Begging for Ban Thread #11

[joesamas mama]

OH, today's Cancer Commercial:

We were talking about how long your hair has to be to donate it for wigs. Pantene has a program (they made my wig) and the hair only has to be 8" long. Locks for love is 12 inches.

Enough of the cancer crap for today. I told my bad sis about the wig, told her I feel normal again, I feel great! Well, yeah, I still have this stupid cancer, but at least I have GREAT HAIR!!!!
(don't worry, I did not invite her to JSM's TP party....she's been to TX and she'd just wanna go to S Padre Island and drink...and I'd like to just camp on the beach at Aransas Pass...and then there'd be booze and then there'd be trouble....!)

  I have about 3 inches to go! Except half of it is split ends.

All your sisters are invited except the bad one, this is your Texas party so you invite whomever you want!!! 

[joesamas mama]

http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/2009-12-30-Somalia_N.htm
Somali arrested at airport with chemicals, syringe
Posted 4m ago |  Comment    |  Recommend   

Janet "We can't call them terrorists" Napolitano needs to be fired and now!!!!!!!!!!! She says the system worked - O'Bama wants an investigation as to why it DIDN'T work - no rocket science there O'Bama 

I agree..Napolitano needs to go!At this point it feels like you are on your on to watch out for all these idiots.   

I agree and if one of us were to spot one like this guy and take matters into our own hands guess who would be the bad guy and go straight to prison Sheeesh.

Exactly Mission. I am sick of hearing about Yemen, I want to be president. I want to drive a predator drone. I want to push the button and fire Hellfire rockets. If I were president Yemen would be bowing down to JSM as would the rest of the world. As president JSM would get the Nobel prize out of fear!

Sorry that is my rant today. My BGF had a student killed on the USS Cole and we should have taken care of Yemen years ago. JMO JSM

[Missiontoconvict]

OH, today's Cancer Commercial:

We were talking about how long your hair has to be to donate it for wigs. Pantene has a program (they made my wig) and the hair only has to be 8" long. Locks for love is 12 inches.

Enough of the cancer crap for today. I told my bad sis about the wig, told her I feel normal again, I feel great! Well, yeah, I still have this stupid cancer, but at least I have GREAT HAIR!!!!
(don't worry, I did not invite her to JSM's TP party....she's been to TX and she'd just wanna go to S Padre Island and drink...and I'd like to just camp on the beach at Aransas Pass...and then there'd be booze and then there'd be trouble....!)

I'm so glad you are feeling so good about your wig.  Love the camping on the beach with booze - trouble could be fun.   

[Missiontoconvict]

http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/2009-12-30-Somalia_N.htm
Somali arrested at airport with chemicals, syringe
Posted 4m ago |  Comment    |  Recommend   

Janet "We can't call them terrorists" Napolitano needs to be fired and now!!!!!!!!!!! She says the system worked - O'Bama wants an investigation as to why it DIDN'T work - no rocket science there O'Bama 

I agree..Napolitano needs to go!At this point it feels like you are on your on to watch out for all these idiots.   

I agree and if one of us were to spot one like this guy and take matters into our own hands guess who would be the bad guy and go straight to prison Sheeesh.

Exactly Mission. I am sick of hearing about Yemen, I want to be president. I want to drive a predator drone. I want to push the button and fire Hellfire rockets. If I were president Yemen would be bowing down to JSM as would the rest of the world. As president JSM would get the Nobel prize out of fear!

Sorry that is my rant today. My BGF had a student killed on the USS Cole and we should have taken care of Yemen years ago. JMO JSM

You go girl I couldn't have said it better - JSM FOR PRESIDENT!

[joesamas mama]

http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/2009-12-30-Somalia_N.htm
Somali arrested at airport with chemicals, syringe
Posted 4m ago |  Comment    |  Recommend   

Janet "We can't call them terrorists" Napolitano needs to be fired and now!!!!!!!!!!! She says the system worked - O'Bama wants an investigation as to why it DIDN'T work - no rocket science there O'Bama 

I agree..Napolitano needs to go!At this point it feels like you are on your on to watch out for all these idiots.   

I agree and if one of us were to spot one like this guy and take matters into our own hands guess who would be the bad guy and go straight to prison Sheeesh.

Exactly Mission. I am sick of hearing about Yemen, I want to be president. I want to drive a predator drone. I want to push the button and fire Hellfire rockets. If I were president Yemen would be bowing down to JSM as would the rest of the world. As president JSM would get the Nobel prize out of fear!

Sorry that is my rant today. My BGF had a student killed on the USS Cole and we should have taken care of Yemen years ago. JMO JSM

You go girl I couldn't have said it better - JSM FOR PRESIDENT!

I will pick monkeys for my Cabinet.  Would you like to be in charge of DHS?

[Missiontoconvict]

JSM what is on your agenda today?  I hope today is a better day 

[joesamas mama]

  JSM is getting in the shower. Say a prayer I am going skiing today. I'm sure there will be some kind of issue that comes up. 

[Missiontoconvict]

 I will pick monkeys for my Cabinet.  Would you like to be in charge of DHS?

Oh let me at it JSM 

[joesamas mama]

JSM what is on your agenda today?  I hope today is a better day 

Skiing, i'm the only one going so of course everyone's day is going to be bad because they are going to just watch they don't feel like skiing. 

[Missiontoconvict]

JSM is getting in the shower. Say a prayer I am going skiing today. I'm sure there will be some kind of issue that comes up. 

I sure will JSM - I want you to have a good day    I am heading to the shower too - my daughter caught me at a weak moment yesterday and we are going shopping.  She has some yearning desire to go spend her Xmas gift cards - oh boy.  The only consolation is I won't have to pay on this shopping extravaganza.    Have fun no matter what you do JSM and remember to tune out the bros girlfriend if she starts in on any rant.

[no rose colored glasses]

Good Morning everyone    You have to invite me also JSM to party and toilet paper Tony Roma's house, I just wish he was still dating Jessica Simpson, I would love to toilet paper that dumb blonde 

Morning No Rose. All are welcomed to the TP party!!! I can't stand Jessica Simpson either.

  I'm in the mood to do something fun

[Missiontoconvict]

JSM what is on your agenda today?  I hope today is a better day 

Skiing, i'm the only one going so of course everyone's day is going to be bad because they are going to just watch they don't feel like skiing. 

Put on a good show - make them wish they were skiing with you because you are having alot of fun. 

[no rose colored glasses]

http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/2009-12-30-Somalia_N.htm
Somali arrested at airport with chemicals, syringe
Posted 4m ago |  Comment    |  Recommend   

WTH at least they got him before he got on a plane. And all this talk about those scans, He!! I wouldn't want my body scanned at the airport  but if that is what it is going to take, then scan away.

I agree.It could be entertaining.   

When they scan, is it where they see you naked like Xray vision glasses, or is it they see you without your clothes, but more or less looking for devices instead of seeing everything as plain as day? I don't know how to word it exactly 

[no rose colored glasses]

Well now I see why your brother's girlfriend was so crabby, thinking that her dog would be put down if he bit someone, thinking that it was the dog pound 

Yeah, I guess that could be a reason to be crabby, but if she used her brain she should know that Josef bites me and they haven't put him down.   

Is she real young? That may have something to do with it.

[no rose colored glasses]

OH, today's Cancer Commercial:

We were talking about how long your hair has to be to donate it for wigs. Pantene has a program (they made my wig) and the hair only has to be 8" long. Locks for love is 12 inches.

Enough of the cancer crap for today. I told my bad sis about the wig, told her I feel normal again, I feel great! Well, yeah, I still have this stupid cancer, but at least I have GREAT HAIR!!!!
(don't worry, I did not invite her to JSM's TP party....she's been to TX and she'd just wanna go to S Padre Island and drink...and I'd like to just camp on the beach at Aransas Pass...and then there'd be booze and then there'd be trouble....!)

  Glad you feel great. I want booze and trouble, lets go

[Missiontoconvict]

http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/2009-12-30-Somalia_N.htm
Somali arrested at airport with chemicals, syringe
Posted 4m ago |  Comment    |  Recommend   

WTH at least they got him before he got on a plane. And all this talk about those scans, He!! I wouldn't want my body scanned at the airport  but if that is what it is going to take, then scan away.

I agree.It could be entertaining.   

When they scan, is it where they see you naked like Xray vision glasses, or is it they see you without your clothes, but more or less looking for devices instead of seeing everything as plain as day? I don't know how to word it exactly 

I do believe they see everything - they were talking about it on Fox the other day and they said they would be able to see things like breast implants.  I am sure the screener's would love to see this system go through 

[no rose colored glasses]

JSM is getting in the shower. Say a prayer I am going skiing today. I'm sure there will be some kind of issue that comes up. 

  Just knock down anyone on the slopes that gets in your way

[Tevye]

Good Morning everyone    You have to invite me also JSM to party and toilet paper Tony Roma's house, I just wish he was still dating Jessica Simpson, I would love to toilet paper that dumb blonde 

Morning No Rose. All are welcomed to the TP party!!! I can't stand Jessica Simpson either.

I also don't care for Jessica, but her boots........now THOSE I covet!

We can take them from her!   

Yeah! We'll TP her, only with plaster of paris applied, and then get whatever we want! Boots, trashy earrings...probably hair extensions too!

I can see Sponge Bob with the boots,earrings and extensions arriving at the airport.....Scan this  ********!   

Oh yeah baby!!!

[no rose colored glasses]

JSM what is on your agenda today?  I hope today is a better day 

Skiing, i'm the only one going so of course everyone's day is going to be bad because they are going to just watch they don't feel like skiing. 

  Why would they just want to watch, how often does a person get to go skiing. If I were there I would go with you, even though I've never had skis on in my life.

[no rose colored glasses]

JSM is getting in the shower. Say a prayer I am going skiing today. I'm sure there will be some kind of issue that comes up. 

I sure will JSM - I want you to have a good day    I am heading to the shower too - my daughter caught me at a weak moment yesterday and we are going shopping.  She has some yearning desire to go spend her Xmas gift cards - oh boy.  The only consolation is I won't have to pay on this shopping extravaganza.    Have fun no matter what you do JSM and remember to tune out the bros girlfriend if she starts in on any rant.

Have fun shopping