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« Reply #1020 on: February 19, 2010, 11:07:20 PM »
Quote from: Tevye on February 19, 2010, 11:04:47 PM
Quote from: Northern Rose on February 19, 2010, 10:56:45 PM
Is there any signifigance to the first bunch of skaters wearing shock collars made of bling, and the top skaters are not?
The lower-flight skaters thought they were gonna tango to Lady Ga-Ga's "Poker Face", and dressed accordingly. Poor things. I must say, after an hour of that music, even I would welcome "Poker Face" right about now!!!

Makes sense.  So the head pieces come tomorrow night with the powder wigs and curtain rods?
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« Reply #1021 on: February 19, 2010, 11:12:32 PM »
Quote from: Northern Rose on February 19, 2010, 11:07:20 PM
Quote from: Tevye on February 19, 2010, 11:04:47 PM
Quote from: Northern Rose on February 19, 2010, 10:56:45 PM
Is there any signifigance to the first bunch of skaters wearing shock collars made of bling, and the top skaters are not?
The lower-flight skaters thought they were gonna tango to Lady Ga-Ga's "Poker Face", and dressed accordingly. Poor things. I must say, after an hour of that music, even I would welcome "Poker Face" right about now!!!

Makes sense.  So the head pieces come tomorrow night with the powder wigs and curtain rods?
Oh, yeah. ANd don't be surpised to see the frame for a hoop skirt or two out there. (Gawd, I hate GaGa, but my jail guys love her, they've told me she patterned herself after Cyndi Lauper..which can't be all bad)
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« Reply #1022 on: February 19, 2010, 11:33:26 PM »
Goodnight JSM...have a great day skating.
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« Reply #1023 on: February 19, 2010, 11:34:48 PM »
Canada wins gold in the men's skeleton!!!!                 
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« Reply #1024 on: February 20, 2010, 12:19:08 AM »
Quote from: Northern Rose on February 19, 2010, 11:34:48 PM
Canada wins gold in the men's skeleton!!!!                 
I'm always thrilled when an American wins, but I'm always happy when Canadians win, too. Kinda like "happy for my kid brother"!
(darn I wish they'd put Brandi's Olympic avis in the menu)
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« Reply #1025 on: February 20, 2010, 12:47:03 AM »
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Sunny, I know doesn't part of the blame go to the women that were with Tiger also. And why would you need a lawyer in a case like this? 

Heck yes, they are equally as guilty as he............they knew he was married...the whole universe knows he was/is married...............I have no sympathy for the other woman.....I have never been one or had to deal with one....the proof of that is that my husband is still breathing and has both legs and has not been castrated.
  I wonder what more they will do for Tiger in sex rehab? Geez 


How to take the situation in hand. or better yet introduce him to maw thumb and the four finger sisters
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« Reply #1026 on: February 20, 2010, 07:25:26 AM »
Goog Morning Monkeys.   
Turned my laptop on this morning and my refresh button and back button were poof!
Sidekick ran to the other room hollering "I didn't do it!"   Monkey Devil!
I was like    WTF?Apparently i will doing some servicing on the old puter.

See you monkeys in a bit.   
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« Reply #1027 on: February 20, 2010, 07:26:01 AM »
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Sunny, I know doesn't part of the blame go to the women that were with Tiger also. And why would you need a lawyer in a case like this? 

Heck yes, they are equally as guilty as he............they knew he was married...the whole universe knows he was/is married...............I have no sympathy for the other woman.....I have never been one or had to deal with one....the proof of that is that my husband is still breathing and has both legs and has not been castrated.
  I wonder what more they will do for Tiger in sex rehab? Geez 


How to take the situation in hand. or better yet introduce him to maw thumb and the four finger sisters

 
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« Reply #1028 on: February 20, 2010, 08:15:43 AM »
Quote from: trimmonthelake on February 20, 2010, 07:26:01 AM
Quote from: mymonkey on February 20, 2010, 12:47:03 AM
Quote from: no rose colored glasses on February 19, 2010, 02:56:06 PM
Quote from: SunnyinTX on February 19, 2010, 02:54:49 PM
Quote from: no rose colored glasses on February 19, 2010, 02:45:44 PM
Sunny, I know doesn't part of the blame go to the women that were with Tiger also. And why would you need a lawyer in a case like this? 

Heck yes, they are equally as guilty as he............they knew he was married...the whole universe knows he was/is married...............I have no sympathy for the other woman.....I have never been one or had to deal with one....the proof of that is that my husband is still breathing and has both legs and has not been castrated.
  I wonder what more they will do for Tiger in sex rehab? Geez 


How to take the situation in hand. or better yet introduce him to maw thumb and the four finger sisters

 

I really do not think you can fix bad character in rehab - he may not screw everything he sees but he will still be the same person - just more frustrated since he got caught!
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« Reply #1029 on: February 20, 2010, 09:24:30 AM »
morning Monkeys! how is everyone this morning?

I am sick of all the coverage about Tiger and his personal life...I think that the media needs to give it a rest..this man is a sports figure..he is not going to save the world or stop wars or feed all the hungry children in this world for crying out loud....Tiger and his wife have this problem, not the rest of the world...Leave this family alone I say and get news on the victims of Haiti or other worthwhile events happening in the world...sorry for the rant...but in the range of importance scale, Tiger and his sex problems are a -1! jmo
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« Reply #1030 on: February 20, 2010, 10:05:38 AM »
Good morning everyone. Trimm hope everything gets going okay on your computer.  I could care less about Tiger Woods. First of all I don't see how you can fix a sex addict, and I'll just bet Tiger has a blow up woman/doll under his bed in rehab 
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« Reply #1031 on: February 20, 2010, 10:28:48 AM »
Quote from: no rose colored glasses on February 20, 2010, 10:05:38 AM
Good morning everyone. Trimm hope everything gets going okay on your computer.  I could care less about Tiger Woods. First of all I don't see how you can fix a sex addict, and I'll just bet Tiger has a blow up woman/doll under his bed in rehab 

Good morning.
NRCG...now you know just one blow up doll is not enough for Tiger  Monkey Devil!...I would say 14 blowups would be under his bed.
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« Reply #1032 on: February 20, 2010, 11:08:04 AM »
Quote from: mymonkey on February 20, 2010, 10:28:48 AM
Quote from: no rose colored glasses on February 20, 2010, 10:05:38 AM
Good morning everyone. Trimm hope everything gets going okay on your computer.  I could care less about Tiger Woods. First of all I don't see how you can fix a sex addict, and I'll just bet Tiger has a blow up woman/doll under his bed in rehab 

Good morning.
NRCG...now you know just one blow up doll is not enough for Tiger  Monkey Devil!...I would say 14 blowups would be under his bed.
    And they have to be dressed as cocktail waitresses and porn stars.
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« Reply #1033 on: February 20, 2010, 11:31:26 AM »
Good Morning Monkeys!


I wonder if they have a rehab for all of us people who are sick to death of hearing about Tiger Woods? I don't think he needs anymore blow up dolls, all his women looked like plastic anyway. And a bad plastic job at that.
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« Reply #1034 on: February 20, 2010, 11:42:07 AM »
Quote from: darla on February 20, 2010, 11:31:26 AM
Good Morning Monkeys!


I wonder if they have a rehab for all of us people who are sick to death of hearing about Tiger Woods? I don't think he needs anymore blow up dolls, all his women looked like plastic anyway. And a bad plastic job at that.
Good Morning    You got that right. The one that is a porn star her fake breasts are just awful and embarrassing. There should be a rehab place for all of us who are sick of hearing about him, they would have to have hundreds of places too keep us all at.
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« Reply #1035 on: February 20, 2010, 12:51:58 PM »
Quote from: joesamas mama on February 19, 2010, 08:36:39 PM


OLYMPIC GOLD MEDAL WINNER!!! and JSM

JSM, this is a keeper...............when and where was this taken? I have been watching the Olympics and love all the skating....oh heck I love all of it!   
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« Reply #1036 on: February 20, 2010, 12:55:58 PM »
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OLYMPIC GOLD MEDAL WINNER!!! and JSM


JSM! is that you??? how cute you are! him too!
That would be me Cookie. Thanks!! He is much cuter than me. 

you are each cute in your own ways.....I ADORE his long legs among other attributes!!
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« Reply #1037 on: February 20, 2010, 01:32:04 PM »
Quote from: no rose colored glasses on February 20, 2010, 10:05:38 AM
Good morning everyone. Trimm hope everything gets going okay on your computer.  I could care less about Tiger Woods. First of all I don't see how you can fix a sex addict, and I'll just bet Tiger has a blow up woman/doll under his bed in rehab 

Computer is better.   
I still need to put in a new hard drive,but it will not happen this weekend.   
If this lap top fails i will use the beast up stairs.It is a much better computer.I just like the laptop cause I have small hands.   
Poo on Tiger.I am done with him. 
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« Reply #1038 on: February 20, 2010, 01:37:03 PM »
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Quote from: no rose colored glasses on February 20, 2010, 10:05:38 AM
Good morning everyone. Trimm hope everything gets going okay on your computer.  I could care less about Tiger Woods. First of all I don't see how you can fix a sex addict, and I'll just bet Tiger has a blow up woman/doll under his bed in rehab 

Computer is better.   
I still need to put in a new hard drive,but it will not happen this weekend.   
If this lap top fails i will use the beast up stairs.It is a much better computer.I just like the laptop cause I have small hands.   
Poo on Tiger.I am done with him. 
That's good. I prefer the desk top, the laptop is too tiny for me.           Good morning Sunny 
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« Reply #1039 on: February 20, 2010, 01:40:19 PM »
Millionaire Manslut Tiger Woods to Nation: “I’m So Sorry I Got Caught”
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