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« Reply #3540 on: February 01, 2010, 06:13:49 PM »

   I'll get right on it Tevye.   
Please do get some rest .You know that is very important.   an angelic monkey
Klaas made some adjustments to the MP threads and thought that might help.   
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« Reply #3541 on: February 01, 2010, 06:17:04 PM »

Monkey Devil!  O.k. I have been knocked out of the cage no less than 3 times in the past 39 minutes,posted Tinkerbell in the wrong thread,and cussed my husband out.
Is there anything I can do for anyone before I start drinking?   


Glen Beck just said Pelosi looked like skeletor.   
He said it looks like it hurts when she blinks.    Monkey Devil!
Yes. Please finish the last two chapters of my ISP book. Before you do, that, however, get really drunk and take a nap for me. All of this needs to be done by midnight. And then, when my prof gets all anal about it and dings my grades, get my boots and kick her azz!
(OMG< I'm so frikkin' tired! I'm gonna do my doc apt tomorrow, come home and go to bed for at least 12 hours. No jail tomorrow, thank goodness. I'd hate to sleep thru the class I'm supposed to be teaching!!!!)

As to the cage troubles, maybe we need a new thread?

Sorry to hear you are under the gun!

Hope you get that 12+ hours of sleep tomorrow after your appointment. Darn it, you deserve it! I promise to be quiet and let you sleep!

The whole forum site has been slow, not just this section.

Klaas said they were moving some threads around so there will be less refreshing in some areas, and they hope that will improve things. Actually seems to be better now. Go figure. LOL
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« Reply #3542 on: February 01, 2010, 06:41:17 PM »

OH, news alert! in the Stupidest Thing I Have Ever Said in Public Department:

Today, I gave GED pretests to 5 inmates, and had an extra 2 in the room. Those 2 were just there for counseling- and to get out of their cells.

So, I've assigned the 2 an essay question, to see how they write. I'm working on my real homework....and the room gets kinda loud. The 2 were chatting with the 5 guys taking the test. I said "Excuse me, gentlemen, please be quiet. Don't make noise, don't disturb the others. Don't distract my test-ees." Say it out loud, and paint my face beet red! We all had a great laugh over it.... it was so embarrassing and funny at the same time. Oh, yeah, I'm a good teacher....dope!
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« Reply #3543 on: February 01, 2010, 06:45:03 PM »

Monkey Devil!  O.k. I have been knocked out of the cage no less than 3 times in the past 39 minutes,posted Tinkerbell in the wrong thread,and cussed my husband out.
Is there anything I can do for anyone before I start drinking?   


Glen Beck just said Pelosi looked like skeletor.   
He said it looks like it hurts when she blinks.    Monkey Devil!
She does look like Skeletor.
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« Reply #3544 on: February 01, 2010, 06:48:31 PM »

OH, news alert! in the Stupidest Thing I Have Ever Said in Public Department:

Today, I gave GED pretests to 5 inmates, and had an extra 2 in the room. Those 2 were just there for counseling- and to get out of their cells.

So, I've assigned the 2 an essay question, to see how they write. I'm working on my real homework....and the room gets kinda loud. The 2 were chatting with the 5 guys taking the test. I said "Excuse me, gentlemen, please be quiet. Don't make noise, don't disturb the others. Don't distract my test-ees." Say it out loud, and paint my face beet red! We all had a great laugh over it.... it was so embarrassing and funny at the same time. Oh, yeah, I'm a good teacher....dope!
Sorry you are under the gun with school and such. Hope the appointment goes well tomorrow and you get some rest.

As far as what you said.... Bwaaahaaaahahaha Sorry I just had to let it out because I just scared Josef from laughing so hard. It reminded me of my in a grocery store and she went up to a stock boy and asked "where are your nuts" My sister and I broke out laughing so hard, we had to run out of the store.
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« Reply #3545 on: February 01, 2010, 06:50:16 PM »

Not sure if y'all know who he is, but Jay Novacek played for the Cowboys, his wife commited suicide today. So very very sad. She did it at her mom's house. I pray for him and their family.  an angelic monkey He was always a stand up Cowboy, I liked him.
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« Reply #3546 on: February 01, 2010, 07:06:43 PM »

Monkey Devil!  O.k. I have been knocked out of the cage no less than 3 times in the past 39 minutes,posted Tinkerbell in the wrong thread,and cussed my husband out.
Is there anything I can do for anyone before I start drinking?   


Glen Beck just said Pelosi looked like skeletor.   
He said it looks like it hurts when she blinks.    Monkey Devil!
That's because who ever did her plastic surgery screwed it up big time. I think she has to wear a sleep mask at night, because she can't close her eyes. I watched about 5-10 minutes of the State of the Union, that woman jumped up and down like an old Jack in the Box, she made me so nervous I walked away.
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« Reply #3547 on: February 01, 2010, 07:09:34 PM »

OH, news alert! in the Stupidest Thing I Have Ever Said in Public Department:

Today, I gave GED pretests to 5 inmates, and had an extra 2 in the room. Those 2 were just there for counseling- and to get out of their cells.

So, I've assigned the 2 an essay question, to see how they write. I'm working on my real homework....and the room gets kinda loud. The 2 were chatting with the 5 guys taking the test. I said "Excuse me, gentlemen, please be quiet. Don't make noise, don't disturb the others. Don't distract my test-ees." Say it out loud, and paint my face beet red! We all had a great laugh over it.... it was so embarrassing and funny at the same time. Oh, yeah, I'm a good teacher....dope!
  That was funny, and it probably put the men more at ease.
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« Reply #3548 on: February 01, 2010, 07:10:16 PM »

Not sure if y'all know who he is, but Jay Novacek played for the Cowboys, his wife commited suicide today. So very very sad. She did it at her mom's house. I pray for him and their family.  an angelic monkey He was always a stand up Cowboy, I liked him.
How terrible  an angelic monkey
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« Reply #3549 on: February 01, 2010, 07:11:17 PM »

Monkey Devil!  O.k. I have been knocked out of the cage no less than 3 times in the past 39 minutes,posted Tinkerbell in the wrong thread,and cussed my husband out.
Is there anything I can do for anyone before I start drinking?   


Glen Beck just said Pelosi looked like skeletor.   
He said it looks like it hurts when she blinks.    Monkey Devil!
That's because who ever did her plastic surgery screwed it up big time. I think she has to wear a sleep mask at night, because she can't close her eyes. I watched about 5-10 minutes of the State of the Union, that woman jumped up and down like an old Jack in the Box, she made me so nervous I walked away.
OMG No Rose, you just nailed it on the head.  Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #3550 on: February 01, 2010, 07:12:29 PM »

Not sure if y'all know who he is, but Jay Novacek played for the Cowboys, his wife commited suicide today. So very very sad. She did it at her mom's house. I pray for him and their family.  an angelic monkey He was always a stand up Cowboy, I liked him.
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I know. So very sad.
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« Reply #3551 on: February 01, 2010, 07:17:13 PM »

Did I ever mention, that I can't stand Pelosi, Boxer and Arnold S.  At least we will be getting rid of Arnold, oh, why can't he pronounce California 
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« Reply #3552 on: February 01, 2010, 07:25:47 PM »

Did I ever mention, that I can't stand Pelosi, Boxer and Arnold S.  At least we will be getting rid of Arnold, oh, why can't he pronounce California 
  Monkey Devil! Did I ever mention how much I hate her and Barbara call me senator Boxer.  Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #3553 on: February 01, 2010, 07:49:05 PM »

  Don't know if my post went through, but thanks for prayers for my BGF's dog Pupek. He is putting weight on his hind legs. The vet called this morning. Hopefully this is a good sign. Please still keep him in your prayers.

Also, I forgot, when I picked up Josef from daycare, they girl told me that the vet said DON'T WORRY, all his tests came back normal.  He will talk to me tomorrow. This is a great day. 
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« Reply #3554 on: February 01, 2010, 07:53:20 PM »

Monkey Devil!  O.k. I have been knocked out of the cage no less than 3 times in the past 39 minutes,posted Tinkerbell in the wrong thread,and cussed my husband out.
Is there anything I can do for anyone before I start drinking?   


Glen Beck just said Pelosi looked like skeletor.   
He said it looks like it hurts when she blinks.    Monkey Devil!
She does look like Skeletor.

Nancy is like a fart in a hot frying pan
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« Reply #3555 on: February 01, 2010, 07:57:24 PM »

Don't know if my post went through, but thanks for prayers for my BGF's dog Pupek. He is putting weight on his hind legs. The vet called this morning. Hopefully this is a good sign. Please still keep him in your prayers.

Also, I forgot, when I picked up Josef from daycare, they girl told me that the vet said DON'T WORRY, all his tests came back normal.  He will talk to me tomorrow. This is a great day. 

JSM, thanks for sharing this good news with us!

Indeed, a great day! I continue to send Pupek and Josef good thoughts!

 
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« Reply #3556 on: February 01, 2010, 08:00:11 PM »

Don't know if my post went through, but thanks for prayers for my BGF's dog Pupek. He is putting weight on his hind legs. The vet called this morning. Hopefully this is a good sign. Please still keep him in your prayers.

Also, I forgot, when I picked up Josef from daycare, they girl told me that the vet said DON'T WORRY, all his tests came back normal.  He will talk to me tomorrow. This is a great day. 
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« Reply #3557 on: February 01, 2010, 08:01:37 PM »

Monkey Devil!  O.k. I have been knocked out of the cage no less than 3 times in the past 39 minutes,posted Tinkerbell in the wrong thread,and cussed my husband out.
Is there anything I can do for anyone before I start drinking?   


Glen Beck just said Pelosi looked like skeletor.   
He said it looks like it hurts when she blinks.    Monkey Devil!
She does look like Skeletor.

Nancy is like a fart in a hot frying pan
 
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« Reply #3558 on: February 01, 2010, 08:09:30 PM »

Monkey Devil!  O.k. I have been knocked out of the cage no less than 3 times in the past 39 minutes,posted Tinkerbell in the wrong thread,and cussed my husband out.
Is there anything I can do for anyone before I start drinking?   


Glen Beck just said Pelosi looked like skeletor.   
He said it looks like it hurts when she blinks.    Monkey Devil!
She does look like Skeletor.

Nancy is like a fart in a hot frying pan
  Monkey Devil!  hi My Monkey
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« Reply #3559 on: February 01, 2010, 08:10:25 PM »

Don't know if my post went through, but thanks for prayers for my BGF's dog Pupek. He is putting weight on his hind legs. The vet called this morning. Hopefully this is a good sign. Please still keep him in your prayers.

Also, I forgot, when I picked up Josef from daycare, they girl told me that the vet said DON'T WORRY, all his tests came back normal.  He will talk to me tomorrow. This is a great day. 

JSM, thanks for sharing this good news with us!

Indeed, a great day! I continue to send Pupek and Josef good thoughts!

 
  an angelic monkey Thank you Brandi!!! You monkeys are awesome.
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