JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD #13 2/13/10 -

[Tevye]

Japanese skater, sorry can't spell his name...

Classic tux, bet he's gonna do Charlie Chaplin-esque..
black tux short jacket, bow tie, grey pants. Only an 8, because when he spins, his shirttails show. Dude, it's called double stick tape...surely you have that in Japan. I KNOW the Canadians have duct tape, as a last measure. Shoes match the outfit, and YES< he is doing a Charlie Chaplain type show...not up to the level of the other programs.

[Tevye]

Japanese skater, sorry can't spell his name...

Classic tux, bet he's gonna do Charlie Chaplin-esque..
black tux short jacket, bow tie, grey pants. Only an 8, because when he spins, his shirttails show. Dude, it's called double stick tape...surely you have that in Japan. I KNOW the Canadians have duct tape, as a last measure. Shoes match the outfit, and YES< he is doing a Charlie Chaplain type show...not up to the level of the other programs.

Oops, he fell and looks like he's hurt...skate lace troubles, uh oh, I feel Tanya in the house!

[Tevye]

Switzerland skater....too femmy, but not Johnny Weir(d) femmy...looks like a Romeo outfit...are those tassels I see??? Yes, by gum, he has shoulder tassels on. Sorry dude, that gets you a 3...and the shoes don't match the pants. Who dresses these guys, anyway?

[Tevye]

Switzerland skater....too femmy, but not Johnny Weir(d) femmy...looks like a Romeo outfit...are those tassels I see??? Yes, by gum, he has shoulder tassels on. Sorry dude, that gets you a 3...and the shoes don't match the pants. Who dresses these guys, anyway?

Forgot to mention this guy's wearing the Seinfield pirate shirt! I should make more deductions for that..but gotta leave room at the bottom for Johnny!

[Tevye]

Takahashi..ok, he's just warming up and I hate his costume already! Looks like one of those clown dolls....checks are not your friend! And what is it with this corset look on the guys???? And now he's wearing ice shavings on his bum. Also looks like he's wearing Khadafi's scarf. I'll give him a 6. could have been higher, but he needs less product in his hair!

[Tevye]

Johnny Wier(d):
Feathers...check
gloves...check
tassels...check
decolletage ...check
Borrowing a woman's single skater's outfit from the 80's ...double check.
mocking religions with a sign of the cross..e-ticket to hell...check
Shoes...match his pants.

Ok, the shoes earn him a 1.

Hate to say it, but he is a good skater, if way femmy.

[Tevye]

Johnny Wier(d):
Feathers...check
gloves...check
tassels...check
decolletage ...check
Borrowing a woman's single skater's outfit from the 80's ...double check.
mocking religions with a sign of the cross..e-ticket to hell...check
Shoes...match his pants.

Ok, the shoes earn him a 1.

Hate to say it, but he is a good skater, if way femmy.

OMG, I have to take the 1 point away for the crown of roses hes wearing....for gawd's sake!!! (but he  was way underscored by the judges)

[Tevye]

Pleshinko...dude, the sequins are so 80's! Even a tie out of sequins. And he's wearing gloves, too. OMG, he gets extra points for mocking Johnny Wier(d)!!! I five him a 7 (gotta give him that Russian discount of course, payback's a bitch! take THAT russian judges!)

[Tevye]

And the winners are:
Gold:Lysheckek!!!! woo hoo!
Silver: Plushenko
Bronze:/takahashi

Johnny Wier(d) took 6th,

[Blumonkey]

And the winners are:
Gold:Lysheckek!!!! woo hoo!
Silver: Plushenko
Bronze:/takahashi

Johnny Wier(d) took 6th,

Tevye, great job with the fashion commentary. You are so funny ! I thought Johnny Wier did better as well. I hope you continue with this.

[theboyzmom]

Tevye - you are so funny!  I have not been watching mush of the olympics but I love your commentary - almost better than coffee for an early morning wake up! 

[trimmonthelake]

Tevye,     LMAO   

Could you do commentary on the Sinsumas tapes so we don't have to listen to them? 
NRCG and I will probably have to have 2 shots of Baileya and a advil before we do it.   

[Green Eyes]

And the winners are:
Gold:Lysheckek!!!! woo hoo!
Silver: Plushenko
Bronze:/takahashi

Johnny Wier(d) took 6th,

Thanks Tevye for the fashion updates. They were great. You had me laughing from the get go.  I didn't get to watch last night so your commentaries are much appreciated. 

[cookie]

good job Tevye!

[Tevye]

  Glad ya'll enjoyed my fashion commentary. Please keep in mind, it was typed by a bald lady in a flannel nightgown, robe, knee socks and slippers. So I really have no room to talk, but hey, at least I don't appear in front of the world dressed like that!

I totally cracked up when Johnny Wier(d) snagged that crown of roses to wear in the kiss and cry area...I see a gender change operation in that boy's(???) future! Wonder how many endorsements it will cost? 

[Green Eyes]

Good Morning Monkeys

JSM I am so glad your absents yesterday was because of problems at work and not something wrong with you or Josef. 

NRCG  I am sorry to hear about your finger. OUCH !! Hope they can take care of it soon for you.  ::MonkeyAngel::I read you are getting to more storms this week end. Stay safe and dry.

Tevye glad to hear you had a good rest yesterday.

Hope everyone has a wonderful Friday

[joesamas mama]

Morning Monkeys. I didn't see any of the skating last night except for Jeremy Abbott and Patrick Chan. I fell asleep on the couch waiting for it to start. Tevye, you have cracked me up!! Going to catch up really quick.

[joesamas mama]

Glad ya'll enjoyed my fashion commentary. Please keep in mind, it was typed by a bald lady in a flannel nightgown, robe, knee socks and slippers. So I really have no room to talk, but hey, at least I don't appear in front of the world dressed like that!

I totally cracked up when Johnny Wier(d) snagged that crown of roses to wear in the kiss and cry area...I see a gender change operation in that boy's(???) future! Wonder how many endorsements it will cost? 

GREAT commentary Tevye, I only wish I had stayed up to see it. No more wine for me, makes me sleepy. Changing that Lent give up today. Will pray the rosary and Chaplet of Divine Mercy every day that way I can have my ML.

[joesamas mama]

Good Morning Monkeys

JSM I am so glad your absents yesterday was because of problems at work and not something wrong with you or Josef. 

NRCG  I am sorry to hear about your finger. OUCH !! Hope they can take care of it soon for you.  ::MonkeyAngel::I read you are getting to more storms this week end. Stay safe and dry.

Tevye glad to hear you had a good rest yesterday.

Hope everyone has a wonderful Friday

Hi Greeneyes, thanks for worrying about me. All of us in the office were going through internet withdrawl yesterday. 

[Green Eyes]

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