JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD #13 2/13/10 -

[SunnyinTX]

Now that's a hoot... why didn't I think of that?  My husbands clothes drawers are so stuffed can barely shut them cuz he keeps holy socks and underwear.  If he per chance wears them and they find their way to the laundry, I throw them out.... LOL.

That is a great idea Sunny - I will have to try that - my hubby always is so particular about his socks - says if you do not get the right kind they "feel funny" - you would think he is either a five year old or a girl. Sad.

that is funny.....ask him to describe feel funny!   

[theboyzmom]

Now that's a hoot... why didn't I think of that?  My husbands clothes drawers are so stuffed can barely shut them cuz he keeps holy socks and underwear.  If he per chance wears them and they find their way to the laundry, I throw them out.... LOL.

That is a great idea Sunny - I will have to try that - my hubby always is so particular about his socks - says if you do not get the right kind they "feel funny" - you would think he is either a five year old or a girl. Sad.

that is funny.....ask him to describe feel funny!   

I have asked him and he assures me I could not understand it. Probably right!

[trimmonthelake]

Three Ladies in a Sauna

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.

SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE
BEEP STOPPED.

THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY PAGER,' SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM

A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR..

WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.'

THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE.. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM..

SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPERHANGING FROM HER REAR END.

THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.

THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID..........WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT......I'M GETTING A
FAX!!

[cookie]

Now that's a hoot... why didn't I think of that?  My husbands clothes drawers are so stuffed can barely shut them cuz he keeps holy socks and underwear.  If he per chance wears them and they find their way to the laundry, I throw them out.... LOL.

That is a great idea Sunny - I will have to try that - my hubby always is so particular about his socks - says if you do not get the right kind they "feel funny" - you would think he is either a five year old or a girl. Sad.

that is funny.....ask him to describe feel funny!   

I have asked him and he assures me I could not understand it. Probably right!

my 6 yr old grand daughter says that about her socks if the seam is bugging her on her socks...feels weird, feels weird she says!

[cookie]

Three Ladies in a Sauna

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.

SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE
BEEP STOPPED.

THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY PAGER,' SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM

A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR..

WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.'

THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE.. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM..

SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPERHANGING FROM HER REAR END.

THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.

THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID..........WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT......I'M GETTING A
FAX!!

that is so funny!!!! love that!

[SunnyinTX]

Now that's a hoot... why didn't I think of that?  My husbands clothes drawers are so stuffed can barely shut them cuz he keeps holy socks and underwear.  If he per chance wears them and they find their way to the laundry, I throw them out.... LOL.

That is a great idea Sunny - I will have to try that - my hubby always is so particular about his socks - says if you do not get the right kind they "feel funny" - you would think he is either a five year old or a girl. Sad.

that is funny.....ask him to describe feel funny!   

I have asked him and he assures me I could not understand it. Probably right!

 

[MindOnFire]

I should log off and turn in for the night.  Gotta get up early for work in the a.m.  Thank you so much, ladies, for letting me hang with you tonight!  It's been so much fun!

Good night, MOF!

I can't stop watching your flames now. LOL

I have the same trouble. It is like staring in the flames of the fireplace!

 

That's kind of what it's like inside my head lol!!!

[no rose colored glasses]

Three Ladies in a Sauna

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.

SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE
BEEP STOPPED.

THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY PAGER,' SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM

A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR..

WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.'

THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE.. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM..

SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPERHANGING FROM HER REAR END.

THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.

THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID..........WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT......I'M GETTING A
FAX!!

    

[Brandi]

I should log off and turn in for the night.  Gotta get up early for work in the a.m.  Thank you so much, ladies, for letting me hang with you tonight!  It's been so much fun!

Good night, MOF!

I can't stop watching your flames now. LOL

I have the same trouble. It is like staring in the flames of the fireplace!

 

That's kind of what it's like inside my head lol!!!

Hahaha!

I just recently got the fire effect working well. I guess I should feel complimented that people stare at it like a fireplace. LOL

Glad it fits you well.

[MindOnFire]

I should log off and turn in for the night.  Gotta get up early for work in the a.m.  Thank you so much, ladies, for letting me hang with you tonight!  It's been so much fun!

Good night, MOF!

I can't stop watching your flames now. LOL

I have the same trouble. It is like staring in the flames of the fireplace!

 

That's kind of what it's like inside my head lol!!!

Hahaha!

I just recently got the fire effect working well. I guess I should feel complimented that people stare at it like a fireplace. LOL

Glad it fits you well.

You are da bomb, Brandi!

[Brandi]

Great joke, Trimm!

Hi everyone!

Speaking of fire, I brought the torch to start the evening of Olympics watching tonight.



... and some mittens for Northern!

[Northern Rose]

Great joke, Trimm!

Hi everyone!

Speaking of fire, I brought the torch to start the evening of Olympics watching tonight.



... and some mittens for Northern!

   3 million of the mittens made, all sold out now cause Oprah had them on her show last week.

[Northern Rose]

here we go.  first group warming up   

[Northern Rose]

 

[Northern Rose]

 

[Northern Rose]

  (skated to Metallica)

[Northern Rose]

getting ready 

[Northern Rose]

 

[Northern Rose]

warming up 

[Brandi]

NBC is showing skiing and CNBC is showing women's hockey semi finals here.

I think JSM may make it home before ice skating is shown here.