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[trimmonthelake]

http://www.myfoxtampabay.com/dpps/entertainment/dpgonc-elton-john-jesus-was-super-intelligent-gay-man-fc-20100219_6163063
Elton John: Jesus Was 'Super-Intelligent Gay Man’

Updated: Friday, 19 Feb 2010, 8:03 AM EST
Published : Friday, 19 Feb 2010, 7:59 AM EST

(NewsCore) - Apparently Elton John didn’t give up being controversial for Lent.

The flamboyant recording artist pontificated to Parade Magazine for this week’s issue on his view of Christianity.

“I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who understood human problems,” he said.

The gay pop star has been in a committed relationship for almost two decades.

“Jesus wanted us to be loving and forgiving,” he added. “I don't know what makes people so cruel. Try being a gay woman in the Middle East -- you're as good as dead.


 

[no rose colored glasses]

http://www.myfoxtampabay.com/dpps/entertainment/dpgonc-elton-john-jesus-was-super-intelligent-gay-man-fc-20100219_6163063
Elton John: Jesus Was 'Super-Intelligent Gay Man’

Updated: Friday, 19 Feb 2010, 8:03 AM EST
Published : Friday, 19 Feb 2010, 7:59 AM EST

(NewsCore) - Apparently Elton John didn’t give up being controversial for Lent.

The flamboyant recording artist pontificated to Parade Magazine for this week’s issue on his view of Christianity.

“I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who understood human problems,” he said.

The gay pop star has been in a committed relationship for almost two decades.

“Jesus wanted us to be loving and forgiving,” he added. “I don't know what makes people so cruel. Try being a gay woman in the Middle East -- you're as good as dead.


 

You know just when you tell yourself, nothing anybody is going to say is going to make your stomach churn, someone has to come out with something, that makes your stomach churn.        And I would love to see the percentage of sex addicts, how many of them are cured, after going through this sex rehab

[joesamas mama]

FYI, wine is awful. I wish I could find wine that I like. I swear it is like drinking vinegar. 

whatttttt???? Girl! you need to try like a Piesporter or an Auslise...very very yummy! I only like sweet wines...try them!

Thanks Cookie, I am drinking a chardonnay. I put sprite and ice in it and that is it, not drinking anymore. It is awful. Plus it cost three times as much as a 6 pack of beer. 

I can't drink wine, I either fall right to sleep, or I get as mean as a skunk 

I fell right to sleep and slept through the whole of mens skating.

[joesamas mama]

http://www.myfoxtampabay.com/dpps/entertainment/dpgonc-elton-john-jesus-was-super-intelligent-gay-man-fc-20100219_6163063
Elton John: Jesus Was 'Super-Intelligent Gay Man’

Updated: Friday, 19 Feb 2010, 8:03 AM EST
Published : Friday, 19 Feb 2010, 7:59 AM EST

(NewsCore) - Apparently Elton John didn’t give up being controversial for Lent.

The flamboyant recording artist pontificated to Parade Magazine for this week’s issue on his view of Christianity.

“I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who understood human problems,” he said.

The gay pop star has been in a committed relationship for almost two decades.

“Jesus wanted us to be loving and forgiving,” he added. “I don't know what makes people so cruel. Try being a gay woman in the Middle East -- you're as good as dead.


 

You know just when you tell yourself, nothing anybody is going to say is going to make your stomach churn, someone has to come out with something, that makes your stomach churn.        And I would love to see the percentage of sex addicts, how many of them are cured, after going through this sex rehab

Oh my stomach is churning right about now No Rose, what a ridiculous statement for him to make.

[joesamas mama]

Good morning everyone and Happy Friday!

  Morning Mission. Morning Monkeys.

[joesamas mama]

6 words    Tiger Woods STFU.

      

[Missiontoconvict]

6 words    Tiger Woods STFU.

I agree - barf

[Missiontoconvict]

6 words    Tiger Woods STFU.

And go back to rehab, and do us all a favor              Good morning Mission 

If he was my husband he would still be in rehab.......

If he were mine he would need rehab for a missing appendage 

[joesamas mama]

6 words    Tiger Woods STFU.

And go back to rehab, and do us all a favor              Good morning Mission 

If he was my husband he would still be in rehab.......

If he was my husband he would have this up his arse.         

[Missiontoconvict]

6 words    Tiger Woods STFU.

And go back to rehab, and do us all a favor              Good morning Mission 

If he was my husband he would still be in rehab.......

I wouldn't give a da@n where he would be, just give me my money, and the rest is history. 

[Missiontoconvict]

Good morning everyone and Happy Friday!

  Morning Mission. Morning Monkeys.

Good Morning JSM 

[no rose colored glasses]

6 words    Tiger Woods STFU.

And go back to rehab, and do us all a favor              Good morning Mission 

If he was my husband he would still be in rehab.......

If he were mine he would need rehab for a missing appendage 

But first, make sure the money is firmly in your hand 

[Missiontoconvict]

http://www.myfoxtampabay.com/dpps/entertainment/dpgonc-elton-john-jesus-was-super-intelligent-gay-man-fc-20100219_6163063
Elton John: Jesus Was 'Super-Intelligent Gay Man’

Updated: Friday, 19 Feb 2010, 8:03 AM EST
Published : Friday, 19 Feb 2010, 7:59 AM EST

(NewsCore) - Apparently Elton John didn’t give up being controversial for Lent.

The flamboyant recording artist pontificated to Parade Magazine for this week’s issue on his view of Christianity.

“I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who understood human problems,” he said.

The gay pop star has been in a committed relationship for almost two decades.

“Jesus wanted us to be loving and forgiving,” he added. “I don't know what makes people so cruel. Try being a gay woman in the Middle East -- you're as good as dead.


 

And what would his answer had been when he was married to his woman Renate Blauel?????  Geeeeesh

[Missiontoconvict]

6 words    Tiger Woods STFU.

And go back to rehab, and do us all a favor              Good morning Mission 

If he was my husband he would still be in rehab.......

If he were mine he would need rehab for a missing appendage 

But first, make sure the money is firmly in your hand 

You got that right

[no rose colored glasses]

Speaking about Elton John, there is a great little movie from 1971 called Friends, that Elton wrote the music for. I think that is his best work, so much so I used part of the soundtrack for my wedding. But back in the day when Elton was rocking at the piano, and would sort of slide under it and play, that was cool. A few years back, we went to see him again. Well this time when he slid under the piano, I turned too my husband and bet him 10 bucks he wasn't going to be able to hoist his body back on the piano seat. He eventually made it back on the seat, but I swear he looked like some old scrub woman performing that night. 

[no rose colored glasses]

6 words    Tiger Woods STFU.

And go back to rehab, and do us all a favor              Good morning Mission 

If he was my husband he would still be in rehab.......

If he were mine he would need rehab for a missing appendage 

But first, make sure the money is firmly in your hand 

You got that right

What a joke, I went onto TMZ and they have it outlined the bs that Tiger spewed at the press conference 

[Green Eyes]

This is for Tevye  I laughed when I read it.

Johnny Weir contemplating new career
The American reveals that he may not be figure skating much longer after the Vancouver Games. » What profeesion? Gee I wonder ?



http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/vancouver/figure_skating/news?slug=ro-weirside021910&prov=yhoo&type=lgns

[trimmonthelake]

6 words    Tiger Woods STFU.

And go back to rehab, and do us all a favor              Good morning Mission 

If he was my husband he would still be in rehab.......

If he were mine he would need rehab for a missing appendage 

But first, make sure the money is firmly in your hand 

Exactly.   
Let him apply for public optioned insurance.   

[trimmonthelake]

6 words    Tiger Woods STFU.

And go back to rehab, and do us all a favor              Good morning Mission 

If he was my husband he would still be in rehab.......

If he were mine he would need rehab for a missing appendage 

But first, make sure the money is firmly in your hand 

You got that right

What a joke, I went onto TMZ and they have it outlined the bs that Tiger spewed at the press conference 

Fox News just said Gloria Allred was sitting with one of Tiger's women and was in tears.
More shortly.   

[no rose colored glasses]

Whenever there is a woman scorned and in need  Gloria will be there.