JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD #19 8/05/10 - 8/27/10

[joesamas mama]

4donks,
You have such a wonderful outlook on life.  I hope I will be able to accept things as well as you when the inevitable happens.    

I, too, would take such comfort in being with my loved one in the end.  34 years is such a long time.  My husband drives me CRAZY, but I hope we can make it that long.

  AMEN Atlanta mom.... and I am sure you will make it that long.

[joesamas mama]

The guy is seriously cracked, he has tinsel hanging all over so the birds don't go near his yard, little he knows they aren't afraid of his tinsel  When it is garbage day, he is on the curb organizing the garbage and recycle bins, I have been known to go out there once he goes back in the house, and disorganize them again 

  OMG, tinsel??? For Real???

ROFLMAO, you really go out there and do that!!! OMG, that is so funny and would be something I would do myself. 

I can't stand the man, and will do whatever to irritate him, as he irritates me, a little game 

  I LOVE IT!!! That is so funny No Rose I would love to be your partner in crime. You are Lucy and me Ethel. 

We had a neighbour that had fake plastic owls nailed to her trees to keep birds away. 

They have those plastic owls in downtown atlanta on the sides of the highrises to scare away pigeons.  Ashamed to say I stared at one of thoses owls for quite a while wondering why there was an owl sitting on a building in the daytime. not one of my brighter moments.

  I would have done the same thing. Guess what we have at the hospital? RED TAIL HAWKS that live in a nest on top of the building. They are gorgeous and so huge I can see them without my glasses. I love looking at them when they are just sitting on the ledge looking around. (while I am out having my ciggy break) 

[joesamas mama]

The guy is seriously cracked, he has tinsel hanging all over so the birds don't go near his yard, little he knows they aren't afraid of his tinsel  When it is garbage day, he is on the curb organizing the garbage and recycle bins, I have been known to go out there once he goes back in the house, and disorganize them again 

  OMG, tinsel??? For Real???

ROFLMAO, you really go out there and do that!!! OMG, that is so funny and would be something I would do myself. 

I can't stand the man, and will do whatever to irritate him, as he irritates me, a little game 

  I LOVE IT!!! That is so funny No Rose I would love to be your partner in crime. You are Lucy and me Ethel. 

We had a neighbour that had fake plastic owls nailed to her trees to keep birds away. 

They have those plastic owls in downtown atlanta on the sides of the highrises to scare away pigeons.  Ashamed to say I stared at one of thoses owls for quite a while wondering why there was an owl sitting on a building in the daytime. not one of my brighter moments.

This was in Florida and she had them nailed to the sides of her palm trees. It was just plain weird

  Seems to me if you are in Florida you might get a fake gator or two by the palm trees.

[4 Donks]

The guy is seriously cracked, he has tinsel hanging all over so the birds don't go near his yard, little he knows they aren't afraid of his tinsel  When it is garbage day, he is on the curb organizing the garbage and recycle bins, I have been known to go out there once he goes back in the house, and disorganize them again 

  OMG, tinsel??? For Real???

ROFLMAO, you really go out there and do that!!! OMG, that is so funny and would be something I would do myself. 

I can't stand the man, and will do whatever to irritate him, as he irritates me, a little game 

  I LOVE IT!!! That is so funny No Rose I would love to be your partner in crime. You are Lucy and me Ethel. 

We had a neighbour that had fake plastic owls nailed to her trees to keep birds away. 

They have those plastic owls in downtown atlanta on the sides of the highrises to scare away pigeons.  Ashamed to say I stared at one of thoses owls for quite a while wondering why there was an owl sitting on a building in the daytime. not one of my brighter moments.

  I would have done the same thing. Guess what we have at the hospital? RED TAIL HAWKS that live in a nest on top of the building. They are gorgeous and so huge I can see them without my glasses. I love looking at them when they are just sitting on the ledge looking around. (while I am out having my ciggy break) 

We have them and they are awesome to watch. They circle the field when you bush hog and wait for the tractor to flush mice and other critter then they swoop down and grab them in their talons and those suckers are moving out, they never slow.

[Tevye]

  Tevye   

I seem to always miss you

You will be proud to know that Hubby now has every episode of three seasons of Dr Who recorded on our satelite box   

Good on him! The new Doctor is OK, but David Tenant will always be the Good Doctor for me!

[Tevye]

Hi Sister Tevye.

Hey Mission and all! Just trying to catch up....

Hi Tevye, hope you had a good day today 

Thanks, I finally had a day where I didn't tick anyone off, and one of my bosses got a compliment on how nice I am on the phone. Finally!

[atlanta_mom]

The guy is seriously cracked, he has tinsel hanging all over so the birds don't go near his yard, little he knows they aren't afraid of his tinsel  When it is garbage day, he is on the curb organizing the garbage and recycle bins, I have been known to go out there once he goes back in the house, and disorganize them again 

  OMG, tinsel??? For Real???
 
ROFLMAO, you really go out there and do that!!! OMG, that is so funny and would be something I would do myself. 

I can't stand the man, and will do whatever to irritate him, as he irritates me, a little game 

  I LOVE IT!!! That is so funny No Rose I would love to be your partner in crime. You are Lucy and me Ethel. 

We had a neighbour that had fake plastic owls nailed to her trees to keep birds away. 

They have those plastic owls in downtown atlanta on the sides of the highrises to scare away pigeons.  Ashamed to say I stared at one of thoses owls for quite a while wondering why there was an owl sitting on a building in the daytime. not one of my brighter moments.

  I would have done the same thing. Guess what we have at the hospital? RED TAIL HAWKS that live in a nest on top of the building. They are gorgeous and so huge I can see them without my glasses. I love looking at them when they are just sitting on the ledge looking around. (while I am out having my ciggy break) 

I havn't seen those hawks aive , but I did see an unfortunate soul that had been hit by a car.  The talons were so large.  But I swear the pigeons at work must not see many either.  they are the tamest birds I have ever seen. 

[no rose colored glasses]

The guy is seriously cracked, he has tinsel hanging all over so the birds don't go near his yard, little he knows they aren't afraid of his tinsel  When it is garbage day, he is on the curb organizing the garbage and recycle bins, I have been known to go out there once he goes back in the house, and disorganize them again 

  OMG, tinsel??? For Real???

ROFLMAO, you really go out there and do that!!! OMG, that is so funny and would be something I would do myself. 

I can't stand the man, and will do whatever to irritate him, as he irritates me, a little game 

  I LOVE IT!!! That is so funny No Rose I would love to be your partner in crime. You are Lucy and me Ethel. 

[joesamas mama]

The guy is seriously cracked, he has tinsel hanging all over so the birds don't go near his yard, little he knows they aren't afraid of his tinsel  When it is garbage day, he is on the curb organizing the garbage and recycle bins, I have been known to go out there once he goes back in the house, and disorganize them again 

  OMG, tinsel??? For Real???

ROFLMAO, you really go out there and do that!!! OMG, that is so funny and would be something I would do myself. 

I can't stand the man, and will do whatever to irritate him, as he irritates me, a little game 

  I LOVE IT!!! That is so funny No Rose I would love to be your partner in crime. You are Lucy and me Ethel. 

We had a neighbour that had fake plastic owls nailed to her trees to keep birds away. 

They have those plastic owls in downtown atlanta on the sides of the highrises to scare away pigeons.  Ashamed to say I stared at one of thoses owls for quite a while wondering why there was an owl sitting on a building in the daytime. not one of my brighter moments.

  I would have done the same thing. Guess what we have at the hospital? RED TAIL HAWKS that live in a nest on top of the building. They are gorgeous and so huge I can see them without my glasses. I love looking at them when they are just sitting on the ledge looking around. (while I am out having my ciggy break) 

We have them and they are awesome to watch. They circle the field when you bush hog and wait for the tractor to flush mice and other critter then they swoop down and grab them in their talons and those suckers are moving out, they never slow.

They are awesome to watch. We have them at my apartments too and one time before I had glasses I was walking Joe (he was sick at the time) and I kept seeing this creature on the ground pacing back and forth. I asked myself, why is a penguin on the sidewalk. Then it swooped up to a tree and tried to nose dive us. I have never ran that fast in all my life and neither had Josef. I also like to see the little birds fighting the hawks around here. They gang up on them in the sky, kind of reminds me of little RAF Spitfires going after German bombers during the Battle of Britain.

[Tevye]

Hi Sister Tevye.

Hey Mission and all! Just trying to catch up....

Sister Tevye Bob,Every time I leave and come back I am way behind.I don't know what they are doing.......maybe someone brought out the magic teapot.   

LOL! Ya know, I think Boo still has my magic teapot...and I'd really like to take it to work....

[no rose colored glasses]

The guy is seriously cracked, he has tinsel hanging all over so the birds don't go near his yard, little he knows they aren't afraid of his tinsel  When it is garbage day, he is on the curb organizing the garbage and recycle bins, I have been known to go out there once he goes back in the house, and disorganize them again 

  OMG, tinsel??? For Real???

ROFLMAO, you really go out there and do that!!! OMG, that is so funny and would be something I would do myself. 

I can't stand the man, and will do whatever to irritate him, as he irritates me, a little game 

  I LOVE IT!!! That is so funny No Rose I would love to be your partner in crime. You are Lucy and me Ethel. 

We had a neighbour that had fake plastic owls nailed to her trees to keep birds away. 

The first time I saw those was driving into Los Angeles, there are apartments for the elderly, and every other one had a plastic owl on there deck  at the time I didn't know what those were for.

[joesamas mama]

  Tevye   

I seem to always miss you

You will be proud to know that Hubby now has every episode of three seasons of Dr Who recorded on our satelite box   

Good on him! The new Doctor is OK, but David Tenant will always be the Good Doctor for me!

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR David Tenant.  Hi Tevye!! Miss you.

[4 Donks]

The guy is seriously cracked, he has tinsel hanging all over so the birds don't go near his yard, little he knows they aren't afraid of his tinsel  When it is garbage day, he is on the curb organizing the garbage and recycle bins, I have been known to go out there once he goes back in the house, and disorganize them again 

  OMG, tinsel??? For Real???

ROFLMAO, you really go out there and do that!!! OMG, that is so funny and would be something I would do myself. 

I can't stand the man, and will do whatever to irritate him, as he irritates me, a little game 

  I LOVE IT!!! That is so funny No Rose I would love to be your partner in crime. You are Lucy and me Ethel. 

We had a neighbour that had fake plastic owls nailed to her trees to keep birds away. 

They have those plastic owls in downtown atlanta on the sides of the highrises to scare away pigeons.  Ashamed to say I stared at one of thoses owls for quite a while wondering why there was an owl sitting on a building in the daytime. not one of my brighter moments.

  I would have done the same thing. Guess what we have at the hospital? RED TAIL HAWKS that live in a nest on top of the building. They are gorgeous and so huge I can see them without my glasses. I love looking at them when they are just sitting on the ledge looking around. (while I am out having my ciggy break) 

We have them and they are awesome to watch. They circle the field when you bush hog and wait for the tractor to flush mice and other critter then they swoop down and grab them in their talons and those suckers are moving out, they never slow.

They are awesome to watch. We have them at my apartments too and one time before I had glasses I was walking Joe (he was sick at the time) and I kept seeing this creature on the ground pacing back and forth. I asked myself, why is a penguin on the sidewalk. Then it swooped up to a tree and tried to nose dive us. I have never ran that fast in all my life and neither had Josef. I also like to see the little birds fighting the hawks around here. They gang up on them in the sky, kind of reminds me of little RAF Spitfires going after German bombers during the Battle of Britain.

I never let Furby outside by herself because she is 6 1/2 lbs and I've seen them take rabbits that are bigger than her

[no rose colored glasses]

Hi Sister Tevye.

Hey Mission and all! Just trying to catch up....

Hi Tevye, hope you had a good day today 

Thanks, I finally had a day where I didn't tick anyone off, and one of my bosses got a compliment on how nice I am on the phone. Finally!

That's great, I'll bet you are always nice on the phone, unlike the lady at Terminex who yelled at me, because I called the man that services our yard by the wrong name  and what is worse I've been calling David, Jason for all this time, and he doesn't correct me. 

[joesamas mama]

The guy is seriously cracked, he has tinsel hanging all over so the birds don't go near his yard, little he knows they aren't afraid of his tinsel  When it is garbage day, he is on the curb organizing the garbage and recycle bins, I have been known to go out there once he goes back in the house, and disorganize them again 

  OMG, tinsel??? For Real???
 
ROFLMAO, you really go out there and do that!!! OMG, that is so funny and would be something I would do myself. 

I can't stand the man, and will do whatever to irritate him, as he irritates me, a little game 

  I LOVE IT!!! That is so funny No Rose I would love to be your partner in crime. You are Lucy and me Ethel. 

We had a neighbour that had fake plastic owls nailed to her trees to keep birds away. 

They have those plastic owls in downtown atlanta on the sides of the highrises to scare away pigeons.  Ashamed to say I stared at one of thoses owls for quite a while wondering why there was an owl sitting on a building in the daytime. not one of my brighter moments.

  I would have done the same thing. Guess what we have at the hospital? RED TAIL HAWKS that live in a nest on top of the building. They are gorgeous and so huge I can see them without my glasses. I love looking at them when they are just sitting on the ledge looking around. (while I am out having my ciggy break) 

I havn't seen those hawks aive , but I did see an unfortunate soul that had been hit by a car.  The talons were so large.  But I swear the pigeons at work must not see many either.  they are the tamest birds I have ever seen. 

Yeah I have seen them on the highway and it makes me sad. They are huge. We have pigeons at work too and the stupid hospital paid out the arse for a noise machine that sounds like a hawk going after seagulls.  The maintenance guys told them there are no seagulls around here why waste the money. They didn't listen and the hawks appeared by chance. Not so many pigeons or grackles anymore.

[Tevye]

  Tevye   

I seem to always miss you

You will be proud to know that Hubby now has every episode of three seasons of Dr Who recorded on our satelite box   

Good on him! The new Doctor is OK, but David Tenant will always be the Good Doctor for me!

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR David Tenant.  Hi Tevye!! Miss you.

Miss you too, JSM. Thrilled about your "fiance" status, and your great competition!!! Good job, on both fronts!

[no rose colored glasses]

I'm laughing here like crazy picturing spider lady stealing daffodil bulbs  She sounds like someone that should be in my neighborhood. And that goon next door to us, before he put up the tinsel, he had old cd's hanging on a string. There were three to a string and he had three sets of them hanging, I guess he thought the birds didn't like music either, that darn fool.

[atlanta_mom]

I'm laughing here like crazy picturing spider lady stealing daffodil bulbs  She sounds like someone that should be in my neighborhood. And that goon next door to us, before he put up the tinsel, he had old cd's hanging on a string. There were three to a string and he had three sets of them hanging, I guess he thought the birds didn't like music either, that darn fool.

oh my GOSH!!!! What neighborhood do you live in, I am the spider lady?  I don't steal daffodils, I just help them expand the colony.....

I once did try to get some bulbs off the side of the road.. I was so scared that the police would come arrest me.....

[4 Donks]

Tevye

How is the family doing?

[joesamas mama]

The guy is seriously cracked, he has tinsel hanging all over so the birds don't go near his yard, little he knows they aren't afraid of his tinsel  When it is garbage day, he is on the curb organizing the garbage and recycle bins, I have been known to go out there once he goes back in the house, and disorganize them again 

  OMG, tinsel??? For Real???

ROFLMAO, you really go out there and do that!!! OMG, that is so funny and would be something I would do myself. 

I can't stand the man, and will do whatever to irritate him, as he irritates me, a little game 

  I LOVE IT!!! That is so funny No Rose I would love to be your partner in crime. You are Lucy and me Ethel. 

We had a neighbour that had fake plastic owls nailed to her trees to keep birds away. 

They have those plastic owls in downtown atlanta on the sides of the highrises to scare away pigeons.  Ashamed to say I stared at one of thoses owls for quite a while wondering why there was an owl sitting on a building in the daytime. not one of my brighter moments.

  I would have done the same thing. Guess what we have at the hospital? RED TAIL HAWKS that live in a nest on top of the building. They are gorgeous and so huge I can see them without my glasses. I love looking at them when they are just sitting on the ledge looking around. (while I am out having my ciggy break) 

We have them and they are awesome to watch. They circle the field when you bush hog and wait for the tractor to flush mice and other critter then they swoop down and grab them in their talons and those suckers are moving out, they never slow.

They are awesome to watch. We have them at my apartments too and one time before I had glasses I was walking Joe (he was sick at the time) and I kept seeing this creature on the ground pacing back and forth. I asked myself, why is a penguin on the sidewalk. Then it swooped up to a tree and tried to nose dive us. I have never ran that fast in all my life and neither had Josef. I also like to see the little birds fighting the hawks around here. They gang up on them in the sky, kind of reminds me of little RAF Spitfires going after German bombers during the Battle of Britain.

I never let Furby outside by herself because she is 6 1/2 lbs and I've seen them take rabbits that are bigger than her

  I know what you mean, they do take pups that are small. Josef at the time weighed a whopping 70 lbs. I don't know what that bird was thinking.  Scared me to bits and pieces first because I thought it was a penguin, second because it came after us.