MONKEY MUSINGS DAILY OPEN DISCUSSION #55 6/18/10 - 9/30/10

[crazybabyborg]

Bubba will wear a tuxedo "bowtie".

He will be held on leash by my ex (I'll tell you why in a minute) and as they walk down the aisle AFTER the ceremony, Michael will take the leash and walk him out with his bride. It will be a picture, and that's it. He WANTED him to ring bear!   

I guess Bubba could be the ring bearer - I'm sure he could also give the little flower girl a lift to the alter.

He could, and she could ride sidesaddle! I could live with that. What I can't live with is the thought he'd lick his, well, you know, or expell, well you know, in front of the church!!!

Better in front of the Church than in the church

Yeah! I didn't even mention my fears of what he could leave in the uh........... collection plate! I can just see it now: My son says "I Do", the Bride says "I Do" and Budda chimes in with "Do Do".     

[Green Eyes]

Surprised yourself did ya?  I would have been sayin some stuff along with the dance.

[KCJackie]

Bubba will wear a tuxedo "bowtie".

He will be held on leash by my ex (I'll tell you why in a minute) and as they walk down the aisle AFTER the ceremony, Michael will take the leash and walk him out with his bride. It will be a picture, and that's it. He WANTED him to ring bear!   

I guess Bubba could be the ring bearer - I'm sure he could also give the little flower girl a lift to the alter.

He could, and she could ride sidesaddle! I could live with that. What I can't live with is the thought he'd lick his, well, you know, or expell, well you know, in front of the church!!!

Better in front of the Church than in the church

Yeah! I didn't even mention my fears of what he could leave in the uh........... collection plate! I can just see it now: My son says "I Do", the Bride says "I Do" and Budda chimes in with "Do Do".     

 

[crazybabyborg]

Bubba will wear a tuxedo "bowtie".

He will be held on leash by my ex (I'll tell you why in a minute) and as they walk down the aisle AFTER the ceremony, Michael will take the leash and walk him out with his bride. It will be a picture, and that's it. He WANTED him to ring bear!   

  I am sorry but I would love to see that picture. Just be happy he isn't into some exotic pet. 

I thought the wedding coordinator would nip it in the bud, so I didn't worry about what my son wanted. With a grin I nudged my son and said, "Oh honey, why don't you tell us about your "special" member of the wedding party?" I wanted to smack the guy when he said, "If the dog is that important to you, he SHOULD be part of this occasion."

 

Hows the wife to be taking it?

She loves me because I managed to 86 the ring bearer thing. He's crazy about that dog.

[Green Eyes]

Bubba will wear a tuxedo "bowtie".

He will be held on leash by my ex (I'll tell you why in a minute) and as they walk down the aisle AFTER the ceremony, Michael will take the leash and walk him out with his bride. It will be a picture, and that's it. He WANTED him to ring bear!   

I guess Bubba could be the ring bearer - I'm sure he could also give the little flower girl a lift to the alter.

He could, and she could ride sidesaddle! I could live with that. What I can't live with is the thought he'd lick his, well, you know, or expell, well you know, in front of the church!!!

Better in front of the Church than in the church

Yeah! I didn't even mention my fears of what he could leave in the uh........... collection plate! I can just see it now: My son says "I Do", the Bride says "I Do" and Budda chimes in with "Do Do".     

 

[KCJackie]

Surprised yourself did ya?  I would have been sayin some stuff along with the dance.

Oh I did!  Mother F!!!!!!!!!!!! a few times.

Thankfully my daughters were with me and one of them googled to see what to do - scratch the stinger out instead of squeezing it out - just a little fyi.

[crazybabyborg]

Bubba's weighs 180 pounds and slobbers. If my ex makes it to the reception at all, I'll be sure and have a bib at his setting!   

[KCJackie]

Bubba's weighs 180 pounds and slobbers. If my ex makes it to the reception at all, I'll be sure and have a bib at his setting!   

How funny!!  Please provide pictures......

[KCJackie]

Bubba's weighs 180 pounds and slobbers. If my ex makes it to the reception at all, I'll be sure and have a bib at his setting!   

How funny!!  Please provide pictures......

On second thought - can you just put it up on Live Stream???????

[crazybabyborg]

Surprised yourself did ya?  I would have been sayin some stuff along with the dance.

Oh I did!  Mother F!!!!!!!!!!!! a few times.

Thankfully my daughters were with me and one of them googled to see what to do - scratch the stinger out instead of squeezing it out - just a little fyi.

They scratched where you had just been stung!     Ouchiemama!!! 

[crazybabyborg]

Bubba's weighs 180 pounds and slobbers. If my ex makes it to the reception at all, I'll be sure and have a bib at his setting!   

How funny!!  Please provide pictures......

On second thought - can you just put it up on Live Stream???????

I'll post lots! I've got to get serious about getting some of this weight off of me before then. If I don't, I'm only going to allow myself to be photographed with Bubba, and then convince everyone he's an ugly chiwawa. (I can't spell that and I'm not going to try!)   

[Green Eyes]

Bubba's weighs 180 pounds and slobbers. If my ex makes it to the reception at all, I'll be sure and have a bib at his setting!   

How funny!!  Please provide pictures......

On second thought - can you just put it up on Live Stream???????

I'll second that. If nothing else CBB it will be remembered for a long time.

[crazybabyborg]

Bubba's weighs 180 pounds and slobbers. If my ex makes it to the reception at all, I'll be sure and have a bib at his setting!   

How funny!!  Please provide pictures......

On second thought - can you just put it up on Live Stream???????

I'll second that. If nothing else CBB it will be remembered for a long time.

This is a formal wedding with a Bull Mastiff. It's just WRONG!!!   

[Green Eyes]

Surprised yourself did ya?  I would have been sayin some stuff along with the dance.

Oh I did!  Mother F!!!!!!!!!!!! a few times.

Thankfully my daughters were with me and one of them googled to see what to do - scratch the stinger out instead of squeezing it out - just a little fyi.

Why scratch it out? I would have squeezed it out thinking I could get some of the nasty stuff out with it. Thanks I will have to remember that.

[KCJackie]

  Time for me to get to bed.  It's been nice chatting with you two!!!  We need to do this again very soon!

Sweet Dreams ~ xoxoxo

[Green Eyes]

Bubba's weighs 180 pounds and slobbers. If my ex makes it to the reception at all, I'll be sure and have a bib at his setting!   

How funny!!  Please provide pictures......

On second thought - can you just put it up on Live Stream???????

I'll second that. If nothing else CBB it will be remembered for a long time.
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This is a formal wedding with a Bull Mastiff. It's just WRONG!!!   

But Bubba has feelings too. Would colors are they using?

[Green Eyes]

Time for me to get to bed.  It's been nice chatting with you two!!!  We need to do this again very soon!

Sweet Dreams ~ xoxoxo

Good Night Jackie Sweet Dreams. Yes we do have to do this again soon. I have missed our silly late nights.

[crazybabyborg]

Bubba's weighs 180 pounds and slobbers. If my ex makes it to the reception at all, I'll be sure and have a bib at his setting!   

How funny!!  Please provide pictures......

On second thought - can you just put it up on Live Stream???????

I'll second that. If nothing else CBB it will be remembered for a long time.
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This is a formal wedding with a Bull Mastiff. It's just WRONG!!!   

But Bubba has feelings too. Would colors are they using?

Eggplant is what I would call it, and a silvery green. The colors are pretty together.

[crazybabyborg]

Night Jackie!! Sleep well and God Bless!

I don't know why I keep getting inside the quote box! 

GE? I'm going to let Ku out and get ready for bed. If I don't get back tonight, you sleep well too and it's been great chatting with you!!   

Remember, we want quilt pictures!!   

[Green Eyes]

CBB the wedding is going to be wonderful. So it's going have a little (well not so little) different quest than most weddings do.