Haleigh Marie Cummings #35 4/22/10 - 5/04/10

[Wyks]

TIPS FROM THE REDNECK BOOK OF MANNERS 
     
1. Never take a beer to a job interview.

2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.
 
3. It’s considered poor taste to take a cooler to church.

 4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets.

5. Even if you’re certain that you are included in the will, it is still considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home.
 

DINING OUT
     
1. If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers covering the label.

2. Avoid throwing bones and food scraps on the floor as the restaurant may not have dogs.
   
       
ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME
   
1. A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist.

2. Do not allow the dog to eat at the table no matter how good his manners are.

   
 PERSONAL HYGIENE
     
1. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one’s OWN truck keys.
 
2. Proper use of toiletries can forestall bathing for several days. However, if you live alone, deodorant is not a waste of good money.

3. Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a social no-no, as they tend to detract from a woman’s jewelry and alter the taste of finger foods.


DATING (Outside the Family)
     
1. Always offer to bait your date’s hook, especially on the first date.

2. Be aggressive. Let her know you’re interested: “I’ve been wanting to go out with you since I read that stuff on the bathroom wall two years ago.”

3. Establish with her parents  what time she is expected back. Some will say 10:00 PM; Others might say “Monday.”  If the latter is the answer, it is the man’s responsibility to get her to school on time.

4. Always have a positive comment about your date’s appearance, such as, “ya’ll sure don’t sweat much for a fat broad.”
     
       
WEDDINGS
 
1. Livestock, usually, is a poor choice for a wedding gift.

2. Kissing the bride for more than 5 seconds may get you shot.

3. For the groom, at least, rent a tux. A leisure suit with a cummerbund and a clean bowling shirt can create too sporty an appearance.

4. Though uncomfortable, say “yes” to socks and shoes for this special occasion.

5. It is not appropriate to tell the groom how good his wife is in the sack.


DRIVING ETIQUETTE

1. Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles; Even if the gun is loaded, and the deer is in sight.

2. When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way.

3. Never tow another car using panty hose and duct tape.

4. When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is  impolite to ask her to bring back beer.

5. Never relieve yourself from a moving vehicle, especially when driving.

6. Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession.
     
       
TWO REASONS WHY IT IS HARD TO SOLVE A REDNECK MURDER
     
1. All the DNA is the same.
2. There are no dental records

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A redneck wedding:




A redneck wedding cake:




A redneck limo:




And a redneck RV:




I could go on all night with this.. lol.. but I better quit here, cuz I'm probably already gonna git spanked by the mods.   

[no rose colored glasses]

Love it Wyks 

[Rob]

I don't see out Laura Garza thread (s. Just want to say - Thank God. ATV'ers apparently found her according to JVM. Seems her skeletal remains were found two weeks ago.

Sometimes, someone just stumbles over the body / remains.

God Bless Laura.

[Wyks]

Love it Wyks 

lol..  just an explanation, ya know, of what a redneck is.  not making fun, this is true stuff!  i ought to know cuz i'ma ornery honorary redneck.  got all ma teef too.  take em out and put em back in whenever the mood strikes.  hehe 

 

[Wyks]

I don't see out Laura Garza thread (s. Just want to say - Thank God. ATV'ers apparently found her according to JVM. Seems her skeletal remains were found two weeks ago.

Sometimes, someone just stumbles over the body / remains.

God Bless Laura.

Seems this is often the way, someone stumbling across the remains, in for the shock of their lives.  Thank goodness she was found. 

[Monkey with Class]

Wyks,  very funny.  You left out the mansion.   

http://adaptivereuse.net/2008/03/03/well-ill-be-a-seagull/
Is there going to be anything on NG tonight with this case?

[no rose colored glasses]

Wyks,  very funny.  You left out the mansion.   

http://adaptivereuse.net/2008/03/03/well-ill-be-a-seagull/
Is there going to be anything on NG tonight with this case?

  There was suppose to be, she is covering Susan Powell and Casey.

[Nut44x4]

Here Rob >>
http://scaredmonkeys.net/index.php?topic=4214.0

[Wyks]

Wyks,  very funny.  You left out the mansion.   

http://adaptivereuse.net/2008/03/03/well-ill-be-a-seagull/
Is there going to be anything on NG tonight with this case?

Yesssss!!  That's one of the best!  Thanks Monkey with Class!   

[fatcatlurker]

Have you guys seen this theory?  It is here - http://www.bloggernews.net/124401  and on Peter Hyatt's site.

I totally believe that one

I snipped out the article that was posted by FCL. I, too, was believing it until I realized that a retribution killing / abduction would place the blame for the death ON someone. That's the one hole in the theory I could find.

Let's say that's all true. Wouldn't you want to pin it on someone? The child is gone, and we all know who was watching her. So, wouldn't it make sense that the retribution killers / abductors want to make this an on-going saga with Misty as the "blamee"?

Wouldn't you want the deceased child found to further your plot / revenge?

Thanks FCL for bring that over. I enjoyed the theory and I certainly don't discount it. Who really knows what happened here. I know the police have re-classified the case as a homicide, so little remains - other than who killed Haleigh, who helped the killer, and where her remains were placed. Looking for a live Haleigh has been ruled out.

I still think the police are lying and they have recovered something to lead them to the conclusion that Haleigh is deceased. I can see no way that the case goes from abduction to murder with zero new evidence. Not only that - it just doesn't make sense.

Yes they have something for sure.  I'm still hooked on witness statement - Tommy.  He's the weakest link JMO. 

[fatcatlurker]

OT you guys watching NG?  Adult human bones found in rural area of Idaho.  Ref. to Susan Powell case.  Poor lady.

[Rob]

Here Rob >>
http://scaredmonkeys.net/index.php?topic=4214.0

thank you Nut - see it's been moved to deceased. 

[seahorse]

Mz Nancy is starting to really pizz me off, first she goes off on the "Duke Boys" and NEVER once apologized, went off on CS, never aoplogized when she tried to tell her that she heard Misty was on a drug/sex binge and Tammi Smith and her hubby sure pulled a fast one on her......I think the twins have made their BIO-MOM lose all objectivity

I have seen her interrogate CS and (NG head was cocked to her right) and I thought wow, what was she drinking with dinner?

Interrogate it the perfect word for it too HeLLo, she was over 100 miles away.  I think she's not getting any at home, that explains her biatchy attitude and much more......but I can undestand her husband not wanting to be near that screeching nut too

I agree with your comments. NG was stinky to a woman (CS)who has a child missing, big deal she didn't know the school hours, she was 100 miles away as you said.

 Poor husband, she must yell out Ronald in the middle of intimate encounters.    "Ronald, Ronald, Ronald!"

[Rob]

OT you guys watching NG?  Adult human bones found in rural area of Idaho.  Ref. to Susan Powell case.  Poor lady.

FCL - I didn't post anything in the thread here - but I have always thought that Josh was too weak to actually kill someone. At one point I was sort of convinced he strangled Susan, but as time went on - I started thinking that he left her to die of exposure after sedating her.

I hope we know soon if this is her. 

[strayze]

Wyks:  Thanks for "rednecks" info.

[Wyks]

Wyks:  Thanks for "rednecks" info.

You're welcome, strayze. 

[strayze]

Friend of Gram Hollars said Gram has taken to bed with headaches because of the way Flo and Misty have been treated on TV.    Well WTH, then why was she on the tv blabbing like she was, and what did she expect? So I guess nobody is in the hospital, she has a headache 

Oh good grief.

Get out the smelling salts, pronto!

[islandmonkey]

Wyks:  Thanks for "rednecks" info.

You're welcome, strayze. 

I have always said I was a redneck, but I might have to reevaluate now

[d in texas]

Have you guys seen this theory?  It is here - http://www.bloggernews.net/124401  and on Peter Hyatt's site.

I totally believe that one

I snipped out the article that was posted by FCL. I, too, was believing it until I realized that a retribution killing / abduction would place the blame for the death ON someone. That's the one hole in the theory I could find.

Let's say that's all true. Wouldn't you want to pin it on someone? The child is gone, and we all know who was watching her. So, wouldn't it make sense that the retribution killers / abductors want to make this an on-going saga with Misty as the "blamee"?

Wouldn't you want the deceased child found to further your plot / revenge?

Thanks FCL for bring that over. I enjoyed the theory and I certainly don't discount it. Who really knows what happened here. I know the police have re-classified the case as a homicide, so little remains - other than who killed Haleigh, who helped the killer, and where her remains were placed. Looking for a live Haleigh has been ruled out.

I still think the police are lying and they have recovered something to lead them to the conclusion that Haleigh is deceased. I can see no way that the case goes from abduction to murder with zero new evidence. Not only that - it just doesn't make sense.

Yes they have something for sure.  I'm still hooked on witness statement - Tommy.  He's the weakest link JMO. 

the headless rat??????????

[TxLady2]

LOL!!! Too funny, Wyks!!! We call ourselves rednecks, but we're not, really.
Nice family pic of GmaH and kids. We got some folks look like that around here, too.