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« Reply #3740 on: February 03, 2010, 01:52:58 PM »

I'm still sitting here laughing, I asked my older daughter to bring her wedding photos over to my FB. She is explaining how too over the phone, after ten minutes, I just said, please when you get home can you do it. I couldn't find the word tag, and then when I did it didn't do what she told me it would do. I keep telling them both, in kindergarten I played in a sandbox, we weren't on computers 

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« Reply #3741 on: February 03, 2010, 01:59:28 PM »

I wouldn't no how to text if my life depended on it. I don't own a cell phone, I don't need one. One day I was at the store sitting in the parking lot trying to figure out my husband's cell phone, it took a good ten minutes and I was able to call home. I don't know what is wrong with me, I guess because I just don't want to figure things out, that is why I don't know what I'm doing. And video games, please, no way do I have patience to do that. Now I'm hearing the new Monopoly game will be round, and you use a debit card  WTH, leave stuff alone already.
I don't know how to use much of the stuff on my cell phone. When my mom gets a new one, I get her old phone. I don't have the patience either No Rose for video games. I thought about getting a wii fit, but I would probably break my neck if I used it.  Monkey Devil!
I know what you mean  I'll just walk and trip over my own feet.
I do too or trip over Josef.
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« Reply #3742 on: February 03, 2010, 02:00:56 PM »

Does anyone know what this means...

disclosure of experts              in re: Zenaida Civil Suit

What kind of expert would be required in a civil suit for her?
IDK what kind of expert they would need.
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« Reply #3743 on: February 03, 2010, 02:02:12 PM »

I'm still sitting here laughing, I asked my older daughter to bring her wedding photos over to my FB. She is explaining how too over the phone, after ten minutes, I just said, please when you get home can you do it. I couldn't find the word tag, and then when I did it didn't do what she told me it would do. I keep telling them both, in kindergarten I played in a sandbox, we weren't on computers 
  Monkey Devil! I don't know how to tag pictures in FB either No Rose. I have the young girl that works here figure out all that stuff for me.
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« Reply #3744 on: February 03, 2010, 02:07:42 PM »

NoRose and JSM,I do not own a cell phone,don't want a cell phone either.   

But I do like me some video games.   
I have a cell phone, but don't really use it much. No one really calls me.
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« Reply #3745 on: February 03, 2010, 02:08:20 PM »

I'm still sitting here laughing, I asked my older daughter to bring her wedding photos over to my FB. She is explaining how too over the phone, after ten minutes, I just said, please when you get home can you do it. I couldn't find the word tag, and then when I did it didn't do what she told me it would do. I keep telling them both, in kindergarten I played in a sandbox, we weren't on computers 
  Monkey Devil! I don't know how to tag pictures in FB either No Rose. I have the young girl that works here figure out all that stuff for me.
Well now I don't feel so bad    I've been watching the puppy cam, they are growing, and now starting to play with each other. One of the little white pups was just fascinated at biting her mother's foot, that mother pup is such a great mom. I had never seen mother dogs with their babies before, and am enjoying watching this  an angelic monkey
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« Reply #3746 on: February 03, 2010, 02:09:29 PM »

NoRose and JSM,I do not own a cell phone,don't want a cell phone either.   

But I do like me some video games.   
I have a cell phone, but don't really use it much. No one really calls me.
But you need one, going to work and such for emergencies. I don't do much, just walk and go to the stores, and do stuff around the house, so I don't need one.
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« Reply #3747 on: February 03, 2010, 02:14:40 PM »

I'm still sitting here laughing, I asked my older daughter to bring her wedding photos over to my FB. She is explaining how too over the phone, after ten minutes, I just said, please when you get home can you do it. I couldn't find the word tag, and then when I did it didn't do what she told me it would do. I keep telling them both, in kindergarten I played in a sandbox, we weren't on computers 
  Monkey Devil! I don't know how to tag pictures in FB either No Rose. I have the young girl that works here figure out all that stuff for me.
Well now I don't feel so bad    I've been watching the puppy cam, they are growing, and now starting to play with each other. One of the little white pups was just fascinated at biting her mother's foot, that mother pup is such a great mom. I had never seen mother dogs with their babies before, and am enjoying watching this  an angelic monkey
I saw them this morning. They were all sleeping in one corner and she was laying there just watching them. They are adorable.
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« Reply #3748 on: February 03, 2010, 02:16:27 PM »

NoRose and JSM,I do not own a cell phone,don't want a cell phone either.   

But I do like me some video games.   
I have a cell phone, but don't really use it much. No one really calls me.
But you need one, going to work and such for emergencies. I don't do much, just walk and go to the stores, and do stuff around the house, so I don't need one.
Those are the reasons that I do have one, because I don't want to be stranded somewhere without a phone. I'm on my mom's family plan, so I don't pay for it. If I had to pay for it, I probably wouldn't have one.
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« Reply #3749 on: February 03, 2010, 02:16:39 PM »

I'm still sitting here laughing, I asked my older daughter to bring her wedding photos over to my FB. She is explaining how too over the phone, after ten minutes, I just said, please when you get home can you do it. I couldn't find the word tag, and then when I did it didn't do what she told me it would do. I keep telling them both, in kindergarten I played in a sandbox, we weren't on computers 
  Monkey Devil! I don't know how to tag pictures in FB either No Rose. I have the young girl that works here figure out all that stuff for me.
Well now I don't feel so bad    I've been watching the puppy cam, they are growing, and now starting to play with each other. One of the little white pups was just fascinated at biting her mother's foot, that mother pup is such a great mom. I had never seen mother dogs with their babies before, and am enjoying watching this  an angelic monkey
I saw them this morning. They were all sleeping in one corner and she was laying there just watching them. They are adorable.
They are, how sweet, I've never seen that type of dog before.
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« Reply #3750 on: February 03, 2010, 02:38:22 PM »

I'm still sitting here laughing, I asked my older daughter to bring her wedding photos over to my FB. She is explaining how too over the phone, after ten minutes, I just said, please when you get home can you do it. I couldn't find the word tag, and then when I did it didn't do what she told me it would do. I keep telling them both, in kindergarten I played in a sandbox, we weren't on computers 
  Monkey Devil! I don't know how to tag pictures in FB either No Rose. I have the young girl that works here figure out all that stuff for me.
Well now I don't feel so bad    I've been watching the puppy cam, they are growing, and now starting to play with each other. One of the little white pups was just fascinated at biting her mother's foot, that mother pup is such a great mom. I had never seen mother dogs with their babies before, and am enjoying watching this  an angelic monkey
I saw them this morning. They were all sleeping in one corner and she was laying there just watching them. They are adorable.
They are, how sweet, I've never seen that type of dog before.
I never have either.
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« Reply #3751 on: February 03, 2010, 02:44:45 PM »

NoRose and JSM,I do not own a cell phone,don't want a cell phone either.   

But I do like me some video games.   
I have a cell phone, but don't really use it much. No one really calls me.

After hearing the phone all day at work.......forget about it.     Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #3752 on: February 03, 2010, 03:51:29 PM »

Women are Angels.

 

And when someone breaks our wings....

 

We simply continue to fly ......... on a broomstick...

 

We are flexible....
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« Reply #3753 on: February 03, 2010, 04:00:01 PM »

NoRose and JSM,I do not own a cell phone,don't want a cell phone either.   

But I do like me some video games.   
I have a cell phone, but don't really use it much. No one really calls me.

After hearing the phone all day at work.......forget about it.     Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil!
Exactly Trimm.
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« Reply #3754 on: February 03, 2010, 04:00:35 PM »

  Anyone else getting kicked out of the cage?
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« Reply #3755 on: February 03, 2010, 04:07:40 PM »

Not me. But I am just in and out of using it.

Funny story to liven up the day for all of you. I am busy sewing - and I use a rotary cutter to cut out material. I am working on baby outfits (I hate baby feet in clothing!)  Anyway, I am re-cutting a piece that I messed up and the phone rings - so I close up the cutter and go to answer the phone - next thing I know my 3 year old is screaming - I went to look figuring he poked himself with a pin (his job is to hand me pins). He had cut his hand with the cutter (this is NOT the funny part) - anyway - very small paper cut looking thing but he needed mommy love so I am cuddling with him on the couch and he says "I think I am going to die!"   Over and over he says this - I am trying not to laugh because it is such a minor injury - but he was so serious I did not figure it was in good taste to laugh!  After about 5 minutes of this mantra, he looks at it and says - Hey were did my boo boo go?  Got to love kids.
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« Reply #3756 on: February 03, 2010, 04:27:35 PM »

Cheryl Cole, Dita Von Teese and President Barack Obama have all been churned into amazing cheese sculptures.
 
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/811237-cheryl-cole-dita-von-teese-obama-as-cheese-sculptures?jh

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« Reply #3757 on: February 03, 2010, 04:29:02 PM »



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« Reply #3758 on: February 03, 2010, 04:32:13 PM »

What to do with flys after you swat them?  Fly art!

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« Reply #3759 on: February 03, 2010, 04:33:34 PM »

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