pets or Pez?
  What's a pez? Isn't that one of those hats the Shriner's wear?

Pez, as in the Pez candy.  I think the hat is called a fez
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