JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD #12

[joesamas mama]

I'm hungry. I wish I had a d*mn pizza. I have a salad in the fridge.  Stupid competition, I don't know why I worry about it, I have seen much larger people skate in competition wearing a unitard. (probably weighed about 250 lbs)

[joesamas mama]

JSM believe me I know exactly what you are talking about, sometimes I feel like I'm losing my mind with fear. They say a person should get a pet so they feel more relaxed, I hate to say this, but I've been a nervous wreck ever since I got Zoe. My husband reminds me that I was a total wreck when my kids were little, especially when they were sick. I guess there are people like me that worry about everything, and then lucky people that don't.

Oh No Rose, I know. I have never really been a worry wart until Josef came along. He kept me sane when my granma passed away. He was there to wipe my tears away, unlike my BF at the time. Then when he got hurt by the coyotes and he was so scared, in shock, wrapped in a blanket in the back of the truck with me cuddling him, I promised myself that nothing bad would ever happen to him. I guess that is why I freak out if he is ever acting strangely or sick.

  That is probably why. With Zoe when I saw her at the pound, I was the only one who saw her charm, my husband and kids didn't at the time, and wanted another dog, but I insisted. We are so much alike it is scary.

  I understand, sometimes there is a pet that just grabs your heart. We are so much alike just like Josef and Zoe are. 

Yes we are

  It is good to know someone like me No Rose. My family doesn't understand my attachment to Josef. My mom thinks he is evil, my sister hated him the day she got him.  Like they say at daycare, he is just misunderstood. 

[joesamas mama]

WHY? WHY? Why do they have Nationals almost always on the West Coast. Don't they know that this fat old woman needs to go to bed early in order to go to church.   

I guess the Olympics will be late too. Oh H*lls bells, I am going to have to take some time off during the Olympics, so I can stay up late. How do you tell your boss you need to take off because you are watching Olympics late at nite? 

Dear JSM's Boss,

JSM will need to be excused from work from Feb 12-28 for medical reasons. She will be having back spasms, migraine headaches and broken tailbone-like pain. Of course, she may be able to work part time. I will allow her to work from 12 pm-5pm only, and then only if she feels up to it. Naturally, I am sure her insurance and benefits package will allow her to collect full time pay.

Thank you very much,
Dr. Wing-Wong

  OMG Teyve, I almost peed on myself reading this. Sad thing is, my bosses beg me to take time off, but I don't do it. In fact, my boss had a project for me on Friday and realized I was going to have to stay late on a day I was leaving early and he demanded I leave. I think I can swing some time off during the Olympics. 

Dr Wing-Wong       

[no rose colored glasses]

I can see from Josef's pictures he is not evil, he looks like a very lovable pup  He may just be misunderstood.

[joesamas mama]

I can see from Josef's pictures he is not evil, he looks like a very lovable pup  He may just be misunderstood.

  Oh No Rose, that is so sweet, he is lovable as long as there isn't another animal around or he is having to go to daycare. Zoe looks like a sweetheart! 

[joesamas mama]

  I have new neighbors, I thought curry was bad coming through the walls. I walked into Kimchee this afternoon. I don't know which is worse. 

[joesamas mama]

  Skating is on and Uncle Dick (Button) is there!!! I wish NBC would hire him as a commentator. Too bad ABC didn't renew the contract. 

[no rose colored glasses]

I can see from Josef's pictures he is not evil, he looks like a very lovable pup  He may just be misunderstood.

  Oh No Rose, that is so sweet, he is lovable as long as there isn't another animal around or he is having to go to daycare. Zoe looks like a sweetheart! 

She can be, but I was wiping her feet today, and I got a warning snap from her, and I jumped back. I shook my finger at her and said no, and then she got all upset 

[joesamas mama]

I can see from Josef's pictures he is not evil, he looks like a very lovable pup  He may just be misunderstood.

  Oh No Rose, that is so sweet, he is lovable as long as there isn't another animal around or he is having to go to daycare. Zoe looks like a sweetheart! 

She can be, but I was wiping her feet today, and I got a warning snap from her, and I jumped back. I shook my finger at her and said no, and then she got all upset 

I hate it when they get upset. Sometimes I have to pop Josef on the butt with his leash, now I feel bad because I hope that didn't cause his arthritis. 

[no rose colored glasses]

No, I can't see that causing arthritis, age seems to have a lot to do with arthritis in animals, people too I guess, but there are young people with it also.

[joesamas mama]

No, I can't see that causing arthritis, age seems to have a lot to do with arthritis in animals, people too I guess, but there are young people with it also.

That's good, I feel bad now for popping him on the butt. 

[no rose colored glasses]

No, I can't see that causing arthritis, age seems to have a lot to do with arthritis in animals, people too I guess, but there are young people with it also.

That's good, I feel bad now for popping him on the butt. 

No, sometimes I swear with Zoe, she gets real stubborn when we take a walk, and she has a habit of pulling me where she wants to go, the other day in the middle of the street she just stops because she didn't want to cross the street. I yelled at her, I thought someone was going to hit us with a car. She is stubborn like a mule when she wants to be. 

[joesamas mama]

No, I can't see that causing arthritis, age seems to have a lot to do with arthritis in animals, people too I guess, but there are young people with it also.

That's good, I DON'T feel bad now for popping him on the butt. 

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[joesamas mama]

No, I can't see that causing arthritis, age seems to have a lot to do with arthritis in animals, people too I guess, but there are young people with it also.

That's good, I feel bad now for popping him on the butt. 

No, sometimes I swear with Zoe, she gets real stubborn when we take a walk, and she has a habit of pulling me where she wants to go, the other day in the middle of the street she just stops because she didn't want to cross the street. I yelled at her, I thought someone was going to hit us with a car. She is stubborn like a mule when she wants to be. 

OMG, that is not funny, but funny because Joe is the same way. He is so darn stubborn I have to drag him if he is in his locked down position. It drives me crazy when he does that. I swear they are twins.

[no rose colored glasses]

No, I can't see that causing arthritis, age seems to have a lot to do with arthritis in animals, people too I guess, but there are young people with it also.

That's good, I feel bad now for popping him on the butt. 

No, sometimes I swear with Zoe, she gets real stubborn when we take a walk, and she has a habit of pulling me where she wants to go, the other day in the middle of the street she just stops because she didn't want to cross the street. I yelled at her, I thought someone was going to hit us with a car. She is stubborn like a mule when she wants to be. 

OMG, that is not funny, but funny because Joe is the same way. He is so darn stubborn I have to drag him if he is in his locked down position. It drives me crazy when he does that. I swear they are twins.

That is so funny, when Zoe doesn't want to do something, she won't. I usually have to grab a hold of her collar and lead her when she gets like that. I can't pull her by the leash, because once I did, and she got out of her collar  I'm going to check a couple threads and go to bed, my head is pounding, probably from worry and stress  See you all in the morning 

[joesamas mama]

No, I can't see that causing arthritis, age seems to have a lot to do with arthritis in animals, people too I guess, but there are young people with it also.

That's good, I feel bad now for popping him on the butt. 

No, sometimes I swear with Zoe, she gets real stubborn when we take a walk, and she has a habit of pulling me where she wants to go, the other day in the middle of the street she just stops because she didn't want to cross the street. I yelled at her, I thought someone was going to hit us with a car. She is stubborn like a mule when she wants to be. 

OMG, that is not funny, but funny because Joe is the same way. He is so darn stubborn I have to drag him if he is in his locked down position. It drives me crazy when he does that. I swear they are twins.

That is so funny, when Zoe doesn't want to do something, she won't. I usually have to grab a hold of her collar and lead her when she gets like that. I can't pull her by the leash, because once I did, and she got out of her collar  I'm going to check a couple threads and go to bed, my head is pounding, probably from worry and stress  See you all in the morning 

Joe was the same until he started wearing a choke chain. He would walk straight out of his collar. Have a great night and I hope your head stops hurting. Prayers for you and Zoe. 

[Tevye]

Skating is on and Uncle Dick (Button) is there!!! I wish NBC would hire him as a commentator. Too bad ABC didn't renew the contract. 

You mean Dick won't be at the Olympics? Is that legal? I mean, do the Olympics really count if Dick Button isn't there???

[joesamas mama]

I am eating potato chips watching skating. D*mn I am supposed to be on a diet. 

[joesamas mama]

Skating is on and Uncle Dick (Button) is there!!! I wish NBC would hire him as a commentator. Too bad ABC didn't renew the contract. 

You mean Dick won't be at the Olympics? Is that legal? I mean, do the Olympics really count if Dick Button isn't there???

IDK if he will be there in Vancouver. He needs to be, but he was an ABC guy. I do like that he is a special commentator at Nationals. I hate Bob Costas and Tracy Wilson. 

[joesamas mama]

  Amanda Dobbs is skating to the music I will be skating to!!