JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD #17 6/21/10 - 7/08/10

[Missiontoconvict]

Went out and cut the back lawn, bad mistake.  I was soaking wet by the time I was done, dizzy and why does Riley always have to run ahead of me and pick a part of the lawn that I have not cut yet to lay a love bomb?  I swear he does it on purpose everytime I cut the grass.  I go pick up his little packages before I cut the lawn and then he leaves me a random fresh one everytime.  It always has to be a big stinky gooey one as well like he is saving it up for when he sees the lawn mower.

it is like a man who waits to fart inside the vehicle instead of outside.............why is it they can't do that right before getting in the car?  They wait until they get IN the car.   

[ospainter]

For anyone that likes Brussel Sprouts, try this.

use the juice from Kosher dill pickles.

boil a frozen package of Brussel Sprouts, cool, put in dill juice, put in fridge for a day or so..Yummmy

OS

That sounds very yummy - marinated so to speak.  Thank you OS.  I love brussel sprouts and dill pickles so this has to be good!

YW, we really like them too, big hit at picnics,reunions..

OS

[ospainter]

Went out and cut the back lawn, bad mistake.  I was soaking wet by the time I was done, dizzy and why does Riley always have to run ahead of me and pick a part of the lawn that I have not cut yet to lay a love bomb?  I swear he does it on purpose everytime I cut the grass.  I go pick up his little packages before I cut the lawn and then he leaves me a random fresh one everytime.  It always has to be a big stinky gooey one as well like he is saving it up for when he sees the lawn mower.

it is like a man who waits to fart inside the vehicle instead of outside.............why is it they can't do that right before getting in the car?  They wait until they get IN the car.   

LOL...

OS

[no rose colored glasses]

Went out and cut the back lawn, bad mistake.  I was soaking wet by the time I was done, dizzy and why does Riley always have to run ahead of me and pick a part of the lawn that I have not cut yet to lay a love bomb?  I swear he does it on purpose everytime I cut the grass.  I go pick up his little packages before I cut the lawn and then he leaves me a random fresh one everytime.  It always has to be a big stinky gooey one as well like he is saving it up for when he sees the lawn mower.

OMG between the body fat melting and Moses on the mountain LOL I can now laugh that my umbrella tipped over and took a potted plant with it. Call into my husband to pick up the 6.5 umbrella and I can use the other for down in the yard.

[trimmonthelake]

Because the sun here in CA fades everything, I bought a new umbrella for the table up on the balcony. Instead of getting the 6.5 foot one I just noticed I bought the 7.5 umbrella  LOL  I guess that is better than a couple weeks ago a bought a bra only to put it on, and went why doesn't it fit? I not only bought the wrong size, but wrong cup size also  LOL

I am seriously laughing so hard right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So I am out on the balcony laughing so hard by myself I couldn't take it. The umbrella is so tall that when I assembled it and tried to open it, I couldn't reach. So I stood there for a minute or two, and waffled back and forth with the idea, should I get a stool, should I take the top part off, open it, and then put it back in the hole. I took it apart and then opened it  LOL  Now I'm using double faced tape in the holes to make it steady, otherwise a gust of wind is going to catapult it into the avocado field.

Ok first off be careful - second I am laughing so hard I may need to consider depends.  It has a been a riot in here today. 

LMAO.This has I Love Lucy written all over it!

[no rose colored glasses]

I do like dill pickles.

[Missiontoconvict]

Went out and cut the back lawn, bad mistake.  I was soaking wet by the time I was done, dizzy and why does Riley always have to run ahead of me and pick a part of the lawn that I have not cut yet to lay a love bomb?  I swear he does it on purpose everytime I cut the grass.  I go pick up his little packages before I cut the lawn and then he leaves me a random fresh one everytime.  It always has to be a big stinky gooey one as well like he is saving it up for when he sees the lawn mower.

OMG between the body fat melting and Moses on the mountain LOL I can now laugh that my umbrella tipped over and took a potted plant with it. Call into my husband to pick up the 6.5 umbrella and I can use the other for down in the yard.

LOL well that is a win win if you ask me.

[no rose colored glasses]

Because the sun here in CA fades everything, I bought a new umbrella for the table up on the balcony. Instead of getting the 6.5 foot one I just noticed I bought the 7.5 umbrella  LOL  I guess that is better than a couple weeks ago a bought a bra only to put it on, and went why doesn't it fit? I not only bought the wrong size, but wrong cup size also  LOL

I am seriously laughing so hard right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So I am out on the balcony laughing so hard by myself I couldn't take it. The umbrella is so tall that when I assembled it and tried to open it, I couldn't reach. So I stood there for a minute or two, and waffled back and forth with the idea, should I get a stool, should I take the top part off, open it, and then put it back in the hole. I took it apart and then opened it  LOL  Now I'm using double faced tape in the holes to make it steady, otherwise a gust of wind is going to catapult it into the avocado field.

Ok first off be careful - second I am laughing so hard I may need to consider depends.  It has a been a riot in here today. 

LMAO.This has I Love Lucy written all over it!

Well you should have seen it all fall over, with my racoon planter with fake cactus in it. I give up already  LOL

[theboyzmom]

Went out and cut the back lawn, bad mistake.  I was soaking wet by the time I was done, dizzy and why does Riley always have to run ahead of me and pick a part of the lawn that I have not cut yet to lay a love bomb?  I swear he does it on purpose everytime I cut the grass.  I go pick up his little packages before I cut the lawn and then he leaves me a random fresh one everytime.  It always has to be a big stinky gooey one as well like he is saving it up for when he sees the lawn mower.

it is like a man who waits to fart inside the vehicle instead of outside.............why is it they can't do that right before getting in the car?  They wait until they get IN the car.   

LOL...

OS

OMG that is so funny! I watch the neighbors cut their lawn and the same thing with love bombs happens to them - I think it is revenge for paying attention to the lawn and not them!

[trimmonthelake]

You know I don't normally watch Oprah,but Kirstie Alley is on and she cracks me up.She is back on her diet,and I admire her for going public.She is funny.

[trimmonthelake]

Well,i don't want to cut the front yard grass now.......neighbors big lab just passed through.Eeewwwwwww.It is a poop alert,I know it is!

[trimmonthelake]

Because the sun here in CA fades everything, I bought a new umbrella for the table up on the balcony. Instead of getting the 6.5 foot one I just noticed I bought the 7.5 umbrella  LOL  I guess that is better than a couple weeks ago a bought a bra only to put it on, and went why doesn't it fit? I not only bought the wrong size, but wrong cup size also  LOL

I am seriously laughing so hard right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So I am out on the balcony laughing so hard by myself I couldn't take it. The umbrella is so tall that when I assembled it and tried to open it, I couldn't reach. So I stood there for a minute or two, and waffled back and forth with the idea, should I get a stool, should I take the top part off, open it, and then put it back in the hole. I took it apart and then opened it  LOL  Now I'm using double faced tape in the holes to make it steady, otherwise a gust of wind is going to catapult it into the avocado field.

Ok first off be careful - second I am laughing so hard I may need to consider depends.  It has a been a riot in here today. 

LMAO.This has I Love Lucy written all over it!

Well you should have seen it all fall over, with my racoon planter with fake cactus in it. I give up already  LOL

I am never going to get over the fake cactus.I can't help it.that is so funny.I have never seen a fake cactus in my life.I gotta go look and find now.

[Brandi]

You know I don't normally watch Oprah,but Kirstie Alley is on and she cracks me up.She is back on her diet,and I admire her for going public.She is funny.

She is into the weight loss industry, selling her wares: http://www.organicliaison.com/

*No comment*

[no rose colored glasses]

Went out and cut the back lawn, bad mistake.  I was soaking wet by the time I was done, dizzy and why does Riley always have to run ahead of me and pick a part of the lawn that I have not cut yet to lay a love bomb?  I swear he does it on purpose everytime I cut the grass.  I go pick up his little packages before I cut the lawn and then he leaves me a random fresh one everytime.  It always has to be a big stinky gooey one as well like he is saving it up for when he sees the lawn mower.

OMG between the body fat melting and Moses on the mountain LOL I can now laugh that my umbrella tipped over and took a potted plant with it. Call into my husband to pick up the 6.5 umbrella and I can use the other for down in the yard.

LOL well that is a win win if you ask me.

I'm just in tears here  LOL  I'm going to sit down a minute before I clean the mess on the balcony.

[no rose colored glasses]

You know I don't normally watch Oprah,but Kirstie Alley is on and she cracks me up.She is back on her diet,and I admire her for going public.She is funny.

I use to like her on Cheers  LOL

[trimmonthelake]

You know I don't normally watch Oprah,but Kirstie Alley is on and she cracks me up.She is back on her diet,and I admire her for going public.She is funny.

She is into the weight loss industry, selling her wares: http://www.organicliaison.com/

*No comment*

Well I'll be chit!I just turned my tv off.Da**it.And she even had a naked statue was in her ad.I am flashing back to my neighbors.LOL

[trimmonthelake]

You know I don't normally watch Oprah,but Kirstie Alley is on and she cracks me up.She is back on her diet,and I admire her for going public.She is funny.

I use to like her on Cheers  LOL

I loved her on that show too,and Woody Haroldson

[Brandi]

You know I don't normally watch Oprah,but Kirstie Alley is on and she cracks me up.She is back on her diet,and I admire her for going public.She is funny.

She is into the weight loss industry, selling her wares: http://www.organicliaison.com/

*No comment*

Well I'll be chit!I just turned my tv off.Da**it.And she even had a naked statue was in her ad.I am flashing back to my neighbors.LOL

She's also a Scientologist.

*No comment*

[no rose colored glasses]

I have fake cactus on the balcony which I'm going to go and clean up eventually, I wish the dirt that is all over was fake too  LOL

[klaasend]

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