Begging for Ban Thread #11

[darla]

Goodnight lovin, be careful. It was good talking to you too.



I hate the Entertainment Tonight show.....I wish they would shut the H up about Michael Jackson and Farrah, and Ed McMahon. You would think they are the only people who ever died. I have heard it said a couple of times now that Michael was the closest thing to God. Give me a break.....he was a frickin drug headed pervert. God forbid a celebrity dies. If I had their money I would go somewhere and sit down and STFU

[no rose colored glasses]

Goodnight lovin, be careful. It was good talking to you too.



I hate the Entertainment Tonight show.....I wish they would shut the H up about Michael Jackson and Farrah, and Ed McMahon. You would think they are the only people who ever died. I have heard it said a couple of times now that Michael was the closest thing to God. Give me a break.....he was a frickin drug headed pervert. God forbid a celebrity dies. If I had their money I would go somewhere and sit down and STFU

What gets me is when they start talking politics, that's when I really go nuts, just stick to singing and acting, or whatever, and shut up.

[darla]

Oh dear Lord....they are talking about Kirstie Ally now and wondering what in the world has caused her to gain all her weight back. Duh, that is simple she ate everything she could get lol

[no rose colored glasses]

Oh dear Lord....they are talking about Kirstie Ally now and wondering what in the world has caused her to gain all her weight back. Duh, that is simple she ate everything she could get lol

  And more

[darla]

I keep getting kicked out of SM...anybody else having trouble?

[no rose colored glasses]

I keep getting kicked out of SM...anybody else having trouble?

Yes, for two days now 

[darla]

I was laughing a few pages back about ten things a husband shouldn't do. That is 10 reasons I don't have a husband lol. Don't ever want another of the critters.

[no rose colored glasses]

I was laughing a few pages back about ten things a husband shouldn't do. That is 10 reasons I don't have a husband lol. Don't ever want another of the critters.

I believe mine did seven of the ten 

[darla]

I saw your numbers Norose. Just had to laugh. I have been divorced for 30 yrs come Feb. I learned my lesson the first time. Never wanted to repeat it either. lol

[darla]

I am going to run check on Sarah's thread and Caylee's will be back shortly.

[no rose colored glasses]

I'll be going to Dennys to eat as soon as my daughter gets home. And then right back home out of the rain.

[Missiontoconvict]

 I will pick monkeys for my Cabinet.  Would you like to be in charge of DHS?

Oh let me at it JSM 

I want to be head of the Supreme Court. My first case will concern a certain birth certificate.

[joesamas mama]

Good evening Monkeys. Just got back from dinner.

FYI, if you are ever in Pagosa Springs the one place you need to eat is called Shang Hai Chinese Restaurant. It is a mom and pop operation, the owners are in their 30's and it was the BEST Chinese food I have ever eaten. The wife was a hoot and cracked us up.

I am so full I am going to explode. 

[joesamas mama]

  When I got all four of mine out, I did everything I was supposed to and wound up in infection he!!, not one of the better times.

Me too NRCG! I swear it was worse than having an 8.5lb baby cut from my abdomen!

  Lovin it is good to see you. I hope you and Bubba are doing well! 

[Missiontoconvict]

From left to right we have NoRosecoloredGlasses, JSM, and Tevye. Tevye doesn't do lairiats, and you can't see the scabbard on the side of my saddle, but my hair is in braids...it's the only way to ride without having my hair all over my face, and looks hot with just the right Stetson. Hmmm....red boots means NO red hat (I refuse to be confused with those old ladies!), so I'm thinking a pink Stetson. I do have contacts in the equestian world (la-te-da Arabians, I prefer quarter horses) but maybe I'll beg an old hat off them!

Wow, planning a trip to Alaska and dealing with Canadian immigrations (which I finally got a good answer to today!) and now a trip to TX...I'm like so too totally busy to be sick! But I am gonna have to check out this afternoon, the Neulasta is kickin' my asta today!

(OH, and in case I haven't mentioned it to you Monkeys lately, I love you for letting me indulge, whine, dream, and just be a smartass in general. Thanks for playing along, when I head the Supreme Court, I will let you all present cases in front of me. First order will be deportation for Bambi and Jessica!)

Ahhh so you aren't going to have any red flags?  That's good news.  Sorry to hear you are feeling the effects of your shot, I will be thinking about you tomorrow 

[Missiontoconvict]

good morning all..

munkey munk is in the hospital with possible kidney stones

Sorry to hear this - let her know I am thinking about her and hope they give her some good pain meds.  Get well soon Munkey Munk 

[joesamas mama]

Good Evening Monkeys.....Do not go to Walmarts tonight. That place was a mad house and will only be worse tomorrow.

Hope everyone has had a great day.

Tevye, I think I will take the Secretary of duhfence in JSM's cabinet, If no one else wants it.

IT is YOURS Darla.

[Missiontoconvict]

Hi JSM - I just got on and am playing catch up too. 

[Missiontoconvict]

I better get busy practicing for the trip, I see Tevye you have me on a horse, that is about as bad as me using a bow and arrow  Not only do I not have boots, unless hiking boots are okay, I don't own a hat and my riding skills are zero. Wow, I'm not going to be any fun, but I am good at TPing things 

Rose, we're gonna "borrow" Jessica Simpson's boots, remember? Right after we TP her with plaster of paris. We'll get you a 13 yr old mare to ride, and I have good allergy medicine too (we call it 'Ol #7, made by some dude named Seagram....works well for snake bites as well!). And is it Darla that's good with the sling shot? That will come in handy, too!

If all else fails, we'll get drunk, go to a grocery store when they have penny-pony rides, and have a high old foolish time!

Now that sounds like fun 

[joesamas mama]

Lovin....They had a special on last night on ABC about the movie Blindside. I didn't realize it was a true story. The special was interesting to watch . I want to see the movie, but will wait til it comes out on DVD. It cost a fortune to go to the movies anymore.

We'll wait too.  We only go to the movies twice a year and always to the Matinee.  We won't go again until the 4th of July, unless Grandma takes us! 

I do want to see that movie though & Bubba's such a football nut.  It's good for him to see some of the good hearted things in football instead of all the Michael Vick/Ray Lewis kind of BS.

Lovin, two good football movies for a kid are "Rudy" and the movie "Radio", those are great. Both are based on true stories as well. JMO JSM