JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD #12

[no rose colored glasses]

Afternoon monkeys. I tried to keep up with the cage while I was at the doctor. Hope y'all are having a good day!

Hope everything went well at the doctor 

[joesamas mama]

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/34735094/ns/today-today_health//

9 things every woman needs to know....


i only know 6 of them......

  I know how to deal with all of them.

1. Fallen Button-DON'T wear a button down shirt. No button, no need to deal with it.

2. Neck Tie- CLIP ON Ties

3. Picture Hanging- Call maintenance man

4. Perfect Posture- Full body girdle will do the trick.

5. Roasted Chicken- Get them by the check out at Walmart

6. Basic Waltz- Drink beer, fallow his lead

7. Mix a Martini- Drink beer, no need to mix, stir or add ice.

8. Yard Sale- Call the Goodwill or toss it in the dumpster.

9. Compost- Why bother, it will stink up your yard.

10. Build a Fire- Duraflame logs.

Helpful hints from JSM 

[joesamas mama]

Afternoon monkeys. I tried to keep up with the cage while I was at the doctor. Hope y'all are having a good day!

Hope everything went well at the doctor 

Thanks No Rose, it went well. She thinks I pulled a muscle or something. It may be from the way I sit at home with the laptop on the doll coffin.

[no rose colored glasses]

JSM we just have to be related  Those would be my helpful hints as well 

[no rose colored glasses]

Afternoon monkeys. I tried to keep up with the cage while I was at the doctor. Hope y'all are having a good day!

Hope everything went well at the doctor 

Thanks No Rose, it went well. She thinks I pulled a muscle or something. It may be from the way I sit at home with the laptop on the doll coffin.

Glad it went well, but pulled muscles are not good. Could be why everything seems pulled out on me, the way I sit, stand and lay.  What I wouldn't give to be twenty again  Maybe you will have to get a desk or table with a sturdy chair at the computer.

[joesamas mama]

JSM we just have to be related  Those would be my helpful hints as well 

  Sometimes I think we are related No Rose!

[joesamas mama]

Afternoon monkeys. I tried to keep up with the cage while I was at the doctor. Hope y'all are having a good day!

Hope everything went well at the doctor 

Thanks No Rose, it went well. She thinks I pulled a muscle or something. It may be from the way I sit at home with the laptop on the doll coffin.

Glad it went well, but pulled muscles are not good. Could be why everything seems pulled out on me, the way I sit, stand and lay.  What I wouldn't give to be twenty again  Maybe you will have to get a desk or table with a sturdy chair at the computer.

  Yeah, what I would give to be twenty and not have aches that I have in my back and knees. At least the x-rays were normal. I think I need to get the dog off the coach while I am using the laptop.

[no rose colored glasses]

Glad the xrays were normal 

[ScareyCarrie]

is the work day over yettttt??????

[joesamas mama]

Glad the xrays were normal 

  Thanks No Rose, I need a nap.

[no rose colored glasses]

Glad the xrays were normal 

  Thanks No Rose, I need a nap.

How funny, I was just thinking, man I have no energy today, I sure would love to sit down in the big chair and take a nap, I think I may for about a half hour. Then I can wake up super crappy 

[joesamas mama]

Glad the xrays were normal 

  Thanks No Rose, I need a nap.

How funny, I was just thinking, man I have no energy today, I sure would love to sit down in the big chair and take a nap, I think I may for about a half hour. Then I can wake up super crappy 

I'm just cold and really want to just go home and take a nap. But by the time I get home, I would be wide awake.

[ScareyCarrie]

I am stuffed!!!! i had a huge sammich was yummy.....nap time

[Northern Rose]

 

[Northern Rose]

For the manly man

[Northern Rose]

 

[joesamas mama]

     

[Northern Rose]

For those monkeys who are in the cold snap (which we call fall up here, wait till winter hits!)

[Northern Rose]

I have three of these Roomba's and love them!  My cat has never done this though. 

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[Northern Rose]

I have three of these Roomba's and love them!  My cat has never done this though. 

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I have no idea why I could not embed that . but here is the link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewdbilSWjaM