JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD #12

[trimmonthelake]

Morning, Monks! If someone sees a mod around, will you ask them to remove the HANG from the thread title? I wonder if Klaas thought it was intentional, as so many of us have been having troubles. I think it was operator error...but at any rate, I DO NOT WISH TO HANG JSM! how stupid would I be to hang the person who is going to bail me outta jail? 

  I will still bail you out Tevye. 

Good, cos the line of snowbank-pushees is getting longer!

  Cash is hidden in the cupboard, just in case you need it while I am at work. 

I have decided we need a Witless News Chopper!Us Monkeys are all on the edge right now,hanging by a fingernail.   

But for Tevye,we better have a back up jet on stand by.     

[no rose colored glasses]

I like that jet, hope it is as nice on the inside like on Criminal Minds, when they go from city to city profiling 

[trimmonthelake]

I like that jet, hope it is as nice on the inside like on Criminal Minds, when they go from city to city profiling 

Only the best for us.   

[no rose colored glasses]

I like that jet, hope it is as nice on the inside like on Criminal Minds, when they go from city to city profiling 

Only the best for us.   

  Well stocked with food and beverages, many different kinds of beverages will be needed.

[Tevye]

Morning, Monks! If someone sees a mod around, will you ask them to remove the HANG from the thread title? I wonder if Klaas thought it was intentional, as so many of us have been having troubles. I think it was operator error...but at any rate, I DO NOT WISH TO HANG JSM! how stupid would I be to hang the person who is going to bail me outta jail? 

  I will still bail you out Tevye. 

Good, cos the line of snowbank-pushees is getting longer!

  Cash is hidden in the cupboard, just in case you need it while I am at work. 

I have decided we need a Witless News Chopper!Us Monkeys are all on the edge right now,hanging by a fingernail.   

But for Tevye,we better have a back up jet on stand by.     

Oooh, this could be good! Instead of pushing people in snowbanks, etc., we can just bomb them with little bags of frozen stuff from the bath room. Then bad sister could be shitty sister...for real!!!!

OMG  monks, you wouldn't believe the day I've had. Let's just say it ended with me falling asleep for an hour in the bath...and I hate baths! I needed to get warm, my bones needed a little relief...and I was very tired. My next project is filing a naughty report for a funeral home! I tried to call one branch to complain about another...and guess who answered the phone? The dude I was calling to complain about!! Oh, I think sister dearest had to get her nails done today, so she was unavailable to take care of the WRONG INFORMATION BEING PUT IN THE OBIT, both in online and print editions! Thankfully, I was able to get the online version corrected inside of an hour, but the print version....all she kept saying was "Great! Now I get to spend my day answering my phone and telling them the paper made a mistake! Great! That's what I really wanna do all day!" (In my opinion, being alive to bitch about this stuff is a pretty good thing, no?) And no, she did not thank me. Again.

So, yeah, let's use the plane. I may not have the energy to shove her, and DH has already said he's not getting in between us.

[joesamas mama]

Morning, Monks! If someone sees a mod around, will you ask them to remove the HANG from the thread title? I wonder if Klaas thought it was intentional, as so many of us have been having troubles. I think it was operator error...but at any rate, I DO NOT WISH TO HANG JSM! how stupid would I be to hang the person who is going to bail me outta jail? 

  I will still bail you out Tevye. 

Good, cos the line of snowbank-pushees is getting longer!

  Cash is hidden in the cupboard, just in case you need it while I am at work. 

I have decided we need a Witless News Chopper!Us Monkeys are all on the edge right now,hanging by a fingernail.   

But for Tevye,we better have a back up jet on stand by.     

    Awesome Trimm!!! I just wanted Tevye to know where the cash was in case I was kicked out of the cage. Now we have a sweet ride to get her!!

[joesamas mama]

I like that jet, hope it is as nice on the inside like on Criminal Minds, when they go from city to city profiling 

Only the best for us.   

  Well stocked with food and beverages, many different kinds of beverages will be needed.

  ML and moonshine jugs? 

[trimmonthelake]

I like that jet, hope it is as nice on the inside like on Criminal Minds, when they go from city to city profiling 

Only the best for us.   

  Well stocked with food and beverages, many different kinds of beverages will be needed.

Oh yes!.Meds too.   
I am off to watch a movie.Maybe in the morning I will get paint.
That's it paint and snacks,in case I get snowed in Thursday.   

Have a good evening Monkeys.   

[trimmonthelake]

I like that jet, hope it is as nice on the inside like on Criminal Minds, when they go from city to city profiling 

Only the best for us.   

  Well stocked with food and beverages, many different kinds of beverages will be needed.

  ML and moonshine jugs? 

Oh Heck yeah!   

[no rose colored glasses]

I like that jet, hope it is as nice on the inside like on Criminal Minds, when they go from city to city profiling 

Only the best for us.   

  Well stocked with food and beverages, many different kinds of beverages will be needed.

Oh yes!.Meds too.   
I am off to watch a movie.Maybe in the morning I will get paint.
That's it paint and snacks,in case I get snowed in Thursday.   

Have a good evening Monkeys.   

We cannot forget the meds    Have a great night 

[no rose colored glasses]

Tevye, I don't know how you have had the strength not to push your sister into a snowbank by now. You are a much better person then me. It would be nice of her to thank you for all you are doing, maybe she will later on.

[joesamas mama]

Morning, Monks! If someone sees a mod around, will you ask them to remove the HANG from the thread title? I wonder if Klaas thought it was intentional, as so many of us have been having troubles. I think it was operator error...but at any rate, I DO NOT WISH TO HANG JSM! how stupid would I be to hang the person who is going to bail me outta jail? 

  I will still bail you out Tevye. 

Good, cos the line of snowbank-pushees is getting longer!

  Cash is hidden in the cupboard, just in case you need it while I am at work. 

I have decided we need a Witless News Chopper!Us Monkeys are all on the edge right now,hanging by a fingernail.   

But for Tevye,we better have a back up jet on stand by.     

Oooh, this could be good! Instead of pushing people in snowbanks, etc., we can just bomb them with little bags of frozen stuff from the bath room. Then bad sister could be shitty sister...for real!!!!

OMG  monks, you wouldn't believe the day I've had. Let's just say it ended with me falling asleep for an hour in the bath...and I hate baths! I needed to get warm, my bones needed a little relief...and I was very tired. My next project is filing a naughty report for a funeral home! I tried to call one branch to complain about another...and guess who answered the phone? The dude I was calling to complain about!! Oh, I think sister dearest had to get her nails done today, so she was unavailable to take care of the WRONG INFORMATION BEING PUT IN THE OBIT, both in online and print editions! Thankfully, I was able to get the online version corrected inside of an hour, but the print version....all she kept saying was "Great! Now I get to spend my day answering my phone and telling them the paper made a mistake! Great! That's what I really wanna do all day!" (In my opinion, being alive to bitch about this stuff is a pretty good thing, no?) And no, she did not thank me. Again.

So, yeah, let's use the plane. I may not have the energy to shove her, and DH has already said he's not getting in between us.

I'm so sorry you have had such a bad day. You are such a better person than me, I would have said F it, sh*tty sis, you deal with it. Especially in the condition you are in.

I personally if you want will come up there and kick her azz. I am not a fighter, but pizz me off enough I will chase her with a butcher knife. I'm not fast, but she will be scared chitless.

Anyways, my prayers are with your family and even the sister because people like her need prayers (according to Father Tony) as much as nice people like you. 

[Magic Eyes]

This goes out to our delightful monkey BRANDI:

Sung to, (Brandy, You're a Fine Girl).

"And there's a girl, in this monkey town...
And she works, laying avi's down...

They ask "Brandi, how bout another round?"...
And she serves them avi's up fine.

The monkeys say "Brandi, you're a fine girl...
What good work you do for me...
Yeah.... your eyes can make avatars heavenly........."

Brandi, I soooo love Casper's new avatar.  I know I say that each one is the cutest but this one really is.  You just out do yourself each time.

Brandi, you are a fine girl and you bring so much happiness and smiles to your fellow monkeys.  I just adore you.  Your hard work is so appreciated.

Hugs, Magic 

[joesamas mama]

I like that jet, hope it is as nice on the inside like on Criminal Minds, when they go from city to city profiling 

Only the best for us.   

  Well stocked with food and beverages, many different kinds of beverages will be needed.

Oh yes!.Meds too.   
I am off to watch a movie.Maybe in the morning I will get paint.
That's it paint and snacks,in case I get snowed in Thursday.   

Have a good evening Monkeys.   

Paint!! Snacks are more important. I hope you don't get snowed in, I am so sick of this weather and it is just January. We don't get the crap til Feb.

Have a good evening, I guess we won't see you Thursday night. GO ALABAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!     

[joesamas mama]

I like that jet, hope it is as nice on the inside like on Criminal Minds, when they go from city to city profiling 

Only the best for us.   

  Well stocked with food and beverages, many different kinds of beverages will be needed.

Oh yes!.Meds too.   
I am off to watch a movie.Maybe in the morning I will get paint.
That's it paint and snacks,in case I get snowed in Thursday.   

Have a good evening Monkeys.   

We cannot forget the meds    Have a great night 

  I still have leftover meds from vacation. I will keep stashing them in case they are needed. 

[Northern Rose]

Interview of Gabriel's mom from jail is posted.  She won't talk to the police to find her 8 month old but she does interviews.   

[no rose colored glasses]

Magic Eyes that was really nice, I'll bet Brandi will love that                 JSM, remind me not to get you mad at me, I don't want to have you chase me with a butcher knife   

[joesamas mama]

Tevye, I don't know how you have had the strength not to push your sister into a snowbank by now. You are a much better person then me. It would be nice of her to thank you for all you are doing, maybe she will later on.

No Rose, I hope she gives Tevye a thank you after it is over, but I doubt she will. 

[no rose colored glasses]

I like that jet, hope it is as nice on the inside like on Criminal Minds, when they go from city to city profiling 

Only the best for us.   

  Well stocked with food and beverages, many different kinds of beverages will be needed.

Oh yes!.Meds too.   
I am off to watch a movie.Maybe in the morning I will get paint.
That's it paint and snacks,in case I get snowed in Thursday.   

Have a good evening Monkeys.   

We cannot forget the meds    Have a great night 

  I still have leftover meds from vacation. I will keep stashing them in case they are needed. 

And with my stash we should be alright 

[trimmonthelake]

One more thing.hugs to Tevye.   

and one magic teapot.   





Good night.