JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD #19 8/05/10 - 8/27/10

[trimmonthelake]

So my husband took off to day with a sick day, he isn't really sick, he is tired, and he was snoring away when my daughter called from work. She forgot her pills, and he was going to go bring them to her. When he went out the car battery is dead, he is now waiting for AAA to come. Why do I keep hearing John Lennon singing Instant Karma, is going to get you.......

 

[no rose colored glasses]

So my husband took off to day with a sick day, he isn't really sick, he is tired, and he was snoring away when my daughter called from work. She forgot her pills, and he was going to go bring them to her. When he went out the car battery is dead, he is now waiting for AAA to come. Why do I keep hearing John Lennon singing Instant Karma, is going to get you.......

 

I really should be slapped for taking way to much pleasure in this 

[Bearlyhere]

No Rose and Greeneyes, I have never had an IQ test, Josef would probably score higher on the test than me. 

Caught you!

Hope everyone has a nice day for Caylee's Birthday.

Cookie, I hope you sell that house soon.

Trimm, why don't you and Digger dig that old MH out for them to get rid of it?  Thanks for all of the news.

Yes, men have those kind of memories, but then, so can women, if we want.   

have a good day all.

Hey Bearly!
Digger and I would be happy to point it in the direction of the 27 ft bluff.....but we have vowed to stay in our own yard.   
The nice young policeman said "thank you"

Well, this would be just to help....of course.

 

[Bearlyhere]

So my husband took off to day with a sick day, he isn't really sick, he is tired, and he was snoring away when my daughter called from work. She forgot her pills, and he was going to go bring them to her. When he went out the car battery is dead, he is now waiting for AAA to come. Why do I keep hearing John Lennon singing Instant Karma, is going to get you.......

 

I really should be slapped for taking way to much pleasure in this 

Just think of it as payback for all of those "IQ" moments!

 

[no rose colored glasses]

So my husband took off to day with a sick day, he isn't really sick, he is tired, and he was snoring away when my daughter called from work. She forgot her pills, and he was going to go bring them to her. When he went out the car battery is dead, he is now waiting for AAA to come. Why do I keep hearing John Lennon singing Instant Karma, is going to get you.......

 

I really should be slapped for taking way to much pleasure in this 

Just think of it as payback for all of those "IQ" moments!

 

  So the AAA guy is here, and he is putting in a new battery for us. My husband came in and said it will cost 30 dollars, I told him, are you living in the 50's?  Somewhere he must have missed the hundred before the 30 

[no rose colored glasses]

Just like I figured the bill came to 130 dollars    WTH was he thinking that it would only be 30 dollars?

[Missiontoconvict]

  Yes especially since they like live crickets as apposed to dead ones 

the whole cricket scenario between you and Cookie.....................

[Missiontoconvict]

So my husband took off to day with a sick day, he isn't really sick, he is tired, and he was snoring away when my daughter called from work. She forgot her pills, and he was going to go bring them to her. When he went out the car battery is dead, he is now waiting for AAA to come. Why do I keep hearing John Lennon singing Instant Karma, is going to get you.......

I hope the day gets better instead of worse    funny about Lennon.

[Missiontoconvict]

So my husband took off to day with a sick day, he isn't really sick, he is tired, and he was snoring away when my daughter called from work. She forgot her pills, and he was going to go bring them to her. When he went out the car battery is dead, he is now waiting for AAA to come. Why do I keep hearing John Lennon singing Instant Karma, is going to get you.......

 

I really should be slapped for taking way to much pleasure in this 

Just think of it as payback for all of those "IQ" moments!

 

[no rose colored glasses]

So my husband took off to day with a sick day, he isn't really sick, he is tired, and he was snoring away when my daughter called from work. She forgot her pills, and he was going to go bring them to her. When he went out the car battery is dead, he is now waiting for AAA to come. Why do I keep hearing John Lennon singing Instant Karma, is going to get you.......

I hope the day gets better instead of worse    funny about Lennon.

He is back in bed  I washed the sheets and told him 1:30 you are up so I can make the bed, can't stand to see a bed unmade 

[cookie]

Just like I figured the bill came to 130 dollars    WTH was he thinking that it would only be 30 dollars?

hell yes...you can barely buy regular size D batteries for $30 anymore, let alone a car battery lol!

after all the talk about Jerry Springer, I tuned him in today..am watching it right now...these people are trips! if someone hit me or pulled my hair like some of these women do to each other, I would be crying my eyes out! I can make fun,make faces and call names but I don't do fist fighting! I feel like a real Red Neck watching this!

[Missiontoconvict]

So my husband took off to day with a sick day, he isn't really sick, he is tired, and he was snoring away when my daughter called from work. She forgot her pills, and he was going to go bring them to her. When he went out the car battery is dead, he is now waiting for AAA to come. Why do I keep hearing John Lennon singing Instant Karma, is going to get you.......

 

I really should be slapped for taking way to much pleasure in this 

Just think of it as payback for all of those "IQ" moments!

 

  So the AAA guy is here, and he is putting in a new battery for us. My husband came in and said it will cost 30 dollars, I told him, are you living in the 50's?  Somewhere he must have missed the hundred before the 30 

You are in rare form today NoRose 

[Missiontoconvict]

Just like I figured the bill came to 130 dollars    WTH was he thinking that it would only be 30 dollars?

  and  You were right!

[trimmonthelake]

I was sitting here singing "Somewhere out there"and Taco started howling.      

NRCG,did you see the post over in the Haleigh thread about a search going on today?   

[no rose colored glasses]

Just like I figured the bill came to 130 dollars    WTH was he thinking that it would only be 30 dollars?

hell yes...you can barely buy regular size D batteries for $30 anymore, let alone a car battery lol!

after all the talk about Jerry Springer, I tuned him in today..am watching it right now...these people are trips! if someone hit me or pulled my hair like some of these women do to each other, I would be crying my eyes out! I can make fun,make faces and call names but I don't do fist fighting! I feel like a real Red Neck watching this!

You really have to turn off all thoughts and just enjoy the chaos on Jerry Springer. There have been times that I have caught myself cheering along with the audience  I don't watch it anymore, got sick of women on the stage fighting and pulling clothes off each other, especially since some of the women, well, I just didn't want to see that much of them considering their weight 

[no rose colored glasses]

Just like I figured the bill came to 130 dollars    WTH was he thinking that it would only be 30 dollars?

  and  You were right!

When is he ever going to realize that I'm always right? 

[no rose colored glasses]

I was sitting here singing "Somewhere out there"and Taco started howling.      

NRCG,did you see the post over in the Haleigh thread about a search going on today?   

OMG how funny    No  will go check now.

[no rose colored glasses]

Have to wonder if Joe Overstreet maybe said something for there to be a search for Haleigh? 

[trimmonthelake]

Just like I figured the bill came to 130 dollars    WTH was he thinking that it would only be 30 dollars?

hell yes...you can barely buy regular size D batteries for $30 anymore, let alone a car battery lol!

after all the talk about Jerry Springer, I tuned him in today..am watching it right now...these people are trips! if someone hit me or pulled my hair like some of these women do to each other, I would be crying my eyes out! I can make fun,make faces and call names but I don't do fist fighting! I feel like a real Red Neck watching this!

I would beat my family members senseless if they went on that show.   

[trimmonthelake]

Have to wonder if Joe Overstreet maybe said something for there to be a search for Haleigh? 

I don't know,guess we'll have to keep checking around.