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« Reply #1380 on: February 21, 2010, 10:03:21 PM »
Quote from: Brandi on February 21, 2010, 10:00:23 PM
Quote from: MindOnFire on February 21, 2010, 09:57:20 PM
Quote from: Tevye on February 21, 2010, 09:56:01 PM
(sing to the tune of "Oh Canada")

OH Canada
Sorry we beat you up
but it's hockey
And we'll all be playing
NHL next week.

So, Canada,
sorry to be such rude guests
But thanks for the win
To thee we give our thanks!

You sing, too!  So many talents!

Just sang it to my husband. He smiled politely. But I think he was thinking something that he would not say. LOL

(Husband is Canadian, for those who don't know.)

Well, I'm sure they did their best.  (That's what my grandmother used to say - one time when a  beauty pageant was on and someone was commenting about the bathing suits, she just said she tried to focus on their talent and not what they were wearing.  I loved that lady and I miss her so - she passed in 1976)
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« Reply #1381 on: February 21, 2010, 10:04:31 PM »
Quote from: Tevye on February 21, 2010, 09:50:36 PM
The fix is in, the Ruskies are in first place. Hell, JSM, you and I could put on a better program...I'd just stand in the middle and spin, and you could do all the hard work, and we'd be in first place too! I get to design our costumes, tho!
Tevye, I don't think the fix is in, they were in first from compulsory so that is why they are in first right now. They won't be in first after the next skaters skate.

 I would skate with you and you could design my dress.
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« Reply #1382 on: February 21, 2010, 10:05:45 PM »
Quote from: MindOnFire on February 21, 2010, 09:51:09 PM
Then will someone please tell me how they got that many points?!  How ridiculous.
IDK, are you talking total points or points for the OD? I will go see if I can see if they post the judges sheets on NBC
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« Reply #1383 on: February 21, 2010, 10:06:37 PM »
Quote from: Tevye on February 21, 2010, 09:53:49 PM
Oh, carp! more bobsledding...more overweight men in unitards that are too tight and totally ill-designed!


  Monkey Devil! They do have beer bellies.
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« Reply #1384 on: February 21, 2010, 10:12:10 PM »
Quote from: joesamas mama on February 21, 2010, 10:04:31 PM
Quote from: Tevye on February 21, 2010, 09:50:36 PM
The fix is in, the Ruskies are in first place. Hell, JSM, you and I could put on a better program...I'd just stand in the middle and spin, and you could do all the hard work, and we'd be in first place too! I get to design our costumes, tho!
Tevye, I don't think the fix is in, they were in first from compulsory so that is why they are in first right now. They won't be in first after the next skaters skate.

 I would skate with you and you could design my dress.

I would love to see it, too!  JSM, I know you skate, and from what I've read, very well, too.  I will be your gofer, I will polish your skates, bring you water, you just name it.
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« Reply #1385 on: February 21, 2010, 10:12:50 PM »
Quote from: Tevye on February 21, 2010, 09:56:01 PM
(sing to the tune of "Oh Canada")

OH Canada
Sorry we beat you up
but it's hockey
And we'll all be playing
NHL next week.

So, Canada,
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But thanks for the win
To thee we give our thanks!
Tevye are you still having problems getting over the border?  Monkey Devil! You may need to beg for forgiveness. LOL 
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« Reply #1386 on: February 21, 2010, 10:13:26 PM »
  I love this dance of Davis and White!!!!
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« Reply #1387 on: February 21, 2010, 10:13:41 PM »
USA< Davis/White!!!!

Bollywood! I love these costumes...I will have to deduct .5 points for the whole U of M thing, but these are awesome!!! I'm gonna just watch.
9.5+
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« Reply #1388 on: February 21, 2010, 10:16:47 PM »
  AWESOME TWIZZLES!!!!!!
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« Reply #1389 on: February 21, 2010, 10:17:22 PM »
Quote from: Tevye on February 21, 2010, 10:13:41 PM
USA< Davis/White!!!!

Bollywood! I love these costumes...I will have to deduct .5 points for the whole U of M thing, but these are awesome!!! I'm gonna just watch.
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Wow! Smokin' hot! I'm gonna give them back the .5, cos it was so darn good! revised score 10! (we hit the russian judge over the head with her paddle, so her scores were thrown out!)
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« Reply #1390 on: February 21, 2010, 10:17:26 PM »
Now THAT was totally AMAZING!
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« Reply #1391 on: February 21, 2010, 10:18:13 PM »
Geospring Water heater commercial that just played on my TV had a bunch of great ice monkeys!!! AKA snowmonkeys.

Did anyone else have that commercial play too?

It was cool.
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« Reply #1392 on: February 21, 2010, 10:18:16 PM »
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Quote from: joesamas mama on February 21, 2010, 10:04:31 PM
Quote from: Tevye on February 21, 2010, 09:50:36 PM
The fix is in, the Ruskies are in first place. Hell, JSM, you and I could put on a better program...I'd just stand in the middle and spin, and you could do all the hard work, and we'd be in first place too! I get to design our costumes, tho!
Tevye, I don't think the fix is in, they were in first from compulsory so that is why they are in first right now. They won't be in first after the next skaters skate.

 I would skate with you and you could design my dress.

I would love to see it, too!  JSM, I know you skate, and from what I've read, very well, too.  I will be your gofer, I will polish your skates, bring you water, you just name it.

You can polish my skates if you want, but bring me diet cokes and xanax before I skate.  Monkey Devil! Then you have a job! 
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« Reply #1393 on: February 21, 2010, 10:18:51 PM »
Quote from: Brandi on February 21, 2010, 10:18:13 PM
Geospring Water heater commercial that just played on my TV had a bunch of great ice monkeys!!! AKA snowmonkeys.

Did anyone else have that commercial play too?

It was cool.
I love those snowmonkeys!!! They are so cute.
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« Reply #1394 on: February 21, 2010, 10:19:26 PM »
  Told ya Tevye!!!
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« Reply #1395 on: February 21, 2010, 10:20:24 PM »
  She has your red boots on Tevye!
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« Reply #1396 on: February 21, 2010, 10:20:38 PM »
Quote from: joesamas mama on February 21, 2010, 10:18:16 PM
Quote from: MindOnFire on February 21, 2010, 10:12:10 PM
Quote from: joesamas mama on February 21, 2010, 10:04:31 PM
Quote from: Tevye on February 21, 2010, 09:50:36 PM
The fix is in, the Ruskies are in first place. Hell, JSM, you and I could put on a better program...I'd just stand in the middle and spin, and you could do all the hard work, and we'd be in first place too! I get to design our costumes, tho!
Tevye, I don't think the fix is in, they were in first from compulsory so that is why they are in first right now. They won't be in first after the next skaters skate.

 I would skate with you and you could design my dress.

OK, but since Casey's in jail, who's my contact for the Xanax?

I would love to see it, too!  JSM, I know you skate, and from what I've read, very well, too.  I will be your gofer, I will polish your skates, bring you water, you just name it.

You can polish my skates if you want, but bring me diet cokes and xanax before I skate.  Monkey Devil! Then you have a job! 
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« Reply #1397 on: February 21, 2010, 10:21:49 PM »
Quote from: MindOnFire on February 21, 2010, 10:20:38 PM
Quote from: joesamas mama on February 21, 2010, 10:18:16 PM
Quote from: MindOnFire on February 21, 2010, 10:12:10 PM
Quote from: joesamas mama on February 21, 2010, 10:04:31 PM
Quote from: Tevye on February 21, 2010, 09:50:36 PM
The fix is in, the Ruskies are in first place. Hell, JSM, you and I could put on a better program...I'd just stand in the middle and spin, and you could do all the hard work, and we'd be in first place too! I get to design our costumes, tho!
Tevye, I don't think the fix is in, they were in first from compulsory so that is why they are in first right now. They won't be in first after the next skaters skate.

 I would skate with you and you could design my dress.


I would love to see it, too!  JSM, I know you skate, and from what I've read, very well, too.  I will be your gofer, I will polish your skates, bring you water, you just name it.

You can polish my skates if you want, but bring me diet cokes and xanax before I skate.  Monkey Devil! Then you have a job! 

(edited, since I got in the middle of your quote)
OK, but since Casey's in jail, who's my contact for the Xanax?
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« Reply #1398 on: February 21, 2010, 10:22:57 PM »
FRance:

She looks like an ostrich died to make her skirt, again with the corset look. LOVE HER BOOTS@!!!!!! I WANT THEM!!!! He's sporting tie-dyes chaps, who knew? I don't get the armbands she's wearing, and her lariat is like just long enough to walk a French poodle.

Hey, are they mocking us????? Is that how the French really think us cowgirls look? And his jeans are not tight enough!!!  Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #1399 on: February 21, 2010, 10:23:08 PM »
OMG that was Gary Stewart in the middle of their footwork pattern. My favorite singer. God rest his soul.
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