Begging for Ban Thread #11

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My husband gets nuts when my daughter and I talk about celebrities  I love reading all the dirt on celebrities and so does my daughter, we can bring up a name, and my husband doesn't have a clue.

Neither does mine he can only relate to Fox News 

neither does mine...He only relates to speed vision...

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Kennedy Picture -- A Fake

Posted Dec 28th 2009 12:57PM by TMZ Staff

TMZ received an email from someone who said the photo we posted showing a man appearing to be John F. Kennedy on a yacht with naked women was actually a photo from a 1967 Playboy photo shoot.



We have contacted Playboy and a rep says the photo did indeed run in one of its 1967 issues. We are trying to get a copy and will update as soon as we get the info.

UPDATE: 2:34 PM ET We've now confirmed the photo was part of a Playboy spread in 1967. The image published in Playboy was published in color.

UPDATE: 1:11 PM ET A rep from Playboy tells TMZ the photo ran as part of story titled, "Playboy's Charter Yacht Party: How to Have a Ball on the Briny with an Able-Bodies Complement of Ship's Belles." She says the photo was taken on one of the islands that make up the Grenadines (Petit Rameau).

   

I thought this picture must have been fake..simply cause if there were beautiful naked women jumping off of a boat and milling around, I really doubt that Kennedy would have been peacefully lying out sunning himself all alone!

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So my daughter and her husband got home this morning from Las Vegas visiting his grandma, and while carrying bags up the steps to their condo, my SIL fell on the steps and cut his chin up pretty bad. My daughter called me again from the ER, the doctor is doing the stitches, because the cut is so deep, and the doctor has no idea how he didn't break his jaw or any teeth  They have been in the ER for hours now, so hopefully they will be coming home soon.

is he ok? sorry to hear about this...

[no rose colored glasses]

So my daughter and her husband got home this morning from Las Vegas visiting his grandma, and while carrying bags up the steps to their condo, my SIL fell on the steps and cut his chin up pretty bad. My daughter called me again from the ER, the doctor is doing the stitches, because the cut is so deep, and the doctor has no idea how he didn't break his jaw or any teeth  They have been in the ER for hours now, so hopefully they will be coming home soon.

is he ok? sorry to hear about this...

He is home now sleeping, so I don't know if he will have a big scar or not, I'm sure he will.

[darla]

I am trying to think of ideas fro low cal or low carb breakfasts, when its cold i like warm food but everything is potatoes or bread!!!    trying to get in good shape for the big day (when ever that is) and in life in general this just gave me the ooomph to get goin.. and ideas??

Scarey, I have a low carb diet plan around here somewhere, I will hunt it down and post it for you. My Dr. pitches a fit cause I don't eat breakfast because I am diabetic, but I have to be up a few hours before I can eat anything. Cream of wheat and grits are a good warm breakfast. Your body needs at least 45 grams of Carbs at each meal. Just have to find the good carbs. Whole wheat toast is good also. And it does not turn to sugar as soon as you eat it. Just make sure it is 100% whole wheat. I will see if I can find the diet plan in a little while

[darla]

My Dr. told me to try something when I was first diagnosed with diabetes. He told me to check my blood sugar then take a bite of boiled potato and hold it under my tongue for 5 minutes, then spit it out and check my blood sugar again. I was shocked that just holding it under my tongue my blood sugar shot up over a hundred points. Potatoes and rice will run it up in just a little bit higher than a teaspoon of sugar. 

[darla]

Hello Sunny, mymonkey and Island monkey come on down out of the rafters and chat a while.
Hello Cookie .....when you come back.

[no rose colored glasses]

My Dr. told me to try something when I was first diagnosed with diabetes. He told me to check my blood sugar then take a bite of boiled potato and hold it under my tongue for 5 minutes, then spit it out and check my blood sugar again. I was shocked that just holding it under my tongue my blood sugar shot up over a hundred points. Potatoes and rice will run it up in just a little bit higher than a teaspoon of sugar. 

That's interesting I never heard that before.

[ScareyCarrie]

My Dr. told me to try something when I was first diagnosed with diabetes. He told me to check my blood sugar then take a bite of boiled potato and hold it under my tongue for 5 minutes, then spit it out and check my blood sugar again. I was shocked that just holding it under my tongue my blood sugar shot up over a hundred points. Potatoes and rice will run it up in just a little bit higher than a teaspoon of sugar. 

  Wow!! thats why i am trying to eat healthy foods, and trying to "cut" carbs, i love carbs is the hard thing, i would eat potatoes, bread cheeze and noodles every meal  if i could.  So i love veggies to so i am making a double batch of my fav salad dressing, buying lots of salad, veggy and sandwhich fixins. whole wheat bread too. going to try to not have carbs for breakfast bc most likely will have bread at lunch if i have a sandwhich and maybe a small carb with dinner

[darla]

I laughed at him when he told me that Rose. He had been my Dr. since I was a baby. I thought he was crazy. But he proved me wrong. lol

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1238324/Robot-Romance-Inventor-Le-Trung-takes-fembot-girlfriend-Christmas-dinner.html      Now if someone can build the perfect man we would be set 

[joesamas mama]

Everybody had and is having such a good time  Here I am already arguing about the tv, and thinking about working in the yard. I'm so bored I might even strap on a pair of skates and go skating with you JSM 

  You should skate No Rose, it takes out a lot of aggression. We just got back and now in about an hour we are going snowmobiling. My mom used my camera to take pictures of us skating on the pond. Lets just say, we look like ants because she didn't know how to zoom with my camera. Hopefully I can get her to download some of my stepdad's tonight and they can email them to me.

[darla]

My Dr. told me to try something when I was first diagnosed with diabetes. He told me to check my blood sugar then take a bite of boiled potato and hold it under my tongue for 5 minutes, then spit it out and check my blood sugar again. I was shocked that just holding it under my tongue my blood sugar shot up over a hundred points. Potatoes and rice will run it up in just a little bit higher than a teaspoon of sugar. 

  Wow!! thats why i am trying to eat healthy foods, and trying to "cut" carbs, i love carbs is the hard thing, i would eat potatoes, bread cheeze and noodles every meal  if i could.  So i love veggies to so i am making a double batch of my fav salad dressing, buying lots of salad, veggy and sandwhich fixins. whole wheat bread too. going to try to not have carbs for breakfast bc most likely will have bread at lunch if i have a sandwhich and maybe a small carb with dinner

Scarey, just try to switch from the potatoes and high starch foods, like rice, corn, butterbeans. Your body has to have so many carbs per meal to make energy for your body. Just leaving off sweets will make a huge difference. They are empty calories anyway. They do nothing but add calories. Cabbage, lettuce, tomatoes, steamed broccoli and cauliflower, green beans , onions, bell pepper, celery are all veggies that you can eat almost limitless amounts. Watch your salad dressings as most have alot of fat.   

[joesamas mama]

Trouble is already brewing with the tv 

  Oh No, I hope it gets better.

[joesamas mama]

Morning all.  Slept in and staying in my PJ's today.  It is snowing so guess I am shoveling snow in my PJ's later.  JSM your trip sounds like you have a lot of fun planned.  Have you ever gone snowmobiling before?  They are fun, make sure you have a full face mask or cover the skin on your face well and stay on the paths!!!!  It is really dangerous to go off them as you could trigger a nasty avalanche.  I so want to see pictures of skating.  Still think you should try snow shoeing   

  No I don't have a mask or anything to cover my face. Would a scarf work?

Hopefully I can figure out how to enlarge the skating pics tonight when we get back from dinner. It was really fun skating on the pond. There was a little girl there when I got off the ice she told her mom, look there is the ballerina 

[mymonkey]

  I have been catching up and laughing there has been some of the funniest stuff on here today...and speaking of airports I am headed out to pick up someone in Atl. and then drive to SC.

NRCG...Happy Birthday to your darling daughter....I always thought the mom should get a little present on a childs birthday after 9mo and labor


JSM hope your day has gone well!

And to all the other monkeys you guys should be a comedy show....so funny!! I love this thread.

[joesamas mama]

Morning all.  Slept in and staying in my PJ's today.  It is snowing so guess I am shoveling snow in my PJ's later.  JSM your trip sounds like you have a lot of fun planned.  Have you ever gone snowmobiling before?  They are fun, make sure you have a full face mask or cover the skin on your face well and stay on the paths!!!!  It is really dangerous to go off them as you could trigger a nasty avalanche.  I so want to see pictures of skating.  Still think you should try snow shoeing   

And cross country skiing also. Sounds great staying in PJ's for the day 

Cross country skiing and snowshoeing sounds like a lot of work and exercise. 

[no rose colored glasses]

Trouble is already brewing with the tv 

  Oh No, I hope it gets better.

Still waiting on the cable guy Sounds like you had fun ice skating 

[no rose colored glasses]

I have been catching up and laughing there has been some of the funniest stuff on here today...and speaking of airports I am headed out to pick up someone in Atl. and then drive to SC.

NRCG...Happy Birthday to your darling daughter....I always thought the mom should get a little present on a childs birthday after 9mo and labor


JSM hope your day has gone well!

And to all the other monkeys you guys should be a comedy show....so funny!! I love this thread.

Have a safe trip  Thank-you, you are right the mom should get a present also on the child's birthday 

[joesamas mama]

http://web.jacksoncounty.org/Jail/Inmate.aspx?SheriffOfficeNumber=00101559&BookingNumber=0908543


and this one


WTF???~!!!!

I needed that laugh  My husband was on the phone for 30 minutes, tv still not hooked up right. So now waiting for cable guy to come between 1 and 3 

Those were funny. I hope the cable guy gets there before your daughter gets home.