Begging for Ban Thread #11

[Sassycat]

[trimmonthelake]

Those jokes are funny  I needed that. My husband got the right things  but then couldn't figure out why the car doors and trunk didn't open, so after a couple minutes he realized it was the wrong black car  I'm going to need a drink before this day is over.  Glad everything went well with your mom Darla 

Make that 2 drinks,I am gonna be thirsty.   

[trimmonthelake]

assy!   
Hey S

[trimmonthelake]

Sassy,I do not know what happened to that post.   

[no rose colored glasses]

  Popping in to see what is going on.Granddaughter is having alone time...drawing.     She doesn't want to do anything with me right now.I am so not cool. 


Darla,glad to see you made it back and your Mom is o.k. 

Yes you are  Girls that age are hard sometimes to deal with, not a kid, not a teen, and like you said yesterday, moody. In a little while you will be cool and she will want to do something with you.

[Sassycat]

Hi everyone.   

Hope you all are ready for Santa.    I've stayed off the laptop the last few days so I could get my stuff done.         
The cards have been mailed, the cookies all baked and decorated, fudge and cheesecakes are ready to be eaten!     

[trimmonthelake]

December 18, 2009 | 10:46 AM ET
Video: Jimmy Kimmel's 'Tiger Woods Mistress Plate Collection' skit
http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2009/12/18/video-jimmy-kimmels-tiger-woods-mistress-plate-collection-skit/

Hahaha! That was a good skit!

JSM: So glad Josef's eye is better. I made Josef a special New Year's Eve avatar. I'll post it when you want.

Hi to all the busy monkeys today!

Trimm: I left a special post for you and your Granddaughter at: http://scaredmonkeys.net/index.php?topic=4314.msg1041518#msg1041518

It's a funny one! But I think you two will get a real kick out of it

Thanks Brandi!.I'll go check it out.

[Sassycat]

Sassy,I do not know what happened to that post.   

    Hi Trimm!     

[Sassycat]

Those jokes are funny  I needed that. My husband got the right things  but then couldn't figure out why the car doors and trunk didn't open, so after a couple minutes he realized it was the wrong black car  I'm going to need a drink before this day is over.  Glad everything went well with your mom Darla 

Make that 2 drinks,I am gonna be thirsty.   

My feet are sore and tired from standing so much the last few days - cooking.   I need about 3 glasses of spiked egg nog.   That should get rid of the aches.        

[no rose colored glasses]

Those jokes are funny  I needed that. My husband got the right things  but then couldn't figure out why the car doors and trunk didn't open, so after a couple minutes he realized it was the wrong black car  I'm going to need a drink before this day is over.  Glad everything went well with your mom Darla 

Make that 2 drinks,I am gonna be thirsty.   

Sounds good      Hi Sassy 

[no rose colored glasses]

Those jokes are funny  I needed that. My husband got the right things  but then couldn't figure out why the car doors and trunk didn't open, so after a couple minutes he realized it was the wrong black car  I'm going to need a drink before this day is over.  Glad everything went well with your mom Darla 

Make that 2 drinks,I am gonna be thirsty.   

My feet are sore and tired from standing so much the last few days - cooking.   I need about 3 glasses of spiked egg nog.   That should get rid of the aches.        

You've been very bust, spiked egg nog sounds way too good right about now 

[darla]

Hi Sassy and Trimm!

Trimm I can't keep up with you when you change your avi everyday lol. Sassy, wish I had your will power to stay off the computer. I might could get something accomplished.

[bananas]

ok i am having a blond moment here....

did anyone else know that those whales with a unicorn horn do exist??? i totally thought they were fictional!

 

It's all news to me!  I never even heard of a whale with a unicorn horn... LOL

[darla]

Hummmm, drinks sound good about now. Lol It is 5 o'clock somewhere!  I think I need about a gt of bourbon right about now.

[Sassycat]

Good Afternoon, I survived the eye appt and Walmart. Glad to be back in my quiet house.


Northern Rose, could you use one of the bungie cord things to fix the tree stand?

I thought of that but think because a bungee cord has some elastic it may not be easy to keep it stable and or shoot the cord across the room as the other cords are tightened. 

When I was a kid, my dad would hammer two boards together in an x shape then nail it to the tree trunk. I have even tied an old artificial tree to the curtain rod to keep the tree straight. lol

My dad used to do that, too.    We were kinda poor and there were six of us kids.   One year, he went into the woods and chopped down the ugliest tree ever.    It looked ok once it had lights and a few presents were put under it.   


A few years back, we got a tree from a roadside stand and it had a spider nest inside that we didn't know about.   After about 3 days, the baby spiders were all over my living room.               There were so many, we just couldn't kill them without spraying the tree.  So our wonderful evergreen Christmas tree smelled like bug spray all thru the holidays.     
The following year, we bought an artificial tree.     

[bananas]

Those jokes are funny  I needed that. My husband got the right things  but then couldn't figure out why the car doors and trunk didn't open, so after a couple minutes he realized it was the wrong black car  I'm going to need a drink before this day is over.  Glad everything went well with your mom Darla 

Make that 2 drinks,I am gonna be thirsty.   

My feet are sore and tired from standing so much the last few days - cooking.   I need about 3 glasses of spiked egg nog.   That should get rid of the aches.        

You've been very bust, spiked egg nog sounds way too good right about now 

Actually I DID have a couple of margaritas last night while wrapping presents..... sure made my aching back feel better.  Today, I have been on my feet all day cleaning the house and once again this old back is so tired!  LOL  Pass the eggnog.... have a cup of cheer!

[Sassycat]

Hi Sassy and Trimm!

Trimm I can't keep up with you when you change your avi everyday lol. Sassy, wish I had your will power to stay off the computer. I might could get something accomplished.

Hey Darla   
I had no choice - my Christmas starts tomorrow!        

We still have a lot of ice here.   I hope no one falls on it, especially my parents who are in their eighties.   I might have to run out and pick up more salt.

[bananas]

Good Afternoon, I survived the eye appt and Walmart. Glad to be back in my quiet house.


Northern Rose, could you use one of the bungie cord things to fix the tree stand?

I thought of that but think because a bungee cord has some elastic it may not be easy to keep it stable and or shoot the cord across the room as the other cords are tightened. 

When I was a kid, my dad would hammer two boards together in an x shape then nail it to the tree trunk. I have even tied an old artificial tree to the curtain rod to keep the tree straight. lol

My dad used to do that, too.    We were kinda poor and there were six of us kids.   One year, he went into the woods and chopped down the ugliest tree ever.    It looked ok once it had lights and a few presents were put under it.   


A few years back, we got a tree from a roadside stand and it had a spider nest inside that we didn't know about.   After about 3 days, the baby spiders were all over my living room.               There were so many, we just couldn't kill them without spraying the tree.  So our wonderful evergreen Christmas tree smelled like bug spray all thru the holidays.     
The following year, we bought an artificial tree.     

My father did this too just hammered the tree trunk to the wood x.  However one year I remember... he couldn't get the tree to stand up so he nailed it to the floor and my mother was livid!  LOL

[Sassycat]

Good morning monkeys.... took me a bit to catch up on all I missed while out yesterday.  More shopping and wrapping.  Today, more elfwork as well.  Time to clean this place up before the festivities.  I will have a houseful this weekend.  Would much rather stay in here to read and chat.   

I love your avi.   

[Sassycat]

im cooking a ham!  i can't wait.  i love the holidays for the food.  and i plan to cook all the yummy stuff!

Ham sounds good  The Olive Garden, we like going there on Christmas Eve.

Yum.   I love the Olive Garden.   Especially the salad.           We are finally getting one near us.  We used to have to drive 40 miles to eat there.