JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD #19 8/05/10 - 8/27/10

[joesamas mama]

Hi JSM 

  Hi No Rose. Glad you are alone having a good day. I am way behind and have been cleaning my apartment all day. Think I may take a nap after I get caught up here.

That sounds like a good idea, a nap. I've got two projects going at once, and not finishing either, and also have The Nanny tv show on, there is a marathon 

Didn't take the nap, doing laundry and walked Josef twice. It is too hot for him outside and the fool wants to go sit on the balcony. 

It's down to 95 here. Gee we only made it to 100 today.  If he was here he could sit out in the barn with hubs. 

  Josef would love that!!

After he is done doing what ever he does pulls out his chair turns the fan on gets a cold Bud and has his cigs and watches the critters and neighbors. 

Joe loves critters and neighbors, I'm driving him over right now 

[MuffyBee]

  Hi Muffy, we are being haved.

Hey there JSM and Josef 

I love the gecko Brandi has fixed up with the ob/gyn costume   

[joesamas mama]

  I swear you and I share the same brain, except my words don't come out as well as yours. When I am President will you be my speechwriter? I swear I won't use a teleprompter 

Don't forget, I'm going to be Attorney General, but I'll moonlight at your "mouthpiece" anytime!

You will be AG, but you write a mean speech, so you will have to moonlight for me. 

[joesamas mama]

I swear I went to make this after I read this post. Then I posted the picture I finished, and you all were ahead of me. LOL

I went to look up how many eggs a bearded dragon lays and this is the answer 
Depends on the type of lizard. Bearded Dragons for example can lay up to 30+ eggs at each clutch where a gecko only lays a couple      So Joan could have around 30 eggs. Now the question is, who is the father, is Don, or is it one of the other male lizards who are sharing a giant cage? 

One of the great things I learned at my new job is how to do DNA testing.....

  awesome.

[Green Eyes]

Hi JSM 

  Hi No Rose. Glad you are alone having a good day. I am way behind and have been cleaning my apartment all day. Think I may take a nap after I get caught up here.

That sounds like a good idea, a nap. I've got two projects going at once, and not finishing either, and also have The Nanny tv show on, there is a marathon 

Didn't take the nap, doing laundry and walked Josef twice. It is too hot for him outside and the fool wants to go sit on the balcony. 

It's down to 95 here. Gee we only made it to 100 today.  If he was here he could sit out in the barn with hubs. 

  Josef would love that!!

After he is done doing what ever he does pulls out his chair turns the fan on gets a cold Bud and has his cigs and watches the critters and neighbors. 

Joe loves critters and neighbors, I'm driving him over right now 

  Okay

[Green Eyes]

Hey MuffyBee

[joesamas mama]

I always laugh when the Geico gecko is on the commercial, you would think by now I wouldn't find him funny anymore 

  I laugh at him too. He is so cute.

At least I can always understand what they are getting at. Not like that sleeping pill one awhile back when it showed the rooster or what ever waking people up. But never saying anything else.

  Never saw that one, the ones that I don't get are the cialis ones where there are a man and a lady holding hands in two separate bathtubs in a d*mn field. Who the heck sits in two nasty old tubs in a field holding hands? It makes me think the guy said "hey honey, took my cialis, you wanna go back of the barn and hold hands in the water troughs? The horses won't mind, they are in the other pasture" Some commercials are totally stupid, but others make me laugh my butt off. 

You got that one right.  One that gives me the creeps is the orkin one when the "termite comes to the door to use the phone and says "Oh is that hard wood". I don't know why but it really creeps me out. I feel like it's a dirty old man eyeing some young girl. 

That one is creepy and the Mucinex cartoon commercial creeps me out.

[joesamas mama]

Yeah, it would be too hot for Josef on the balcony, but he wants to go out and be nosy 

  I let him out there and he went nosing around like there was food or something out there. Sniffed around and came back in. Guessing maybe the raccoons are getting on my balcony at night or something. He sure was sniffing for something. 

Would a raccoon go so far up on a balcony?    OMG it is so hot by you Green Eyes, I hope your work area where your husband goes has air conditioning.

Yes No Rose, they climb way high. So I am thinking he smelled something and that is why he was wanting to go out on the balcony. Also opossums dangle in the tree beside my bedroom (like Joy Wray) and you can see their beady eyes glowing at night. Really creepy. 

  Now that is really, really creepy.

Yeah No Rose, when it is really dark, all you can see are their beady eyes at night. That is one reason I never open my blinds or curtains (besides the heat) because it is really spooky when you see them. They like glow in the dark.

[Green Eyes]

I always laugh when the Geico gecko is on the commercial, you would think by now I wouldn't find him funny anymore 

  I laugh at him too. He is so cute.

At least I can always understand what they are getting at. Not like that sleeping pill one awhile back when it showed the rooster or what ever waking people up. But never saying anything else.

  Never saw that one, the ones that I don't get are the cialis ones where there are a man and a lady holding hands in two separate bathtubs in a d*mn field. Who the heck sits in two nasty old tubs in a field holding hands? It makes me think the guy said "hey honey, took my cialis, you wanna go back of the barn and hold hands in the water troughs? The horses won't mind, they are in the other pasture" Some commercials are totally stupid, but others make me laugh my butt off. 

You got that one right.  One that gives me the creeps is the orkin one when the "termite comes to the door to use the phone and says "Oh is that hard wood". I don't know why but it really creeps me out. I feel like it's a dirty old man eyeing some young girl. 

That one is creepy and the Mucinex cartoon commercial creeps me out.

Ya that one is creepy too!

[joesamas mama]

I swear I went to make this after I read this post. Then I posted the picture I finished, and you all were ahead of me. LOL

I went to look up how many eggs a bearded dragon lays and this is the answer 
Depends on the type of lizard. Bearded Dragons for example can lay up to 30+ eggs at each clutch where a gecko only lays a couple      So Joan could have around 30 eggs. Now the question is, who is the father, is Don, or is it one of the other male lizards who are sharing a giant cage? 

  Oh boy!! Will we get to see Joan and Don on Maury Povitch doing the DNA thing are you the daddy. 

  We may, I can't believe Maury still does that stupid show 

  Saw the funniest youtube the other day when the guy found out he wasn't the father. OMG, I laughed so hard almost fell out of my chair at work.

[Green Eyes]

Getting real grouchy. I am gonna log out.

You all have a pleasant evening!

 

Brandi I am sorry you are feeling grouchy. ((HUGS)) Hope you get to feeling better soon.

[joesamas mama]

No Rose, this is gonna be Don when he finds out about Joan

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/SGtWssdauME&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/SGtWssdauME&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1</a>

[no rose colored glasses]

  Hi Muffy, we are being haved.

Hey there JSM and Josef 

I love the gecko Brandi has fixed up with the ob/gyn costume   

  I'm hoping it is Don, Joan's boyfriend and not another lizard, who is the father.

[Sassycat]

Off to the yard.
Brandi,glad to hear your hubby is feeling o.k.   
My semi wild cat Rex let me groom her today and dust her with flea powder.  Can't pick her up though.she wants me to stand by the porch banister and she puts her paws on me and stretches.I guess this is a good thing. she has been meowing to me.I don't speak cat,I need SassyCat to translate.   

     Sounds like you have a new BFF, Trimm.

In cat talk - she is telling you that she luvs you.            

Hi Monkey Friends.        I'm off to watch a movie but wanted to say hi!     

[joesamas mama]

  Hi Muffy, we are being haved.

Hey there JSM and Josef 

I love the gecko Brandi has fixed up with the ob/gyn costume   

Hey Muffy, hope your weather is doing good. It is really hot here today. How is Sharif?

[Sassycat]

  Hi Muffy, we are being haved.

Hey there JSM and Josef 

I love the gecko Brandi has fixed up with the ob/gyn costume   

  I'm hoping it is Don, Joan's boyfriend and not another lizard, who is the father.

 

[no rose colored glasses]

No Rose, this is gonna be Don when he finds out about Joan

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/SGtWssdauME&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/SGtWssdauME&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1</a>

  I seriously can't believe that Maury is still doing that on his show.

[no rose colored glasses]

Hi Sassy, how is your evening going? 

[joesamas mama]

Hi JSM 

  Hi No Rose. Glad you are alone having a good day. I am way behind and have been cleaning my apartment all day. Think I may take a nap after I get caught up here.

That sounds like a good idea, a nap. I've got two projects going at once, and not finishing either, and also have The Nanny tv show on, there is a marathon 

Didn't take the nap, doing laundry and walked Josef twice. It is too hot for him outside and the fool wants to go sit on the balcony. 

It's down to 95 here. Gee we only made it to 100 today.  If he was here he could sit out in the barn with hubs. 

  Josef would love that!!

After he is done doing what ever he does pulls out his chair turns the fan on gets a cold Bud and has his cigs and watches the critters and neighbors. 

Joe loves critters and neighbors, I'm driving him over right now 

  Okay

  I like you too much Greeneyes, I would never do that to you. 

[Sassycat]

Hi Sassy, how is your evening going? 

Good.        Getting ready to watch a movie.    How are you doing today?   
I'm laughing my butt off about the expecting mother Joan.         Good thing she's not living in your house, huh?