JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD #12

[Missiontoconvict]

Johnny Depp dead? Just just another stupid Web hoax

By Elizabeth Snead
January 24, 2010 8:26 AM

Johnny Depp is NOT dead.

Reports on the Web and on Twitter about actor Johnny Depp's car being found alongside a road in Bordeaux are just a total hoax. So breathe easy, Depp fans.

The fictional news story was made out of a CNN report:

Johnny Depp dies after fatal car crash
Alcohol is most likely involved.

The wreckage of Johnny Depp's car after colliding with the guard rail.
BORDEAUX, France (CNN) -- Johnny Depp's car was found along side a road outside Bordeaux, France, with the guard rail embedded deep inside the car.

Yeah, right. Here's the fake CNN report. And note the date. A Depp-give-away, huh?

WTF is wrong with people?   

Bunch of losers 

[Missiontoconvict]

JSM,Tupelo posted this in the Caylee thread.
Todd Macaluso Disciplinary File     
http://members.calbar.ca.gov/courtDocs/06-O-14552-1.pdf

He might not have time to defend KC -I always wondered why he would get caught up in this case - obvious he needs to hop on board in hopes to make some money - he won't be making much in California now will he? 

[Missiontoconvict]

Time to get my arse in gear I hope everyone has a great day 

[Tevye]

Good morning everyone. This house is for the Vikings, but whoever wins will be alright by me 

I am a Green Bay Packer fan thru and thru - Brett was my hero - it is just that he is on the wrong team  It is tough being a Green Bay fan in Minnesota. 

One of the inmates I spoke with last week "rode the short bus to school" (his own words). The staff thought he couldn't read...but he reads quite well. He has anxiety issues, and was so "out of his element" talking to me that he was nervous and crying. I had taken two copies of USA Today with me to use as reading tests...the stuff about the playoffs was featured on the front page.

He saw the pics, I told him I don't understand all this playoff jazz, and what about this Favre guy? Well, the inmate immediatly went into a very animated description of what Brett's been up to, and he's (the inmate) very PO'd at Brett. But the cool thing was, as he kept talking, his stuttering decreased, he became more comfortable and at ease. It was pretty cool. I assigned him to read one article and be able to explain how the playoffs went and who is going to the big dance. He acted pretty proud that he had homework! And I learned that a lot of people are not happy with Brett.

So, tomorrow I'll see how his anxiety level does. I guess I'll have to do a little reading myself after the games today, so I can carry on a somewhat intelligent conversation!

[no rose colored glasses]

Good afternoon, guys,

JSM I've heard of three cases where dogs just won't use those stairs and no cases where they will. MY SIL chihuahuas just looked at them and then walked 'way around them.  I have a friend with a poodle and a chihuahua, same story.

My Charlie won't get in the car for any reason.  I think it's because he was dumped by the side of the road when he was young.  I got some steps for him.  Same story.  I have to pick him up to put him in the car.  Forty-five pounds of Jello.

When I leave Charlie at the vet for a few days, and then pick him up he walks right past me and greets an absolute stranger.  It's very embarrassing. He acts like he doesn't know me.  He can't stay mad for long, though, since he is a kisser.   My dog can lick anyone.

Hope everyone has a nice day.

Oh Charlie you sound like Zoe, she gives me the cold shoulder like that, I guess they are punishing us for taking them to the vet 

[no rose colored glasses]

Time to get my arse in gear I hope everyone has a great day 

Hope you have a good day also, I have to go to the grocery store and Walmart 

[no rose colored glasses]

Good morning everyone. This house is for the Vikings, but whoever wins will be alright by me 

I am a Green Bay Packer fan thru and thru - Brett was my hero - it is just that he is on the wrong team  It is tough being a Green Bay fan in Minnesota. 

One of the inmates I spoke with last week "rode the short bus to school" (his own words). The staff thought he couldn't read...but he reads quite well. He has anxiety issues, and was so "out of his element" talking to me that he was nervous and crying. I had taken two copies of USA Today with me to use as reading tests...the stuff about the playoffs was featured on the front page.

He saw the pics, I told him I don't understand all this playoff jazz, and what about this Favre guy? Well, the inmate immediatly went into a very animated description of what Brett's been up to, and he's (the inmate) very PO'd at Brett. But the cool thing was, as he kept talking, his stuttering decreased, he became more comfortable and at ease. It was pretty cool. I assigned him to read one article and be able to explain how the playoffs went and who is going to the big dance. He acted pretty proud that he had homework! And I learned that a lot of people are not happy with Brett.

So, tomorrow I'll see how his anxiety level does. I guess I'll have to do a little reading myself after the games today, so I can carry on a somewhat intelligent conversation!

That's real cool. I'll bet he will be excited to do homework, and that someone cares about what he thinks 

[no rose colored glasses]

Johnny Depp 

[Brandi]

Good afternoon, guys,

JSM I've heard of three cases where dogs just won't use those stairs and no cases where they will. MY SIL chihuahuas just looked at them and then walked 'way around them.  I have a friend with a poodle and a chihuahua, same story.

My Charlie won't get in the car for any reason.  I think it's because he was dumped by the side of the road when he was young.  I got some steps for him.  Same story.  I have to pick him up to put him in the car.  Forty-five pounds of Jello.

When I leave Charlie at the vet for a few days, and then pick him up he walks right past me and greets an absolute stranger.  It's very embarrassing. He acts like he doesn't know me.  He can't stay mad for long, though, since he is a kisser.   My dog can lick anyone.

Hope everyone has a nice day.

Hi Babybear!

BBM .. sorry, but the visual I got from that is funny. What a character Charlie must be! ("Nope, not speaking to her until she apologizes and makes good!")

hahaha. Sorry to laugh, I know it must be a bit embarrassing, but you got to admit, it's a tad funny.

Hello everyone!

[joesamas mama]

I swear we have two of the most stubborn dogs in the world  Maybe later on he will use the stairs.

ITA No Rose. He had no problem jumping on the bed this morning and get in my face when he wanted to go outside. I think he is paying me back for leaving him for a week. 

He could be afraid of the stairs also, Zoe seems to be afraid of the craziest things. I'm glad he is having a good day.

I think he is afraid of the stairs. He wouldn't go near them. 

[joesamas mama]

Good Morning Monkeys    I hope everyone is having a good weekend.  JSM  GO SAINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Brett Favre's mom is a Saints Fan  he is rooting for the Saints - got to catch up.

Morning Mission!!  GO SAINTS!!! i don't know if I can watch it tonight I am so nervous. 

You are the good luck charm.........you must watch.   

I don't know if I am the good luck charm, usually if I watch they lose. 

[joesamas mama]

Morning Monkeys!! I am tired. Stayed up way too late last night. 

I hope you all have a great day!

TEVYE... Skating is on from 2 to 4 repeat of ladies long and recap of the other disciplines 

Go Saints, though here it will be go Vikings. I think because of really liking Brett, but it doesn't really matter to me. May the best team win 

I like Brett Favre too, but I like the Saints better!! I think the Vikings will win though. 

Nahhh I don't think so the Saints are tough - I think it might be a breeze LOL.  I am glad to hear Josef is better - have a good day.

If the Saints play like they did last Sunday, then I think they will win. Brett Favre's mother is rooting for the Saints cracks me up.

[joesamas mama]

JSM,Tupelo posted this in the Caylee thread.
Todd Macaluso Disciplinary File     
http://members.calbar.ca.gov/courtDocs/06-O-14552-1.pdf

Trimm it won't open for me what does it say?  TIA JSM

[joesamas mama]

Good afternoon, guys,

JSM I've heard of three cases where dogs just won't use those stairs and no cases where they will. MY SIL chihuahuas just looked at them and then walked 'way around them.  I have a friend with a poodle and a chihuahua, same story.

My Charlie won't get in the car for any reason.  I think it's because he was dumped by the side of the road when he was young.  I got some steps for him.  Same story.  I have to pick him up to put him in the car.  Forty-five pounds of Jello.

When I leave Charlie at the vet for a few days, and then pick him up he walks right past me and greets an absolute stranger.  It's very embarrassing. He acts like he doesn't know me.  He can't stay mad for long, though, since he is a kisser.   My dog can lick anyone.

Hope everyone has a nice day.

Hi Baby, Josef will not go near those stairs. So I wasted 30 bucks. Oh well worth a try.  Charlie sounds like a hoot. Josef bites me if I leave him for too long when I pick him up. He is enjoying the weather, hanging out on the balcony right now. Just chilling.

Have a great day Baby.

[joesamas mama]

Johnny Depp dead? Just just another stupid Web hoax

By Elizabeth Snead
January 24, 2010 8:26 AM

Johnny Depp is NOT dead.

Reports on the Web and on Twitter about actor Johnny Depp's car being found alongside a road in Bordeaux are just a total hoax. So breathe easy, Depp fans.

The fictional news story was made out of a CNN report:

Johnny Depp dies after fatal car crash
Alcohol is most likely involved.

The wreckage of Johnny Depp's car after colliding with the guard rail.
BORDEAUX, France (CNN) -- Johnny Depp's car was found along side a road outside Bordeaux, France, with the guard rail embedded deep inside the car.

Yeah, right. Here's the fake CNN report. And note the date. A Depp-give-away, huh?

WTF is wrong with people?   

   

[joesamas mama]

Time to get my arse in gear I hope everyone has a great day 

Have a great day Mission. GO SAINTS 

[joesamas mama]

Good morning everyone. This house is for the Vikings, but whoever wins will be alright by me 

I am a Green Bay Packer fan thru and thru - Brett was my hero - it is just that he is on the wrong team  It is tough being a Green Bay fan in Minnesota. 

One of the inmates I spoke with last week "rode the short bus to school" (his own words). The staff thought he couldn't read...but he reads quite well. He has anxiety issues, and was so "out of his element" talking to me that he was nervous and crying. I had taken two copies of USA Today with me to use as reading tests...the stuff about the playoffs was featured on the front page.

He saw the pics, I told him I don't understand all this playoff jazz, and what about this Favre guy? Well, the inmate immediatly went into a very animated description of what Brett's been up to, and he's (the inmate) very PO'd at Brett. But the cool thing was, as he kept talking, his stuttering decreased, he became more comfortable and at ease. It was pretty cool. I assigned him to read one article and be able to explain how the playoffs went and who is going to the big dance. He acted pretty proud that he had homework! And I learned that a lot of people are not happy with Brett.

So, tomorrow I'll see how his anxiety level does. I guess I'll have to do a little reading myself after the games today, so I can carry on a somewhat intelligent conversation!

  Tevye you amaze me. I bet that inmate is very thankful for what you have done for him.

Sorry I told the wrong time skating comes on at 3 not 2 CST. 

[joesamas mama]

Time to get my arse in gear I hope everyone has a great day 

Hope you have a good day also, I have to go to the grocery store and Walmart 

Have fun shopping No Rose. 

[joesamas mama]

Good afternoon, guys,

JSM I've heard of three cases where dogs just won't use those stairs and no cases where they will. MY SIL chihuahuas just looked at them and then walked 'way around them.  I have a friend with a poodle and a chihuahua, same story.

My Charlie won't get in the car for any reason.  I think it's because he was dumped by the side of the road when he was young.  I got some steps for him.  Same story.  I have to pick him up to put him in the car.  Forty-five pounds of Jello.

When I leave Charlie at the vet for a few days, and then pick him up he walks right past me and greets an absolute stranger.  It's very embarrassing. He acts like he doesn't know me.  He can't stay mad for long, though, since he is a kisser.   My dog can lick anyone.

Hope everyone has a nice day.

Hi Babybear!

BBM .. sorry, but the visual I got from that is funny. What a character Charlie must be! ("Nope, not speaking to her until she apologizes and makes good!")

hahaha. Sorry to laugh, I know it must be a bit embarrassing, but you got to admit, it's a tad funny.

Hello everyone!

Hi Brandi. 

[Brandi]

Good afternoon, guys,

JSM I've heard of three cases where dogs just won't use those stairs and no cases where they will. MY SIL chihuahuas just looked at them and then walked 'way around them.  I have a friend with a poodle and a chihuahua, same story.

My Charlie won't get in the car for any reason.  I think it's because he was dumped by the side of the road when he was young.  I got some steps for him.  Same story.  I have to pick him up to put him in the car.  Forty-five pounds of Jello.

When I leave Charlie at the vet for a few days, and then pick him up he walks right past me and greets an absolute stranger.  It's very embarrassing. He acts like he doesn't know me.  He can't stay mad for long, though, since he is a kisser.   My dog can lick anyone.

Hope everyone has a nice day.

Hi Babybear!

BBM .. sorry, but the visual I got from that is funny. What a character Charlie must be! ("Nope, not speaking to her until she apologizes and makes good!")

hahaha. Sorry to laugh, I know it must be a bit embarrassing, but you got to admit, it's a tad funny.

Hello everyone!

Hi Brandi.