Failed Copenhagen Accord...Gore...Pleads for BAILOUT - satire

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Failed Copenhagen Accord Leads to Plunge in Carbon Credits; Gore Almost Financially Destitute, Pleads for BAILOUT!

A shocking international investigation into the collapsing Carbon Credit financial market has revealed that several prominent proponents of The Global Warming Crisis, lost their ass after the Copenhagen Convention was declared a massive Failure, not to mention a Farce!

Inside financial experts, close to the scene, and that had earlier predicted the overheated market bore resemblances to a Madoff inspired scenario, said that an emergency meeting were being held in the White House with mandatory attendance required of Barney Frank, Chris Dodd and Tim Geithner, Treasury Secretary.

According to an uninvited guest who was just passing through on his way to a surprise power lunch with VP Joe Biden, Presidential Advisor Rahm Emanuel was close to a major meltdown as he demanded the unholy trio act immediately to bail out Gore, and by extension himself and the rest of the White House Chicago based investors. "Michelle is going to F****g kill me," he was heard to scream during one profanity laden rant.

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