Begging for Ban Thread #11

[darla]

Well geesh, I finally get to stay in the cage long enough to post and everyone skedaddles lol. Must go attend to daughter duties, TTYL

[Tevye]

good morning all..

munkey munk is in the hospital with possible kidney stones

Ouch! tell her to take all the meds they offer! And of course, be better by New Year's Eve!

[joesamas mama]

JSM is getting in the shower. Say a prayer I am going skiing today. I'm sure there will be some kind of issue that comes up. 

I sure will JSM - I want you to have a good day    I am heading to the shower too - my daughter caught me at a weak moment yesterday and we are going shopping.  She has some yearning desire to go spend her Xmas gift cards - oh boy.  The only consolation is I won't have to pay on this shopping extravaganza.    Have fun no matter what you do JSM and remember to tune out the bros girlfriend if she starts in on any rant.

We didn't make it up to the resort. Need to get chains for tires, so don't think I will be skiing this vacation.  Have a great day Mission.

[no rose colored glasses]

Oh Scarey, prayers for monkeymonk.

Greeneyes, sorry about your kitty, meant to post that yesterday and kept getting thrown out of the cage.

Hey can I come to the party guys? I can shoot a mean slingshot. lol

  A sling shot and bourbon 

[Northern Rose]

good morning all..

munkey munk is in the hospital with possible kidney stones

My prayers and thoughts are with her.  I have had a few stones.  Drink LOTS AND LOTS of water. The faster she can flush it out the sooner instant relief.

[Northern Rose]

Tiger Woods' new pitch? Submit your fake ads


http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/12/21/2009-12-21_tiger_woods_new_pitch_submit_your_fake_ads.html

       

[joesamas mama]

 I will pick monkeys for my Cabinet.  Would you like to be in charge of DHS?

Oh let me at it JSM 

You got it. 

[no rose colored glasses]

I better get busy practicing for the trip, I see Tevye you have me on a horse, that is about as bad as me using a bow and arrow  Not only do I not have boots, unless hiking boots are okay, I don't own a hat and my riding skills are zero. Wow, I'm not going to be any fun, but I am good at TPing things 

Rose, we're gonna "borrow" Jessica Simpson's boots, remember? Right after we TP her with plaster of paris. We'll get you a 13 yr old mare to ride, and I have good allergy medicine too (we call it 'Ol #7, made by some dude named Seagram....works well for snake bites as well!). And is it Darla that's good with the sling shot? That will come in handy, too!

If all else fails, we'll get drunk, go to a grocery store when they have penny-pony rides, and have a high old foolish time!

  I'm ready to go, an old gray mare, will work great for this old gray mare  Seagrams and Darla's bourbon will work dandy, I sure could use a high old foolish time, I think we all could 

[Northern Rose]

10 Things Husbands Should Never Do

http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/sex/10-things-husbands-should-never-do-552285/?zing

[no rose colored glasses]

Tiger Woods' new pitch? Submit your fake ads


http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/12/21/2009-12-21_tiger_woods_new_pitch_submit_your_fake_ads.html

       

    JSM no skiing? 

[joesamas mama]

Good Morning everyone    You have to invite me also JSM to party and toilet paper Tony Roma's house, I just wish he was still dating Jessica Simpson, I would love to toilet paper that dumb blonde 

Morning No Rose. All are welcomed to the TP party!!! I can't stand Jessica Simpson either.

  I'm in the mood to do something fun

  partay!

[joesamas mama]

Well now I see why your brother's girlfriend was so crabby, thinking that her dog would be put down if he bit someone, thinking that it was the dog pound 

Yeah, I guess that could be a reason to be crabby, but if she used her brain she should know that Josef bites me and they haven't put him down.   

Is she real young? That may have something to do with it.

Somewhat young, but mostly just a dumb know it all.

[no rose colored glasses]

10 Things Husbands Should Never Do

http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/sex/10-things-husbands-should-never-do-552285/?zing

Okay, mine is guilty of 2,3,5,7,8,9,10 

[Northern Rose]

10 Things Husbands Should Never Do

http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/sex/10-things-husbands-should-never-do-552285/?zing

Okay, mine is guilty of 2,3,5,7,8,9,10 

       

[no rose colored glasses]

Well now I see why your brother's girlfriend was so crabby, thinking that her dog would be put down if he bit someone, thinking that it was the dog pound 

Yeah, I guess that could be a reason to be crabby, but if she used her brain she should know that Josef bites me and they haven't put him down.   

Is she real young? That may have something to do with it.

Somewhat young, but mostly just a dumb know it all.

  Know the type, I don't get along well with know it alls, especially the ones that think they know it all and don't know hardly a thing.

[joesamas mama]

JSM what is on your agenda today?  I hope today is a better day 

Skiing, i'm the only one going so of course everyone's day is going to be bad because they are going to just watch they don't feel like skiing. 

  Why would they just want to watch, how often does a person get to go skiing. If I were there I would go with you, even though I've never had skis on in my life.

IDK No Rose, looks like I won't get to ski either. I guess we can go sledding if we can't get back up the mountain. I'm waiting on my parents to get back and then we will see if we can go.

[no rose colored glasses]

JSM what is on your agenda today?  I hope today is a better day 

Skiing, i'm the only one going so of course everyone's day is going to be bad because they are going to just watch they don't feel like skiing. 

  Why would they just want to watch, how often does a person get to go skiing. If I were there I would go with you, even though I've never had skis on in my life.

IDK No Rose, looks like I won't get to ski either. I guess we can go sledding if we can't get back up the mountain. I'm waiting on my parents to get back and then we will see if we can go.

Sure hope you can at least go sledding 

[Northern Rose]

JSM is going to have a picture postcard perfect day today!

[no rose colored glasses]

 That looks like a great day 

[joesamas mama]

 I will pick monkeys for my Cabinet.  Would you like to be in charge of DHS?

Oh let me at it JSM 

I want to be head of the Supreme Court. My first case will concern a certain birth certificate.

You will be my first justice pick, sorry I think judge Roberts is hawt, so you will have to be 2nd justice in charge