JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD #13 2/13/10 -

[MindOnFire]

France:

Dear Big Bird,
did you know your purple cousin had his tailfeathers stolen by some girl on skates? And it looks like she's getting a purple fax!!! I like the lacing on the back of her top. Do not care for his shirt, or his belt!! My God man, do you know you're wearing a 2.5 inches wide SILVER belt? What, was Johnny Wier(d) have a rummage sale today? Ooooh, I just noticed she has little lavendaer flowers (?) on her skates, that gets them an extra .5 from me. Also, their music sounds a little Doctor Who-ish, that's an extra .5.

Fashion score 7...would have been much higher if a purple bird didn't have to die, and if the guy would have left the belt on the closet floor! OH, and did you know mascara can run both up AND down? Look at his face!

(I'm glad I don't know any of these people, it's so hard to trash people when you know them. So, JSM, you feel free to jump on my case if I'm too mean!  )

Tevye, it is a well known fact in the South that you can say anything you like as long as you say, "Bless Her Heart" either at the beginning or the end.

[Northern Rose]

 

[Tevye]

France

Black. All black. However, it does add visual impact...I can concentrate on tehir skating and not what their costumes are going. I'm going to have to deduct one full point...every girl knows that one wears black shoes with that little black dress. Seems very bittersweet, ...ooh, and now she's got a silver spangly tube top on....I like it! And he has a silver spangly tie...I'm going to have to add that one point back in.

Have I ever given a couple a 10 for fashion? This might be the first time, but they deserve it. From classic understated, to fun. And now it's ok that her boots are nude and not black.

And what a way to end your career...dancing at the Olys!!! 

(apologies for the spelling, but I have to turn my head to see the TV, so I type without looking at the keyboard, unless it's a commercial)

[Northern Rose]

Grandma's lamp officially has no fringe nor does grandma's neighbours.  This is the one that looks like she has an ostrich stuck in her rectum.

[joesamas mama]

France

Black. All black. However, it does add visual impact...I can concentrate on tehir skating and not what their costumes are going. I'm going to have to deduct one full point...every girl knows that one wears black shoes with that little black dress. Seems very bittersweet, ...ooh, and now she's got a silver spangly tube top on....I like it! And he has a silver spangly tie...I'm going to have to add that one point back in.

Have I ever given a couple a 10 for fashion? This might be the first time, but they deserve it. From classic understated, to fun. And now it's ok that her boots are nude and not black.

And what a way to end your career...dancing at the Olys!!! 

(apologies for the spelling, but I have to turn my head to see the TV, so I type without looking at the keyboard, unless it's a commercial)

Plus she wore a tube top and is still has a little of her baby chunk. They have never been a favorite of mine, but I liked it.

[joesamas mama]

She looks like wonder woman with feathers. 

[Northern Rose]

You guys seem to be on a 10 minute time delay from me.  I will not post any more scores so as not to spoil anything. 

[MindOnFire]

Grandma's lamp officially has no fringe nor does grandma's neighbours.  This is the one that looks like she has an ostrich stuck in her rectum.

That one made me spit on my screen!

[MindOnFire]

Are these the same people who were aborigines last night?

[Northern Rose]

 

[Northern Rose]

Grandma's lamp officially has no fringe nor does grandma's neighbours.  This is the one that looks like she has an ostrich stuck in her rectum.

That one made me spit on my screen!

I hope that was not a bad thing 

[Tevye]

Russia

Dancing to Firebird Suite, and she looks like it. so, her costume matches the music, but I do not care for it. He has too many feathers, but still looks manly. I wonder if she's gonna get into trouble with the First Nation peeps, she looks like a dancing totem pole- bless her heart!

JSM, is this the guy you're gonna stalk? Maybe we can get a group rate on the plane tickets.

This lady is also getting a fax, very colorful fax! I'll give them an 8 because her costume does match the music. However, she could use some Compuontd W for those things growing on her legs.

Awesome program!

[Northern Rose]

Russia

Dancing to Firebird Suite, and she looks like it. so, her costume matches the music, but I do not care for it. He has too many feathers, but still looks manly. I wonder if she's gonna get into trouble with the First Nation peeps, she looks like a dancing totem pole- bless her heart!

JSM, is this the guy you're gonna stalk? Maybe we can get a group rate on the plane tickets.

This lady is also getting a fax, very colorful fax! I'll give them an 8 because her costume does match the music. However, she could use some Compuontd W for those things growing on her legs.

Awesome program!

nothing a little tazer action would not fix on her legs

[MindOnFire]

Russia

Dancing to Firebird Suite, and she looks like it. so, her costume matches the music, but I do not care for it. He has too many feathers, but still looks manly. I wonder if she's gonna get into trouble with the First Nation peeps, she looks like a dancing totem pole- bless her heart!

JSM, is this the guy you're gonna stalk? Maybe we can get a group rate on the plane tickets.

This lady is also getting a fax, very colorful fax! I'll give them an 8 because her costume does match the music. However, she could use some Compuontd W for those things growing on her legs.

Awesome program!

Now, there ya go!  Work with it!  Doesn't it sound completely different once you add that?
Personally, I found it a bit frightening, but that's because I was thinking more along the lines of Halloween than ice dancing.

[Northern Rose]

Are these the same people who were aborigines last night?

I think so

[MindOnFire]

Grandma's lamp officially has no fringe nor does grandma's neighbours.  This is the one that looks like she has an ostrich stuck in her rectum.

That one made me spit on my screen!

I hope that was not a bad thing 

Just caught me unaware.....

[Brandi]

She looks like wonder woman with feathers. 

hahaha! She sure did!

You nailed it, JSM.

 

[joesamas mama]

Russia

Dancing to Firebird Suite, and she looks like it. so, her costume matches the music, but I do not care for it. He has too many feathers, but still looks manly. I wonder if she's gonna get into trouble with the First Nation peeps, she looks like a dancing totem pole- bless her heart!

JSM, is this the guy you're gonna stalk? Maybe we can get a group rate on the plane tickets.

This lady is also getting a fax, very colorful fax! I'll give them an 8 because her costume does match the music. However, she could use some Compuontd W for those things growing on her legs.

Awesome program!

NO he is not my Stalkee!!! Evan skated to Firebird and didn't wear feathers out his azz. He wore feathers, but not out his azz. 

[Brandi]

Grandma's lamp officially has no fringe nor does grandma's neighbours.  This is the one that looks like she has an ostrich stuck in her rectum.

That one made me spit on my screen!

I hope that was not a bad thing 

The way I look at it, you gotta clean that screen sometime! LOL

[Northern Rose]

Grandma's lamp officially has no fringe nor does grandma's neighbours.  This is the one that looks like she has an ostrich stuck in her rectum.

That one made me spit on my screen!

I hope that was not a bad thing 

The way I look at it, you gotta clean that screen sometime! LOL

that makes  my sense of humour is a public service